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Dungens And Dragnos

41 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★ - 5 ratings

The Dungeons and Dragons podcast where instead of playing DnD, we design elements of DnD with ridiculous results!

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Kill Guilt And Do All The Crimes You Want

October 22, 2022 14:58 - 36 minutes - 27.6 MB

Welcome to the "Crime" episode of Dungens and Dragnos, where we present to you a new Rogue Subclass, Spell, probably some other stuff. We'll probably not have another episode out anytime soon due to other commitments, but if you want more content from the boys there is plenty to be had: Carlyle's new podcast "Dice So Nice I Said Dice Twice" is a show where Carlyle and 2 of his buds play a one-shot in a different TTRPG system each time. https://anchor.fm/dice-so-nice-i-said-dice-twice  Car...

A Whimsical Giraffe Who Licks You

September 14, 2022 10:15 - 34 minutes - 26.3 MB

Welcome to the Safari episode winners. Buckle up for some lewd musical instruments, some vultures of healing, and of course A Whimsical Giraffe Who Licks You. Next time we're doing "Crime" as a theme, so hit us with your Crime suggestions. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast   Email us at [email protected]  If you reckon this gave you a couple dollars worth of enjoyment, you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

The Hot Hand Wah of Shakira

August 10, 2022 11:50 - 37 minutes - 51.1 MB

We're goddamned back. Your dad said it would never happen, and now you finally get to send him that coveted I told you so email.  Next time we're doing Safari! So let us know your suggestions. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Email us at [email protected] If you reckon this gave you a couple dollars worth of enjoyment, you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos

Gruesome Ghoulish Ghostly Grouse

September 18, 2021 15:33 - 46 minutes - 43.6 MB

Welcome to this month's instalment of this show that we do. This month is all about drinks, and boy we sure did take our month off to properly consider that. To skip past the porn corner, cut ahead to 27:41 . Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/dragnospodcast And on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast Send us an email at [email protected]

Slasher Baron Killer

July 17, 2021 00:00 - 40 minutes - 26.9 MB

This month is the "Hay and Allergies" episode. We uh... we didn't really do that. Tune in for a discussion of an enemy based on Sasha Baron Cohen's roles, the Allergy Flamingo, and finding a needle in a haystack. If you'd like to support the show, you can chuck in a buck over on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast  Email: [email protected] 

The Birthday Dungeon

June 17, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

This episode we make a bunch of birthday themed items, including a birthday dungeon of some description.\ Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast  Send us an email: [email protected] Chuck in a buck on Patreon! https://patreon.com/dungensanddragnos   

Dance-Fencers w/ Gwen Stefani*

May 17, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 29.8 MB

*may or may not be the real Gwen Stefani we couldn't get a good answer out of them. This month we went jio to make dok do the ;alf Dragons!   You can find us @dragnospodcast on facebook and twitter, or you can send us an email at [email protected]  Subscribe to our patreon for no reason! www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

The Spring Of Truth (w/ James & Kevin)

April 18, 2021 11:59 - 45 minutes - 44.6 MB

Hello there. This month we were joined by my mates Kev and James for a sort-of Easter special, where we designed an interesting butt plug, the spring of truth, and much much more. You should check out the boys art! They're sick: James: https://www.instagram.com/jamesfoleary/  Kev: https://www.instagram.com/kev_ryan_art/  If you'd like to support us, you can throw us a dollar over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

Froobians (w/ Rory M Spence)

March 17, 2021 10:22 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

This month we were joined by our friend and only patreon Rory M Spence, and he helped us define a brand new race; The Froobians! With three sub-races: Strawberry, Red Berries, and Peach.  The Froobian race is public now on D&D beyond if you want to use it. Our guest today Rory hosts a great show called Doghair Presents where guests come and learn about a niche topic. Chris and I have both been on it, check it out: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents https://twitter.com/Ro...

