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Eephus

30 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 29 ratings

Podcast by Connor & Kevin

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Episodes

Baseball with Jane and Lauren, Basketball with Mike, and Football with Ryan

February 13, 2020 15:20 - 1 hour - 157 MB

We've got a jam packed episode this week! First I talk with baseball geniuses Jane and Lauren about the state of the game, the cheating scandal, and the Mookie Betts maybe trade. Then Mike joins me to catch me up on what I've missed in the NBA. Lastly Ryan is here to preview NFL free agency and talk a little XFL.

Super Bowl Recap and Iowa Kinda But Not Really

February 05, 2020 15:43 - 1 hour - 105 MB

The Big Game is in the books and the boys are here to discuss it all of it, from the bets won and lost to the halftime show to the commercials to the big winner of the night: the fans. We also wanted to talk about the Iowa primary but couldn't really, sorry. Enter Sandman has begun! Subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/eephus

Kobe Bryant, Aaron Hernandez, and Super Bowl Bets

January 27, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Its a sad day for sports as Kevin and Connor discuss the complicated legacy of Kobe Bryant before lightening the mood with a discussion Aaron Hernandez and traumatic brain injuries. Then we get very serious again and make our SUper Bowl prop bets.

Championship Recap & Super Bowl Preview w/ Cousin Ryan and Tian Rossi

January 21, 2020 15:04 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Connor and Kevin recap the Conference Championships together and this time both their mics are plugged in! Then Cousin Ryan previews the Super Bowl with them. Stick around to the end to hear friend of the show Tian Rossi eat his words. Follow Ryan at twitter.com/racisminventor Follow Tian at twitter.com/tianrossi Subscribe to bonus episodes at patreon.com/eephus

Divisional ROund Recap & Championship Preview

January 17, 2020 20:53 - 23 minutes - 31.9 MB

Connor fucked up. If you want to hear the 45 minute version of this that's just Kevin's audio subscribe to patreon.com/eephus

Wild Card Recap & Divisional Round Preview With Ryan and Tian

January 08, 2020 17:02 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

The boys are back and to recap a fantastic Wild Card round with Cousin Ryan, who is drunk on this one. Then Tian Rossi of SB Nation's Pats Pulpit joins us to talk about Tom Brady's future, preview the Divisional Round, and make one of the worst takes I've ever heard about a quarterback. Follow Ryan at twitter.com/racisminventor Follow Tian at twitter.com/tianrossi Subscribe to bonus episodes at patreon.com/eephus

Week 17, Black Monday, and Wild Card Round Preview with Cousin Ryan and Conor Lawless

December 30, 2019 16:24 - 50 minutes - 69.6 MB

Connor is here with Conor Lawless and Cousin Ryan to recap the final week of the NFL season, preview the Wild Card round, and make some predictions about Black Monday. Follow Ryan at twitter.com/gayboobs69 Subscribe to hear bonus episodes at patreon.com/eephus

UNLOCKED: The JR Smith Game

December 23, 2019 14:54 - 42 minutes - 58 MB

Connor and Mike just got finished watching Lebron's greatest finals performance and how it is overshadowed by JR Smith's most boneheaded mistake of all time and we are here to discuss it. Subscribe to bonus episodes at patreon.com/eephus Follow Mike at twitter.com/wuddowns

Week 15 Recap and Looking Towards The Playoffs

December 21, 2019 22:09 - 51 minutes - 71.1 MB

The simple fact of the matter is that we are a Bills and Titans podcast now.

