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Drunk Ex-Pastors

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Co-hosts (and ex-pastors) Jason Stellman and Christian Kingery discuss politics, religion, and culture over drinks.

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Podcast #475: Taylor & Trolling

March 25, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours - 93.5 MB

We start this episode of DXP by discussing the annoying traits of old guys. We share some of our vast knowledge of Taylor Swift, and then discuss radio host Phil Hendrie (and trolling in general). We hear from a caller about country music, “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns (briefly), and we share biebers involving auto insurance and victimhood.

Podcast #474: TikTok & Trump

March 18, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

We kick off this episode of DXP with a revisit of one of our favorite films of all time, and then pivot to a discussion of the recent so-called TikTok ban and the issue of government censorship more broadly. We laugh at Trump’s legal woes (especially how difficult he finds it not to defame people), and then learn about a heretofore unknown Bible passage from Pastor Jack Off. Biebers involve silly adjectives and small fries.

Podcast #473: AI, Misogyny, and Prayers to Congress

March 11, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

We kick off this episode with a discussion of the improvement made in the area of AI videos, and then discuss a book on AI that was sent to us for a possible interview with the author in the future. We address some alleged misogyny in the HBO program, The Deuce, and then revisit Jack Hibbs’s heartfelt (ahem) prayer to Congress. Biebers involve subtitles and notifications.

Podcast #472: Hee-Haw Music, the Rapture, and Performative Prayer

February 26, 2024 06:00 - 2 hours - 85.5 MB

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with our usual banter and a couple stories about Jason’s parents, and then we revisit the thorny issue of country music and seek to understand why so many people like music that’s just objectively bad. We join Mike Seaver and question the Rapture, and then make fun of Pastor Jack Hibbs and his latest clout-chasing stunt. Biebers involve Search options and Pets.

Podcast #471: Country Music and “He Gets Us”

February 19, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

In this episode of DXP we briefly discuss the film “Contact” and its ramifications for the relationship of science to faith. We then talk about whether or not the music industry is shifting towards Country (and whether it’s legit for non-Country artists to jump on the bandwagon). We break down the “He Gets Us” ads from the Super Bowl, and then share biebers involving periods and LEDs.

Podcast #470: Languishing, Sc-fi, and Taylor Swift

February 12, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

We begin this episode with more tales of old age. We discuss the condition known as “languishing,” according to which a person is not clinically depressed but still feels like shit anyway. We discuss what are the greatest sci-fi films of all time, and then weigh in on the issue of Taylor Swift’s alleged political clout. Biebers involve tater tots and post-surgery discomfort.

Podcast #469: Trump, Barbie, and Virtual Crime

February 05, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

We begin this episode with some banter about Jason’s parents, and then hear from a caller wondering how Donald Trump could be this close to power, again. We discuss the supposed “snub” of the Barbie movie by the Academy, addressing the outrage of those who felt the film deserved more recognition. We talk about the first ever "virtual rape” case, and then share biebers involving realtors and remotes.

Podcast #468: Millennials, Space Exploration, and Prehistoric Jetsons

January 22, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

 We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voice mail from a caller insisting that Millennials are, in fact, interesting. We discuss the Navajo Nation’s demand that moon exploration is sacrilege and branch out from there to discuss space travel more broadly. We hear from another caller about advanced prehistoric civilizations, and then share biebers involving soap and department stores.

Podcast #467: Cannibalism, Fathers, and Pop Music

January 08, 2024 06:00 - 2 hours - 86.3 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we briefly discuss the new Netflix film, Society of the Snow, which leads into a discussion about cannibalism. We hear from long-time listener Leonard Angelo about the fact that we might be a lot more like our fathers than we realize, and then speak at length about pop music in general and the most recognizable songs in particular. Biebers involve doctors and naughty words.

Podcast #466: Humanity, Antiquity, and Butt Stuff

December 25, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

In this episode of DXP we hear from a caller challenging our assertion that conservative Christianity demands young-earth creationism, from which we springboard into a discussion of the nature of antiquity in general and humanity in particular. We then take another call about the alleged prostate G-spot, which leads to all kinds of gross butt stuff. Biebers involve vehicle interfaces and broccoli.

