Double Deuce podcast
436 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 16 ratingsTwo guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day.
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440: Measure Cut Twice Once
April 08, 2024 04:37 - 29 minutes - 24.5 MBWorkin’ on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we’ll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It’s a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner’s son! It comes alive in our mouths! Heads for whimsy vs heads for numbers! A Nelson confession! ...
439: Busted by the Science Busters!
April 04, 2024 03:58 - 30 minutes - 25.1 MBThis episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it’s hot y’all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80’s sex romp comedy Beige Squadron: One Crazy Parsec! Easter Sunday! Egg hunting traditions! Nelson is a candy commodities broker! We love Magic Mind! What...
438: Meat Wig
March 26, 2024 20:52 - 30 minutes - 24.3 MBThis episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will’s job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom’s butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will’s top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show should be at Blade & Timber downtown on Friday April 5th, but check our socials for confirmation and more details! Basketball talk from the future pa...
437: The Prince of St. Patrick’s Day
March 18, 2024 14:21 - 27 minutes - 22 MBThis episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy’s night Deuce! The Notes: It’s a St. Patrick’s Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will’s dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick’s Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We’re groggy, lucky there’s Magic Mind! Slap grogginess in the face! Double-reverse Hamlet! 3 heartbeats from the St. Patrick’s Day throne! 90’s catchphrases! Our l...
436: Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’ (feat: Ollie!)
March 11, 2024 10:42 - 27 minutes - 21.4 MBBrought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it’s early! Wilford Brimley’s postapocalyptic wasteland! Too grumpy too die! We slipped it in! Ollie can get you that ...
435: All Pugged Up
March 04, 2024 10:29 - 29 minutes - 23.7 MBThis episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430’s! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it’ll be all figured out before we know it! Will saw Dune 2 and he A’s my Q’s! Dune-heads vs Non-Dune-heads! Funny voice alert! No funny voice spoilers (you’re welcome)! Pugs are a sign of...
434: Bearded Midwestern Men of a Certain Age
February 27, 2024 21:53 - 27 minutes - 28.2 MBThis episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our hearts! We’ve got a new sponsor: all-natural productivity shot Magic Mind! It keeps you awake, alert,...
433: Rent-That-Auman
February 19, 2024 03:43 - 29 minutes - 23.7 MBZooming cause it’s been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it’s still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton’s Celebration of Life (watch it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs)! Get those asses checked! Will’s radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! Our new million-dollar business plan! Parenting preparation by parenting a drunk Auman! For the low, low price of getting us drun...
432: Lil’ Juggernauts
February 11, 2024 05:18 - 26 minutes - 21.4 MBSuperbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It’s Superbowl Sunday! Will’s on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn’t suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We’re Watching to wrap it up! Woman in the Wall and Blue Eye Samurai! You fuckin’ that popcorn!? Enjoy Football Christmas and we hope you’re off work tomorrow for Foo...
431: Sleepy Time Podcast Tea
February 05, 2024 08:35 - 29 minutes - 22.9 MBWill got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America’s moistest podcast! Will’s short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson’s cat hates time! Will’s Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a long-distance runner in a lot of ways! Dwarf racism and dragon-sickness! Kansas weather report! Back and forth butt licking diss tracks! Will isn...
430: One Last Talk with Andy
January 29, 2024 04:27 - 22 minutes - 19.4 MBWe’re doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy’s experiences with his cancer fight and how he was doing at the time before things unfortunately ended the way they did and we lost him a couple weeks back. We figured it would be valuable for peop...
429: Goodbye to a Local Legend
January 22, 2024 05:10 - 40 minutes - 33.4 MBA somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we’re watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here’s what we’ve got— The Notes: Will drinks! Mourn you till we join you, Andy Morton! Indiana Jones vs depression! We miss Andy Morton! Andy Morton, King of Stomp Dancing!...
428: Knees Deep in Skeeze
January 14, 2024 08:26 - 25 minutes - 20.6 MBZooming cause it’s SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn’t want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we’ll see y’all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will’s car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the system! Come sniff our contents! Wet your nose beak! Our rolodex is full of skeeze! #HotSniffers! Playoff football and testosterone supplements! Bo...
427: Keys & Explosives
January 08, 2024 07:11 - 24 minutes - 19.5 MB2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God’s best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq loves about Will! Nelson is guarding the money! How many coins does Jaq have!? Harvesting coin m...
