Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens
60 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2.6K ratingsChristine Sydelko and Chris Klemens forge through the pillars of modern day society in conjunction with past social constructs. The podcast combines ideals with beliefs and the necessity for human touch. In other words, you’re not going to want to be prepared for anything beyond having a fun conversation with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens. Please shower beforehand.
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Episodes
Wild Wild Tech - 24 to Knives Out - Do Apple iPhones Spoil TV and Movies?
August 16, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutesWe thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of u...
Introducing - Bob Saget's Here for You
April 20, 2020 07:00Looking for a new podcast to listen to? Check out, Bob Saget's Here For You. Bob is the dad with great advice, the irreverent funny guy who’s always there when you need a laugh, and the free-associative Bob who goes off on crazy tangents then returns to the subject at hand, as serious or as comedic as it may be, to wrap up each episode in a way only Bob can do. Because he really does believe, “He’s here for you." Apple - http://apple.co/bobsaget Spotify - http://bit.ly/BobSagetsHereForYouSpot...
Ford vs. Ferrari Pt. I - The Rise of Enzo Ferrari
October 18, 2019 07:00Hey Don't Mess fans, we thought you might enjoy the a new podcast from Donut Media, Past Gas! Donut Media brings you some of the craziest stories from all of automotive history in their new podcast "Past Gas!". Hosts James Pumphrey and Nolan Sykes walk you through incredible stories behind your favorite cars and manufacturers, like underground Japanese racing clubs, bitter racing rivalries and how some of your favorite classic cars came to be. Remember, it's about cars, not about farts. You ...
Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy
September 18, 2019 07:00 - 46 minutesWe thought you might like this new podcast, Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy (available on Apple Podcasts, and Spotify). Listen to the first episode, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts while you're listening. On the very first episode of "Correct Opinions," Trey talks about some of the unusual baby names he's encountered that white people have given their children, being recognized on the street by a fan but not by their disappointed friend, and just how hard it is to entertain w...
Introducing: OHoney w/ Amanda Cerny & Sommer Ray
June 26, 2019 07:00 - 1 hourHey Don't Mess Fans, You're about to hear a new podcast we thought you might like, OHONEY. Dating and hooking up in the 21st century can be a confusing disaster. But how would the coolest people in the world navigate minefield that’s dating these days. From Amanda Cerny and Sommer Ray, comes OHoney, a sexy new series that offers a look into the lives and minds of some of the biggest celebrities of the internet age. Each episode they serve up their best advice to get through all the drama, sca...
Chris Goes to Coachella
April 19, 2019 08:00 - 35 minutesChris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris do Impressions
April 12, 2019 08:00 - 35 minutesThere's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris do Accents
April 05, 2019 08:00 - 39 minutesThis entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Who is Chris' Bestest Friend? ft. Eileen Sanford
March 29, 2019 08:00 - 37 minutesChris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better! What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is Justin Bieber a Reptile Person? ft. Andrew Lowe
March 22, 2019 08:00 - 37 minutesYouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Bachelor: We Can't Look Away
March 15, 2019 08:00 - 35 minutesSome people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris do ASMR
March 08, 2019 08:15 - 31 minutesIt's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Only Oscars Recap You Need
March 01, 2019 08:15 - 40 minutesDo you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Guess That Noise!
February 22, 2019 08:15 - 42 minutesChristine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris do Foley Sound
February 15, 2019 08:15 - 34 minutesChristine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Famous Birthdays Trivia Time
February 08, 2019 08:15 - 33 minutesChristine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Takes a History Quiz
February 01, 2019 08:30 - 38 minutesChristine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Unqualified Advice from Christine & Chris
January 25, 2019 09:00 - 31 minutesChristine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Year 2018 in Review ft. Chrish Guerra
January 18, 2019 09:00 - 34 minutesChrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Birth Charts: A Totally Real Science ft. Andrew Lowe
January 11, 2019 09:00 - 35 minutesThis week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Most Likely To (Roommates Edition) ft. Andrew Lowe
January 04, 2019 09:00 - 40 minutesChristine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Keep Calm & Smoke Weed
December 28, 2018 09:00 - 39 minutesOn this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Merry Chrysler! ft. Chrish Guerra
December 21, 2018 09:00 - 40 minutesOn this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are Christine & Chris Smarter than a 5th Grader? w/ Mama Sydelko
December 14, 2018 09:00 - 37 minutesIt's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
College Dropout
December 07, 2018 09:00 - 33 minutesAfter covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
High School High
November 30, 2018 11:00 - 32 minutesChristine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Big Bear Birthday
November 23, 2018 10:00 - 31 minutesChris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris Talk about Turkey Day
November 16, 2018 11:00 - 30 minutesOn this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris Need Wedding Dates
November 09, 2018 11:00 - 32 minutesChristine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Introducing Ellen On The Go
November 06, 2018 09:00 - 5 minutesChristine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Google Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Being a Canadian & Eating Poutine w/ Elle Mills
November 02, 2018 08:00 - 35 minutesYouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
All About Atheism w/ Jaclyn Glenn
October 26, 2018 11:00 - 50 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Teenage Meth & More Crazy Tales from Author Sam Lansky
October 19, 2018 07:30 - 53 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Behind the Scenes at Buzzfeed feat. Candace Lowry
October 12, 2018 07:05 - 46 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transgender Activist & Author Corey Rae on Finding Your True Self - Don't Mess