Week 14 Recap with Tian Rossi

December 11, 2019 19:02 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MB

Connor is joined by Tian Rossi of the SB Nation Patriots blog Pats Pulpit. We kill a few more teams, talk Tom Brady's potential retirement, and discuss the Bears and their playoff potential. Follow Tian at twitter.com/tianrossi

Week 13 Recap with Connor's Cousin Ryan

December 04, 2019 16:29 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

Week 13 is in the books and the Cowboys STINK and the Bears are ALIVE despite being DEAD. We kill off a few more teams and talk about all of the week 13 games as well as what we did for Thanksgiving and Ryan Gosling. Ron Rivera was not fired yet when we recorded this so we do not talk about it, sorry. Follow Ryan at twitter.com/GayBoobs69 For bonus episodes and writing subscribe at patreon.com/eephus

Week 12 Recap and Connor Answers Questions

November 26, 2019 15:01 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Connor is grinding away in the stu (studio) all alone on this one. Thats right baby, an hour and a half of uncut Connor, who is cut. He breaks down week 12 and talks about Bernie Sanders' letter to the MLB commissioner. Then at the end he takes some of your questions! Our Patreon page just went LIVE at patreon.com/eephus be sure to sign up to hear weekly bonus episodes, read our writing, and if you're Mr. Moneybags you can pick an episode topic for us.

NFL Week 11 Recap and Jordan Uhl

November 21, 2019 22:39 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MB

We recap week 11! I wrote an episode description after we recorded but I accidentally deleted it and I don't remember what it said. I know we talked about the Kaepernick workout as well and discuss whether or not I can be ashy as a white person. Also Jordan Uhl joins us to talk about Myles Garrett's attempt on Mason Rudolph's life. Follow Jordan here: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl

NFL Week 10 Recap and Audrey Bowler

November 15, 2019 16:04 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

We cover it all baby: Lamar Jackson's MVP performance, Ryan Tannehill's breakout season, Dan Quinn saving his job, and some games I was asleep during. We also chat about LSU's big win over Alabama, the Seattle Sounders winning the soccer game, Knicks stuff, and Audrey from Puck Bunnies explains who Don Cherry is. Plus we add another team to the Dead In The Water list and debut our new segment Establish The Punt. We don't talk about Niners-Seahawks or Myles Garrett on this one though due to...

Deadspin's Death, World Series Recap, Early NBA Reactions, and The Bears Are Done

November 08, 2019 15:48 - 1 hour - 99 MB

We have a jam packed episode this week baby. First Connor talks to himself about Deadspin's death and some other stuff (it is unlistenable but he promises he'll get better at it) and then he recaps the world series with Jane and Lauren. Then roommate Mike joins him to overreact to the first week and a half of basketball. Lastly we have a voicemail from Kevin to let us know the state of the Chicago Bears. Follow Jane here: https://twitter.com/Whooping_Jane Follow Lauren here: https://twit...

NFL Week 8 Recap with Geiger of Report This Post

November 01, 2019 19:21 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Geiger from Report This Post joins us to talk about being a Miami Dolphins fan, the Bears being dogshit, and more. Plus there's a spin on this week's recap: Connor and Kevin were both driving home from different states during the games Sunday so Geiger tells us what we missed. Sorry this episode is a little late, Geiger forgot to send his audio because he's a stupid bitch. Follow Geiger here: https://twitter.com/shrekpisssIave Listen to Report This Post here: https://soundcloud.com/report...

NFL Week 7 Recap

October 23, 2019 14:40 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

Kevin came over straight from work and buzzing the apartment woke me up from a nap. It's a sleepy one gang

Gooddell Save The Queen

October 16, 2019 17:34 - 54 minutes - 75 MB

This week Connor and Kevin talk to The New Republic's Libby Watson about becoming a football fan as an adult and American Football in the UK. We also compare our Wonderlic scores with NFL players and Libby, who is an expert on China, explains in extreme detail what's happening with Hong Kong.

NFL Week Five Recap

October 09, 2019 15:30 - 53 minutes - 73.7 MB

This week Connor and Kevin talk about Joker, having diarrhea, baseball playoffs kinda, Daryl Morey Vs. China, and recap week 5 and add another team to Commissioner Golddell's 2019 Miami Dolphins "Dead In The Water" Exempt List Presented By The Genesis Halftime Show. Genesis: the official luxury car of the NFL.