Dungens And Drinknos 2! (w/ Angela)

February 17, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.1 MB

This episode we create the Dom class. We apologise for that. Follow us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast If you have suggestions or just want to chat you can email [email protected] . If you want to buy us a pint for the next drinknos consider becoming a patreon! www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  

Dungens Do Chrimbo 3! (w/ Jack and Toby)

December 17, 2020 05:00 - 55 minutes - 40.6 MB

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! Boy aren't you excited to play a festive game of Dungeons and Dragons?  "But Carlyle", you say, sipping hot chocolate from a festive mug that depicts batman wearing a santa hat and Robin is there and he has put a clothes peg on his nose so that he can't smell anymore because Batman smells so bad, "I don't have enough random unusable bullshit to play dungeons and dragons with." Well have we got the things for you we did things There's a spell and lots of enem...

Character Actor Bill Nighy In A Motion Capture Suit (w/ Rory M. Spence)

November 17, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MB

What's going on all you beautiful people. This month we were joined once again by Rory from Doghair Presents to create an upgrade on 5e's lacking Doppelganger. For more from Rory, check out his great show Doghair Presents where guests come on and learn about all variety of things: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents  If you want to get in touch with the show, you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or shoot us an email at [email protected] If you...

A Spell Where You Just Watch Shrek 2 (w/ Charlie and also a brief appearance from Cee Lo Green)

October 17, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes - 47.8 MB

This month we were joined by Charlie from "Why Did I Do That?" and "A Podcast For Everyone" where he helped us design a special yoga mat and a spell that allows you to watch Shrek 2 and harness its extraordinary captivating powers. Charlie's show "Why Did I Do That?" has guests on to tell their embarassing stories: https://player.whooshkaa.com/shows/why-did-i-do-that  His other show with Carlyle "A Podcast For Everyone" creates a novel narrative based on the lyrics of songs by British pop b...

Rabbit-Holing (w/ Cult Popture)

September 17, 2020 15:31 - 46 minutes - 32.4 MB

What up Dragnos. After a brief hiatus we are back and we are joined by AJ and Richard from Cult Popture! They help us design a new spell called "Rabbit-Holing" which has no real theme really. Cult Popture is a movies discussion podcast as well as a youtube channel with great video essays. Latest episode: https://play.acast.com/s/cult-popture/theherbieseries-filmfranchisefortnights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK6njiZX5smBtdH4xiC2yWg  The last time Carlyle was on: https://play.a...

Sneezorite and the Dangers of Country Music (w/ Rory M Spence)

July 17, 2020 05:00 - 51 minutes - 41.5 MB

This month we were joined by Rory M Spence from The Doghair Network to create a new recreational drug and a bizarre magical almost-weapon. Rory is from the podcast Doghair Presents which all three dungens boys have been guests on, where each episode guests are taught about a new topic. You can find more of that here: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents If you like the show and would like to support us, then you can be like Rory and become a patreon: https://www.patreon.co...

Moth People and Special SFW Goblins (I'm lying.)

June 17, 2020 06:00 - 55 minutes - 36.2 MB

This time we took a suggestion from @pencilproduct on Twitter and just straight up ruined it. If you'd like to make a suggestion for us to ruin, you can find us on twitter @dragnospodcast or on facebook @dragnospodcast or email [email protected] or just camp outside my house and harrass me. We also have a patreon lol https://patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

The Sharpck

May 17, 2020 05:02 - 59 minutes - 39.2 MB

This month, we produce the Sharpck. The term "produce" is really very loose here. If you'd like to be ridiculed like our Patreon Rory M Spence, why don't you join our patreon yourself? https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos If you'd like to get in touch with the show, you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email [email protected]

The Beaster Bunny

April 17, 2020 11:38 - 54 minutes - 35.7 MB

Happy late Easter everyone! Today we present you with, the DnD God of Resurrection: The Beaster Bunny! If you wanna check out the moisturiser list or get in touch you can find us on twitter @dragnospodcast or you can shoot us an email over at [email protected] . If you wanna chuck in a buck, you can head over to https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos . Stay safe out there!

The Mega-Cuckold

March 15, 2020 22:30 - 48 minutes - 32.3 MB

This month, we come up with something truly spectactular. Introducing, the Cuck au vin, the mega cuck, the giga cuck, and the Tera cuck. If you'd like to chuck in a buck on patreon, we'd truly appreciate it: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos If you wanna follow the boys you can find us @dragnospodcast on Facebook and Twitter or send us an email at [email protected] I love you.

