What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people? 

A private tooter.


What do you call it when someone eats refried beans and onions?

Tear gas.


Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.


How do you say “fart” in German?

“Farfrompoopin.”


These jokes are from Fatherly https://www.fatherly.com/play/21-best-funniest-fart-jokes-kids/


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Writing Tip of the Pod

Fart jokes last longer than most other things, just like farts.


Dog Tip For Life

Right now, we need more fart jokes and less Zoom meetings. We need to engage with the people we’re isolated with and notice the nuance, the pauses, the gaps.


SHOUT OUT

The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.

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