Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News
101 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 116 ratingsWhat happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.
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Episodes
Boner Roulette,Threesome Pregnancy,Mike Tyson Flight Punch,Woman Wheel Barrel Sex Toy,Creepy TikTok Cat,Reddit Questions - Ep. 93 - Funny News Comedy
May 17, 2022 10:00 - 23 minutes - 16.2 MBIn this episode, we go into the story of a man who messed with 'the champ' Mike Tyson. After harassing Mike Tyson several times, the heavyweight champion (and Nintendo punchout master), hit the man several times. If you're taking a discount flight, maybe you shouldn't do that...or throw a water bottle at a heavyweight champion. Consider Holyfielding as an alternative action. The Honch wanted to take you on an adventure in the news world. A woman pulled 'her' penis out proceeded to use a whe...
Florida Man Incest Arrest,OnlyFans Theft at Dairy Queen,Tom Segura Callout,Tooth in Nose,Florida Man 911 Meth Call - Ep. 92 - Funny News Comedy
May 10, 2022 10:00 - 24 minutes - 17 MBIn this episode, Honch avoids doing the intro for the show, but can't stand how the D does it. Also, quick note, apparently both the Bubba and Red are able to do Kermit the Frog impressions. The Red drops it heavy out of the gate, with a trifecta of Florida man. The man Florida man is facing 8 felony charges. It all started when the man was kissing his stepsister, tackled his parents, and ultimately tried to get into a fight with the police. You guess in what order those things happened. He...
Ireland Crane Pooper,Unlimited Food Disaster Theme Park,Missing Porn Pickle,Craigslist Horse Freak - Ep. 91 - Funny News Comedy
May 03, 2022 10:00 - 24 minutes - 16.6 MBIn this episode, Honch makes visit the memories of D's vacation in a different way; have you ever been to Ireland? The D recently went there on vacation and loved it for a multitude of reasons. However, the Honch found the one really bad thing that happened while the D was visiting. Currently in Dublin, there is a ton of construction going on. There are several very tall cranes that dot the area. There was a construction worker who got in a heaping pile of trouble, when he was dropping large...
Will Smith Chris Rock SLAP,Starbucks Homeless Model,Bubba Blind Fail,TikTok Tight Pants - Ep. 90 - Funny News Comedy
April 07, 2022 10:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MBThe Honch loves Starbucks and he didn't really drink coffee all that much, now we're surprised that his daily order has become the most obnoxious thing every. Which is no surprise he wants to talk about it. However, Honch talks about a man who apparently wanted to give all of the patrons in the Starbucks extra cream. The 27 year old man, a self described homeless model, was arrested after he was caught masturbating in the Starbucks. After calling the police, the man continued to "hammer o...
Weird Pet Job,Drunken Disney Fight,ICP,Old Man Toke,Jim Breuer- Ep. 89 - Funny News Comedy
March 08, 2022 11:00 - 23 minutes - 16.1 MBDo you have a pets (ya know, dogs, cats, etc.)? If you answered yes, would you like to get paid to smell your dogs poop? A dog food company will pay you $6,000 to smell your dogs waste as they give you free dog food to test out how good their food is, which somehow the Honch connected this to wrestling. If you're looking to rake it in, the omni dog food company is willing to drop some deuce bills on you. Honch's daughter got a vacation while the Honch and his wife were in Mexico. Now his d...
Only Fans With 2 Vaginas,French Fried Perfume,Mexico Vacation Farts - Ep. 88 - Funny News Comedy
March 03, 2022 11:00 - 26 minutes - 18.4 MBIn this week's episode, it has been 3 months since our last time together. We'll blame it on a post holiday food coma. That said, with everything going on in the world, you can buy a perfume made by the Idaho Potato Commission, that smells like (you guessed it), French fries. We were going to send one you the limited edition fragrance, but alas, it was all sold out. In other news, when asked whether or not he visits OnlyFans, Honch seemed to answer the question before the D asked it. Aft...
