Episode One
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Episodes
329 - Dr. Fingerling’s Love Planet
April 11, 2024 16:41 - 1 hour - 144 MBDr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #60 - The Drafts Folder 2 [Patreon Preview]
April 08, 2024 19:17 - 6 minutes - 14.6 MBEpisodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, three needles in a haystack, and many more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101962357
328 - Gilroy Monsanto at the Iowa State Fair [Patreon Preview]
April 04, 2024 17:55 - 5 minutes - 13.6 MBGilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101712512
Pop That Corn 21 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (ft. Felix Biederman, Alex Nichols, and Ben) [Preview]
April 01, 2024 19:37 - 3 minutes - 7.55 MBAndrew, Felix, Alex, and Ben discuss the 2018 Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101511528
327 - The Ballad of Brewer Grouse
March 28, 2024 14:11 - 2 hours - 294 MBSinger-songwriter Brewer Grouse finds himself at the center of the early '60s folk boom in Manhattan and sets out to make his message heard—whether people like it or not. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Dave Weigel, Lisa Vitale, Nate Ruess, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, John Semley, Alana Branson, Joel, Margie, Taylor, and Patches. Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, and Andrew Hudson Songs by Charles Austin, performed by Charles Austin, Lisa Vitale, ...
E2 #59 - The Dopeness Goes To The Zoo [Patreon Preview]
March 25, 2024 17:09 - 3 minutes - 7.59 MBMr. Drama (Andrew), Caden2Milli (Branson), Paper Chaser (Charles), and FaZe Polanski (Felix) have an adventure at the zoo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101045241
326 - Angels
March 21, 2024 17:01 - 1 hour - 139 MBAngels Valentini (Branson), Dooriel (Andrew), and Rabbi Judas the Angel (Charles) discuss their jobs and daily routines in Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
325 - Sex Doll Mechanics
March 14, 2024 17:06 - 1 hour - 140 MBMechanics Sleeve (Branson) and Harley Knewer (Charles) help customers (Andrew, Tom) repair and maintain their sex dolls. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E0 #37 - Walt Tremblay Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
March 11, 2024 20:24 - 5 minutes - 13.5 MBWalt Tremblay (Branson) answers questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100181864
324 - Speedrunners of the Universe: Reality Done Quick [Patreon Preview]
March 07, 2024 17:43 - 6 minutes - 14.9 MBCemeteryScone (Andrew), FunPlayer1 (Branson), MysteriousHumanoid1998 (Charles), and ThatMysticBlerd (@_KOL2) provide commentary on real-life speedruns, including a 100% Map Run of Cook County, IL that pits The Cake Is A Liger vs. SchrödingersTaco, and an attempt to top Dr. Yinz's universe speedrun record. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99932835
323 - Risco Caribbean Presents The Elvis of the Sea
February 29, 2024 17:42 - 59 minutes - 136 MBYouTuber Rando Slice (Andrew), prison guard Nate Tussle (Branson), and Brody Bliscoe The World Ice Cream Champ (Charles) discuss their wonderful journey aboard the Elvis of the Sea cruise ship. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #58 - Jedi’s: The Dantooine 500 [Patreon Preview]
February 26, 2024 18:30 - 4 minutes - 10.3 MBJedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) gather to watch the Dantooine 500 podrace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99254757
322 - Secret’s Service: Speaking Secrets
February 22, 2024 18:41 - 1 hour - 145 MBA discussion of the prestige TV show Secret’s Service featuring three super fans: Carl Yummy (Branson), Walton Sears (Andrew), and Filbert Fletcher (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #57 - The Therapeutic Advice of the BRAN 5000 [Patreon Preview]
February 19, 2024 19:07 - 4 minutes - 11.4 MBThe BRAN 5000 (Branson) and Dr. Cloak Barrows (Andrew) try to help Randy Momo (Charles) overcome his state of extended adolescence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98780247
1001 Funny Jokes (Part 16) [Patreon Preview]
February 17, 2024 20:37 - 4 minutes - 9.57 MB"1001 Funny Jokes" Call of Cthulhu campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/268039
321 - The SickCast
February 15, 2024 18:34 - 1 hour - 148 MBBranson and Andrew discuss being sick. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #56 - The 3rd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]
February 12, 2024 20:00 - 4 minutes - 10.2 MBThis year we draft college frat houses. With Branson, Andrew, Charles, Tom, Joel, and Nick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98349005
320 - The Philosophy Roundtable at the Lyceum [Patreon Preview]
February 08, 2024 16:28 - 5 minutes - 12.1 MBGreek philosophers Anaenis (Branson), Philosophes (Andrew), and Platonicus (Charles) debate the thorniest philosophical questions of the time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98101063
319 - Oscar Me, Oooohed by Oscars
February 01, 2024 18:42 - 1 hour - 159 MBFilm critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), and Reese Soulstone (Charles) share their predictions for Oscar season. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
318 - The King's Flute
January 25, 2024 18:21 - 1 hour - 143 MBMercenaries Smokemore (Branson), Quickseed (Andrew), and Molvux (Charles) undertake a quest to deliver The King's Flute to King Vahgo. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #55 - The SadCast [Patreon Preview]
January 22, 2024 17:36 - 5 minutes - 12.7 MBJérome Durepois (Andrew) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (Branson) discuss their sadness. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-55-sadcast-96984930
317 - Smoked: The Rise and Fall of Stamp Grosby
January 18, 2024 17:37 - 1 hour - 149 MBStamp Grosby was the first player/coach/owner/GM in basketball. How did this former powder magnate end up being the shortest-term owner in NBA history? Slut Phillips (Branson), Kevin Hatleaf (Andrew), and Slim Dragoon (Joel) explain. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
