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I want to listen to Drake bell's albums, but I probably should do it in airplane mode.



Oh yeah, go wayyy off line for that.



Way, way, way off;


I can't wait till my day off,


Dang



What was I doing?



Oh yeah, writing a song again.


Again.



Yeah.



It goes like:



Don't turn your back on me!


Show me your misery


I am the pretender


You will not watch me


Fiend for a friend, or


Are you my only—


Are you that lonely?


Is it just like this?


What was that look?


Mistook me for a hypocrite, woah!



Nothing needed to be said.


And nothing wanted to be heard,


And what?


You hurt me, there


The world is just obsurd,


And worse, and worse


On the surface


Oh



You said


You keep


Secrets


But just


Keep on


Repeating and repeating things


At meetings, man


You need me, man?


I'm just another planet;


So prepare to land,


A phantom, at the hands of —?


Standing at the gate;


I hate you—


Did you get what you needed, at least?


Did you get to—


Where you were going?



Don't just toss me to the side,


Like one of your rag dolls:


I just got the call—


I want all—


I need all of it.



I picked up the call


I want all—


I need all of it



All of it


All of it.





Nothing needed to be said.


And nothing wanted to be heard,


And what?


You hurt me, there


The world is just obsurd,


And worse, and worse


On the surface


Oh



And—



i just got the call—


I want all—


I need all of it.



I picked up the call


I want all—


I need all of it



All of it


All of it.


Whyyy did you do this?


I didn't meant to.



Whyyy would you say this?



Uh.



Please.



At least I,


Got myself out of that rut,


I'm


The only thing good for a laugh,


Anymore, it's


Awful, sometimes,


And awesome, sometimes;


But I wish I could be Sonny Moore.



Ohh-la-la



Is this a song?



Uh.



It would be,


But it could be,


A passion-struck catastrophe,


Or is that in your dictionary yet?


Encyclopedia, perhaps—


I take my media at glance,


a grain of salt, and then a glass of water;


What's you order?


Plants,


Is that exactly as you planned,


Or placed the bet,


Or better yet,


Your sweater's burning in my bed


(Or in my pants)


Or in my head,


In dreams, Instead


I'm better wet than enter


Anyother


Weather than the forecast has


Implanted on the channel blasters


Yes,


It is just what I had predicted.


Then,


You missed it.


“You missed it”


You missed it,


Oh,


You missed it



Better off dead.



Then,


You missed it


You missed it, man


You missed it


Oh,


You missed it



Just —


Let it pass.



(Like the weather did.)



Now,


Just as I predicted;


A whithered, wilted


Wildflower,


Dancing in my eyes


Inside the tower,


While I cowered under,


Struck with love,


And nothing else thereafter;


That was the plan, yea?



For Ever After


For Ever After


For Ever After





Yes,


It is just what I had predicted.



Then,


You missed it.


“You missed it”


You missed it,


Oh,


You missed it



Better off dead.



Than without love —



You missed it


You missed it, man


You missed it


Oh,


You missed it





That's two.



Are we going anywhere with this?



Home, I hope.



(Wherever that is.)





No more songs?



…no, that's it.



Are you sure


?





. . .



No.



Proceed.



I Uh,


Didn't even want to be a writer,


But in spite of, the dire


Uh—



What was that?



Uh,


Nothin'


Uh—


Sounded like rap.


Yeah,


Uh,


— Nah.


No, it's not rap?



Uh,


Yeah,


It's not rap, I promise,


I'm not a rapper,


I just happen to be snappy at it,


And my syntax matches exactly


At the pattern that I blabber in,


At random as i'm slanderin'


Vocabulary — acronyms n' antonyms


Like Eminem.







Proceed.



Prepare to fast again


Prepare at least half of a set list


And dance to this;


Shazam is set to automatic


For the tracks I might have managed to forget


It isn't mischief managed


Panic attack after panic attack


I'm an asshole, at best


But I'm better off dead,


In my head


Insomniac's not racist —


They just don't want to put up with my shit!


Another artist on the verge of politics, ambition


On detox and in recovery


For digging Skrillex.



Fuck this.



Yep.



Hit the decks


Hit the decks


Just collect,


All my checks


And then get


On this jet—


Thank U,


Next,


Thank U,


Next





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