426: Mean Bones & Sky Ghosts
December 31, 2023 15:14 - 27 minutes - 22.4 MBNew Year’s Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn’t miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we’re lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will’s potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don’t hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his own spit! They want the juice! Who among us doesn’t have a dark past!? Regular 9-to-5 bible school! Oh yeah, we had to bump back the live show 2 ...
424: Breaking News: Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2023 09:37 - 30 minutes - 25.6 MBLittle early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crown make up? It’s a moist lack of heat in England! Aging British, a magazine for Will by Will! Bre...
423: The 3 Seashells
December 18, 2023 03:18 - 28 minutes - 23.5 MBZooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq’s dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don’t trip)! Will is trying to make “afterhand” happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It’s Always Sunny of yore! Will is a twitch streamer now! Will has unstable internet! Hyvee Arena nee Kemper Arena! D&D Controversies! Nelson is distracted! Toilet paper tim...
422: DecaDeuce vol 13: Elevator Talk
December 11, 2023 08:45 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBDecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit ...
421: Live Bold!
December 04, 2023 04:17 - 28 minutes - 23.3 MBWe both fell asleep, so it’s a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We’re sleepy boys! Apparently we’re morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need a Beckspert (a Beck expert)! Put Kliph Scurlock in the parking lot! The pride of Japan! Kurt Rus...
420: Big Moist Boy
November 27, 2023 03:55 - 27 minutes - 23 MBIt was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will’s got a legal question he can’t ask our lawyer, Spicy Beef Gaus! Nelson can law a little when the ne...
419: Objective Truth & the McRib
November 20, 2023 04:21 - 32 minutes - 27.6 MBWe’re zooming again, we’re sober, and we got no guest, but it’s still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We’re a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib’s back (watch out for your o-rings)! Jesus probably never ate a McRib! Not a lot of people know ...
418: 90’s Lawrence Bingo Cards (w/ Mel Novak!)
November 13, 2023 07:01 - 25 minutes - 25.4 MBIt’s our second in person episode recorded in a row, we’re a little drunk, we’re futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper’s Olde Fashioned Poppers! Will tells “the story” again! This is Will’s therapy! Nelson defends Will’s mom’s honor in the worst way! 90’s Lawrence retrospective! Get your bi...
417: Polaroid Dick Pic (w/ Mel Novak!)
November 06, 2023 07:33 - 26 minutes - 26.9 MBWe’re in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90’s vibes vs 20’s vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will’s unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is the best wingman! Kurt Russell loves love! Blue wine will get you fucked up! Wine facts and wine passion! Two Questions with Will! So many uses f...
416: The Littlest Free Library
October 30, 2023 08:49 - 40 minutes - 35.1 MBSomething a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we’ll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful animals! We love you, and hope you eat the exact correct amount of candy that momentarily sates the festering trauma of a world gone wrong within...
415: Sucka MCs Can’t Worship Like Me
October 23, 2023 04:22 - 28 minutes - 22.6 MBWe’re zooming, and Nelson’s computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He’s got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He’s got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects of butt-licking! Speaking of the devil, Will went to church! Don’t fill up on the body of Christ, we’re going to Shakey’s later! Gangsta rap and h...
414: Druidic Secrets of I-70
October 16, 2023 03:38 - 25 minutes - 18.9 MBWe do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will’s grandparents hittin’ it raw up in heaven! What’s the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will’s grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring back feudal artistic patronage! #DDComeLiveInMyCastle! Will’s Top 5 I-70 facts! Rootbeer floats vs blood and fear! The protective properties of a ...
413: A Horse of Convenience
October 09, 2023 07:58 - 28 minutes - 22.7 MBIt was a big, long weekend, so we’re zooming it. The Notes: It’s ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will’s product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let’s talk about salt! Will has a question about the desert! Speaking of cautionary tales! I WISH Elon Musk was a lizard person! Dog Report! Nelson is watching football and having ...
412: William Faulkner, Pete’s Dragon & Bluey’s Dad
September 30, 2023 23:56 - 27 minutes - 26.9 MBNumber two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson’s kitchen, so we’re getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo’s are the story of Will’s life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know! Will’s working on his book of facebook co-worker posts about Ollie, so get ready to buy that shit! Reclaim that content! Will is also playing Sta...
411: Bundt Licker!
September 24, 2023 10:27 - 25 minutes - 26.1 MBRecording in person in Nelson’s kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson’s kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson’s grandpa built! Will’s uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will’s sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with the buses and the city! Will needs to have a conversation about Courtney’s husband! Don’t ask Will why he was there! Will had Lawrence in his mouth,...