NFL Week Four Recap

October 02, 2019 15:43 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

Kevin and Connor talk about week 4 and debut their new segment Commissioner Golddell's 2019 Miami Dolphins Memorial "Dead In The Water" Exempt List Presented By The Genesis Halftime Show. Genesis: the official luxury car of the NFL

Sports Movies with Struggle Session and Alexa

September 26, 2019 20:37 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MB

uh oh! the eephus boys couldn't recap week 3 because their dicks were too small at the time and its probably better that way considering they would have been recording while watching the bears on monday night football. luckily jack allison and leslie lee II from struggle session as well as twitter's @playnikes were able to record a month ago to chat about sports movies and some other shit too! check them out on their midwest tour with bugmane and JackAM here https://twitter.com/bugmanetv/sta...

NFL Week Two Recap

September 19, 2019 15:25 - 1 hour - 111 MB

adam is back in the stu (studio) (connor's living room) discussing all the stuff that happened in week 2 as we watch monday nght football. every quarterback is hurt! eli is out! the guy from the band mayhem shot himself in the head with a shotgun and the other guys in the band ate his brain and then one of them killed another guy in the band!

NFL Week One Recap

September 12, 2019 21:29 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

the two kings discuss all the happenings of week one of the nfl season. the browns stink. maybe the niners are good or maybe connor is wrong. how many games did kevin watch? find out on this one gang also the answer is one

learning about wrestling with bryan and alexa

September 06, 2019 18:56 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MB

we talk about wrestling with bryan from street fight radio and alexa from twitter! kevin couldn’t make it to the 2 PM recording because he was asleep. follow bryan https://mobile.twitter.com/murderbryan follow alexa https://mobile.twitter.com/playnikes follow connor https://mobile.twitter.com/connordasweetie follow kevin https://mobile.twitter.com/swearsayer

i'm a sick fuck i like andrew luck

August 28, 2019 06:24 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

this episode we talk about andrew luck's retirement, the chicago bears search for a new kicker, and donald sterling. no guests this time. i'm not sure if i'm allowed to say fuck in the episode title but i'm busy playing wow classic. connor wanted you to see this article: https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/08/21/chicago-bears-kicker-competition-obsession-cody-parkey-miss-matt-nagy-eddy-pineiro

space jam with adam

August 20, 2019 21:45 - 1 hour - 93.7 MB

talking space jam with our producer adam (@nachdermas)

bears training camp with jeffrey epstein

August 11, 2019 21:11 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MB

we went to bears training camp in bourbonnais but it was boring and we were too distracted with jeffrey epstein's tragic suicide. we tried recording at the training camp itself but kevin got too embarrassed. the rest is just us freaking out about epstein. at least it's only 30 minutes!

actually talking about baseball this time(with lauren)

July 30, 2019 04:07 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MB

we're joined by lauren (@LLW902) who knows so much about baseball that we were too busy learning about stuff to make that many jokes. we talk trade deadline predictions, how the feeder system works, the future of the sport, and more (maybe, i can't remember). this one's only 45 minutes and includes no grotesque mouth sounds except for kevin's voice which always sounds like that. not bad!

the waterboy (with colin)

July 18, 2019 01:20 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

colin joins the boys in reviewing the 1998 adam sandler vehicle, the waterboy. the review is almost as long as the movie and addresses plot points out of order. enjoy follow connor(if you're reading this, it's probably because you already do but connor said it's best practice to do this): twitter.com/cnnrgldn follow kevin: google.com follow colin: twitter.com/faganthecolin follow adam: twitter.com/nachdermas

NBA Free Agency Recap and Hot Dog Contest with Mike

July 10, 2019 02:58 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

Connor and Kevin talk Mike again about what happened in a wild ass free agency, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, and Dennis Rodman’s podcast. This one sucks in particular because everyone was sleepy. ah well Follow Connor: https://twitter.com/CNNRGLDN Follow Kevin: https://twitter.com/FBI Follow Mike: https://twitter.com/wuddowns Follow Adam: https://twitter.com/nachdermas

NBA Offseason and Bagels with Mike

June 30, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

Connor and Kevin talk about the NBA offseason, the Democratic primary, and bagels with their friend Mike.

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