In a special July 4th edition of Dumb People Town, Randy, Jason, and Dan revisit some classic DPT stories and get the updates! 

In Story #1, the man who donated his toe to a Canadian cocktail (first mentioned in the Jason Mantzoukas episode). 

In Story #2, a flat earther rocket-launches himself into the sky. 

In Story #3, the Sheboygan clogger has finally been caught! 

With updates out of the way, Story #4 features a woman who gets her head stuck in an exhaust pipe at a country music festival.