Life Under the Lens

We're going to take the hardest look at space lenses we've ever taken before. We're not only going to lift them up to look under the hood but we're even going to pay that homeless dude at the walmart who always offers to clean your windshield to clean this spacelens we brought to the Walmart with us today just to prove a point. I knew this would be a horrible idea - parking is impossible for a 40,000 cubic ft space lens that is part of the God system - omnipresent and omnipotent at best. What is the God system? I just said what it was but I'll reiterate the point. The God system is an omnipotent and omnipresent, 40,000 cubic ft space lens, mirror relay system and much more that's fully run on quan-tel; a brainchild of Quantum and Intel from years ago that runs like a charm. A real workhorse that has an unbelievable work history and a spic and span record for staying far away from sickbay. 14 years ago the makers of Quantel had their first machine ever in the Geek Squad at Best Buy. Needless to say those halfwits didn't know what the hell to do with it once they had it in their office. There was a moment where they almost had t o look it up how to open the tower in order to begin. That 15 minutes got 3 workers very internet famous. So famous in fact they all got Quantel sponsorships and are now like the "Jared of Subway"without the want for children and footlongs for $5.