410: Squatch Legs & Crunchberries
September 18, 2023 03:41 - 35 minutes - 27.8 MBWe zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will’s here to kill your monster! The thing Will’s learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will’s wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and the LPD! Emperor Palpatine Oops All Berries! Nelson is exposing all of Will’s ruses tonight! Sports Corner! Will is playing Starfield, Nelson is wat...
409: The Battle of State Farm
September 11, 2023 03:40 - 32 minutes - 26.1 MBFootball opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren’t great, I’m letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake from State Farm should ever call all the people still loyal to his banner together to fight in h...
408: American Kickball Gladiators (w/ Courtney Shipley!)
September 03, 2023 11:39 - 26 minutes - 25.8 MBWe’re recording in person, Courtney Shipley is back again, and it’s the second episode of the night. The notes are bad, but here they are. Happy Labor Day! The Notes: Kickball in the Future Past! Everybody brings their dog! Kickball and gym class! Gym class reveries! Will always brought a note on kickball day! Mr. Denny was a good guy [editor’s note: his name was Mr. Davis, I don’t know why I got his name wrong, how crossfaded was I?]! Lyle Alzado’s Power Workout! American Gladiators documen...
407: Swamp Violence 2: The In-Laws (w/ Courtney Shipley!)
August 28, 2023 09:51 - 25 minutes - 24.8 MBWe’re in person in Nelson’s garage with special guest Courtney Shipley! The Notes: This is the hardest one! Nelson’s garage! Why the cows, gateway! Nelson is working that google tonight! The Amish are a simple people, they have a simple store! How many quakers in a cubit (Google-Nelson says there are 20.4 inches in a cubit)! Quakelets! English is a funny language! We start teaching ESL! Nelson retires from google! Everybody has a job to do here! There is 0% unemployment in this garage, but y...
406: Swamp Violence
August 21, 2023 07:43 - 27 minutes - 21.7 MBWe’re zooming cause it’s disaster movie hot outside! The Notes: This episode is going to be the best one ever and here’s why! We’re living in the moment! It’s an Inspector Clouseau and Cato kind of situation! Nelson has vast offshore holdings and assassins constantly in pursuit! The tattooed lawyer! We mourn another friend gone to soon! A moment on online mourning etiquette! Cool ways to die! Anal fireworks-related deaths! Vikings vs the English language! Will has a bloody, dead frog in his ...
405: The God Tickle
August 14, 2023 03:36 - 27 minutes - 19.7 MBBusy weekend lazy Sunday zooming it. The Notes: Country music non-profit! Nelson doesn’t have the census data in front of him right now! Individual numbers are math, percentages are more about your gut! Thad’s funeral at Liberty Hall (RIP to Thad, who was really one of the good ones and is gone way to soon)! Will’s first funeral puppet show! Nelson tries excruciatingly hard to get Will to notice his reference to the M Night Shyamalan movie Unbreakable! (Editor’s note: I had to google check t...
404: Wetsuit Bottoms Summer
August 06, 2023 08:09 - 28 minutes - 28.7 MBRecording in person to beat the late summer heat! The Notes: Is this a numerology podcast? Nelson’s not a numbers guy, he’s an idea guy! Parachute pants that really parachute! Deuce Wear, clothes for men with problems! Airborne chlamydia is a real problem! Keep your genitals on lockdown at Will’s house! Barely any wetness, just a whole lot of noise! Wind is the greatest threat! Full wetsuit bottom summer! Nelson is developing a whole line of pants! Will proves he knows all the kinds of camou...
403: Will’s Colon Catastrophes!
July 31, 2023 07:38 - 31 minutes - 24.9 MBZooming after a busy week for Will! The Notes: It’s a 10pm Sunday Late Night Deuce! #NightDeuce! Will needs to contextualize himself! Workin’ on our Night Deuce! Nelson and the Witcher both have bad backs! Will explains the powers of the Witcher! Crack Loco vs Four Crack! Gestureology! Sound of Music prequel! How old is the Von Trapp man!? Look out for Von Troutman drama in Indianapolis! Nelson has history in Indianapolis, too! Firemen faux pas! Speaking of catching fire, how’s Will’s colon!...
402: Emotional Dick Sock
July 24, 2023 06:14 - 27 minutes - 23 MBBusy weekend with Auman at the KC Fringe and Will prepping his ass for Monday, so we zoomed it! The Notes: Will’s colonoscopy is nigh! Nelson is a little sleepy! Will’s got some pantless sitting times ahead of him! Auman’s show, the Last Word is Hope, premiered at the KC Fringe (and is still showing Tuesday at 6:30pm, Friday at 11pm, and Saturday at 6:30pm)! Did Will just say 3 or 30 (there was actually a glitch, I think, so YOU be the judge!)!? Emotionally naked, not real naked! Red Hot Chi...
