Drew And Mike – January 2, 2022

Happy New Year from us and Buff Bezos, Antonio Brown quits mid-game, RIP John Madden, Britney Spears new "song", Biden vs "Let's Go Brandon", James Franco speaks, and Marc's still not scared of Georgia.Happy New Year, we're back!Breaking 2022 ABNN News: Antonio Brown quits football mid-game. AB hates drama... unless he creates it.College Football: "Nobody is scared of Georgia". What happened to Daxton Hill? Ryan Ermanni was NOT devastated. Madelyn's Christmas was saved by Eli Zaret and the Michigan State Spartans. We may not have Dan Leach's back anymore after this Twitter mishap. The Rose Bowl was phenomenal.Matthew Stafford moves into 4th place all time for TD passes... to the other team.Britney Spears has released new music on her Instagram right before she unfollowed her sister.Buff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had a sexy vacation.NYE Recap: Dick Clark is dead, change the name. Journey must have been the only band without covid since they rang in the New Year on ABC. Miley Cyrus had a wardrobe malfunction. Andy Cohen got wasted and ranted against Bill de Blasio. The only thing we know about Liza Koshy is that she says a lot without saying nothing. 50 Cent brought the house down.Noah Cyrus is NOT sizzling.Ted Williams was doubling his "paycheck" at Greektown.RIP Betty White. OJ Simpson with the eulogy that's all about him.RIP John Madden. We remember the old 'Gay-Per-View' bits that probably couldn't be made today. Wayne Gretzky once violated the "no dumps" in the Madden Cruiser.More ABNN Breaking News: AB is no longer a Buc, but Tom Brady wants your empathy.Matt Corral may have pulled a Jake Butt. The announcers at ESPN really hate opt-outs.Magic Johnson is not looking forward to HBO's new Lakers doc.Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan top the list of the Most Influential in News.Jizzlaine Maxwell is finally officially guilty. She might start naming names. Somebody put Prince Andrew in the sweatbox.Joe Biden is still hoping to 'shut down the virus'.No more planes for this former Raiderette.How dare AOC!?! How dare Ron DeSantis!?!Caroline Cruz is the new Claudia Conway.Jared Schmeck sure showed Joe Biden. He may be leading the country soon since he was on TV.Brandon Brown claims he's struggling with sponsors because of LGB.Super Dave Osborne is Albert Brook's brother. There's a great new doc on HBO Max on Bob Einstein aka Marty Funkhouser.Don't Look Up was awfully preachy.Drew Crime: The Murders at Starved Rock.Kim Kardashian Esquire helps save the day again.James Franco breaks his silence by using every excuse in the book.Chris Noth has yet another accuser.John Hinckley Jr. wishes you a Happy New Year.Poor Michael Avenatti has a tough life.A bumbling custodian got a tiger killed and his arm eaten in Florida.The Texas school shooter Timothy Simpkins has been arrested again.Ethan Crumbley's mom was allegedly banging other dudes. Check out the 911 call from the dude who busted the Crumbley parents.Santa saved Christmas for the Fellhauer girls.Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).