The Gods of Podcasting 24 - Are Taxes Constitutional? [Patreon Preview]
January 15, 2024 18:47 - 3 minutes - 8.86 MBBranson, Andrew, and Charles dish about taxes, invent a nephew for Uncle Sam, and encourage all listeners to put down their bombs and embrace peace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96550496
316 - The 4th Annual E1 vs PAL Timeshare Dispute
January 11, 2024 18:31 - 1 hour - 145 MBE1 and Podcast About List go on vacation at their timeshare in Nashua, NH but arrive to a discomforting surprise… E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
315 - The Wetted Whistle [Patreon Preview]
January 04, 2024 17:49 - 5 minutes - 13.2 MBBartenders Muck Leghorn (Alex Branson) and Clint Kentucky Royale (Nick Branson @Destroyomax9000) serve customers at The Crevice. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/95866521
314 - The FlexCast
December 28, 2023 16:27 - 54 minutes - 125 MBSmith Michael Jenson (Andrew), Michael Jenson Smith (Branson), and Jenson Smith Michael (Charles) flex about their incredible lives and lifestyles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
313 - Charles Austin’s Reluctant Christmas Special
December 22, 2023 19:07 - 1 hour - 167 MBCharles takes it upon himself to record a Christmas special this year, despite his tepid interest in the holiday. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
312 - Down Ichor Creek
December 14, 2023 18:26 - 1 hour - 140 MBCharon (Branson) guides his passengers Spider Lindell (Andrew) and Jawja Nawlins (Charles) down Ichor Creek in Silver Spoons, GA to complete missions for their elite clients. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
311 - The Divorce [Patreon Preview]
December 07, 2023 17:08 - 4 minutes - 10.1 MBWade Tacoma (Andrew) discusses his divorce proceedings with his brother Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his lawyer Ken Koala (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94259866
E2 #54 - Fan Fiction & Fan Truth [Patreon Preview]
December 04, 2023 19:50 - 4 minutes - 10.7 MBFan fiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (Branson), DarkEmergencyX (Andrew), DarkNarutoX (Charles), and Tom D. Anime (Tom) share their latest stories. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94081195
310 - Hitchhikers
November 30, 2023 19:11 - 1 hour - 142 MBLong-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
309 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America
November 24, 2023 18:11 - 1 hour - 149 MBLocal journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #53 - Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]
November 20, 2023 21:25 - 5 minutes - 11.6 MBReid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93239891
308 - Faith, Family, Freedom: The Bryden Brantley Interview on 94.3 COWZ FM
November 16, 2023 18:08 - 1 hour - 140 MBSilver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single. "The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/00SNSeWb6vqSj0HpxbS6C9?si=PE-6m20TTFuJzgNtI1khrg Download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/smallest-town-92402038
E2 #52 - Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys [Patreon Preview]
November 13, 2023 20:31 - 5 minutes - 13.2 MBDunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92826024
307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien
November 09, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBHmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]
November 06, 2023 23:13 - 6 minutes - 14.9 MBU.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579
306 - King Vahgo’s Dungeon [Patreon Preview]
November 02, 2023 17:25 - 5 minutes - 12.4 MBTorturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92167516
305 - Campfire Stories to Scare Your Socks Off Spooky SZN Pumpkin Spice Vibes
October 26, 2023 16:53 - 1 hour - 147 MBDracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E0 #33 - Zap News Live! On the Scene [Patreon Preview]
October 23, 2023 21:02 - 5 minutes - 13.1 MBAfter a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy with Walt Tremblay (Branson), the only man who saw the assailant's escape. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91535004
304 - The Fruits of Faith Call-In Show with Pastor Clyde Sunbeam
October 19, 2023 18:12 - 58 minutes - 134 MBPastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
303 - The American World Wrestling Production Meeting for Mr. Rumble’s Royale
October 12, 2023 16:06 - 1 hour - 137 MBAWW CEO Billy Crust (Branson) makes plans for Mr. Rumble's Royale with Brisk Santiago (Andrew), Crispin Ekphrasis (Charles), Big Tom Springsteen (@murderxbryan), and Derry Polumbo (@theCJS). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
302 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]
October 05, 2023 20:48 - 4 minutes - 10.3 MBKing Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/302-in-court-of-90412053
Pixar's Sodas Q&A [Patreon Preview]
October 02, 2023 18:34 - 5 minutes - 12.1 MBBranson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575
301 - The Dopeness At The Movies Presents Pixar’s Sodas
September 28, 2023 16:54 - 1 hour - 139 MBCaden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
300 - Pixar's Sodas
September 21, 2023 13:26 - 1 hour - 251 MBWhen Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Nate Ruess, Alex Press, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Julian Feeld, Alex Nichols, Branson Reese, Dan Boeckner, Titas Antanas Vilkaitis, Michael Hudson, Sweet Palma, John Semley, Alana Branson, Tom, H...
299 - The New Tarzan
September 14, 2023 17:15 - 1 hour - 138 MBAnthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
The Gods of Podcasting 18 - The E1 Job Interview [Patreon Preview]
September 11, 2023 20:17 - 3 minutes - 8.83 MBAndrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793
298 - Under the Hood [Patreon Preview]
September 07, 2023 16:47 - 4 minutes - 9.19 MBCar designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883
E2 #50 - There's Something in the Woods… [Patreon Preview]
September 04, 2023 18:44 - 3 minutes - 8.86 MBParanormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353