Podcast #465: Normal People, Drugs, and the Origin of Everything

December 18, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

 We begin this episode of DXP discussing the Hulu drama, Normal People (which we have both come to love, despite the Irishness of it all). We talk about Indiana’s new drug law, and then we hear from a caller about Young-Earth Creationism. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns as we learn life-changing lessons about Damascus and cowardice. Biebers involve racist stereotypes and chatty phone agents.

Podcast #464: Body Scans, Trans Jokes, and Young-Earth Creationism

December 11, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we hear all the dirty secrets revealed by Christian’s recent Dexa Scan (we also learn a bit about bloody pee). We share thoughts about being secretly recorded while screaming at people (auto-attendants and old drivers, respectively). We hear from a listener asking about Anthony Jeselnik’s trans jokes, and then discuss the crucial nature of young-earth creationism. Biebers involve public saunas and hospital hallways.

Podcast #463: Napoleon, Elon, and Simulation Theory

December 04, 2023 05:49 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we talk briefly about Ridley Scott's new film, Napoleon, puzzling over the accents used (or lack thereof). We check in with Elon Musk and weigh in on his latest scheme to attract advertisers to X, and then discuss whether we live in a digital simulation and what that even means. Biebers involve parallel parking and birthday wishes.

Podcast #462: Antisemitism and Sexist Comedy

November 27, 2023 06:15 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

In this episode of DXP we discuss the issue of sleep, and afterward we turn our attention to the growing number of accusations of antisemitism in the entertainment industry (as in, is there a difference between criticizing a country's actions and disliking a certain race of people?). We address the recent controversy over Matt Rife's new comedy special, and then return to Israel with "Pastor Jack's Off." Biebers involve busy signals and BS error messages.

Podcast #461: Octogenarians and America’s Public Schools

November 20, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we hear another amusing story about the way 80 year-olds (attempt to) interact, and then we talk at some length about the state of America’s public schools, wondering whether the violence problem is too systemic and ingrained to do much about at this point. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns, and alas! he is wrong again (this time about Israel). Biebers involve Amazon delivery drivers and Facebook Messenger.

Podcast #460: Noah’s Ark, Jared Kushner, and Polite Society

November 13, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the (rather dubious) discovery of Noah’s Ark atop Mount Ararat and what, if anything, that would mean for people’s position regarding the Old Testament. We discover that Jared Kushner isn’t nearly as much of a moron as we assumed he was, and then delve into the issue of how to live as polite members of an impolite society. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns, and biebers involve bathroom doors and Facebook notifications.

Podcast #459: Speakeasies, Nepo Babies, and Dead Friends

November 06, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the status of the Daylight Preservation Act and the joy of colonoscopies, and then hear about some of Nashville’s coolest speakeasies. We discover to our surprise that Jared Kushner isn’t a babbling idiot, and then lament the death of Matthew Perry so soon after that of his brother, Luke Perry. Biebers involve Twitter, X, and vague assembly instructions.

Podcast #458: The Gnostic Gospels, Documentaries, and Nude Brits

October 30, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MB

We spend most of the first half of this episode of DXP discussing the so-called Gnostic Gospels and what their discovery 80 years ago means for organized religion and Protestantism in particular. We share our latest thoughts on one-another’s documentary recommendations (Welcome to Wrexham and the Hundred-Foot Wave), and then hear about a new show about naked British people. Biebers involve online menus and dirty grapes.

Podcast #457: Geography, Documentaries, and the Timing of Wealth

October 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

We begin this episode of DXP with a little quiz focusing on what exactly is North America. We then discuss the documentaries Beckham and 100 Foot Wave, and then hear more about the Paris and Italy legs of Christian’s recent trip. We debate whether it would be better to live rich and die poor or the opposite, then get mad about Pastor Jack Hibbs again. Biebers involve football and the airport in Paris.

Podcast #456: Portugal, EVs, and Hips

October 09, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 168 MB

We begin this episode of DXP with a report on Portugal, a country God did his best to destroy in 1755. We discuss the pros and cons of EV charging, and also hear about the not-so-great results of Christian’s MRI on his hips. Biebers involve almonds and tourists.

