Episodes
Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter
May 19, 2017 12:26We're all so lucky, don't you think? To have found the trashy teen soap that we were meant to be with? Who would have thought, at the beginning of the school year? The finale's upon us, so Jonathan and Rebecca haplessly messed with big kid recording equipment one last time to talk with you about KJ going full Donkey Kong, Veronica's descent from Breakout Character into malfunctioning quip-bot, Cheryl's Song of Ice and Fire, and some steamy post-Jubilee action. We've also got Rebecca on a Rive...
Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder
May 17, 2017 03:06Tune in this week for a recap of the PEENultimate episode, "Anatomy of a Murder"! Rebecca and Jonathan are joined ~in studio~ by longtime friend-of-the-show, Mitchell (@mitchmakemovies), and we're aaaaaalll about the parents this week - Sheriff Keller is serving us Horatio Caine, Alice has a tiny handgun, and daddy did a bad thing. Plus, our first ever Riverdale Dramaturgical Society Reenactment, and some cringey technical difficulties!
Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again
May 08, 2017 19:54This week, Rebecca and Jonathan head "To Riverdale and Back Again" with episode 11. Join us as we cover Alice's high-stakes foray into high school journalism, the nutritional value of "daily milkshakes," and Ronnie's deep dive into her dad's sordid past. And stay tuned for a special celeb gossip dispatch from Rebecca's friend Caroline's apartment. We ain't highbrow, but if you like 10 minute convos about Alice's high brows, this may be the ep for you.
Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend
May 03, 2017 03:38In case you haven't noticed, we're weird. We're weirdos. We don't fit in. And we don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen us without our stupid microphones on? That's WEIRD. Still, this episode of Riverdale out-weirds us by a Thornhill mile. From Birthday-Betty to the Dance Off to admissions of twincest, we dissect it all and still make time for Rebecca to subject Jonathan to an awful new segment. Plus...Drunk Archie! (Drarchie?) Tune in, Vixens!
Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion
April 26, 2017 20:23If podcasts be the food of love, play on! This ep is all about ~escorts~ so Jonathan and Rebecca brought in longtime friend of the show Tamar (@msteestein) to navigate the tangled, maple-coated web of the Blossom empire. Will Cheryl win Jason's twinger? Will Archie get into music school? Will Ethel keep Ronnie's fur shawl?!?! Tune in to find out!
Chapter 8: The Outsiders
April 26, 2017 18:09This week (ok, a few weeks ago) on Double Digested, Rebecca and Jonathan are joined by Talia to take on everyone's favorite Socs and Greasers in Episode 8, The Outsiders. We're musing on music and talking Riverdale's Worst Parents. Also: FP's impossible to remember name, Riverdale High's lack of actual classes, and Alice Cooper's total YQY moment. You don't want to miss this. Also, ~SUBSCRIBE~!
Chapter 7: In A Lonely Place
March 31, 2017 16:51Could it be? A new episode of Double Digested actually posted the day after an all-new Riverdale ep?? p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 14.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none} Psych! We're about as put-together as Betty on a Bad Day, so we're comin' at ya crazy-eyed and five Addies deep with a #fun and #fresh review ...
Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!
March 10, 2017 16:15This week on Double Digested, Rebecca and Jonathan finally extend a 3rd spot in their Sad Breakfast Club to their first ever guest, Lanny Foster (@LannyForealster)! They talk about Polly Cooper, Bughead, and the disappointing solo musical career of Archie Andrews a.k.a. Ginger Judas a.k.a. a massive swole idiot baby. The trio also breaks down Riverdale's strange parent-child power dynamics, and goes on record crowning Val as Top Cat.
Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness
March 07, 2017 17:49Hear that, River Vixens? That's the sound of production value! This week, Double Digested comes out of the closet, moving from our 7 Minutes in Heaven space to swanky new recording digs. We also talk Oscars, funeral fashion, and ask the question on everyone's minds: where's Midge at? So join us in the winter salon for a light podcast!
Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show
February 22, 2017 03:15Whaddup denizens of Riverdale! This week we're talking hidden breweries, cherry schnapps, boy-runaways, and Power Bottom Kevin. We may not know the difference between having money and having class, but at least we finally, finally get to tell Grundy boy bye.
Chapter 3: Body Double
February 17, 2017 15:38Riverdale is getting political and Rebecca and Jonathan are here to break it down for you. This week's Double Digested highlights all the issues in Chapter 3 that are almost too 2017 to handle. From slut-shaming to gun violence to systemic racism and intersectionality, this episode has it all AND THEN SOME. Plus, some bonus content on wearing cheap color contacts and our fave character, Ethel, or was it Beth....or was it Barb?
Chapter 2: A Touch of Evil
February 17, 2017 15:37Tune in (pod-in? iTune in?) this week to hear Jonathan and Rebecca recap a brand new episode of Riverdale. This week covers Moose's sexuality, twincest, and the original Alice Cooper. Other topics include the Grammy Awards, a Westworld takedown, and giving Riverdale the Bechdel test.
Chapter 1: The River's Edge
February 13, 2017 00:36Rebecca and Jonathan kick off the show with some personal introductions, a bit of Riverdale's background, and why they felt it was their Pops-given-duty to create a recap podcast. They cover the (hot! diverse!) casting, the new Ms. Grundy, and Moose's Grindr profile. Not to mention Archie's killer bod. This is truly god's work.