February Update

February 18, 2020 11:44 - 2 minutes - 2.11 MB

The first single from Fake Dads: https://fakedads.bandcamp.com/releases Are We Rolling? podcast: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/are-we-rolling-939538 If you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast on Twitter and Facebook or you can email [email protected]

Chris googles porn while we build a sex dungeon (SFW if you wear headphones)

January 15, 2020 20:26 - 49 minutes - 40.3 MB

This episode is smut that we phoned in I'm not gonna lie to you. Pay us to do that :D ! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos If you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast on Twitter and facebook or shoot us an email at [email protected].

Dungens Do Chrimbo 2

December 17, 2019 06:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

Well its time to get bloody jolly up in here. Join Ross, Chris, and Carlyle as they make some festive fantasy creations, including playable Christmas Elves, and "Gristletoe". If you wanna see the creations so you can use them you will be able to find them on Twitter @dragnospodcast. If you wanna get in touch with the boys then you follow them on facebook and twitter @dragnospodcast or email [email protected] If you want to support the show you can chuck in a buck over at our patr...

The Bee-He-Moth

November 17, 2019 12:58 - 43 minutes - 33.3 MB

This month on Dungens and Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross, make a hybrid between a Bee, a Moth, and He-Man, as well as a sword that summons it. If you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast or [email protected] . If you want to patreonise us, you can! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

The Dungens Halloreen Special

October 17, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MB

We're back baby! It's been a long 5 months not making content for you but we're here now baby just in time for a halloween special! We make a couple spooky spells (one of which is literally called "The Spooky Spell"), and we've got a brand new spooky monster for you to try out! If you want to get in touch you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email [email protected] If you want to support the show we have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

Update: Hiatus

June 05, 2019 12:07 - 3 minutes - 1.61 MB

We're gonna be taking a break for a while, but if you're looking for more content maybe check out Carlyle's other podcasts "Content! Presumably." and "A Podcast For Everyone", both of which Ross and Chris have appeared on. We will absolutely be back, check the socials @dragnospodcast to be up to date and know when we're back.

#11: Weapon Flop

May 18, 2019 11:48 - 57 minutes - 25.5 MB

Hi. I've barely edited this one. I'm very busy so here's a very hastily put together dungens episode.  We have a pateon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  Thanks for listening!

#10.5: Outtakes from Episodes 6-10

April 17, 2019 09:00 - 23 minutes - 11.6 MB

We're all busy or with the lergy or some other equally valid excuse so here's a compilation episode! Find us on facebook and twitter @dragnospodcast or if you're feeling really personal, shoot us an email at [email protected] If you wanna support the show check out our patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

#10: Spaghetti Al'Arrabiata

March 17, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes - 27.8 MB

This month we got a special request, and eager to please, we did our best to create a wizard who has been turned into a bowl of spaghetti. Results were mixed. If you want to get in touch you can find us on Twitter and Facebook @dragnospodcast or send us an email at [email protected] If you'd like to support the show why not chuck in a buck over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos .

#9: The School of Sex Spells

February 17, 2019 04:00 - 46 minutes - 22.2 MB

I hope all you sluts had a wonderful Valentines day. If you made a new buddy to play DnD with, then we've got some spells for you. If you want to get in touch with the show you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or email [email protected] . If you'd like to support us (that'd be awesome of you), you can donate to our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

#8: Dungens And Dragnos LIVE! :D

January 17, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes - 24.7 MB

Welcome to our first ever LIVE episode! Big thanks to everyone that came out to mark this momentous occasion with us. This time we make a vareity of Wool-themed spells. If you want to get in touch you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email us at [email protected] If you want to support the show why not buy us a drink over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos

#7: Dungens Do Chrimbo (Beary Christmas folks)

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 34.5 MB

Happy Holidays. This festive season Chris, Ross, and Carlyle review a christmassy moisturiser, create a mad rabid rudolf, design the spell "Divine Presents", and EVEN MORE! If you'd like to support the show we're now on patreon! : https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  If you want to get in touch you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast, or email us at [email protected] Have a great holiday!

#6: Dungens And Drinknos

November 17, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 34.9 MB

In this episode, our heroes get really drunk both before and during recording. It's a bit of a mess. We manage to cobble together a peanut-bear hybrid, a bear-peanut hybrid, and Plingy-Plong: Terror of The Seas (but only 2 of the 7 seas). If you want to get in touch with the show, you can find us at [email protected] or @dragnospodcast on facebook and twitter.

