Dont Embarrass Yourself
112 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 37 ratingsWhat started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form
Homepage Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Episodes
She Stole Uncle Earl’s Money
April 21, 2024 22:00 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend’s sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You Rather Support the show
I Wanna Hop Out The Bushes
April 01, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MBMalcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh’s desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You Rather Support the show
What Are You Gonna Do With Your Elephant?
February 26, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application Support the show
Can You Afford This Heart Transplant?
February 19, 2024 05:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBMalcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken puns Support the show
Could You Work At A Slavery Themed Restaurant?
January 29, 2024 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBMalcolm & Lou discuss a woman’s wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm’s thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You Rather Support the show
Wedding Gauntlet
January 23, 2024 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBMalcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people’s wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You Rather Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou Also Subscribe to our cousin podcast Freecs n Geecs, (available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, & iHeart Radio) Support the show
Would You Help During A Bank Robbery?
January 15, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou thinks women shouldnt hide their boyfriends on social media & Malcolm announces the pod has TWO “cousin podcasts”… *Freecs & Geecs (available on Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & Apple Podcast) *Its A Working Title (coming soon) Find Us On Instagram...
You Let Women Slide Your Drawers Off?
January 09, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBMalcolm, Josh, and Lou discuss the importance of checking to make sure the stall has toilet paper, wet wipes, the idea of homeless people avoiding a chicken wing trap, sleeping naked, 5 food descriptions Malcolm doesnt understand, and and if its sassy to let a woman slide your drawers off Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Josh @__JayJames Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Support the show
Top 5 Worst People On Social Media
January 02, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 51 MBMalcolm, Lou, Josh, and Bryan discuss Jess Hilarious being politely robbed, what do you do if someone breaks in your house and tries to drown you, Malcolm’s Top 5 worst people on social media, how much Drake he was tripping during “Marvins Room”, and spin the block on 2 topics from previous episodes Follow Us On IG: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Josh @__JayJames Support the show
Josh Has A List…
December 18, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBMalcolm, Josh, and Bryan discuss what things are ruining relationships, Malcolm gives his list of 5 Sassy Traits he is guilty of, 5 sassy traits he IS NOT, Josh gives his top 5 traits of childish women, learning to run from a fight, and what do you do if a woman brings you to her house and wont stop freestyling? Follow Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Josh @__JayJames Support the show
LADY BOYY, LADY BOYYYYY
December 11, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan talk about Lou visiting a elephant sanctuary, your girlfriends BBL getting repossessed, how big is too big for us to fight, one of our followers had a stroke at a gun range, and Lou has an interesting story from Thailand Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Support the show
Jazz’s Top 5 Sassy (Men) Traits
December 04, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 53.5 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss the idea of black people supporting the idea of being overweight, which gender cheats up and which gender cheats down, are you ok with someone sending your significant other money regularly, which of our friends is always down to fight, and Jaz gives her top 5 traits of Sassy Men Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Jazz @Fam0usJazz Support the show
We ONLY Go To Funerals For The Food
November 27, 2023 06:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Tyler discuss fights between paraplegics, a stroke victim getting his motorcycle taken, Bryan putting on a shock collar, and the idea that a funeral is one of the best places to get food Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Support the show
I Left My Balls At The Crib
November 21, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss a group of plus sized Hooters girls, the idea of copying Keith Lee to do reviews of sexual encounters, male keigels, and the possibilities if men could remove their balls Support the show
Bryan Can Kill Lions With His Bare Hands
November 14, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBLou is drunk and barely contributes to the conversation this episode while Malcolm and Bryan discuss Frozone’s iconic scene from the first Incredibles movie, whether or not animal whisperers are frauds, a side dude getting his feelings hurt, and decide what animal they would have the best chance of surviving against for 15 minutes (choices are bear, tiger, hippo, and alligator) Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Support the show
Miami Aint Ready For Us
November 06, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss helping people across the street, a white supremacist who stops being racist when he’s drunk, women saying that a city aint ready for them, and the fact that Lou coaches a team of high school wrestlers that found the podcast Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Support the show
Dont Put My Name at 100
October 30, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MBIts a new Season! Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss an idea for a new type of haunted house, whether not they would care if a woman had them ranked on a list of potential sexual conquests, a man jumping a guy for sleeping with his woman, and whether or not mermaids have coochies Follow Us On Instagram: Malcolm @silk_gawd Bryan @beetwotimes Lou @skiptomyloutube Support the show
Twerking Taco Tuesday
June 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Josh discuss who the slowest rappers are, whats the worst thing you can do on a first date, and which restaurants need to hire employees just to twerk Support the show
Hell Gon Be Lit
May 24, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss whether or not Hell is fun, what the lowest amount of money their spouse would have to make for them to be house husbands, an argument starts over Hitler & Anne Frank, and Malcolm discusses his theory that all slaveowners were gay Support the show
Build A House Coochie
April 26, 2023 19:00 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBMalcolm and Eric discuss a woman sleeping with her professor’s husband over a failed grade, men wanting to build women houses, and what do you do if you pee in a woman’s bed Support the show
Choke Me Baby
April 18, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Josh, discuss what it would it take for a man to stay with a physically abusive woman, how shocking the "Hard ER" is, randomly roast each other, talk about the origins of the show, and Josh burning off his eyebrows Support the show
If The Lords Sees Fit
March 13, 2023 02:00 - 41 minutes - 28.2 MBMalcolm, Lou and Tyler discuss hurtful things to say in an argument, a viral video of a boy being tired of church, and a woman revealing that her husband refuses to wipe his ass. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Support the show
Can Women Be Rotisserie Chicken? (We Did This While Drunk, Vol 2)
July 06, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBMalcolm, Josh, & Keely are drunk as the whole group discusses Bryan being dangled over a pool, why people who say they go for “personality over looks” act like they dont consider physical appearance whatsoever, if a woman could work as a rotisserie chicken, and if you should care if people ate in your partner’s DMs Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Josh [UNAVAILABLE] Keely @Val_Hallen Support the show
What's An Independent Woman?
