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Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

21 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 15 ratings

Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand is an anthology of comedic radio plays and books-on-tape from various comedy writers. Each work is presented in chapters and as a whole, with limited commercial interruption.

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Created by Ean Smith

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Episodes

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Complete Story)

September 08, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 85 MB

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers back to their home to Kansas. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Credits: ...

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 2)

September 01, 2023 05:00 - 28 minutes - 40.1 MB

With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)    Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom Lauren Riva...

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 1)

August 25, 2023 11:43 - 32 minutes - 45.8 MB

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeant...

The Real Grimm Shady (Complete Story)

May 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 116 MB

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 Narrator Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creato...

The Real Grimm Shady (Ch. 2)

April 28, 2023 05:00 - 40 minutes - 57.1 MB

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:    Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

The Real Grimm Shady (Ch. 1)

April 21, 2023 05:00 - 42 minutes - 59.5 MB

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood. Credits:    Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Complete Story)

December 02, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a talking rabbit and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.  They find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.    W...

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 2)

November 25, 2022 06:00 - 31 minutes - 43.6 MB

Alice and her co-conspirators find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Cast:    Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Gryphon, Knave of Diamonds, Hedgehog, Guard One, Unpacked Card  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Ma...

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 1 )

November 18, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 42.1 MB

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a rabbit she saw and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Cast:    Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Egret, ...

A Halloween Carol (Complete Story)

July 22, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.  He is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween during the night, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in being a part of the Halloween festivities.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_...

A Halloween Carol (Ch. 2)

July 15, 2022 05:00 - 40 minutes - 38.2 MB

Scrooge is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in giving out candy on Halloween.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Belinda, Belle, Fredina Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Ghost of Halloween Present, Michael Jeremy DeAntonio (@jer...

A Halloween Carol (Ch. 1)

July 08, 2022 05:00 - 25 minutes - 23.9 MB

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Fredina, Tavern Owner Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Gentleman Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Gary Dahl, Clerk Ean Smith - Gentleman ...

Poe Country for Old Men

May 05, 2022 05:00 - 47 minutes - 44.2 MB

A non-invasive collection of Poe-inspired stories which includes The Mask of Amontillado, Raven, The Goldish, Maybe Bronze, Bug, and The Tell-Tale Hearty Upper Lip.     Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Credits:   Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) Susan Day Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Complete Story)

December 23, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.   Once evidence is gathered, and bodies start to pile up, Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths during the voyage and the m...

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 3)

December 16, 2021 06:00 - 16 minutes - 15.9 MB

Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd.     Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von ...

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 2)

December 09, 2021 06:00 - 19 minutes - 18.5 MB

Chapter Two: The Evidence  A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg  Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Ri...

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 1)

December 02, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 26.3 MB

Chapter One: The Facts  After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.     Written by Ean Smith (marcusdayhooray).       Credits:   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg  Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Ric...

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Complete Story)

September 23, 2021 05:00 - 57 minutes - 53.7 MB

Written by Ean Smith Cast:  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator  Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma  Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker, Elliott  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man, Mary Beth  Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress, Francis  Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Ro...

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 2)

September 16, 2021 12:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

Written by Ean Smith.  Cast:  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator  Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia  Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Elliott  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Mary Beth  Susan Day: Daphne, Francis  Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Toronto International Kid  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid  Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer...

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 1)

September 08, 2021 14:08 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MB

Written by Ean Smith.  Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator  Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma  Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man  Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress  Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid  Ean ...

Introduction to Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

August 24, 2021 15:24 - 1 minute - 1.08 MB

Credits: Voiceover: Susan Day