Drew And Mike – March 13, 2022

March Madness, Jussie Smollett is "not suicidal", Tom Brady is back, no charges for Deshaun Watson, Fabio vs. birds, Naomi Osaka "sucks", Kanye v. Skeet, the fall of Bruce Willis, and Rick Beato's best list possibly ever.Jussie Smollett sentenced: Jussie "is not suicidal", but his jailers beg to differ. Taraji P Henson equates Jussie to Emmitt Till. Kim Foxx declarers mob justice because she can't admit she was wrong.Drew's Hokies are ACC Champions!Tangent time: Jerry Seinfeld attending Coach K's last game at Cameron Indoor spins us into his dating history and that one time Fabio got blasted by a bird on a roller coaster. Kent State basketball players were punished after they uploaded a dumb video on the internet.Naomi Osaka pulls a Serena Williams after a fan yells "you suck" during her match.Deshaun Watson is sexually irresistible in the eyes of the law. Teams are already scrambling to get him back on the field. The CSI: NFL is still investigating. Adam Schefter is a shill.Greg Hardy got his destroyed again and is OUT of the UFC. He can only beat up women.George Blaha will miss the remainder of the NBA season following a heart bypass procedure. Get well soon!RIP Sponge founding member Mike Cross.Drew TV: Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time on HBO Max and The Andy Warhol Diaries on Netflix.Gary Ruby was murdered by his young lover and his boyfriend. The murder hides in one of the grossest places ever.RIP William Hurt.March Madness: Get your brackets ready! Michigan not only made it, but is seeded 11... just like Virginia Tech. Va Tech should have played a better schedule.Kanye West vs Pete Davidson: Battle of the Text Messages. D.L. Hughley gets dragged into the whole chaos. Kanye wiped clean his Instagram... again.Rebel Wilson continues to sizzle much to Drew & Marc's dismay.Grimes and Chelsea Manning are a thing now."The Fall of Bruce Willis". He has his own category in the 2022 Razzies.Drew enjoyed Velvet Revolver's rendition of Psycho Killer.Rick Beato's Top 20 Bass Intros is Marc's Top Rick Beato list.Billie Eilish played LCA over the weekend. Her opening act was her own virtue signals.Thomas Markle is going to testify against Meghan Markle. Everyone is excited because Thomas is starting his own YouTube channel.Not-a-Prince Harry is cultural appropriating.Hinck-Dogg's YouTube channel is stagnant. He's clearly planning something.20/20 did 2 hours on Heaven's Gate. We wouldn't make it to the castration stage because we would have left at the open bathroom door policy.Mitch Albom prepares us for WWIII.Russia vs Ukraine: Vladimir Putin's 'roid rage. Russian embassies are being trolled. Google and Apple get brought in to the situation. Pink Floyd pulls their music from Russia. Volodymyr Zelenskyy thinks he's hot.A bunch of West Point Cadets accidentally overdosed on Fentanyl laced cocaine during spring break.Local Stories: Detroit Schools need to hire security for the security. Big drug bust of 3 very sexy chicks at Metro Airport. Two "iceholes" can't stop falling into the Saginaw Bay. The fishing community is paying for the salvage.Breaking News: TOM BRADY IS BACK!Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).