Dorothy's job hunt isn't going well, so Blanche insists she comes and works with her at the museum. It sounds great at first, but when their loser boss Mr. Allen asks Dorothy to discreetly work on something, Blanche gets territorial. Specifically, she tells Dorothy to 'eat dirt and die, trash,' so things get a little tense at home and in the office.  All the while Rose introduces us to the first iteration of recurring guest star, Dreyfus.  Plus, Lauren and Sarah ruin two of your favorite things: surprises and dogs.