Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day
1,022 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWe all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
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Florida Couple Tried To Scam The Lottery Out Of A Million Bucks With Homemade Ticket
April 22, 2024 12:11 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBKira Ender and Dakota Jones tried, and failed, to turn two losing Florida State Lottery tickets into one Million-Dollar-Winning ticket. Their "arts & crafts" didn't fool anybody and they were both arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Woman Called 911 Because Her Dealer Sold Her Inferior Meth
April 19, 2024 11:42 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBSarah Harris of Bedford, Indiana was convinced the meth she just bought wasn't what her dealer said it was. She called the cops to come test it. She can rest assured, it was meth. They don't arrest you if it's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Tour Boat Captain Got Drunk & Fell Overboard
April 18, 2024 13:50 - 1 minute - 1.81 MBThe crew and passengers of the "Clearwater Fun Boat" watched as Captain John Beckwith showed up to work last Friday a little drunk and unsteady, and proved it by falling off the boat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Memphis Man Arrested For Robbing Gas Station With A Snake
April 17, 2024 13:26 - 2 minutes - 1.94 MBReginald Cook is a man who can use almost anything as a weapon. He was arrested Monday after trying to rob a gas station with a snake, a railroad spike, and a rock. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Michigan Motorcyclist Runs Out Of Gas During Police Chase
April 16, 2024 11:38 - 1 minute - 1.7 MBPolice were all too happy to give 26-year-old Abdel Tarabah a ride after his motorcycle ran out of gas. That was AFTER he had led them on a high-speed chase and popped a few wheelies in the process. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Woman Found Driving On 3 Tires, And Her Car Wasn't The Only Thing That Was "Tipsy"
April 15, 2024 11:39 - 1 minute - 1.52 MB49-year-old Anna Keller was pulled over after a number of other drivers called 911 to report her driving on only 3 tires. Turns out she was drunk and didn't notice her front passenger tire was gone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
His Excuse For Going 107 mph In A 65? He Had Laundry To Do.
April 12, 2024 13:27 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBTulsa, OK - Police pulled over a Toyota Camry for cruising at over 107 mph. The driver told cops he and his friends were on their way to do laundry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Automated Traffic Camera Sends Speeding Ticket To Car Being Towed
April 11, 2024 11:54 - 2 minutes - 1.95 MBThe city of East Cleveland, Ohio sent a speeding ticket to Joann Gibson after her van was seen going 27 in a 20mph zone. Well, the tow truck her van was hooked to was going 27. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kentucky Man Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support
April 10, 2024 13:23 - 1 minute - 1.67 MB39-year-old Jesse Kipf wanted out of paying his ex over $100k in child support, so he went to great lengths to "play dead." He got caught 'cause he's still, ya know, alive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You Hit Her With A Bible On Easter Sunday. You're Going To Hell, Dude!
April 05, 2024 13:36 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBYou would think a man with a Bible would be more, I don't know, tolerant. 35-year-old Peter Owens didn't like the service he got at a Clearwater, FL Walgreens so he hit the manager in the face with a Bible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Celebratory Gunfire After A Divorce Sounds Like Fun, It's Also Illegal In Downtown Nashville
April 04, 2024 11:50 - 1 minute - 1.65 MB26-year-old Craig Miller was so happy about his divorce he shot 8 bullets into the air from an intersection in downtown Nashville. His "celebration for regaining his freedom" was short-lived. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Walmart Thief Tries To Convince Cops She Was Just "Playing A Fun Game"
April 03, 2024 11:48 - 2 minutes - 1.92 MBAmber McCann was caught stealing from Walmart. The excuse she gave arresting officers made NO sense and she lost whatever game it was she was playing that day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Albuquerque Outlaw Caught By Lawmen On Horses NOT In 1824, Last Month, In 2024
April 02, 2024 11:44 - 1 minute - 1.77 MB30-year-old Mark Chacon had to freakin' out a bit when he tried to run out of Walgreens with around $230 in merchandise. He found himself almost instantly being chased by 3 officers on horseback. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk FedEx Driver Delivered His Truck Through Someone's House
April 01, 2024 12:26 - 1 minute - 1.64 MBNo idea if they were expecting a delivery, but they got one anyway. A family in Louisiana was home when an "under-the-influence" FedEx driver crashed his truck through the front of their house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This Is Why The Say "You Have The Right To Remain Silent"
March 29, 2024 11:48 - 1 minute - 1.57 MB20-year-old Michael Stancato bragged to cops how fast he'd been going during their highspeed game of cat and mouse. That was after being tased and cuffed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If You Install "Cop Lights" On Your Work Truck, Don't Forget To Cover The Company's Logo
March 28, 2024 11:42 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBA 47-year-old construction worker Parowan, Utah was using fake flashing red and blue lights to get through freeway traffic faster, but other drivers called 911 because the company logo on the side of his truck kind of gave it away he wasn't really a cop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Landlord Lights A Fire Under His Tenants. It Wasn't Motivational, It Was Arson.