Don Lemon,CNN,Mr Rogers Nightmare,Airplane Poop,Karen,Strippers,Painting Robbery - Ep. 87 - Funny News Comedy
November 09, 2021 11:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBIn this week's episode, the Honch starts the show incredibly excited because Don Lemon is getting in trouble, and the Honch has apparently been waiting for years for this to happen. As it turns out, Lemon was at a bar in New York and got really drunk, and well, he sexually assaulted someone. He was 'America's Sweetheart' but probably not anymore after an aggressive ball rubbing. In other news, Red is really afraid of Lady Elaine in Mr. Rogers. A man in the UK (windsor) was out gardening,...
Accidental Porn,Dave Chappelle,Aiport Ninja,Nervous Plane Ride,Taco Bell,Hippos - Ep. 86 - Funny News Comedy
November 02, 2021 10:00 - 25 minutes - 17.7 MBWe have a new cast member. Everyone will be introduced to 'Red'. Hard to tell if the carpet matches the drapes...but you do the math on that one. Ironically enough, we do an unexpected shout out to Dave Chappelle (whom we love). In Spokane, Washington's daily weather shoutout, they didn't realize that the entire 6 minute duration of the weather update, there was porn playing in the corner of the screen. RIP to the intern that made that mistake, which doesn't really matter because D's wife n...
Crypto Hamster,Sex Insurance,Woolly Mammoth Revival,Jurassic Park,College Bars,Coffee Death - Ep. 85 - Funny News Comedy
October 26, 2021 10:00 - 26 minutes - 18.4 MBIn this week's episode, right out of the gate Honch finally becomes aware that Bubba looks just like Duff from Charm City Cakes, and we'll get some video over to Duff on Cameo soon. He might be the same person, but Bubba clearly wouldn't have the baking skills. Would you take financial investing advice from a gerbil/hamster? (Are they the same thing). There is a gerbil that id probably crushing it with his Doge coin. There is a woman who is currently suing Geico because she contracted HPV ...
Bikini Beach,Taco Robbery,Nude Sunbathing,Jethrow is Married,Xvideos,Bill Cosby,Hand Ball - Ep. 84 - Funny News Comedy
October 19, 2021 10:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBJethrow had some stuff happen awhile ago at work (Valentine's Day). There was a girl crying, and Jethrow speculates that it had to do with the fact that he was married. Jethrow never got clarification on that during their breakroom conversations. Have you ever served a life sentence? A man served 40 years after robbing a local taco shop with a water pistol. Some beachgoers in Australia weren't following their curfew, when they were spooked by deer (or any animal...would do the same thing)....
Chicago Exxxotica Sex Show Trip with Jesus,Porn,Zack & Miri,Cars,Food - Ep. 83 - Funny News Comedy
October 12, 2021 10:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MBAll of 'the boys' recap their trip to Chicago, where Bubba, Honch, and D ventured out to the Exxxotica show to see what it is all about (as VIP's of course). This includes loads of people watching, where we saw Jesus on a leash, there were pole dancers, and predator with the occasional ball gag and handcuffs. There was also a stage show where couples were swapping roles in the moment. And to top it off, Katie Morgan from Zack and Miri make a porno was there. We capped the night with Superdaw...
Fight of Joshes,In Your Butt?,Dominos,Porn Convention,YouTuber Finds Dead Body - Ep. 82 - Funny News Comedy
August 20, 2021 10:00 - 21 minutes - 15.1 MBGordy is out this week, and the word on the street is that he was arrested in Sweden for impersonating Burt Reynolds. We quickly get into the news, where a bunch of men, ALL named Josh, were to fight to declare the ultimate josh. So don't mess with any Joshes in Omaha Nebraska. What started with a battle of rock, paper, scissors....ended with pool noodle battles. The winner was given a Burger King crown to celebrate being the victor of Joshes. Honch didn't want to talk about COVID-19, so h...
Chicken Nugget Bomb Threat,Angry Customer,Handcuff Marriage in Ukraine,Stupid Criminal Calls Cops,High School Suspension - Ep. 81 - Funny News Comedy
August 05, 2021 10:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBThis week, Gordy is out in Mexico selling roses in parking lot and making his way back to Michigan. So the D's wife has joined the team this week, alongside Bubba and the Honch. The D prompty starts this week's schedule with a wively insult since Vee doesn't have a news topic for this week. After that, we jump right in to couples counseling. What is the wost thing that you've ever done when something wasn't quite right at a restaurant? Bubba passively aggressively sent back his Prime Rib d...