Podcast #455: Divorce Attorneys, New Tech, and Simulation Theory

October 02, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 164 MB

This episode of DXP begins with a heads-up about Christian’s upcoming trip, after which we talk a bit about the resolution of the writers’ strike. We discuss divorce attorney James Sexton’s appearance on Lex Fridman’s podcast, and then talk about Coldplay’s and U2’s use of cutting-edge tech in their live shows. We mock Gen Z’s delusional belief that they invented anything, and then once we are (or one of us is) pretty incapacitated we attempt to discuss genetics and simulation theory. Biebe...

Podcast #454: Russell Brand, Minimalism, and Pastor Jack’s Off

September 25, 2023 05:58 - 2 hours - 210 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we spend the bulk of our time discussing (the limited information we have about) the recent allegations against Russell Brand. We also delve into the backlash he has faced, and whether it is fair to rush to judgment given the lack of specifics or charges. We also discuss the topic of minimalism, and “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns. Biebers involve copying and pasting.

Podcast #453: More Aging and Psychobabble

September 18, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 88.3 MB

In this episode of DXP we whine and moan about getting old, focusing in particular on whether it's worth it to live for a long time. We discuss the issue of "cutting out toxic people," wondering just how much of its justification is just psychobabble. We make fun of evangelicalism's sensationalism, and then share biebers involving Apple Homekit and Britney mics.

Podcast #452: Aging, Relationships, and Unwanted Affection

September 11, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

This somewhat scatterbrained episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors includes some play-by-play pitfalls to avoid as we age, as well as some random thoughts on relationships versus singleness. We tackle the controversial kiss that got some greasy Spaniard fired (and springboard from there to sexual assault), and then share biebers involving Instagram and Audi’s metaphors.  

Podcast #451: Weddings, Old Senators, and Zip-Lock Tech

September 04, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we tackle such monumental topics as whether marriage ceremonies should use “man and wife” or “husband and wife” (and what about the gays? Seems kind of unfair). We also address the recent government shutdown in the form of Mitch McConnell, and then learn why Zip-Lock technology has run its course. Pastor Jack jacks off again, and we share biebers about computer desks and digital volume controls.

Podcast #450: Debates, Monoliths, and Insurrectionists

August 28, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

We kick off this episode with some brief reflections on the recent Republican presidential debate, and then discuss how Russia FOR SURE didn’t assassinate that one coup leader dude. We talk about a retired guy who builds monolithic structures in his backyard in his spare time, and then speed through random thoughts involving stretchy jeans, Indiana Jones, car antennas, and left vs. right. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns, and we share biebers involving traffic and bread bags.

Podcast #449: Healthcare, Child Labor, and Demonic Cosplay

August 14, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we learn that one of us is still apparently a pastor, calling into question this entire podcast. We discuss pink-eye and the American healthcare system, and then talk about recent legislation allowing children to serve liquor. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns and allows us to weigh in on everything from Catholicism, to Hawaii, to demonic aliens. Biebers involve road work and non-disturbing videos.

Podcast #448: Wordle, Mushrooms, and Oppenheimer

August 07, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we try to flex on one another about who’s better at the Wordle until we find out that we’re actually pretty even. We discuss psychedelics and a couple recent experiences in particular, and then talk about the new film, Oppenheimer, wondering aloud how much propaganda is mingled in with the otherwise Oscar-worthy storytelling. No biebers this week!

Podcast #447: Nepotism, Psilocybin, and Small Towns

July 31, 2023 05:13 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

We begin this episode of DXP with yet another tale of a nepo-baby, and this one is a serious deep cut. Jason shares his plans for his next “journey,” and we debate how much pain we’d endure for how much gain. We discuss Jason Aldean’s lynchin’ song, and we revisit the issue of unions and scabs. We talk about NPCs and then share biebers involving interest rates and TikToks.

Podcast #446: Strikes, Defectors, and Paying the Bill

July 24, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we weigh in on the writers’ strike in Hollywood (and give props to the actors for joining them). We talk about the soldier who defected to North Korea, and then revisit our “Where’s the Lie?” segment in order to help men save money. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns with a warning that he himself has never heeded, and biebers involve stoplights and insurance companies.  

