Eroticasaurus

Episode 36: Velma, Daphne, Fred, and a Surprise Guest

We take the Mystery Machine to a haunted house and then the craziest thing happens!!!!!!! (sex) We hope you all get your hands on your feet real soon! Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/ Eroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network https://www.slashncast.net/ << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 35: Time Travelling Gay Egyptian Bae

Our special guest, author Kevin Townley, drops in and drops knowledge! In this episode, we share a time-bending tale of love between two men, one of whom has traveled through time to save his ancestors and the other is a model for Men's Health Magazine. Kevin Townley can be found: https://www.instagram.com/kevintownleyjr support the author of our story, Hunter Fox by reading and sharing: https://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus http...

Episode 34: Erotica About The Coronavirus, I guess?

A sexy lady scientist accidentally sends covid to the past, and must go inside the large Hadron Collider to something something jizz. None of it is what you think! This was recorded last November. Sorry for the long pause, we were adjusting to the weird mutants our lives have become. Thanks for sticking with us. Stay safe, we hope this makes you horny. Subscribe to Josh's YouTube channel: Coyote (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClEUNXKwUdEFo5K6x9Of4Xg) Follow your hosts: https://twitter.co...

Episode 33: World of Warcraft and Boning

It's a lot of chit chat and we read a story from the Realm of The Woods Where People Get Off and it's GREAT. If this is video games, call me TWITCH. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/ Eroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network Check out all of our shows here: https://www.slashncast.net/ << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 32: Superbutt?

This week we delve into the DC universe for a quick moment, stumble through a director's round table, Sarah is mean to Josh and we agree that having sex with military equipment is hot. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon https://Instagram.com/eroticasaurus Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/ Eroticasaurus is a proud member of the Slash N Cast Podcast Network https://www.slashncast.net/ << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 31: FearBonerFest 2020

Up for a little summertime Netflix and kill? It's FearBonerFest 2020! Let's do this! Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus Original art: https://mrjonesart.com/ << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 30: Mothman and The Legend of Fatballs

We dip back into some trash after a pandemic-induced malaise. In this episode we touch awkwardly on presidential porn and immediately wash our hands, followed by some Mothman sex in Italian! We debate hickeys and create Fatballs: the cryptocreature who effs so hard it destroys municipal property. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Instagram.com/eroticasaurus artwork by https://mrjonesart.com/ << pterodactyl sou...

Episode 29: One Star Yelp Reviews of Rural Strip Clubs

This was recorded pre-pandemic, so feel free to close your eyes and pretend none of it is happening for 35 minutes. We review Butlers in the buff, the Bear's Den and Sarah gets booted form the circle jerk. Thanks so much for your support! https://www.instagram.com/eroticasaurus/ Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus "Don't be a prude" - Josh Krebs https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon "Be a sexual astronaut" Sarah Nowak https://twitter.com/snowak Support the show: https://www.pa...

Episode 28: Dr. Jerkoff

We read a quick-shot robot love story and catch up on our lives. We love you! Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 27: Sex With Green Men of Varying Sizes

We head to an insurance convention and do the dirty with our nemesis, then we feast on some intergalactic peen! It's a stripped down long-play episode! It's our first as we figure out how to broadcast to you from our bunkers across the galaxy. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Presenting: Bloody Date Night Presents: The Shining

A quick update from me! And then a full sexy ep of a podcast we endorse! Please enjoy! https://twitter.com/BloodyDateNight https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon https://www.patreon.com/bloodydatenight

Episode 25: Air Force BUNS

We have full sex with a billionaire jet plane and if you're worried about the logistics, we've got it covered. Our guests enjoy a very accurate evening working as an overnight security guard. Josh is heading to Dallas! Give him some love and a follow! We'll be back in a week or so with more messy monster sex to put in your earballs. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/e...

Episode 24: Gay Centaur Punished My Butt/Sexually Serious

We read a duo scene with a centaur and a businessman, and a nerd's first three-way. It's a beautiful, sexually serious mess! https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Centaur-Punished-My-Butt-ebook/dp/B00YGC9FX6/ Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >> Special Guests: Abbie Harper, BJ Thorne, Danielia Donohue Reidy, Ian Gonzales, Megan O'Malley, Phil C...

Episode 23: Ganged by Gnomes

Gnome shirt, gnome shoes, gnome . . problem!?!?!? It's an Eroticasaurus house party! We're joined by special guests to read "Ganged by Gnomes", the story of a young woman who just needs to get away from the big city and rents a treehouse for the weekend. Available here: https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Gnomes-Sable-Collins-ebook/dp/B083XQTN73/ref=sr11?keywords=ganged+by+gnomes&qid=1580835608&sr=8-1 Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.c...

