Drew And Mike – August 22, 2021

R Kelly's trial, Miggy's 500th HR, Afghanistan mess, OnlyFans v. porn creators, Mike Richards out as Jeopardy! host, Brett Butler blew $25 million & needs your money, and the worst vocal fry podcast of all-time.Miguel Cabrera finally hit #500. Justin Verlander pre-recorded this video for him about a month ago.Chris Davis retired because he sucks now, but will be paid for the next 16 years just like Bobby Bonilla.The Detroit Lions are going to be terrible. A dude got KNOCKED OUT in the stands after his girl slapped a guy. It made BranDon think of this memory.The Upside-Down Van was the star of the Woodward Dream Cruise. Monkeemobile Mel officially hates us and is done with our show.The Red Scare Podcast has the worst vocal fry of all time.Drew and Marc recommend Small Town News on HBO.MUSIC: The We Love NYC concert was a debacle. Gayle King stole The Killers thunder. A Deadhead fell to his death at Citi Field. DLR has responded to Gene Simmons' criticism. RIP Don Everly.Drew caught Matt Damon's latest movie, Stillwater.Sean Penn helps his daughter's failing acting career by casting her in some movie called Flag Day.Quentin Tarantino hates his mom.Mike Richards has been BLOWN OUT by himself as the host of Jeopardy! after 1 day of filming.Black conservatives are not allowed to use the n-word.R Kelly's trial is off to a hot start with Rob's Rules, STD outbreaks, paid off doctor buddies, fake ID's for Aaliyah and much more.Larry Nassar loses his pandemic money.Afghan Mess: Afghanistan remains a mess and it's everybody else's fight. Joe Biden is not the best communicator. Tony Blair is ragging our president. United States airlines are being asked to help out. One of Al Qaeda's top dudes is having a great time. The Taliban does their best Iwo Jima impression. What citizenship does this baby hold? Joe's approval ratings are taking a hit... but aren't THAT bad. Angelina Jolie is outraged. Tim Allen too.Donald Trump is doing rallies in 2021.Congrats to Matt Gaetz on his wedding amid sex trafficking allegations.Britney Spears finally got her dogs back after abuse allegations. Britney celebrates by spinning.Lyla gets to eat meals from The Butchery.Paul McCartney threw a star-studded super-spreader party in the Hamptons.Alice Cooper has admitted that last week's scheduling conflict was his fault and definitely not Trudi Daniels' fault.Only Fans has banned porn and the stars that built the platform are mad they might have to get another job. Sydney Leathers is angry.Anthony Weiner bails on his CEO gig at some glass company.Andrew Cuomo is having press conferences like nothing else is going on in his life or state.Comedian Brett Butler blew all her money and needs your cash now.Jonah Falcon is back bragging about his massive dong again. He's on Cameo for $25.00.4-Star General OJ Simpson weighs in on Afghanistan.Drew is bummed that he didn't go to the Hall & Oates / Squeeze concert.Phil Mushnick is mad that Shaq and Devin Funchess didn't get in as much trouble as Jack Morris.COVID Updates: USA Today Covid/Masks/Vaccine Mandate Poll. This dude hates vaccines so much that he won't get one for his heart transplant. God cannot hear your prayers through masks. Jesse Jackson is in the hospital despite being vaccinated. Two idiots were busted with fake vaccine cards after getting them for their kids... who are not authorized for vaccines.Social media is dumb but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).