Cops and Cobblers,Stupid State Laws,Pickles,Donuts,Denmark Giant Penis Show,Oral Sex Robbery - Ep. 80 - Funny News Comedy
July 16, 2021 10:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MBWe start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't. In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. Did you know that in Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickl...
Drug Rescue,Weird Things in Butts,JLo,THC,Weed,CBD,Delta-8,Dabs,Dad Jokes - Ep. 79 - Funny News Comedy
June 18, 2021 11:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBGordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great. Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student...
Nicolas Cage,Gas Shortage Police Chase Car Fire,YouTube Video,Bruce Willis,Mom Amazon Popsicle GoFundMe,Vibrators,Dominos,Rude Fat Shaming Doctor Visit,Dad Jokes - Ep. 78 - Funny News Comedy
June 03, 2021 10:00 - 25 minutes - 17.3 MBIt didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf. Eventually we make our way into the real news. Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police of...
Naughty Teacher of Year,Dating Birthday Ninja,F%^# My Life and Marriage,Penis is Too Big,We Love Pizza,Cheater - Ep. 77 - Funny News Comedy
May 19, 2021 10:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MBIt has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups. The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to tal...
Parent YouTube Nightmare, Jaws Sex Fantasy, Waynes World Car, Ted Danson, Netflix, Funny News Headlines, Dollar Store Fart Assault, Mississippi, Guns and Stuff, Dog Pillow - Ep. 76 - Funny News Comedy
November 17, 2020 10:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MBThis week in every parent's nightmare, Baby Shark is now the #1 video on the Internet. You would be hellbent to get of off of your mind, but at least there is something else except for Despacito..so it's a catch 22. The mirth mobile (AMC pacer) from Wayne's World was for sale. The car featured a light blue paint job, with the best feature in any vehicle ever: a licorice dispenser. Bubba then took us on a trip on the best headlines in the news, including a woman divorcing her husband over ...
Not-Cinnamon Challenge STD,Real Life Stupid,Internet Questions,Wife Fail,Football Lockeroom Nightmare,Murder,COVID-19 Dog Walking Police,Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart- Ep. 75 - Funny News Comedy
November 10, 2020 10:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MBGordy was out this week, so D's wife joined in for a little fun. Bubba quickly jumps us off with "Today in Stupid". Bubba makes his own cinnamon soaked tooth picks by using cinnamon essential oils. In doing so, he forgot to wash his hands before using the bathroom...and let the burning commence. Now it burns when bubba pees and it is isn't an STD. He was flailing and full windmill style trying to cool off. Honch then takes us on his 'burning' story, bringing back his days of high school foo...
Florida Man Meme Headlines,High School Laxative Regret,Ryan Gosling Sex Doll,Poop Knives,Is a Hotdog a Sandwich? Wendys Chili,Angry Chinese Food and Bacon Masks - Ep. 74 - Funny News Comedy
November 03, 2020 10:00 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MBAfter introductions, we quickly go down the adventure of high school laxatives, Honch talking about really large poops (there is some sort of theme here the last few weeks.) and the deliciousness that is Wendy's Chili. Also, apparently Gordy tried to eat Tequila nachos, and it didn't quite taste as good as he expected. We called the episode with the fact that if you're having bacon cravings during COVID-19, you can now get a mask that smells like bacon. Listen and Subscribe On: Apple Podca...
Gordy Clogged D's Toilet Like Bob Ross,Ghost Marriage Mile High Club,Bam Margera Cameo,Zoom Meeting FAIL,Shinesty Men - Ep. 73 - Funny News Comedy
October 27, 2020 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBBefore we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops. And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out by finding a plunger. A woman whose name is Amethyst fell in love with a ghost named Ray. Apparently they joined the mile high club on one of her flights. Well, things started going poorly and the woman believed that the ghost was distance...
Instagram Model Thief,Marriage Food Argument,Subway Illegal Bread,Daughter Dating Rules - Ep. 72 - Funny News Comedy
October 20, 2020 10:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBIn this episode, we start off our introductions as we always do, but this time, Honch threatened to take his shirt off with his Danny Devito grin. We always introduce Gordy as a character from a movie - Howard The Duck in this case. Once we finally go to the news, Bubba took us down the rabbit hole on Subway in Ireland. In the country, the ratio of flour to sugar is apparently...important. The issue went all the way to the courts, where the bread at Subway is not legally bread. There are t...
