Drew And Mike – May 1, 2022

Grading NFL Draft Grades, Bill Murray breaks his silence, MLB suspends Trevor Bauer for 2 years, Meghan Markle's (cartoon) canceled, Cardi B's latest fart, Scientology child labor lawsuit, RIP Naomi Judd, Angelina Jolie virtue signal trip, and local newspapers raid the Red Shovel Network talent pool.The newspapers are raiding the talent at The Red Shovel Network basement as ML Elrick has been hired by the Free Press and the Detroit News has picked up Charlie LeDuff & Karen Dumas. BranDon has not received any job offers. The rest of us want to write for the Woodward Talk.NFL Draft Recap: Draft grades are dumb because no one knows the future. The Detroit Lions selected Aidan Hutchinson and Jameson Williams in the 1st round of the 2022 NFL Draft. Maz's favorite Malik Willis dropped. Drew was interested in the fashion. A Virginia Tech Hokie was drafted to the Lions. Rich Eisen had a stellar interview with the Blue Man Group.RIP Naomi Judd. The Judd family is to be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame Monday.Hope Solo's BH is going to rehab, so she had the Hall of Fame move her induction back one year.Miguel Cabrera has responded to Eli Zaret.Jeff Blashill has been BLOWN OUT! Trevor Bauer is slapped with a massive 2-year suspension. A third woman has come forward with allegations against Bauer.Amber Heard's role in the new Aquaman movie has reportedly been reduced to less than 10 minutes. Check out this Johnny Depp/Metallica mash-up.Meghan Markle's Netflix cartoon series has been CANCELED. Elton John's husband is out of work.Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon have split after 40 years of marriage.Drew is willing a recession.Cardi B farted again, but this time it was retaliatory.A wild altercation at a Shell gas station in Belleville was caught by a fantastically shot security camera.Angelina Jolie went to Ukraine to save them from Russia. She needs to fix her marital issues before she can help Ukraine.DaBaby is in trouble again for assault on a landlord. His defense is that the landlord is worse because he used the n-word after he was beat down.Duran Duran won the Rock and Roll fan vote. Dolly Parton will accept the outcome if she's inducted into the Hall.Ray J claims he did not give Kanye West a second sex tape.American Idol winner, Laine Hardy, is arrested for bugging an ex-girlfriend's dorm room.Claudia Conway is showing too much for a 17-year-old.Bill Murray breaks his silence... on CNBC.Bill Maher & Alex Jones agree: COVID-19 is a scamWhite House Correspondents' dinner was hosted by the hilarious Trevor Noah and attended by Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson.Ted Cruz worries about Disney going full beastiality.Bill Gates wants you to know he's grieving about his divorce as much as his ex-wife Melinda French Gates.Three woman are suing Scientology and David Miscavige over child labor. Elisabeth Moss defends Xenu and the Church of Scientology in the New Yorker.A new documentary is coming out about the abuse in the Mormon church.That 70's Show is being rebooted as That 90's Show, but Danny Masterson is not invited.Drew is 70 followers away from passing Dustin Diamond on Twitter. You're going down, Screech!Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).