Podcast #445: Tribalism, Christian Nationalism, and Jonah Hill

July 17, 2023 15:17 - 1 hour - 44 MB

In this episode of DXP Jason talks about his upcoming relocation to Orange County as well as his next career move. We talk about the tribalism that plagues virtually all online political discourse, and use this as a springboard for a new segment called “Where’s the Lie?” We do another “Pastor Jack’s Off,” weigh in on the recent Jonah Hill controversy, and then share biebers involving cyber security and peanut butter.

Podcast #444: Slovenliness and “Pro-Life”

July 03, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we hear from a YouTuber who wonders aloud whether Americans’ overall sloppiness and disregard of style is a symptom of a greater problem. We then revisit “Pastor Jack’s Off” and learn about how everyone except Republicans want the earth’s population dead.

Podcast #443: Submersibles and Woke Oscars

June 26, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 49.4 MB

After an initial false start, we begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a discussion of the new TV series, Silo. We talk about the recent implosion of the Titan submersible, and focus on whether we should have compassion for those who died on the expedition. We discuss the new rules for Best Picture nominees at the Oscars, and conclude with biebers involving pronunciation and traffic.

Podcast #442: Televangelist Deaths, Indictments, and the Millennial Reign of Christ

June 19, 2023 05:04 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we touch upon the death of televangelist Pat Robertson (and whether it’s okay to celebrate such deaths). An unanswered Jeopardy question leaves us wondering how godless we’ve become, and then we discuss the Trump indictment. “Pastor Jack’s Off” returns, prompting a conversation about the so-called 1000-year reign of Christ, and biebers involve doctors and something else we can’t remember right now.

Podcast #441: Foreign Films, Pride, and the Antichrist

June 12, 2023 05:10 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

We begin this episode with a voice mail asking about our favorite foreign films, which somehow leads to the issue of trans athletes and competitive sports. We hear an update about the Oath Keepers’ founder and his Red Rider BB Gun, and then we hear some timely admonitions regarding pride and the Antichrist from Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve deodorant and toilet paper.

Podcast #440: Parasocial Relationships, AI Movies, and Metropolitan Evil

May 22, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MB

We begin this episode of DXP with a plug for a new documentary about how extort a jet from a soda company. We then hear from a caller asking about “parasocial relationships” which apparently is a thing now. We discuss AI-generated movies, and then resume our “Pastor Jack’s Off” series in which Jack Hibbs explains the evils of metropolises. Biebers involve belt loops and virtual dials.

Podcast #439: The Trump Verdict, Propaganda, and Old Souls

May 15, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the recent verdict in the Trump sexual assault case. We talk about the Netflix show, Shrinking, and then share some of the downsides of being an “old soul.” We consider how accountable groups like the Proud Boys should be given how lied-to they are, and then share biebers involving exercise and key fobs.

Podcast #438: Air, Pornhub, and the Resurrection

May 08, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

In this episode of DXP we talk about seeing the new film, Air, produced by and starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. We briefly discuss How to Blow Up a Pipeline and The Artifice Girl, and then turn our attention to the difficulty Mormons must have jacking off. We hear from a Scotsman with questions about Easter and U2, and then one of our favorite callers issues a warning about AI. Biebers involve TikTok and unintended puns.

Podcast #437: Poets, Jury Duty, and Satan is Stupid

May 01, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss amazing lyricists who can’t sing very well. We then shoot the shit about a bunch of stuff that we can’t remember because we recorded this a whole two days ago. Christian updates us about a new show, “Jury Duty,” and then we hear Jack Hibbs stammer like an idiot in “Pastor Jack’s Off” (apparently his end-times views are too complex even for Satan to grasp). Biebers involve Spotify and indoor climate changes.

Podcast #436: Random Thoughts, Appropriation, and Democracy

April 24, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

We kick off this episode with random discussions about such riveting topics as tacos vs. burritos, trucks vs. semis, and morale vs. moral support. We talk about the issue of appropriation in general, and Cleopatra in particular, and then hear some pearls of wisdom on the topic of democracy from DXP’s favorite man of the cloth, Jack-off Hibbs. Biebers involve traffic lanes and conversing with no one.

