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Dump Stats

164 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Friends embark on a journey of escapism.

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Dump Stats Lost Episodes: Jurassic Pork

April 01, 2020 11:00 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB

The gang goes off on a news story about genetic modification. Listen to a group of fools on this April fools Day.

S4E57 - Coda Millennia IX: The Last Necronopath

March 31, 2020 11:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

Tonight...on the grand finale of Dump Stats, the saga of the Bad Humanoids comes to a close. Jurm addresses his people. Nero calls in the big guns. Sozé leads a charge. Dash faces her destiny. Good night. Good luck. We love you all...Bad Humanoids for life. Music and sound effects from FesliyanStudios.com!

S4E56 - Coda Millennia VIII: The Wall of Corpses

March 25, 2020 10:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Baphomet is dead, but Jurm is left in the wind...he's LITERALLY plummeting to the earth while Crandle (sp?) takes the helm. Nero faces off against Orcus, while the Planeswalkers rally against Haster.  

S4E55 - Coda Millennia VII: Angels & Demons

March 19, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... after wading through legions of undead...the Bad Humanoids must now face off against the Demon Lords Haster, Orcus and Baphomet. Things are gonna get ugly. Music and sound effects from FesliyanStudios.com!

S4E54 - Coda Millennia VI: Waking the Dead

February 26, 2020 17:09 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Dead march against the Bad Humanoids forces as Akova unleashes the power of Death Magic. Nero has flashbacks. Rax makes an important decision. Sozé makes a rough landing. The Drake's Sigh takes a detour.  The hoards plan to overrun our heroes at both the Solitect and their armies encampment... unless somebody does something about it...

S4E53 - Coda Millenia V: The Eye of the Storm

February 18, 2020 17:40 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids continue their battle, facing off against Eight Schools of Magic erupting from the volcano Akova. Strap in...things might get windy.

S4E52 - Coda Millenia IV: Awakenings

January 29, 2020 21:54 - 1 hour - 82 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Au'Roq unleashes the Octarcana against Candera...and its up to the Bad Humanoids to contend against the forces of the universe itself. FYI the first 24 minutes of this episode is all character stats, ship stats, army stats etc. Its gonna be a big ass final battle y'all.

S4E51 - Coda Millennia III: You Can't Go Home

January 07, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Dump Stats is back after a holiday hiatus. Tonight, the invasion commences as Akova erupts. The Planeswalkers have arrived and given a temporary reprieve to the Bad Humanoids, but their defenses will not hold forever. Nero and Jurm assess their new assets, while Nathaniel and Dash fend off Sterling and Rax. The end is nigh.

S4E50 - Coda Millenia II: Akova Speaks

November 20, 2019 23:30 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Akova erupts earlier than expected and the Bad Humanoids scramble to defend Candera. Listeners are offered a glimpse into another world effected by the Au'Roq... a tale told in three parts.  Special guest voice actors Will Lavasque and John Kirby Farrington III Additional music provided by FesliyanStudios.com

S4E49 - Coda Millennia: The Last Temptation of Rax

November 13, 2019 19:56 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids wrap up an epic Boat Prom aboard the captured Rebel Queller. Later, Jurm suggests a radical plan, and Nero pays a visit to an old enemy and an even older friend. The beginning of the end draws near. 

S4E49 - Coda Millennia: The Last Temptation of Rax

November 13, 2019 19:56 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids wrap up an epic Boat Prom aboard the captured Rebel Queller. Later, Jurm suggests a radical plan, and Nero pays a visit to an old enemy and an even older friend. The beginning of the end draws near. 

S4E48 - Danza della Nave

November 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... There's only one way to honor a fallen comrade...Boat Prom! Buckle up, these waters are rough!

S4E47 - Barlovento

October 29, 2019 17:29 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids say goodbye to one of their own. 

S4E46 - Mi Capitán

October 21, 2019 18:30 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids attack the Rebel Queller and face off against a legion of undead lead by Sterling Forsythe.

S4E45 - Diventa Morte

October 14, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The battle is over. A new God of Death is crowned. An old friend returns. Plans are made.  

S4E44 - Chora della Heiraupha

October 10, 2019 00:45 - 2 hours - 111 MB

The battle concludes...   Music provided by Fesliyan Studios

S4E43 - Cinque Movimienta: The Geist of Vaska

September 30, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the battle for the afterlife begins as Nero and Shardoq vie for the place of the new Canderan God of Death. Thats right, its a fighting episode! All music courtesy of David Fesliyan at FesliyanStudios.com

S4E42 - Intermezzo: Air and Steel

September 23, 2019 21:36 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids traverse the afterlife in search of Shardoq. They may not like what they find...