Episode 22: Ghosty Kink

This is a fun one: a super cute relationship between a woman and her house ghost. They get funky with toys & restraints! Meanwhile, Josh and Sarah talk hickies and getting caught by your parents. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 21: Ravished by the Triceratops

Josh and Sarah dip into dino porn for the first time. We also come up with a new pizza business and talk about ghosting. Get the full text of the book as well as other fantastic dirty stories here: https://cutt.ly/crn8fFf Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 20: Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound Me In The Butt

Sarah and Josh head to Germany to spend time with a big green guy named Frankie who is FULL. OF. SURPRISES. To purchase this story for Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Happy-Birthday-Frankenstein-Pound-Butt-ebook/dp/B0168U43EO/ Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 19: You Can't Get Cum From a Stone

We take a walk in the woods and make fuck with a collosal woman made of stone. It is good. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 18: Fill Me With Your Nut

We didn't mean to find this but once we did we couldn't keep it from you. This story goes in some crazy places, hop on for the ride! Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 17: Please DO Tap on the Glass

Sarah is failing to work through her obsession with objectophilia, we figure out what Josh did in his parents closet and our story subjects give each other a "reptile house". Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 16: Captured by Orcs

Josh and Sarah read a section of the two cums up story Captured By Orcs by Christie Sims and find out if Orcs are better lovers than Sasquatch and no one pulls a knife on Josh. Follow your hosts: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/eroticasaurus << pterodactyl sounds >> *CW: non-con sexual situations

Episode 15: Fear Boner Fest 2019

Welcome to the first annual Fear Boner Fest! We're reading sexy stories about your favorite monsters and we've cooked up a special Halloween edition of one star yelp reviews of rural strip clubs! Open up your goodie bag and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon << pterodactyl screams >>

Episode 14: Werewolf Surprise!

Sarah and Josh head BACK to the woods, but this time it's to meet a kind stranger who needs our pants. Listen, this story got 2 cums down, but we reimagined a new ending that's going to make wanna crank it. Right. There. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon thanks!

Episode 13: Sasquatch Gang Bang

Sarah and Josh head to the woods for an intimate interlude with Bigfoots. Spoiler: We love it. buy it here: https://www.amazon.com/Ganged-Bigfoot-MMMF-Hardcore-Group-ebook/dp/B01H4EN4W0/ref=sr11?keywords=ganged+by+bigfoot&qid=1571245537&s=digital-text&sr=1-1 Please follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon Thanks! << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS

We're reading a second part of YEEN QUEEN where a gender fluid hyena/human hybrid finally gets her crush to "bend the knee" and we are INTO. IT. Also, it's Josh's birthday, a full moon and Friday the 13th. Super witchy. Please leave us a star or a review! or B O T H. reach out on twitter: https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon buy us a coffee to keep us afloat: https://ko-fi.com/sarahmnowak

Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE

Sarah and Josh read you the story of Ashton, a sad sack heavy metal singer who wishes for a gimmick, and boy does he get one! It's our Friday the 13th episode, where we also discuss butt funnels, peperroni nipples and John Carpenter comes up again to the surpise of literally no one. Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon buy us a coffee! https://t.co/Rr1lMIvzdJ Story is "YEEN QUEEN" by Xerox2 found on Literotica

Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich

Sarah and Josh give two cums up to the story of a snake lady and a meek gentleman in a cave, we go down a double dick rabbit hole and still don't grasp how reptiles reproduce. twitter: @eroticasaurus @snowak @joshthemayorwon << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 9: Date with the Devil

Sarah and Josh fall through a hell gate directly on to Lucifer's balls, and crush whatever chances they had of making it in corporate america by doing a dramatic reading from issue 1 of "Horny Biker Slut". @eroticasaurus @snowak @joshthemayorwon << pterodactyl sounds>>

Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening

Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval. We finish the second half of Santa vs. The Tenatcle Monster and give it 2 cums up! Follow on twitter @eroticasaurus @snowak @joshthemayorwon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww27RR7jUrs&feature=em-lsb-owner << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode

We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA. Please follow us on twitter for pictures of Big Earls, the Wet Logo and a very filthy door. Feel free to drop us a DM if there's anything special you'd like us to cover. https://twitter.com/eroticasaurus https://twitter.com/snowak https://twitter.com/JoshTheMayorWon << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 6: Sex Droid Performance Review

Sarah and Josh read a futuristic job performance review where the employee is NOT getting a raise and then we enjoy strip clubs from a yelper's perspective. @eroticasaurus @snowak @joshthemayorwon << pterodactyl sounds >>

Episode 5: Stranded on Planet Perv

In honor of the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, we read the story of a couple who become marooned on a planet of pervy aliens who treat them shocking well in captivity. Please add us om Twitter @eroticasaurus And tell us what you'd like to hear! Sarah: @snowak insta: buffalosnow Josh @Joshthemayorwon insta: krebstarknightwalker and check out Josh's pod with his wife called Bloody Date Night. < pterodactyl noises >

Episode 4: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster! Part I

What a gift we have for you! This story was 4 of out 5 hornys, with 2 of 3 participants deeming it horny. GUESS WHICH 2! We'll likely dip back into this story in a future episode. We're joined by comedian Meghan O'Malley @megsomalls Who can be seen at her twice monthly stand up showcase "Barely Making It" and appears with Josh and Sarah on the sketch team @nationalscandal. Please like and subscribe! on twitter: @eroticasaurus @snowak @joshthemayorwon < pterodactyl noise > Special Guest: M...

Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con

In honor of ComicCon we're enjoying some love in an elevator with a surprising twist. The twist? People have sex! Sarah still can't say adult words, Josh talks about multiple Tommy Lees and Greg casts some aspertions at famous people. Please follow us on twitter! @eroticasaurus @Joshthemayorwon @snowak @bloodydatenight Contact us at: [email protected] < Pterodactyl sounds >

Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing

Episode 0101: Episode 1: Don't Drink That

Josh Krebs does his first dramatic reading of erotica. We read a selection from "Galloping Gallons" and "Mushroom Kingdom". Please leave us a review! Please follow us on twitter! @eroticasaurus