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Elfchild's Panda Show

72 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratings

Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!

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Episodes

Update: Binaural Booze

December 31, 2023 12:57 - 23 minutes - 1.36 KB

In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.

Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales

August 27, 2022 09:14 - 1 hour - 149 MB

In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto

April 07, 2022 17:04 - 4 minutes - 10.7 MB

Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly

October 26, 2021 17:50 - 1 hour - 147 MB

Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...

December 31, 2020 10:49 - 28 minutes - 66.5 MB

Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!

March 31, 2020 16:39 - 1 hour - 132 MB

This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]

August 27, 2019 17:55 - 1 hour - 114 MB

Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]

July 31, 2019 19:26 - 1 hour - 127 MB

In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)

January 01, 2019 03:57 - 1 hour - 98.3 MB

2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

...Fruity and Asian [Update]

June 26, 2018 18:39 - 29 minutes - 68.2 MB

The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]

January 09, 2018 17:06 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!

Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts

January 12, 2017 00:06 - 6 minutes - 6.21 MB

Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)

Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre

November 08, 2016 02:09 - 13 minutes - 10.1 MB

We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.

Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You

September 08, 2016 02:38 - 1 hour - 81 MB

In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!

Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense

February 01, 2016 03:49 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!

Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center

November 06, 2015 01:30 - 6 minutes - 6.13 MB

Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)

Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)

October 05, 2015 18:13 - 3 hours - 154 MB

Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.

Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?

September 14, 2015 10:25 - 7 minutes - 10.1 MB

What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.

Ep. 17 (Pt. 2) - Mystic Podcasters of Tir Na Nog

April 14, 2015 04:58 - 2 hours - 115 MB

(Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about stuff we watched when we were kids, Marilyn Manson, cereal, Minecraft and my tendency to devour delicious souls.

Ep. 17 (Pt. 1) - The Facehole Stays The Same But The Items Change

March 09, 2015 20:32 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.

Update: For The Record, Togepi is Smaller Than Pikachu

December 27, 2014 03:22 - 30 minutes - 44.5 MB

This was simply supposed to be an update. As usual, we got a bit distracted. In this recording: Christmas, inflatable sheep, Thai ladyboys, and the relative sizes of Pokemon. Stay tuned for our new action-adventure series, Rock Fists and Giant Snake.

Ep. 16: Boyfriend Tag

September 14, 2014 23:47 - 1 hour - 69 MB

For the record, I was apparently thinking of Inuyasha and Rogue from The Cruxshadows.

Ep. 15: There's That Sound Again

July 01, 2014 00:41 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

Ep. 14: Mustachioed Blunderbuss

May 19, 2014 09:34 - 1 hour - 85.3 MB

Out and About 15: Catching Fire Was Great, By The Way...

December 16, 2013 09:28 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

Out and About 14: Arena District Breencast

October 20, 2013 18:49 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

[Cross Post] Age of Empires II: Petards and Profanity

October 02, 2013 15:05 - 27 minutes - 30.4 MB

Out and About 13: White Man Weave Cushion

August 26, 2013 09:27 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

Out and About 12: The Canadians Are Planning Something

July 18, 2013 05:36 - 51 minutes - 36.4 MB

Out and About 11: NYC

April 08, 2013 01:13 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MB

Ep. 13: Self-Made Guru of Bad Advice

February 15, 2013 20:52 - 1 hour - 78 MB

Out and About: 10 - Not Nearly As Asian As We Could Be

December 29, 2012 08:53 - 8 minutes - 8.46 MB

Out and About: 9 - Squeeze a Unicorn for Hot Cocoa

August 16, 2012 23:27 - 1 hour - 45.6 MB

Ep. 12: It's Either A One-Man Band or A Baby On His Back

April 19, 2012 08:06 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

Out and About: 8 - Hugo and the Beast (aka Jitterbug Crunk)

January 22, 2012 06:23 - 8 minutes - 8.11 MB

Out and About: 7 - Dani is the Harold to Justin's Kumar

December 06, 2011 02:35 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

Out and About: 6 - The Tensuke Loitering Project

October 26, 2011 10:25 - 25 minutes - 23 MB

Out and About: 5 - Captain America and Steve Jobs

October 13, 2011 19:25 - 23 minutes - 22.7 MB

Episode 11 (Pt.3): Movies of 2010: The Upheaval

August 14, 2011 03:55 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Leaving Hogwarts

July 16, 2011 17:13 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MB

Various Noises for Eleven Minutes

July 11, 2011 08:04 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB

Episode 11 (Pt.2): Movies of 2010: The Undeadening

June 16, 2011 08:04 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Episode 11 (Pt.1): Movies of 2010: The Birth

April 29, 2011 10:04 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Episode 10: Hootie Lovin' Vegans

February 12, 2011 06:28 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

Out and About: 4 - The Green Hornet at Lennox

January 17, 2011 04:53 - 4 minutes - 9.38 MB

Episode 9: Laughing Makes My Goolies Wobble

December 31, 2010 16:55 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

Episode 8 (Pt. 2 of 3): You Say Bajingo, I Say Vagoogity

May 21, 2010 05:01 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Episode 8 (Pt. 1 of 3): Those Brown Circle Things

March 30, 2010 05:01 - 1 hour - 81 MB

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