Drew And Mike – September 8, 2022

RIP Queen Elizabeth II, Mr. Methane reports live from England, the NFL returns, elder abuse of Louie Anderson, Zack Efron's face, Tom Mazawey's weekly check-in, a new Bonerline, TikTok crying, Steve Bannon charges, and murders in Memphis.The Queen is dead. Long live the King. The NFL will honor her before Game #1 tonight. RIP Bozo was trending. A college professor crapped all over the Queen, but Jeff Bezos slams her. Elton John is sad and Ozzy is crushed.RIP Bernard Shaw, the Farrah Fawcett of today. He famously asked Michael Dukakis a wild opening question in the '88 debate.The Beatles Revolver re-mix is coming out.We check in with world famous Brit, Mr. Methane, for a eulogy of Queen Elizabeth.More QE2: Thomas Markle has made his statement. Reggie Jackson shares a quip on Twitter.Trudi remains on vacation... as far as her tether would allow her to go.20% of our audience have been "broken".Crying on TikTok is so hot right now.TMZ covered the death of Michael Jackson by focusing on his amazing opioid addiction.Cara Delevingne is a complete mess right now.In Las Vegas, Robert Telles was arrested for murdering journalist Jeff German.Jerkmate brings you a brand-new Bonerline (use promo code BONER). Call of text 209-66-Boner.We know that there is a Hulu series called Candy. Stop calling about it.The Mike Tyson show on Hulu is pretty decent.Ezekiel Kelly goes on 22-hour Facebook Live rampage leaving 4 dead in Memphis.We learn even more disturbing details about jogger Eliza Fletcher's alleged killer.Steve Bannon turns himself in for the We Build the Wall scheme.Inflation sucks for everyone.Tom Mazawey joins the show to praise John Daly's first pitch, praise Mark McGwire for his steroid-fueled home run record, wade into the Tom Brady vs Gisele Bündchen relationship, debate the Cade McNamara / J.J. McCarthy QB battle, give out his football/wedding season schedule, cover Ryan Ermanni's tweets, guarantee a Detroit Lions victory on Sunday. and give the worst eulogy for Queen Elizabeth possibly ever.Learn about Anthony Templet, the worst son possibly ever in Netflix's I Just Killed My Dad.Louie Anderson was forced to make last-minute changes to his will. His sister files claims of elder abuse.More QE2: Jemele Hill, Michigan professor Ebony Elizabeth Thomas and more attack all Queen Elizabeth for all the colonizing she personally did.EMU professors strike and remain scared of COVID.Oberlin College coughs up $20+M dollars to Gibson's Bakery.Ricky Martin sues his nephew for $20,000,000.Zac Efron tries to explain why his face looks so different now.Britney Spears finally gets that long deserved vacation.Olivia Wilde is on damage control... but everyone still hates her.El Salvador's gamble on crypto doesn't seem to be working out too well.Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

RIP Queen Elizabeth II, Mr. Methane reports live from England, the NFL returns, elder abuse of Louie Anderson, Zack Efron’s face, Tom Mazawey’s weekly check-in, a new Bonerline, TikTok crying, Steve Bannon charges, and murders in Memphis.
The Queen is dead. Long live the King. The NFL will honor her before Game #1 tonight. RIP Bozo was trending. A college professor crapped all over the Queen, but Jeff Bezos slams her. Elton John is sad and Ozzy is crushed.
RIP Bernard Shaw, the Farrah Fawcett of today. He famously asked Michael Dukakis a wild opening question in the ’88 debate.
The Beatles Revolver re-mix is coming out.
We check in with world famous Brit, Mr. Methane, for a eulogy of Queen Elizabeth.
More QE2: Thomas Markle has made his statement. Reggie Jackson shares a quip on Twitter.
Trudi remains on vacation… as far as her tether would allow her to go.
20% of our audience have been “broken”.
Crying on TikTok is so hot right now.
TMZ covered the death of Michael Jackson by focusing on his amazing opioid addiction.
Cara Delevingne is a complete mess right now.
In Las Vegas, Robert Telles was arrested for murdering journalist Jeff German.
Jerkmate brings you a brand-new Bonerline (use promo code BONER). Call of text 209-66-Boner.
We know that there is a Hulu series called Candy. Stop calling about it.
The Mike Tyson show on Hulu is pretty decent.
Ezekiel Kelly goes on 22-hour Facebook Live rampage leaving 4 dead in Memphis.
We learn even more disturbing details about jogger Eliza Fletcher’s alleged killer.
Steve Bannon turns himself in for the We Build the Wall scheme.
Inflation sucks for everyone.
Tom Mazawey joins the show to praise John Daly’s first pitch, praise Mark McGwire for his steroid-fueled home run record, wade into the Tom Brady vs Gisele Bündchen relationship, debate the Cade McNamara / J.J. McCarthy QB battle, give out his football/wedding season schedule, cover Ryan Ermanni’s tweets, guarantee a Detroit Lions victory on Sunday. and give the worst eulogy for Queen Elizabeth possibly ever.
Learn about Anthony Templet, the worst son possibly ever in Netflix’s I Just Killed My Dad.
Louie Anderson was forced to make last-minute changes to his will. His sister files claims of elder abuse.
More QE2: Jemele Hill, Michigan professor Ebony Elizabeth Thomas and more attack all Queen Elizabeth for all the colonizing she personally did.
EMU professors strike and remain scared of COVID.
Oberlin College coughs up $20+M dollars to Gibson’s Bakery.
Ricky Martin sues his nephew for $20,000,000.
Zac Efron tries to explain why his face looks so different now.
Britney Spears finally gets that long deserved vacation.
Olivia Wilde is on damage control… but everyone still hates her.
El Salvador’s gamble on crypto doesn’t seem to be working out too well.
Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).