October 05, 2018 07:05 - 1 hourChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by transgender activist, model, and writer Corey Rae! The questions come fast and furious as Corey shares her amazing life story from hating boys' toys as a child to eventually beginning her transition. For more Corey Rae: IG: @imcoreyrae Web: http://www.coreyrae.com/ Twitter: @CoreyRae3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Great Dieting vs. Exercise Debate w/ Whitney Catalano & Cody Taggart
September 28, 2018 07:05 - 39 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by personal trainer Cody Taggart and registered dietitian Whitney Catalano for a fierce debate about dieting vs. exercise. Also, Christine and Chris not-so-subtly try to set them up on a date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crazy Lyft Driver Tales w/ "Kyle" the Lyft Driver
September 21, 2018 12:05 - 41 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by Lyft Driver "Kyle", who has some absolutely insane tales to tell. Backseat sex, anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The HYPEBEAST Phenomenon w/ the guys from RTTV
September 14, 2018 12:05 - 52 minutesChristine & Chris are joined in the studio by Round Table TV hosts/influencers Evan DC, Patric RT, and Rob-City. Listen to Chris and Christine learn what a hypebeast is, the history of hypebeast clothing labels, and just how white Christine actually is. You can check out more RTTV content at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9T0y46uK5FzJT-8tLBFeQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Personal Trainer Cody Taggart on Losing Weight While Still Cheating
September 07, 2018 12:05 - 39 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by Los Angeles personal trainer Cody Taggart. Listen to Cody's inspiring life journey while Christine and Chris debate the perfect male calf size and how to train animated cartoon characters. Please be sure to check out Cody's Instagram: @cody_taggart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on the Future of Pornography (Part 2)
August 31, 2018 12:05 - 51 minutesChristine and Chris are again joined in the studio by adult film actress Edyn Blair for Part 2 of this amazing interview. This special 2-part series includes tales of custom porn videos, the shocking amount of preparation necessary for a film shoot, and even the finer details about Edyn's gag reflex. Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about the adult film industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on Strip Club Insanity (Part 1)
August 24, 2018 12:05 - 48 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by exotic dancer/adult film actress/certified dog trainer Edyn Blair. This special 2-part interview includes tales of strip club shenanigans, how pole-dancing is basically the same as high intensity interval training, and even a very special moment where Chris learns what a cuckold is! Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about exotic dancing and the porn industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano on Why Diets Suck
August 17, 2018 12:05 - 52 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano. They talk about eating intuitively, why diets suck, and how "fat" shouldn't be a bad word. Come for the serious talk regarding nutrition and body image, stay for the lengthy discussion about Chris pooping four times a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine & Chris Take Personality Tests!
August 10, 2018 08:05 - 34 minutesChristine and Chris take the Myers-Briggs Personality Test! Find out about their deepest darkest secrets, their psychological preferences, and how Chris is really sad that he can't simply fart whenever he wants to. Also, check out the new "Don't Mess" YouTube channel for this week's latest RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sexologist Shan Boody on Asexuality & the Stupidity of Labels - Don't Mess
August 03, 2018 08:05 - 46 minutesChristine and Chris are joined in the studio by licensed sexologist Shan Boody (Shannon Boodram). They discuss Christine's asexuality, Chris' undefined sexuality, and how labels are really only for other people; not yourself. Come for the laughs, stay for the sexy talk about avocados. Also, check out the new Don't Mess YouTube channel for this week's RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comedian Chris Klemens Joins Christine as Co-Host! - Don't Mess
July 27, 2018 08:05 - 39 minutesChristine is joined in her studio by her new co-host, YouTuber and comedian Chris Klemens! They sing songs, interrupt each other, and talk about the evolving format of the podcast now that Chris has joined the insanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trans Vlogger & Activist Stef Sanjati on Being Your Best Canadian Self - Don't Mess
July 20, 2018 08:05 - 38 minutesChristine is joined in the studio by Stef Sanjati, a Canadian trans vlogger and YouTube personality who specializes in makeup tutorials, video games, and Arts/Culture. They discuss Toronto, trans issues, why they love video game violence, and finally their thoughts on Canadian bagged milk. (it's a real thing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YouTubers Carly and Erin on Cats and Crazy Fans - Don't Mess
July 13, 2018 08:05 - 37 minutesChristine is joined in the studio by YouTube comedians and former Vine stars Carly and Erin. They talk about crazy fans, super-nice U.S. Postal Service employees, and why Christine hates cats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
YouTuber Cody Ko on Why Video Games are the Worst - Don't Mess
July 06, 2018 08:05 - 40 minutesChristine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, Comedian, and former Vine star Cody Ko. They talk about Cody's podcast, the method to his YouTube reaction videos, and how he took the trauma of shattering a 60-inch flatscreen TV as a sign that he should never play video games ever again. Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh and TalkSpace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene on Marrying your Co-Star - Don't Mess
June 29, 2018 08:05 - 40 minutesChristine is joined in the studio by Nikki Limo & Steve Green, the hosts of the Castbox/Studio71 "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast! They talk about Nikki & Steve's recent wedding, their epic live-stream wedding prank, and how Christine prefers being at home petting her dog to interacting with other humans. To listen to the "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast, here are the links: Link to Apple: http://bit.ly/STDTYAPod Link to CastBox: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodCB Learn more about your ad choices...
YouTuber Motoki Maxted on Being Perpetually Single - Don't Mess
June 22, 2018 08:05 - 56 minutesChristine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, comedian, and podcast host Motoki Maxted. Motoki and Christine talk about Motoki's new podcast "Exposed with Motoki Maxted", which launches on Monday June 25th! They also talk about parents, singing in cars, and the tastiest Japanese food. Motoki's new Podcast, "Exposed" can be found here: APPLE: http://bit.ly/ExposedA CASTBOX: http://bit.ly/ExposedCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices