Asgard: Home of Valhalla, Odin & the 540 Doors to the Giants - Tonight we eat the flesh of Boars

Odin & the 540 Doors to the Giants

Tonight we eat the flesh of Boars

We have Real Footage of Zeus and the Real Elohim - You Don't Want to Miss it!

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We've returned from battle, beaten, bruised, bleeding but victorious. We drink litres of mead to dull the pain, burn our wounds to stop the bleeding. Drag the bodies of the fallen to the doors of the palace and make them easier to find by lighting them on fire. The smell of burning flesh just makes me hungrier than swinging this ax all damn day lopping off the heads of enemies. Kicking them downhill and laughing in between waves of dead men walking rushing towards us with no experience in these sorts of things. What were they thinking recruiting children to do their bidding? It's never a problem killing - kids just give you worst dreams but there were already going to be dreams either way.

Asgard: Home of Valhalla, Odin & the 540 Doors to the Giants

Tonight we eat the Flesh of the Great Boar



NOTE: This episode started out with an amazing clip of the real Zeus and a real Elohim - You're not going to want to miss this. 

The steamed bore sits in the center of the mess hall, apples, potatoes, onions, roots, bulbs and tomatoes piled high around it. Norsemen dig in without washing up. Burying their hands into the side of the boar and yanking out fistfuls of meat. Slugging it down with mouthfuls of mead. Killing makes every norseman horney and slavegirls are a plenty in the ranks downstairs. First one gets the best, last ones off the field get the mess we leave behind on them.

I can actually see the blood rushing down my face since I took an arrow to the head this morning. It made it impossible to see. I picked up one of the heads I chopped and used his tail to clean in the cracks of my eyes. That helped a lot and bought me a lot of time on the killing fields.

I think I broke a toe from kicking bodies out of the way and off the cliff. Someone's head rolled under my foot and I sprained my ankle. I heard his neck snap - I was pissed. I knew I was in the mode when I beat that body for 10 minutes over that nonsense. Those shrooms got me good - where did they find those? Those are northman caps and stems - that's something else. The walls are wax like here in the castle and melting more every minute. There's a hum in my ears I can't shake - I heard drums and I just want to dance for some reason.

The more meat I eat the more the visual subside. Is my finger supposed to bend back towards my wrist? Is that normal? I can't remember - been up for a week now and the only thing keeping me going is this boner. I need to go bury it in a slave girl, find a tree and sleep.

I bend knee to the king and he waves me on - the palace is filled with the screams of the wounded and its like songs sung by the Gods.

Past them in the halls going down to the links are nothing but choirs of chains, cries, slaps and unanswered screams for help. It'll be over soon girls - there's only an army of norsemen to relieve.

Whoever said war is hell has never won one.

In this episode we start out with an amazing clip from the previous episode where we get to look straight into the eye of the real Zeus in the boat named God. In the rear of the same ship is Elohim the same entities who was reported in the bible to have created the world, the universe and all of the stars, the moon and the sun. They're also famed for the creation of the first round of Mankind - my guess is it's Homo Erectus or Homogeneous but definitely not Homosapien. Although I'm open to the possibility if I'm incorrect I'm almost positive that is what the origin hebrew version was trying to tell us. It was a Yahweh that later created the first Homosapien. Please feel free to correct me if you feel oth...