Man Fails,Howard Stern,Expensive Space Toilets,Swearing Zoo Parrot Quarantine,Hometown Cougar Hooker Dating,Mommy Issues - Ep. 71 - Funny News Comedy
October 13, 2020 10:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBWe kick off this episode with a question for the audience. WHICH ONE OF US SOUNDS LIKE HOWARD STERN? Honch takes us on a lesson on 'what makes a man'. Apparently, no man buns, no skinny jeans, and no makeup are allowed to qualify. As for attitudes, any guy who is afraid to make a decision is not a man - or if all he does is make excuses. Gordy takes us down the story of 'James'. James goes into the military, and is having relationship trouble. It started off light with a few escorts, gets ...
Fly Swatter House Explosion,Airport Bathroom Nightmare Snack Thief,Boneless Chicken Wing Argument,Funny News Headlines,Baby Shark,Dark Humor - Ep. 70 - Funny News Comedy
October 06, 2020 10:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MBHonch kicks us off with stories about him getting on planes again. When Honch went through security, he made observations of other individuals and their crazy masks. Basically, Honch walks into a bathroom at 4:30 am in the morning, and it was a complete nightmare. After boarding, the man sitting next to him ate all his snacks and left him at the gate. Gordy discusses a man in Lincoln, Nebraska that went up in front a bunch of a city council a true American hero, a true patriot if you will....
BONUS - Epic Pancake Breakfast Before Battle of Bands - Funny News Comedy
October 02, 2020 10:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBBefore each recording session, the team just sits around and talks. While discussing, D told us about the days of being in a band, eating breakfast before a show, which turns into a mess. Additionally, they discussed run-ins with an anarchist group who raised chickens and owned their own music venue. Listen and Subscribe On: Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2...
Sex Gift to Wrong Address,Cop Cars,Whats My Name B*TCH,Iron Man Wannabe Jet Pack,Mr Party,Scams - Ep. 69 - Funny News Comedy
October 01, 2020 10:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBWe started this episode off as a complete train wreck. We were dertailed by the fact that Honch was wearing a holster that contained Texas Pete hot sauce. Yes, you heard that right. He litereally carries around a holster full of hot sauce. And by the way, this is our 69th episode. Gordy starts us off with a 'birthday'. It is grandma's birthday, and the granddaughter of said grandma was feeling a bit riskay, looking for some solo-loving. She proceeds to purchase a vibrator/dildo, but she fou...
Imposter Catfish Sex Scandal,Everything Goes Dating Tips,Nude Wild Boar Attack,Clear Toilets in Japan - Ep. 68 - Funny News Comedy
September 15, 2020 09:00 - 25 minutes - 17.7 MBHonch is running for President. Not really, Honch has uncovered a news story about his future state. An old man has duped many women by posing online as both a young looking man and that man's father. He would post online to unsuspecting females, and then bait-and-switch them out to have sex with his older father, who faked that the man required sex to live. Bubba closes out his 3 week segment of "1958 Dating Tips". A nude man in Germany was hanging out at the beach, when he was approached...
Criminal Job Application,WAP,California Beer Fire,Rare Steak,Weird Dating Tips,Amazon Delivery Man Poops - Ep. 67 - Funny News Comedy
September 08, 2020 09:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBIn this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses. Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958. Gordy discusses an Amazon delivery driver that while leaving a package at a woman's home, a man ...
Criminal Job Application,WAP,Amazon Pooper,California Beer Fire,Rare Steak,Weird Dating Tips,Amazon Delivery Man Poops - Ep. 67 - Funny News Comedy
September 08, 2020 09:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBIn this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses. Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958. Gordy discusses an Amazon delivery driver that while leaving a package at a woman's home, a man ...
Fat Shaming Restaurant,Stupid Bank Robber,1958 Women Dating Tips,Craigslist Trolling,Destruction Derby,Netflix Groceries,Wilford Brimley - Ep. 66 - Funny News Comedy
September 01, 2020 09:00 - 30 minutes - 20.6 MBEvery week, we introduce Gordy as a celebrity that he is not, and this week is he Balki from the classic TV show Perfect Strangers. Sorry for Honch's crunching on his 'Speedway" Baby Back Rib ruffled chips (not a paid placement). Now on to the news, a restaurant in China has asked patrons to weigh themselves when they come in. When you enter the restaurant you do a weigh in, and based on your numbers you are suggested items to eat during your time there. Apparently this comes from the coun...
