Domesticated
49 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 63 ratingsCory and Laura share their hilarious experiences in modern marriage and parenthood. The couple also gives their takes on trending topics and news.
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Episodes
Ghetto Chicken Parm
April 28, 2020 18:47 - 42 minutes - 33.5 MBWe try to laugh our way through quarantine and recent struggles in our domesticated life. Things have changed in our house as the kids get a new teacher, a skunk family moves in, and Laura gets addicted to Fortnite. We also agree to disagree on our new desk, share a top secret recipe, and discuss romance novels. *audio quality disclamer We had some technical issues with our new setup making the audio louder than normal. We have since fixed the issue and will have better quality in fu...
Summer Vibes
July 21, 2019 00:30 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBSummer is in full effect around our house with pool days, concerts, and lawn mowing. We also discuss our kids picking favorites, Space Jam, us getting bunk beds, and installing a new floor.
Nice Watermelons!
June 06, 2019 23:04 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBThis week on the podcast we catch up on all of the things we have been doing including a trip to Washington DC, our gas getting shut off, and possibly eating contaminated chicken strips. We also discuss our experiences with workplace harassment training, Bang energy drinks, and a debate about Cory's cooking.
Tornados and Popsicles
April 21, 2019 22:49 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBA very Spring themed episode with Laura ruining popsicles, surviving a tornado and attempting to grow grass. We also talk about sleepovers, Gym class, nose picking, and Fitbits.
Meet the Schwendimans (REMIX)
April 09, 2019 20:58 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBHappy 1 year podcast anniversary to us! It's been one year since we started Domesticated so we reflect on the year it was and look ahead to the future. In this episode we get family pictures, welcome the warm weather, Laura has a secret life, and Facebook teaches us about babies.
Unlimited Free Trials
April 01, 2019 13:42 - 44 minutes - 41 MBOn this episode Laura fights boredom while running, our dog is possessed, hearing in HD, and we hack free trials.
Runaway Cart
February 28, 2019 15:02 - 45 minutes - 42 MBWe go thrift shopping in a wind storm and Cory gets caught peeping in the neighbor's Windows. We talk about living near a tourist attraction and wonder is Redbox still cool?
Facebook Marketplace Disaster
February 22, 2019 13:33 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBOn this episode we get duped on Facebook Marketplace. We also laugh about Cory's 40 lb lasagna, stealing hot sauce, Abducted in Plain Sight, and picture day.
Can You Feel the Love?
February 18, 2019 19:08 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBThis week on the podcast we feel the love with Valentine's day and Drake's birthday. We visit the tax shack, Royce is the eraser bandit, and Laura gets a new booty.
A Cylinder With a Half Sphere on Top
February 06, 2019 23:42 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBOn this episode we reflect on the simple things that make our lives easier like a new toilet and Walmart grocery pick up. We also dive into some Netflix documentaries, talk about our beater with a heater, and wonder who would do Laura's eyebrows for her funeral.
Feeling Festive
December 27, 2018 18:36 - 34 minutes - 31.2 MBOur adventures in parenting continue with another Christmas in the books consisting of festive poops and a fainting Santa. We discuss nursery rhymes, the stomach flu, Laura's YouTube addiction and get a bit distracted.
Thanksgiving Special
November 22, 2018 13:14 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MBFrom pilgrims to parades we cover all things Thanksgiving.
Grandma's Secret Ingredient
November 20, 2018 14:08 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBOn this episode of the podcast we recap our Christmas shopping trip leading us to question the sanity of grandmas. We also talk about drivers tests, gluten allergies and a nightmare PTO situation. Final thoughts on men not listening and dumb YouTube channels.
Ramen Noodles and Roller Coasters
November 04, 2018 19:43 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBWe recap a busy week consisting of parent teacher conferences, some detective work by me, and Halloween. We also talk about Starbucks cups, Roller Coaster Tycoon, lunch with the teacher, and spell check. Is it Ramen or Rahhmenn?
Halloween Special!!! | Episode 35 | 10/28/18
October 29, 2018 02:55 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBOn this special episode things get spooky as we talk about Halloween. Trick or treat, scary movies, Corning and dog costumes are discussed. BEWARE!!!
The Great Sriracha Depression | Episode 34 | 10/24/18
October 24, 2018 21:09 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBWe vent about our domesticated problems as life keeps kicking us when we are down. Laura bought a bike, we go to a wedding, car dealerships suck, and we have puppy problems. We also share our thoughts on phone notifications and a sriracha shortage.
Break Room Thieves | Episode 33 | 10/10/18
October 10, 2018 20:46 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBOn this episode Cory coughs into the mic and is overly dramatic about an eye injury. The 90’s are back in style, we investigate break room theft and there are some new restaurants in town. We also recap a weekend filled with a fall festival, football, and a date.
Home Improvement | Episode 32 | 9/21/18
September 21, 2018 13:09 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBWe're back! And on this episode we discuss house projects, grocery shopping woes, and learning about my newest collection. We highlight the latest parenting stories with Royce starting football and Drake’s strange food requests. Also, we prepare for Halloween, get hyped for football, and recap a guys weekend.
We're Cousins Y'all: Featuring Jessica Echols | Episode 31 | 9/12/18
September 12, 2018 22:47 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBOn this episode we welcome a special guest, Laura's cousin Jessica. They reminisce about their childhood together from Barbie doll auctions to home movie productions. Also they discuss how their lives have changed over the years and what it's like to live 600 miles away from one another.
Sweet Elementary School Nostalgia | Episode 30 | 8/29/2018
August 29, 2018 13:02 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBOn this episode with Royce starting school the nostalgia kicks in and we reminisce about our experiences in elementary school. We talk about our favorite lunches, special classes and peeing with our pants down. Also complex drive thru orders bring up stories from working fast food. We rant about football and pumpkin spice lattes.
Bucket of Chicken Picnic | Episode 29 | 8/23/18
August 23, 2018 13:28 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBThings get spicy as we discuss if it's ok to take a bucket of chicken to a picnic. We recap the weekend fighting Hornets and celebrate breakfast for dinner. We also discuss double solitaire, candles, kids games, and the dreaded mall play place.
Did You Want to Punch Me in the Face? With Special Guest Kyle Johnson | Episode 28 | 8/18/18
August 18, 2018 21:18 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBOn this episode we have on Laura's brother Kyle as a guest. We go back in time and reminisce about their childhood and share hilarious stories. We also discuss leftovers, Aaron Carter, Library VHS tapes, and a mysterious car wreck.
Fall Season Hype Train! | Episode 27 | 8/13/18
August 13, 2018 21:17 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBOn this episode of the podcast we are getting into the fall mood a bit early with weddings, school starting, and football right around the corner. We also discuss our creepy attic, playing Sega, infomercials, and eating hibachi.
Frisky Friday | Episode 26 | 8/3/18
August 03, 2018 12:58 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBOn this Frisky Friday episode we try out some new accents, go for broke on the lottery, and review a hot new Netflix series. We answer questions from our listeners and play a game to see just how well we know each other. BLIMEY!
The McDouchebag | Episode 25 | 7/31/2018
July 31, 2018 13:05 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBOn this venti sized episode we talk about the McDouchebag, Mama Mia, Chipotle , the Oregon Trail, and hot air balloons are stupid. Also, the poop saga continues at our house as well as a fun weekend of home maintenance.
Alcoholic Vegetables | Episode 24 | 7/24/18
July 24, 2018 12:41 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBWe recap a fun weekend that included a muddy race and a trip to the water park. Laura has a new dumb TV show, some motorcyclists get frisky, the Cheerios jingle hooks our kids, and we wonder if Dumbledore is gay. In the news a baby is born in Chick-fil-A, Almonds cant produce milk, and a creepy sarcophagus gets opened. We also rant about stores being closed on Mondays and vegetables not getting you drunk.
WE GOT A NEW DOG! | Episode 23 | 7/20/2018
July 20, 2018 20:52 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBDog search 2018 has come to a close as we added another family member! We discuss the whole adoption process, failed name ideas, and shopping for dog stuff. We complain about Walmart, Uber, The Walking Dead, and McDonald's. We also express concerns about running a race this weekend we haven't trained for. Did we mention we got a new dog?