S4E41 - Cuatra Movimienta: The Graveborn Way

September 17, 2019 16:07 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The first battle is over, but the war wages on. Nero, Nate and Jurm press on after their battle with a literal Godzilla demon. All paths lead to Shardoq... but first, a quick stop at Kevin's Gate...will our heroes be Knocking on Kevin's Door? Find out as Season 4 continues. 

S4E40 - Trea Movimienta: The Gatekeeper

September 09, 2019 11:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have arrived in the Purple World to challenge Shardoq for Nero's title as the God of Death on Candera. But, Shardoq has some tricks up his sleeve. Let the battles begin. Music and sound effects from David Fesliyan at fesliyanstudios.com!

S4E39 - Riposo: Susannah

September 02, 2019 11:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have a couple of visitors aboard the Raven Queen's airship. It's a man riding a freaking dragon. The gang attends the Raven Queen's funeral, and prepares for their final confrontation with Shardoq.

S4E38 - Intermezzo: Orcish Oneirics

August 28, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel and Nero have a private conversation. Jurm has a rude awakening. Nathaniel gets another visit from beyond. The Bad Humanoids prepare for the Raven Queen's retirement and Nero's ascension. 

S4E37 - Secunda Movimienta: The Battle Within

August 19, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Raven Queen's War Council begins. Nero and Jurm are at odds. Nathaniel tries to keep the peace. The Raven Queen offers advice. Nero keeps his secrets and Jurm threatens a ghost!

S4E36 - Prima Movimienta: Duly Noted

August 12, 2019 14:53 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... after an emotional confrontation between Jurm and his past, the Dump Stats crew open things up on a lighter note by cleaning out their emails, with special guest Will Lavasque!  The Raven Queen holds court. Nate presses Nero for information. Nero writes a new secret note. The DM can't see it and he's pissed. Jurm stashes a holdout dagger in his boot for later use. 

S4E35 - Opus di Tempo II: Between It All

August 05, 2019 11:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nate sizes up his new crew mates. Nero takes his first training shift as the God of Death. Jurm inspects the Raven Queen's ship and has a run in with a mysterious stranger. The gang makes puns. Mike vehemently defends John Carpenter.

S4E34 - Opus di Tempo I: Ashes to Ashes

July 29, 2019 17:06 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids hitch a ride from old Mike Smanderman, an ace pilot from another world who found himself driving for the Raven Queen. Jurm learns about airships. The gang goes back for the soldiers they left behind in the Governor's Mansion. Nero finds out being the God of Death comes with it's own share of drawbacks.

S4E33 - Preludo Millennia III: An Expected Arrival

July 22, 2019 15:34 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero fills in Nate and Jurm about the mole in their outfit. That old cuss Shar'doq has been impersonating the dead again. The heat urns up for Nate and Jurm as Nero takes them closer to the volcano, and the gang finds a few long lost friends and acquaintances.

S4E32 - Preludo Millenia II: A Tempered Chase

July 15, 2019 16:38 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids set off into Nero's underground tunnels, looking to pay a visit to the Grand Archives of the Mage's College. Nate sees an old friend. Jurm is the level headed one for a change. Nero keeps his secrets, and takes his friends on a trip.

S4E31 - Preludo Millennia I

July 09, 2019 13:56 - 1 hour - 94.8 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... after escaping the undead siege at the Governor's Mansion, leaving too many of their comrades behind, and a hard twelve minute set by Open Michael, the Bad Humanoids escape to Nero's secret hideaway. Nero searches for answers, while Nate and Jurm find more than they bargained for. 

S4E30 - A Hard Twelve

July 01, 2019 11:00 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have a short reprieve, and weigh the cost of their rebellion. Nero visits the Purple World, and speaks with an old friend. Rob shares his strange dream with the rest of the podcasters. The Bad Humanoids make a tough decision. Open Michael finally delivers a successful speech.  

S4E30 - A Hard Twelve

July 01, 2019 11:00 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have a short reprieve, and weigh the cost of their rebellion. Nero visits the Purple World, and speaks with an old friend. Rob shares his strange dream with the rest of the podcasters. The Bad Humanoids make a tough decision. Open Michael finally delivers a successful speech.  

S4E29 - Under Siege

June 24, 2019 15:49 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids hunker down and barricade themselves inside the Governor's Mansion, while the Legion of the Dead lay siege. Nero, Nate and Jurm make some tough decisions.

S4E28 - Open Mike's Night

June 17, 2019 15:27 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids deal with their recent loss the only way they know how: Nate gives a speech, Jurm tries to burn things, and Nero teleports away from his feelings. All this, plus Open Michael turns up for a hot five while the gang is trapped in the governor's mansion.