Growing Arm Penis,30 Year Old Beer,Gold Covid Face Mask for Kardashian?,Wendy's vs McDonalds,Poor Snack Ideas - Ep. 65 - Funny News Comedy
August 25, 2020 09:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBGordy is out again this week, locked in a theater watching Pet Cemetary (just kidding). On this week's episode, we discuss a man named Malcolm McDonald, whom had a condition (which is really bad and sad). But what we're really struggling with is the fact that Doctors are having him grow his penis replacement on his arm. Aren't there other places to grow a new one? Have you ever had something in your hand and set it down, and then wonder where you put it? In Walla Walla, Washington a state l...
Star Wars Lottery,Tinder Strategy,Bad Washington Redkins Name,Dance Dance Murder Robot Automation,CBD Fail,TikTok - Ep. 64 - Funny News Comedy
August 18, 2020 09:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBThis is our first episode back recording from the whole COVID-19/Corona Virus thing. We have finally started back up, trying to find our way away. But we're back and we're so ready, but without Gordy this week (whom we have joked that he stars in Stranger Things, but he only looks like the character Dustin). We finally got into the news, where Honch brings his love for Detroit Lions, but he's not talking about the Tiger King, he is talking about the Washington Redskins changing their name. ...
Pissing and Moaning Over New Truck,Girlfriend Finder,Art of Whiping,Just The Tip Pizza Delivery - Ep. 63 - Funny News Comedy
August 12, 2020 09:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MBWe started off with Honch, who was discussing the things that he does to piss his wife off - whom I believe was using the term "Gordo". When Honch is needed, he'll go out to the garage and then do nothing, including him listening to Amazon Music. Honch's wife was not a fan of him buying a new truck - so without any money. He then asked the guys, what we do to make our wives angry. When the D's wife cooks, which is not her forte' - she makes these meals, and then the D takes ALL of it and t...
Florida Couple Heaven Tickets,Man Finds Own Grave in Fake Death,Fishing Camp Urination,Dog Entertainment - Ep. 62 - Funny News Comedy
August 04, 2020 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBIt has been awhile since our last episode. In fact, we had just recorded before COVID, but after being in a bit of a shutdown, we're finally back at it. But first, a few pre-COVID episodes to prime your ears. After a brief intro, Honch kicks us off with a couple who decided that they wanted to make money by selling tickets to Heaven, and apparently they are solid gold. Doesn't that sort of remind you of the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? As you'll hear in the story, it started when the...
Hotel Pregnancy Valentines Day Special,Frying Pan Music Assault,Reddit Shower Thoughts,Wrong Math,Siri,Pizza,Broken Car - Ep. 61 - Funny News Comedy
February 11, 2020 10:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBWe startup this episode with the Honch trying to play footsie with the D, so we're not really sure what is going on. Whatever it is...completely disgusting. We tackle the topic a woman that was arrested after blasting AC/DC's Highway To Hell and other loud music from her home, and she threw a frying pan at a member of her family. She was arrested 4 times in 26 hours. And apparently, she should just use headphones. Would you look at a hotel special if you got a free room for getting pregna...
Giant Superbowl Hershey Candy Bar,McDonalds Nugget Slap,Sausage Roll Media Hype,Chicken Wings - Ep. 60 - Funny News Comedy
February 04, 2020 10:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MBOn this episode, Gordy is out, so it is just the D, Honch, and Bubba. It starts up really awkward with the Honch kicking us off with a story of McDonald's, including how to get hundreds of nuggets. What did it mean when for years we ate nuggets, but all of a sudden they announced all white meat. What were we eating before? However, that wasn't really the point of the topic, as a woman in Toledo, Ohio was so angry that she when was being rung up in the drive-thru, she pulled ahead to the next...
Domino's Pizza Delivery Attack,Australia YouTube Beer Run Prankster,Car Wash Accident,Best Buy Robber Turned Conor McGregor UFC Fight Security,Divorce Sword Fight Settlement - Ep. 59 - Funny News Comedy
January 24, 2020 10:00 - 26 minutes - 18.6 MBA 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip. An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. That is certainly one way to do a beer run. The Honch then tells us about ...
Porn Lawsuit,Airplane Drug Fest Loogie,Las Vegas Pidgeons Wearing Hats,Midwestern Ope,Funny Dad Jokes,Drunk Cruise Vacation Flavor Flav - Ep. 58 - Funny News Comedy
January 19, 2020 13:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBIn this episode, Honch gets us started off with what he does best, talking about the adult industry. A man is suing PornHub, claiming that the adult entertainment website doesn't provide closed caption for the hearing impaired. As it turns out, the VP of PornHub, Corey Price, publically responded that they have over 400 videos with CC. But how would they spell out certain things that take place in these videos, such as the sound of moaning. Have you been to Nevada? If you're there right no...
PornHub Sex Sounds Lawsuit,Airplane Drug Fest Loogie,Las Vegas Pidgeons Wearing Hats,Midwestern Ope,Funny Dad Jokes,Drunk Cruise Vacation Flavor Flav - Ep. 58 - Funny News Comedy
January 19, 2020 13:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MBIn this episode, Honch gets us started off with what he does best, talking about the adult industry. A man is suing PornHub, claiming that the adult entertainment website doesn't provide closed caption for the hearing impaired. As it turns out, the VP of PornHub, Corey Price, publically responded that they have over 400 videos with CC. But how would they spell out certain things that take place in these videos, such as the sound of moaning. Have you been to Nevada? If you're there right no...
Billie Eilish,Goat Meth Head Carjacking,Tumbleweed New Years Traffic Stop,Big Lebowski,Accidental Family Vacation Nudity,Bus Porn,Dad Life,Kinky Boots - Ep. 56 - Funny News Comedy
January 10, 2020 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBIn this episode, the Honch is always here because we can't rid of him. And now with our new team member Gordy, we introduce him as someone who played Charlie in Kinky Boots. Quickly we start in a little bit of a tiff. The Honch doesn't now how to pronounce Billie Eilish and he isn't a fan, but the D is a closet fan. It is not pronounced Billy Eyelash. The Honch kicks off the news with a story coming out Missouri and Oklahoma. At an adult store, there was a carjacking involving a truck, a ...
Short Circuit,Howie Mandel,Bad College Sex Life,Santa Clause Crime and Bank Robbing,Ric Flair Shaming,Life or Death Choices Rod Stewart and Eddie Money,Shamwow,Mama June,Drew Carey Show,Rosanne Barr,Rosie Odonnel - Ep. 57 - Funny News Comedy
January 03, 2020 05:00 - 24 minutes - 17 MBWith our latest cast, Gordy is now introduced as a cast member of voice from various movies, of which he isn't. This week, we said that he was the voice of Johnny 5 in the 80's classic Short Circuit. It was a crew of 3 this week, as Bubba is currently out of commision but returning soon! We're not sure if anyone knew this, but the Honch went to college and knew a guy who liked GILF and it's exactly what you think. His roommate would track down older women, spend $40 on PBR, and take people ...
Ball Jacuzzi,People Suck,Jenny McCarthy,MTV,Vaccines,Australia,Facebook Sucker Chickenpox,Hooters,Halloween,Spitting in Burgers,Allergic to Bees,3D Printing,Shark Tank - Ep. 55 - Funny News Comedy
November 08, 2019 05:00 - 18 minutes - 13 MBThis week is still just the D and 'The Honch' together. In a basement. Alone. Honch rants about anti-vaccinations, including Jenny McCarthy, who thought that her and 'other moms' got autism from vaccinations. D didn't know that that whole story was unnearthed, but is this true? But that is not the worst of the conversation. There was a lady in Australia that laced suckers with chicken pox, and then proceeded to hand them out to kids. Do you like Jacuzzis? If you're looking for a great hol...
