Saints play in blue,
Melker makes knees weak,
Who the hell is behind
The Saints transfer leak?

It’s Monday! Saints lost! You know what that means, it means it’s time for you to put your feet up and listen to us not talk about football on Episode 53 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

Saints played Celtic at the weekend, and in the words of popular moron Forrest Gump, that’s all I’ve got to say about that. But we have got some other stuff to talk about, including a chat with the First Lady of St. Johnstone Bev Mayer, as we talk to her about her role at the club, superstitions, and a certain day back in May 2014.

Features but? Baby, we’ve got them all! We have a Kits and Pieces wi thy a ringing celebrity endorsement for a classic Saints third kit (it’s Teal and Magenta), a Saints goal machine is spotted down Wembley Way on this weeks trip to The Royal, and we once again hit Glasgow for what can only be described as commemorative undergarments.

Saints Leaks! Drama at the mill as we have all the skinny on a mysterious forum post, seemingly giving an insight to transfer goings on at the club. We also look forward to what all the kids (Dan) are calling #PostSplitMadness, as the fixtures for the relegation run-in are announced.

Time Zones with Sam Miller! Danny Williams v Jim Spence - The Battle of the Barnets! You lot being bloody lovely and generous! We have it all, so grab yourself a tea, coffee or mojito and have yourself a fine time with your all time favourite gang. Get there!