Andy and Linda discuss robocalls, grocery delivery services, what percentage of pennies in circulation have been inside a human butt, shower head flow restrictors, the ethics of straws, dual-flush toilets, butthole waxing, Catholic guilt, secret prototypes, Easter, eating so many Sour Patch Kids that your mouth tastes like blood, and taking showers with your plants. Recorded on April 22nd, 2019.

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