Adultery Flogging,Stripper Salaries,iPhone 11,Steve Jobs,Dating Teachers,Arbys Meat,Alton Brown,Anthony Bourdain - Ep. 54 - Funny News Comedy
November 01, 2019 04:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MBAs it turns out, everyone has disappeared this week, as it was Jethrow's last few episodes. This week it was just Honch and D. To kick things off, Honch wishes Steve Jobs to hell because apparently he struggest with technology. But we finally made it to the real topic of flogging. A man who was making laws in Indonesia concerning sexual deviance, was caught in the act, and thus gets flogged (due to his laws). In between the discussion we take a huge left turn into Honch trying to get his ki...
John Wick 3 Movie Review,Bill and Ted,Creepy Internet Question,All You Can Drink Bars,Charlie Chaplin,Bad Tattoos,Let's Get Drunk - Ep. 53 - Funny News Comedy
October 25, 2019 04:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBIt only took about the first minute for Honch to get into puking up after drinking old timey alcohol after reference to the movie National Lampoon's Senior Trip. And speaking of movies, Honch watched the latest John Wick film and decided to give us a piece of his mind. John Wick 1 (was awesome), John Wick 2 (was awesome), and apparently the movie is made for Russians? John Wick 3...12 hours of going after Russians again and something about a dog. After ranting about how many movie charact...
Nashville Airport Clothing Fails,IT Movie,Internet Questions,Burger Inducing Labor,McRib - Ep. 52 - Funny News Comedy
October 18, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBOn this episode, we get a new member: Gordy. D is just going to assume every episode that he was in some movie, starting with Debbie Does Dallas and IT. The connection was that the characters name was Georgie, but Gordy is close enough. Fully man. If you didn't catch this from every other episode, the Honch has to travel, and subsequently has to deal with a lot of people dressed terribly, including dressing like a prostitute, pajama jeans, and 'boogs'. Honch believes that airports should ha...
Miley Cyrus Obsession,Tupac is Alive,How To Eat Ramen and Hot Dogs,Coffee Plane Emergency,Impersonating Cop for Snacks - Ep. 51 - Funny News Comedy
October 04, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBSo once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethr...
Area 51 Invasion,Cash Thief Game Show,Tiny Porn Star Stabbing,Illegal Pig Seamen,Body Wash Tasting - Ep. 50 - Funny News Comedy
September 27, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBA group of people flock to the city of Rachel (a ways outside of Las Vegas) to take on Area 51. What began as a Facebook event to storm the military base, turned into a smaller following on-site. People quickly realized that law enforcement would hold them accountable, and it was mostly peaceful. Only one person was arrested and was let go moments later. Jethrow then tells us about his next big business idea, which involves creating a TV game show where they setup a sting operation with ca...
UK Toilet Violence,How to End Conversations,Kardashians,People Suck,Angry Australia Vegans,Meth Delivery Man Car Crash - Ep. 49 - Funny News Comedy
September 20, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 15.6 MBA place in United Kingdom is trying to deter people from using their public restrooms as places for sexual activities. The units can sense people using them in ways unintended, which results in getting sprayed, being blasted with loud noises, and the doors will open...so it's not a good place to have a date. The Jethrow then finds a question from Reddit; how do you basically stop someone that is talking...politely. The Honch thinks that going to the bathroom is the answer. Or pretending tha...
Strip Club School,Worst 1st World Problems,Taco Bell App,Dirtiest Porn Ever,Donald Trump Drugs - Ep. 48 - Funny News Comedy
September 13, 2019 04:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MBWe start off this episode with the story of a religious school opening in what used to be a strip club in a strip mall. If you've ever been to one, there is probably some major renovations needed, including glitter removal. I guess there's a reason for you to go to Wisconcin (if not for the cheese curds.) We wonder if the school uniforms might be a little questionable. We turned to reddit to figure out what is our worst first world problems. As it turns out, Honch eats a lot and over stuffs...
Prison Escape,Telemarketers,Jail Love,TV Dumping,Stupid Music - Ep. 47 - Funny News Comedy
September 06, 2019 04:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MBTo kick off this episode of Delay Radio, we sort of quickly jump into the news. A man has tried to escape prison by dressing up as his daughter, and well, forgetting to talk like his daughter's voice. The Honch elightened us to question where the daughter was...when he was trying to escape as her. Jethrow then tells us about a time when a telemarketer called him about helping his business. Jethrow keeps the man on the phone for 45 minutes, just to mess with him. Have you ever messed with o...