March 26, 2024 11:35 - 1 minute - 1.57 MB28-year-old Ronald Frisbie III was mad at his renters for breaking a washer & dryer. He waited until 2:45 in the morning to light a cardboard box on fire IN the apartment. We're pretty sure that wasn't in the lease. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Two Teens Broke Into New (not open yet) Clippers Stadium, Post Video, Get Busted
March 25, 2024 11:50 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBOnce again, a tale of those committing the crime providing the evidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Real Estate Agent Prepping For An Open House Burned The Place Down
March 22, 2024 13:20 - 2 minutes - 2.05 MBJulie Bundock is a real estate agent in Sydney, Australia. We're not calling her dumb for burning down a house while getting it ready for an open house, we're calling her dumb for trying to blame the fire on the owner and renters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dad Arrested For Harassing Police Because His Son Had Too Much Homework
March 21, 2024 11:42 - 1 minute - 1.81 MB37-year-old Adam Sizemore wasn't happy with his son's elementary school homework load so he called the school to complain. When that didn't solve it he started calling the Oxford, OH Police Department. Things escalated from there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk Driver, Asleep Behind The Wheel Of His Running Car, Tells Cops He Wasn't The One Driving
March 20, 2024 11:41 - 1 minute - 1.7 MB"It wasn't me" rarely works when you're caught red-handed. It took a few tries for police in Ajax, Canada to wake up a 39-year-old man found sleeping in the driver's seat of his running vehicle. Once awake he tried to assure them he hadn't been the one driving. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Suspected DUI Driver Asked "Do I Blow In Or Out" During Breathalyzer, Suspicion Removed
March 19, 2024 11:37 - 2 minutes - 1.95 MBA woman in Cambridge, England is gonna be hoofin' it until 2027. That's the year she'll get her license back after her fourth DUI. You would think by now she'd know how a breathalyzer works, the cop's body cam proved otherwise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shoplifter Didn't See The 2 Cops In Line Behind Him Until They Arrested Him
March 18, 2024 11:56 - 1 minute - 1.56 MBKent, WA - A 45-year-old man just wasn't paying attention when he tried to leave a store with a bottle of alcohol and two burritos. He didn't notice the 2 police officers waiting in line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
NYC Shoplifters Grab Over $200 In Paper Towels, Police Grab Them
March 14, 2024 11:56 - 1 minute - 1.81 MB2 men walked into a CVS in NYC and snatched around $227 in Bounty paper towels. They threatened a worker with a knife before heading out the door and getting arrested while trying to catch a train. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who Breaks INTO Prison? Dumb Dumbs, That's Who.