June 27, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBMalcolm got into an argument on social media about what constitutes an independent woman and whether or not men desire one. So he brought receipts to the podcast... and Josh is drunk Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Lesley @beautifull_babee Support the show
Tyler Is Forksexual
June 22, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBWe discuss an elephant trampling a woman in India and then interrupting the funeral, the idea of going through your partners phone, what it means to be pansexual, and what would you do if your partner couldnt read. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Support the show
Josh Will Marry A Woman For Chicken Nuggets
June 14, 2022 01:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBWe discuss the idea of a woman leaving her man for being denied sex, why men get surprised when women offer to pay for things, how you know if a woman has daddy issues, and having sex in front of a mirror Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Tyler @devilwearsfenty_tj Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Josh @__JayJames Support the show
If You Read Between The Lines, Is It Still Toxic?
April 30, 2022 20:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBWe pick up where we left off on the previous episode, talking about shady women and Anton smashing his teammates wives/girlfriends, Malcolm has an epiphany. Find Us On IG: Malcolm @SilkGawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tyler @DevilWearsFenty Anton @the.biggg_A Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Why Cant I Talk To Your Friends? (Part 2)
April 20, 2022 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBWe revisit the topic of why women curve a guy and then stop him from talking to their friends, why women get mad if men dont pursue them after being curved, and who is the biggest hoe out of Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @SilkGawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tyler @DevilWearsFenty Anton @The.Biggg_A Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Would You Take A Homeless Chick Home?
April 05, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBMalcolm, Bryan, Lou, and Zay talk about the idea of meeting a fine homeless chick and whether they would sleep with her under a bridge or take her home first. They revisit the topic of raw butting a port-o-potty, and why black people apply to a job just to NOT do it. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Zay @BigZayMackRaps Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
"White N*ggas" Are A Myth
March 29, 2022 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBThis episode we discuss Leonardo Dicaprio and Samuel L Jackson's roles in Django, the fact that Dicaprio went off script when he rubbed his blood on Kerri Washington's face, and which type of slave all of us would be. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Marco @Maesion Zay @BigZayMackRaps Youtube: EachBrothaTryna (EBT) Support the show
Humping With 1 Leg Up... Disrespectful?
March 22, 2022 02:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBMalcolm, Bryan, Marco, and Eric discuss the topic of being Eskimo Brothers with your friends. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Marco @Maesion Eric @TheCraftECreations Follow Us On Youtube: Each Brotha Tryn (EBT) Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
What Is A Good Nude?
March 15, 2022 01:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBMalcolm and Bryan kick off Season 5 with newcomers Eric and Marco to discuss what is a good nude, and what is the process a man goes through to send a SOLICITED nude. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Marco @Maesion Eric @TheCraftECreations Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Do Women REALLY Throw Hands When They Fight?
November 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBWe discuss what services you would or would not want to pay for with sex, the difficulty of breaking up a fight between women, what happens when people in a relationship catch each other cheating at the same time, and Lou recruits our female listeners to come to his Airbnb Find Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwotimes Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Do They Make Sex Toys For People With Deformities?
November 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBWe discuss the idea of women trying to use men's logic against them, why women will perform oral but not have sex, what types of sex toys are available for people with deformities, and when is it too soon to buy your significant other shoes. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @SilkGawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Zay @BigZayMackRaps Eric @TheCraftECreations Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Why Do Women Give Bad Relationship Advice?