401: Check Yourself Before You Poop Yourself
July 17, 2023 07:20 - 27 minutes - 27.8 MBRPG has fallen, but we endure! The Notes: Coming to you in person from Nelson’s Dad’s old office! Our new podcast endpoint is 525, plan accordingly! Retiring to raise our 10-year-old podcast robot child! Robot Bad News Bears! Will’s impending colonoscopy! Ass cancer ghost! Will’s colon is where he keeps all his secrets! Will’s Colon of Solitude! Bob Odenkirk’s Mom’s ass! Will investigates the State! “90’s comedy!” Robot Bad News Bears 2: Space Camp! Nelson was sick, but he’s better now! Grap...
400: Baywatch Knight Riders! (A Live Farewell to RPG!)
July 11, 2023 13:26 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBRecorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I’ll give you what I’ve got. Sorry again this episode dropped on the feed a day late. If you’re a patreon subscriber you’ll know that things were kind of crazy in June and we got a little behind with s...
399: Bad Smells and Swearing
July 03, 2023 02:19 - 27 minutes - 20.8 MBWill’s on vacation, Nelson’s sick, and we’re zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we’ve ever seen (CW: Nelson’s entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver ate an octopus (it was cooked/dead, I checked)! In the Mall of America, just living is enough! Oliver meets fear head-on with the mighty bulwark o...
398: Important Shit
June 26, 2023 12:22 - 29 minutes - 24.6 MBZooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will’s funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will’s vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make your Hulu work for youlu! Nelson’s dad never had a colonoscopy! Nelson needs a notebook and it makes him lose a fight to a cat! Okay, you’re already ...
397: Our Gondoliers Shred the Boat Gnar (w/ Ric Averill - Happy Father’s Day!)
June 19, 2023 04:37 - 25 minutes - 19.8 MBIt’s a Father’s Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he’s talking about, Ric Averill! Will’s a dad, too. The Notes: Father’s Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will’s birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will’s unkemptness, et al! Ric’s own experience with mail-in heckling! Lawyers love writing letters! As always, Mom has the receipts! Generational disputes! This beach...
396: Judson Juice
June 13, 2023 00:21 - 30 minutes - 24.5 MBBack on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts we’re listening to! Nelson has watched a lot of Walker Texas Ranger, the one, true OG Walker, not this pretender who sits upon a throne of the CW...
395: Firetruck Go Honk Honk! (w/ Jason Keezer & Shawn Franklin!)
June 05, 2023 10:05 - 24 minutes - 24.7 MBGuys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! The Robitussin episode! Tussin and towels, or Nelson ruins a friend’s family Christmas! Top 5 podcasts about Will’s mom! Keezer’s Will impression! ...
394: Naked Men Time (w/ Jason Keezer & Shawn Franklin!)
May 29, 2023 12:39 - 25 minutes - 25.6 MBWe’re back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence’s best-lit stripper! Will’s dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence’s premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer’s dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek now! Nelson’s Top 3 Worlds! Nelson likes his jacks flapped like a normal perosn, while Will prefers his flaps jacked like a common sex criminal! To...
393: AI vs Vampires
May 22, 2023 03:33 - 25 minutes - 20.4 MBSummertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It’s us! Thanks, Will’s Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will’s in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves’ Guild, the Bards’ College: all the prison gangs! Multiversal skinheads love kayaking! Nelson’s grandpa wouldn’t have joined that gang! Drowning in a sea of possibilities! Will’s spending ...
392: Don’t Let Fraggles Up in There (Happy Mother’s Day!)
May 15, 2023 03:29 - 24 minutes - 20 MBWe were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother’s Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don’t let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will’s sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley’s Cronch and Harshey’s Malk Chogolat! Kids, ask your parents if they’ve ever felched anyone and repo...
391: Cancer, Russia, Wichita, 1, 2, 3
May 07, 2023 08:58 - 24 minutes - 19.5 MBThings got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don’t end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, and the answer may shock you! We’re all orphans at heart! The three greases of Wichita! Will’s got...
390: Jeff Bezos the Musical
April 30, 2023 06:10 - 27 minutes - 27.6 MBOh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will’s nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will’s co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there’s another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli’s! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain’t no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the Musical! Don’t worry, there’s a song about pooping in a box! Money can’t buy class! PSA ending for the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! E...