#5: Anxiety Blanket/The Dungens And Dragnos Spellisode w/Amber

October 17, 2018 08:00 - 47 minutes - 38.6 MB

In this episode, our heroes, joined by Amber, make all sorts of nonsense, including but not limited to: Clown Gloves An anxiety blanket that causes anxiety instead of helping it A spell that gives you Hemarrhoids And more! If you want to get in touch, find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or email us at [email protected]

You Alright M8?: It's Time To Talk About Mental Health w/Carlyle, Maisie, Rory, & Alex

October 10, 2018 08:10 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Welcome to "You Alright M8?", a Collaborative project between many podcasts. Carlyle was joined by Maisie from "Beg To Differ", Rory from "Doghair Presents", and Alex from "Alex & Alex", to have an honest discussion about mental health and the stigma around it. Here is the documentary Maisie mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATTbHvI-pVU&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=MultiplicityAndMe  If you enjoy it, or want anymore, here are some other discussions from other podcasts:  https://itu...

You Alright M8?: It's Time To Talk About Mental Health w/Carlyle, Maisie, Rory, & Alex

October 10, 2018 08:10 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Welcome to "You Alright M8?", a Collaborative project between many podcasts. Carlyle was joined by Maisie from "Beg To Differ", Rory from "Doghair Presents", and Alex from "Alex & Alex", to have an honest discussion about mental health and the stigma around it. Here is the documentary Maisie mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATTbHvI-pVU&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=MultiplicityAndMe  If you enjoy it, or want anymore, here are some other discussions from other podcasts:  https://itu...

#4: The Lady Gaga Gun

September 17, 2018 19:11 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

In this episode of Dungens And Dragnos, Chris, Carlyle, and Ross create a gun that shoots bizarre outfits at you. We also expand on the pantheon we started with Toiametu (God of Spelling and Grammar) in episode 1. If you have any suggestions or just want to get in touch, you can reach us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast, or you can email us at [email protected].

#3.5: Outtakes from Episodes 1-3

August 04, 2018 15:51 - 17 minutes - 11.9 MB

In this non-episode of Dungens and Dragnos, our hosts drop any pretense of there being a theme to this podcast and just chat bollucks. Presented here are the clips that didn't quite make it into the first three episodes. If you'd like to reach the show, you can email [email protected] . You can tweet us @dragnospodcast, or you can find us on facebook @dragnospodcast. You can listen to the Dungeons And Dragons Episode of the wonderful podcast "Doghair Presents" here: http://www.do...

#3: Skeledin

July 02, 2018 18:50 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

In this, the third episode of Dungens And Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross create the skeleton Paladin "Skeledin", as well as the spell "Scared of the Dark," which is so stupid it doesn't deserve describing here. If you've got ideas for us or just want to get in touch, you can email [email protected], tweet us @dragnospodcast, or find us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

#2: Were-Koala-Bear

May 14, 2018 08:39 - 57 minutes - 37.3 MB

Disclaimer: This episode is pretty NSFW In this episode Carlyle, Chris, and Ross invent the "Rageomancer" class, a skilled warrior who specialises in just being such a pain in the neck, and the fierce enemy "Were-Koala-Bear" by which point its become clear that our brains aren't quite working anymore. If you've got ideas for us you can email [email protected] , or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast or reach us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

#1: Time Turtle

April 22, 2018 17:25 - 42 minutes - 32.3 MB

In this first episode of Dungens and Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross make a time travelling spell, a five-headed hamster god, and a biscuit-centred full-contact sport! Like the facebook page to see the details of the spell "Time Turtle", and a professional rendering of the Dramster god "Toiametu". If you want to reach the show you can email [email protected] , or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast or reach us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

#0: About Dungens And Dragnos

April 15, 2018 16:32 - 40 seconds - 1.53 MB

Welcome to Dungens and Dragnos! The podcast where instead of playing DnD, we design elements of DnD with ridiculous results.  If you'd like to suggest something you'd like us to make on the podcast (or just get in touch) you can email us at [email protected], or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast. Enjoy!

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