November 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBEric & Zay make their first appearance as we discuss the relationship advice men & women tend to give, Lou being seen with women out in public, Malcolm's pullout game, and Eric & Zay having "all the hoes" Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Who Getting The Check? (And My Sweet Tea?)
October 29, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBWe discuss the story of a woman who brought 23 family members on a blind date, the idea of woman always expecting a man to pay for dates, and a screenshot of an out of pocket uncle in a family group chat. Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Whose Coochie Is It?
October 26, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBWe discuss women asking certain questions during sex, the idea of buying a financial planner in the era of smart phones, California outlawing "Stealthing" (the practice of removing a condom without your partner knowing), and Lou reveals that he is possibly an anti-vaxxer who got the Covid Vaccine Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tien @LeBryan_EZ Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
R Kelly Wasnt A Criminal When He Made The Ignition Remix
October 18, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBMalcolm, Lou, & Bryan discuss sideline reporters, Lou has words for Ashton talking bout him on other episodes, cancel culture going after musician’s pasts, and what people who dont curse say during sex. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Support the show
Fellas: Give A Man Head or Be Paralyzed For Life?
October 06, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBMalcolm, Bryan, & Ashton discuss whether its worse for a woman to throw your clothes on the lawn or to neatly have them packed by the door, women making a man sleep on the couch, and how difficult it would be for them to suck a dick to save their best friend’s life. Find Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Ashton @FinallyFamace_ Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Would You Stay With Someone Who Denied Your Proposal?
September 26, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Josh discuss whether or not they would stay with someone who turned down their marriage proposal, if words change from day to day, and react to a man saying that men are taught to be more loyal to their boys than their women Find Us On Instagram: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Josh @__JayJames Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm Almost Fumbled A Tree
September 20, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBMalcolm and Bryan welcome Tony back to the podcast to discuss the time Malcolm almost missed out on a tree climbing excursion. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm Killed Lou In The Bubble
September 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBWe discuss if a women's No No Square can be too tight, would you be mad if someone stole 10K from you, won 10M, and then gave the 10K back, and then we got distracted by a basketball conversation Find Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Keely @Val_Hallen Support the show
Do Women Squirt Egg Yolk
September 06, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBMalcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss what women's squirt is made of, how sheepskin condoms are made, and lint getting stuck in men's urethra Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Can You Take Home Someone Boring? (Bonus)
August 30, 2021 03:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBMalcolm, Bryan, Rob, Marquis, Jordan, and Mari discuss women who DM men only about sex the way men do women, what you say to pick up someone at the club, and if you could be attracted to a boring person Find Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Rob @freshie2smooth_ Jordan @ChongsUniverse Mari @Marizinaye Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
From One Night Stand to Uber Pool?
August 30, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBMalcolm, Bryan, and Lou talk about what you would do if a woman called you an Uber BEFORE sex, if a relationship is over after a woman denies a proposal, rompers for men, and how you would celebrate not being the father on Maury Find Us On Instagram Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Lou @SkipToMyLouTube Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Why Cant I Date Your Friend?
July 18, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBWe discuss why women wont allow men that they have rejected to talk to their friends and why do men cheat with uglier women. Follow Us On Social Media: Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Jas @Only_Lachelle Tami @Tami_Am_A_Rebel Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Club Restrooms Be Lit?
July 13, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBWe discuss the difference between the women's and men's experience in club restrooms, a tv show idea where random napping people wake up in the same room, and the fact that Ellie be liking porn on Twitter. Subscribe to Bri's podcast "Auntie's Toy Box" on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and iHeart Radio Find us on Social Media Malcolm @Wing_Gawd Jasmine @Only_Lachelle Ashton @FinallyFamace Ellie @Gabbizilla_ Tashan @TimmyWinnin Bri @BriBlazing Support the show (https://cash.app/$Xavier...
Post Nut Clarity & Creative Nudes
July 07, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBWe talk about how often we take advantage of post nut clarity, how much creative nudes should cost, and Malcolm and Tashan figure out who is the ugly friend in their group Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Tyler @DevilWearsFentyTJ Ellie @Gabbizilla_ Tashan @TimmyWinnin Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Describe What Being Inside A Woman Feels Like (Douches are Turkey Basters)
June 30, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBBryan and Malcolm attempt to explain to Hannah, Tommie, and Jade what men feel while being the inside a woman, and what subpar pussy feels like. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tommie @Monique4300 Jade @TheUnjadedG Support the show
Could You Be In A Polygamous Relationship?
June 28, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBMalcolm, and Bryan talk with newcomers Hannah, Jade, and Tommie to talk about the pros and cons of being in a polygamous relationship. Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimes Tommie @Monique3400 Jade @TheUnjadedG Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)