Laura's Secret Recipe | Episode 22 | 7/17/18
July 17, 2018 12:56 - 46 minutes - 43 MBA busy weekend makes for some interesting stories about macaroni salad, wrapping paper, and hibachi. We also discuss working at McDonald's, caffeine addiction, escape rooms, Dr. Pimple Popper, and vaping.
Half Price Wife | Episode 21 | 7/13/18
July 13, 2018 02:16 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBWe wonder what the consequences of Laura getting butt implants would be. Build A Bear created a frenzy, Papa John is racist, Elon Musk gets roasted, and Life Size 2 is filming! We also discuss Twitter, kegs of ranch, West Nile Virus, and Cobb-Man.
Birthdays Don't Count After 25 | Episode 20 | 7/9/18
July 10, 2018 00:13 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBLaura turned 25 on Friday so we did the weekend proper. Is it The BMV or The DMV? Details on shopping, the festival, and a nice night out. Full parent mode with Drake potty training, Cooking With Cory, manscaping, craft beers. Laura makes the claim that she can run the show on her own!
VACATION RECAP EPISODE!!! | Episode 19 | 7/4/18
July 05, 2018 01:17 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBVacation was great and we are back to our "normal" lives. We cover the details of our travels including car sickness, rude beach goers, chub rub, and karaoke. Also, trailer Park wind chime hierarchy, stfu Google, and we are magnet people. Is it a graveyard or a cemetery? Is coleslaw a soup?
My Life is One Big Episode of Cops | Episode 18 | 6/19/18
June 19, 2018 12:34 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBWe have to listen to the Cops TV show theme everywhere we go thanks to our two boys. We give a weekend recap, share our love for Emo music, golf is hard, and rodeo clowns are overrated. We also talk about our date night, neighbors, and Laura micromanaging our vacation preparation.
Is Beer a Grocery? | Episode 17 | 6/15/2018
June 15, 2018 13:31 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBHappy Fathers Day to all of the dads out there! On this episode Cory makes plans to milk the holiday, our dog ate its own poop, and Laura remembers a random song. Is beer considered a grocery? Are Polar Pops trashy? Both questions we consider as we plan to start a new budget. We also cover eye surgery, breastfeeding, and Harry Potter being a jerk.
I'm Buying Wine for My Pregnant Underage Wife | Episode 16 | 6/12/18
June 12, 2018 11:50 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBWe are back after a great weekend and the countdown has begun for our vacation! We had to break into our own house, visited a mega church and Cory got homesick. We go over the IHOP to IHOB name change, Kentucky Fried Vegetarian, and some new emojis. We also rant about getting carded and yard sales.
We Made an Australian Friend | Episode 15 | 6/8/18
June 08, 2018 13:05 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBA big thank you to special guest Alex from the podcasts "Your Week in Stupid" and "The Dude Files" as he joins us from across the world in Australia. He answers all of our questions from kangaroos to Outback Steakhouse and takes a United States citizenship test. Also, the last munchkin died and we have our rants of the day. You can find Alex here: Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/BroHoneyGaming/ Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/brohoneygaming/?hl=en Twitter- https://twitter.com...
Fresh New Look, Same Great Taste! | Episode 14 | 6/5/18
June 05, 2018 12:46 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBMarried Millennials no longer we don our new name Domesticated. After a week off and a few brand changes we are back to fill you in on the madness around our house. We cover our Walmart shopping trip, getting ice cream, old people at McDonalds, the FBI dancer, and Harry Potter. Do we actually care about Rosanne being cancelled? Also, rants about rewards points and cell phones.
We Love Deli Meats | Episode 13 | 5/25/18
May 25, 2018 12:16 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBthe storm of the century - preschool graduation - flashing lights to warn of cops - exposing shirt - deli sandwiches - a drunk concert story - adopting pets
LIVE from our Living Room! | Episode 12 | 5/22/18
May 22, 2018 11:58 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MBRisking an open mic for our kids we did the show in our living room while they were still awake. We talk about moving furniture, preschool graduation, squeezing dogs, poison water, Longhorn Steakhouse, and TV shows we are watching.
ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION!! | Episode 11 | 5/18/18
May 18, 2018 11:36 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBIt's our anniversary so we take some time to reflect on the nonsense associated with our wedding and honeymoon. We also discuss the Tim Hortons pooper, braspberries, the lottery, and Laurel vs Yanny, We rant about tattoos and cell phone service.
Break Out the Bleach and Look Good on the Beach! | Episode 10 | 5/15/18
May 15, 2018 12:19 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBOn this episode we have a really fun interview with our friends Kyle and Amber Hall. We cover the weekend, coupon scams, brain leaking, and PETA Prom. We also rant about NOW That's What I Call Music and whitening vaginas.
Tinder for Average People | Episode 9 | 5/11/2018
May 11, 2018 12:32 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBHappy Mothers Day to all of the Moms! On this episode we have Royce quotes, fast food rankings, our app idea, Taylor Swift, and old people news. We also rant on overpriced food and an evil marketing plan.
We Love Weddings | Episode 8 | 5/8/18
May 08, 2018 12:31 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MBA short recap of the fun we had over the weekend at a wedding. We also talk telemarketing, money machines, Jersey Shore, movies Laura watched and yodel boy. Finally we answer a few questions sent in from the listeners!
Interview With a 5 Year Old | Episode 7 | 5/4/18
May 04, 2018 12:28 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MBWe have our very first interview on the podcast with our 5 year old son (23 minute mark for those here for only that). Thawing meat is hard, making coffee is hard, date night, vaping bro, and a restaurant review. Also, rants about old people and smoke detectors.
First World Online Shopping Problems | Episode 6 | 5-1-18
May 01, 2018 12:08 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MBA late episode this week due to poor Cory being a sick baby. A recap of the weekend consisting of horse races, potty training, step counters and billiards. Trash TV talk with Jersey Shore, The Magic Pill, American Idol, and Nailed it. In the news Sprint buys T-Mobile and Kylie Jenner basically buys Six Flags. We also cover some guy talk in "Cory's Corner" and rant about online shopping.
Schwendiman Family Poop Saga | Episode 5 | 4/26/18
April 26, 2018 07:03 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBWe have different bathroom related issues happening simultaneously in our house so we give a proper evaluation. The boys get risky haircuts, Aldi shopping, a restaurant review, and bad lettuce. In the news Yeti pissed off rednecks, a penis transplant, and Kanye says Trump is a dragon brother. We also rant about super hero movies and cheating to win McDonald's Monopoly.
MILLENNIALS KILLED ANOTHER DEPARTMENT STORE! | Episode 4 | 4/23/18
April 23, 2018 11:51 - 37 minutes - 34 MBMillennials are at it again killing yet another department store. We discuss being intimidated by restaurants and give a new review. TV talk with Jersey Shore, Naked and Afraid, Ex on the Beach, and Prison Kids. We ask ourselves whether we would eat ketchup slices and what the perfect age to die is. We also rant about Toaster Strudels and backing into parking spaces.
Let's Watch A Disney Channel Movie! | Episode 3 | 4/19/18
April 19, 2018 12:54 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBWe are stuck in a lingerie pyramid scheme. Trash day is a disaster. We give our opinions on the best Disney Channel Original movies. There's discussion on the newest celeb baby names, Kanye West, Bhad Bhabie and we rant about David Copperfield's lawsuit as well as cash only business's.
Protected by Buddha: Episode 2 | 4/16/18
April 16, 2018 22:55 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBWe give updates on our daily shenanigans as a near trash day crisis is adverted. Tee-ball has started, we have an Ulta intervention, a Keto update, and our house might have a ghost. Talking TV with Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and Kardashians. We also vent about the YMCA and Mark Zuckerberg.
Meet the Schwendimans: Episode 1 | 4/9/18
April 15, 2018 04:04 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBWe introduce ourselves and give some details about our life. Kids show ratings and new restaurant review. Laura shares about her Keto diet and struggles. Talking TV with Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Roseanne, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Kate Plus Date. Our vents of the week with Facebook sellers and Millennial bashing.