Podcast #435: President Trump’s Indicatement

April 10, 2023 05:21 - 1 hour - 53.5 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we hear from an old favorite, whose voicemail makes it clear that Jason’s taste in movies sucks and that Orientals aren’t that bad. We discuss the indictment of former president Donald Trump, highlighting both the hypocrisy of the criminal justice system as well as how seeing him go to prison would make the hypocrisy worthwhile. “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs returns, and we then share biebers involving wall art and dishonest political discourse.

Podcast #434: FOMO, TikTok, and Bad Catholicism

April 03, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MB

 We begin this episode with (surprise) a discussion about the fear death, wondering whether it’s just FOMO that would be eliminated if we were all to die at the same time. We hear from a caller seeking to reconcile the “kinder gentler” version of Catholicism he hears from us with the rigorous kind he grew up with. We revisit the proposed TikTok ban and then do another segment of “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs, after which we share biebers involving dictionaries and pronunciation.

Podcast #433: Best Pictures and TikTok Bans

March 27, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a debrief about our (failed) attempt to watch the Oscar-winning film “Everything Everywhere All at Once” (Jason tried. He really did). We discuss the proposed ban of TikTok, wondering aloud whether the supposed enemy is China or freedom of expression. “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs makes its return, and biebers involve wrinkles and notifications.

Podcast #432: Movies, Heart Failure, and Big Bones

March 20, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 57 MB

 We begin this episode with a discussion about the Oscars and about the relevance of movies in general. We hear from a big-boned caller whose skeleton is apparently quite large, and then Christian updates us on his son, Zeke, who recently experienced heart failure. “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs returns, followed by biebers involving bread and childish adults.  

Podcast #431: You Say You Want a Revolution?

March 06, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MB

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss Jesus Revolution, the brand new film about the origins of our former church, Calvary Chapel. We talk about what we think they got right, what they left out, and whether any of it matters. We force ourselves to listen to more Jack Hibbs for our segment “Pastor Jack’s Off,” and then share biebers involving water pressure and online shopping carts.

Podcast #430: Plastic Pop Stars and the Patriarchy

February 27, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

We begin episode #430 talking about Madonna’s new look, springboarding into a discussion of the patriarchy and what the best response to it might be. We talk about the film “Good Luck to You, Leo Grande,” which proposes a better approach to Hollywood’s demands upon women to cease aging. We hear from a listener about suicide  and mental conditioning, and then laugh at Pastor Jack Hibbs’ take on UFOs and demons. Biebers involve AC and sodium.

Podcast #429: Movies, Jesus Ads, and Chinese Balloons

February 20, 2023 06:07 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

We begin this episode with a discussion of such classics as The Fabelmans, E.T., and Catch Me If You Can (we also discuss whether Steven Spielberg is actually a good director). We talk about the “He Gets Us” Superbowl ad campaign, and then hear from a listener about the issue of atheism. “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs returns, and we share biebers involving annoying questions and micro expressions.

Podcast #428: Fame, Suicide, and China

February 13, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with an unplanned disagreement about who the world’s most famous person is (and no, neither of us said “the Pope,” although that’s probably a better answer than what we came up with). We hear from a caller asking about whether suicide is always a bad thing, and then discuss the issue of “rapture trauma.” Our new segment, “Pastor Jack’s Off” with Jack Hibbs returns, and then we share biebers involving boldness and marketing.

Podcast #427: Gingers, Death, and Frivolous Encouragement

February 06, 2023 06:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

This episode begins with a serious dilemma with no good solution. We hear from a listener who challenges us about our obsession with death and the end of days (but honestly, doesn’t positivity need prior privilege to exist in the first place?). We discuss the issue of female solidarity, and then share biebers involving gathering ammo and, oh yeah, female solidarity.

Podcast #426: Self-Love, Rapture Anxiety, and Pastor Jack’s Off

January 30, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

We kick off this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by discussing the films of Baz Luhrmann (and the new Elvis one in particular). We look back on the hilarious Jeffrey Toobin masturbatory episode, and then discuss the issue of “Rapture Anxiety,” wondering aloud how bad we should feel for people who believe in stupid shit without evidence. We coin a term for a new segment, “Pastor Jack’s Off,” during which we listen to and make fun of Pastor Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve award shows and Hollywood nep...

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