“Pasquale’s Magic Hat”

Nothing's really mattered,

Since I found this hat—

They're all handsome, and

Attractive and a half,

Even Pasquale,

But after Holly Madison

If I walked in and asked for a dance,

He'd surely laugh,

Like I did at the meat circus,

When I walked past—

I go to insomniac

Looking for answers

My past is so tragic,

I'm surprised that I haven't just blasted

Off my head, but I'd rather that—

Than live the rest of infinite

This fat and this black

—And I haven't smoked crack

Since the surfer who asked,

As a wish,

And that's when I found out I could grant them

If I go back to Alaska

(I can't, but)

I'm convinced that someone would flag me,

alert them I'm back,

And have me tagged, and haggard,

Looking like a raggedy-anne,

On candid camera

*coughs* I don't care,

You can have em!

And lately I keep having dreams about Annie,

And Dillon Francis—

The best friend, who stabbed me in the back,

And a man I've never met,

Except in astral projections, reflecting subconscious transgressions I keep repressed,

For lack of expression, and regrets,

Cause I'm still attracted to his friend

And actually spend some astral projections with him,

But now and then, I'll admit I'll get some emissions

From either of them.

Damn.

Well, if half the rap is about fucking multiple bitches,

What's the difference in admitting I'm attracted to Dillon Francis—and his friend—?

(His name is—)

No, it isn't.

It doesn't matter, I can't have ‘em

Hated the album, but blasted it just for connection,

Almost wrecked and landed back in Skrillex

And I'd kill myself again if I'd be absolutely finished with this shit

But it never is.

Wherever Heaven is,

I'm losing it,

Like watching Fuckin fisher pretend to mix

In front of fucked up kids

Who probably only like him,

Cause they're racist; I don't give a shit

I've heard a billion times Chris Lake writes all of his music—

I refuse to even light the fuse,

I've been abused by everything I once considered beautiful:

Been tortured and used and prefer to sniff glue

Than try to rap the bars I wrote for Sunni Blu

And now there's two of them;

I love to watch the Dandelions bloom,

I fuckin hate Zoom,

But maybe it would be different, if I had my own room—

I mean inside the USA,

I mean the rent keeps fucking raising,

I mean, my own son called me clumsy and lazy,

I mean, my ex, he called me crazy—

I mean, I'll claim it, maybe,

Just electrocute myself with an electric Daisy

RAVE.

Hey, these days, I'm mainly eclectic

I hate LA, cause it's hectic,

Plus, I get disrespected;

Knife in my neck, as expected—

Never get to trek before breakfast

Wet for a check, reflect the wreckage

Never on guest lists;

Clever one, Westwood,

Ever wouldn't ever forget this,

(If she existed)

Ahem;

Better off getting pregnant with Skrillex,

Than being left read on Tinder—

But I'd just end up giving birth,

to another nigger.

—and that just doesn't fit the picture, does it?

They just wouldn't let it happen, hun—

Knew it was a set up,

Just to fuck my head up, when I discovered Kayla Lauren— whatever she does.

The net says she was born in either 90 or 91,

I get it,

Everybody lies about their age,

When they get paid to be on pornhub.

Haha.

First of all, you can't unsee it…

Ooh, what's this.

Don't open that.

Hm. why not?

Don't open it.

NOTE: A really good way to do something, is to tell me specifically not to do it.

DON'T OPEN THAT.

WHY?!

BECAUSE I SAID–

…Especially if you won't tell me why.

*opens door*

Oh, shit!

I JUST SAID–AGHH

–and even then, it has to be a really good reason.

What does this have to do with Pasquale's game.

Pretty much everything has to do with Pasquales game.

Is that even his name?

Yeah, I guess,

Please, I doubt that.

What is ‘doubt'

I doubt this really means anything.

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