S4E27 - The Last Delgado

June 03, 2019 18:40 - 1 hour - 80.3 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero and Vaska meet up with the rest of the Bad Humanoids. Hambone's loyalty is questioned. The gang has a run in with a lowly royal soldier who is more than he appears to be...

S4E26 - Creepy Crowley

May 20, 2019 19:17 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel, Jurm and Hambone make their way through the tunnels under the city. Nero tries to make his way back to the group. Nate debuts a new character. Jurm tries his hand at stealth. 

S4E25 - Tunnel Vision

May 13, 2019 12:00 - 38 minutes - 52.7 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats! Nero and Vaska are locked in battle with a Pit Fiend! Jurm and Nathaniel track Hambone through some underground tunnels. Everything gets a little closer to the end!

S4E24 - F-I-E-N-D-S (The One with the Hambone)

May 06, 2019 12:01 - 49 minutes - 67.6 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero and Vaska face off against a new threat! Nathaniel and Jurm shake some information out of Governor Steven Delgado. While Nero explores his new status, Nate and Jurm explore the tunnels under Santa Ignacia!  Thanks for listening!

S4E23 - Governor Hambone

April 29, 2019 12:15 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats! Nathaniel and Jurm sneak around their old stomping grounds and run into Governor Steven "Hambone" Delgado. They take stock of the political climate in Santa Ignacia. Nero gets his wizard knowledge on with Váska...HARD. We're talking upper level, dawg.  All this and more!

S4E22 - Infinite Pest (or Chicken Soup for the Immortal Soul)

April 22, 2019 15:43 - 37 minutes - 68.2 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero gets separated from the others and goes on a journey of self-discovery. He literally reads the book of his life and pitches eve more titles for sequels. Nathaniel and Jurm make their way through the war-torn rubble of Santa Ignacia, and run into an old acquaintance. Jurm feels the physical consequences of his actions.

S4E21 - Sterling Forsythe

April 15, 2019 17:16 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids are in a pickle as the enemy throws another wrench into their not-so-well-oiled gears. Jurm and Vaska take a trip. Nero has head problems. Nathaniel tries to hold everyone else together. 

S4E20 - 404! Familiar Not Found

April 08, 2019 12:00 - 59 minutes - 109 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... oOh chit y'all its episode 4.20 dawgz! This gonna be lit, Gam. After a lengthy discussion with a living god about the origins of the universe and a consultation with the dead, the Bad Humanoids are ready to capture an airship! Surely, everything will go according to plan. But first, ice cream! The Bad Humanoids all pitch their best flavors to Scoops By Derek!

S4E19 - Meeting Your Maker

April 02, 2019 15:32 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Vaska himself holds a Q & A for the Bad Humanoids. The secrets of the universe are simplified enough for Jurm to understand. Fans get a glimpse of Nathaniel's past.

S4E18 - Vaskañar Now: Redux

April 01, 2019 12:08 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MB

Tonight, on a very special episode of Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids revisit that fateful Vaskañar evening. New secrets are revealed, new legends are born and new Blacksmith shops are rebuilt and subsequently burned down again.

S4E17 - Team Building Exercises

March 25, 2019 12:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... James Crowley weighs in on the Bad Humanoids plan. Jurm motivates his crew. Nate studies the odds. Nero scribes scrolls. Billings shows up with a guest of honor.

S4E16 - Abra-Ca-Do-You

March 11, 2019 12:00 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids work on their battle plans. Nero does some deep sea salvaging. Monkey business ensues. In loving memory of Mary Beshere.

S4E15 - Dragon Time II: Electric Boogaloo

March 04, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids collect some loot, and investigate the corpse of a Star Spawn Larva. Hoots takes on an enemy airship. Nate has nightmares, then pitches some business ideas. And the gang sets some booby traps!

S4E14 - Star Spawn

February 12, 2019 02:56 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel goes shopping on his own, and has a spooky encounter. Nero gets an urgent message, and Jurm thinks he invents pizza.

S4E14 - Star Spawn

February 12, 2019 02:56 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel goes shopping on his own, and has a spooky encounter. Nero gets an urgent message, and Jurm thinks he invents pizza.

S4E13 - Captain Millennial

February 06, 2019 05:38 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids attend another funeral. They don't get any easier. The Crowleys put their past behind them. Nathaniel takes up the fiddle. Nero looks for Hoots. Everyone gets drunk.

S4E12 - Innocent Questions

January 28, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel takes a nap, then deals with chain withdrawal. The Bad Humanoids interrogate a prisoner. Nero makes an executive decision, and later visits the Purple World. Jurm considers retreat, and reconnects with his father. 

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