Drew And Mike – February 7, 2022

DMP Olympic correspondent Dan Wetzel checks in, Gov. Whitmer's spending plan, J-Lo's struggles, Cologuard's instructional manual, Drew Crime, and we enroll in the Invisible College of Experimental Flatology.There are some really sad and hungry Olympians in Beijing.Dave Portnoy appeared on the MeidasTouch podcast and busted one of them during the interview. Portnoy also posted his lawsuit vs. Business Insider on Barstool.We're tired of the Joe Rogan debacle. Something called Rumble has offered him $100,000,000 for a 4-year contract. Spotify is throwing money at unnamed charities to SHUT UP everyone complaining about RoganTrudi has a case of the Mondays. She partied hard with Marcus and Tom Labuda at the bowling alley.Drew is really getting into Mötley Crüe. Tom Petty and Axl Rose sang together once and no one knew.Our official Olympic correspondent, Dan Wetzel, joins us with coverage LIVE from Royal Oak, MI. The ratings suck. Zhu Yi disappoints two countries.Jennifer Lopez still wants everyone to nail her. Life has been tough for JLo.Trudi and Zooves may have a future custody battle of television sets.COVID news: Hygiene theater is OVER. No more masks in New Jersey schools. BranDon prefers pantyhose over masks. Super spreader Mardi Gras is back.The Invisible College of Experimental Flatology has been studying farts scientifically for years.Andrew Cuomo maintains his innocence and is considering running for office again. Mama Cuomo has been canceled.Donald Trump's coffee table book is killing it.Cologuard's instructional manual has some of the best illustrations and warnings.MUSIC: Elton John's in town tomorrow. The Who is coming to town again. Van Morrison's cranky ole butt is going on tour. Rage Against the Machine has been pushed back again. Trudi is about to see Slash. Alice in Chains sells their catalog. RHCP have a new tune and Anthony Kiedis is apparently Irish now. Drew goes down a Thelonious Monster rabbit hole.The Buzzboard explains the H*** scandal and then wonders why we're 'The Drew & Mike Show'.Every podcast in the world makes more than we do.Drew Crime: Dave Thompson loved basketball... and cocaine. Don't smoke cocaine, kids. Jared Remy is the biggest load son possibly ever.No more steroid tests in MLB. This will make the game way better.Will Arnett has a new detective show on Netflix called Murderville and it rules.BranDon is jealous of success and hates Jimmy Kimmel & Dax Shepard.PETA is angry at Jackass Forever.The Daily Beast wants more Hunter Biden stories in the news. BranDon wants all the intel officers who said it looks like "Russian Disinformation" to apologize.Gretchen Whitmer released her budget and everyone is getting a bonus just in time for re-election. At least the pumps are getting some money.The Crumbley parents need to knock off the PDA.Berkeley High is #OxfordStronger.Nicky Hopkins has a verified and active Twitter account despite being dead before Twitter was born.Trudi wants to nail the new Jack Reacher.Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).