March 13, 2024 11:37 - 1 minute - 1.62 MB42-year-old Cody Bellamy probably thought a prison that's been closed since 2009 wouldn't have any type of burglar alarm. Cody was wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arsonist Misses His Getaway When Driver Leaves Without Him
March 12, 2024 11:38 - 1 minute - 1.47 MBA man was arrested in Pennsylvania when cops responded to a 911 call about someone in a mask starting fires. When they arrived the suspect's getaway driver left without him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man Checks Out Of Fancy Hotel, Forgets 9 Bricks Of Cocaine In His Room
March 11, 2024 11:52 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBA housekeeper at the posh Georgian Terrace Hotel in Atlanta, GA has found many things guests left behind, but this was a new one. 24-year-old Voskae Wallace checked out without grabbing a duffel bag filled with 9 bricks of cocaine worth roughly a quarter of a million dollars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man Sets His Own Semis On Fire For Insurance Money, Mistakes Were Made
March 08, 2024 13:41 - 1 minute - 1.86 MB30-year-old Arthur St. Clair owed someone money. Police speculate that's why he set his 2 Peterbilt trucks on fire. Arthur made an error, or 3, in the execution of his scam. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Prankster Pokes His Head In Store's Pickle Barrel
March 07, 2024 12:44 - 1 minute - 1.68 MBThe suspect turned himself in after the store posted his photo on social media. They figure he did about $52 worth of damage sticking his head in a barrel of pickles. Meanwhile, the price of pickles has plummeted at Heritage's Dairy Store in Glassboro, New Jersey. (just kidding, they threw out the whole barrel, brine and all) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21-Year-Old Tries To Buy A Porsche With $78 Million Dollar Check
March 06, 2024 13:07 - 1 minute - 1.58 MB21-year-old Connor Litka tried to convince a Porsche dealership that his check for $78 million was legit. They didn't buy it. Neither did the Land Rover dealership where he tried the same stunt the day before. Connor was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Burglar Busted On The Biffy
March 05, 2024 12:59 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBA man in Lakewood, CO was caught using the bathroom. We say "caught" because he had tripped an alarm breaking into the place. Police busted through a door to find their suspect with hands in the air and his pants around his ankles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bank Robber Had A Mask, He Just Wasn't Wearing It Correctly
March 04, 2024 12:39 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBTwo things about being a successful bank robber; bring a mask to hide your identity AND put the mask over your face. Nicholas Archuleta was busted for robbing 4 banks in the Denver area after forgetting step number two. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Groomsman Threw Down With The Bride, Then Got Thrown Out
February 28, 2024 12:43 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBRontae Stokes was in a wedding party last weekend in Largo, FL. He made the event memorable by getting in an altercation with his sister, who also happened to be the bride. Things went downhill from there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Her Injury Lawsuit Was Thrown Out When She Was Caught Throwing Christmas Trees
February 27, 2024 12:44 - 1 minute - 1.71 MB36-year-old Kamila Grabska was looking for an $825,000 payday after a car accident several years ago, claiming a "disabling condition." Oddly she felt good enough to win the annual Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest. She was even in the newspaper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk Driver Drove To Police Station To Complain About Arrest Earlier That Day
February 26, 2024 12:54 - 1 minute - 1.62 MBA 42-year-old Ajax, Canada man basically delivered himself to the local police when he drove himself to the station, still intoxicated, after being arrested earlier the same day for being drunk and disorderly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Alaskan Busted After Posting Video Of "Moose Harassment" Online
February 23, 2024 12:45 - 1 minute - 1.54 MB38-year-old Elliot Edwards probably thought his Facebook friends would laugh at the video he shot on his 4-wheeler while chasing a calf moose. The Alaska Dept. of Public Safety didn't laugh, and now neither is Elliot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man Admits To "Playfully" Flashing Gun When Confronted In "10 Items or Less" Line
February 22, 2024 12:53 - 2 minutes - 1.87 MBJessie Garrett had more than the allowed number of items in his cart at the grocery store. He also had a gun tucked in his pants, which he showed the employee when asked to move lines. Cops were called. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Recently Released Inmate Needed A Ride Home So He Stole Semi Hauling 10 Corvettes
February 21, 2024 12:58 - 1 minute - 1.61 MB23-year-old Isaiah Walker was released from jail and immediately stole a semi hauling 10 C8 Corvettes worth over $1.25 Million. He was hit with 11 felonies, 1 for the semi and 1 for each car on the trailer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk Florida Man's Airboat Falls Off Trailer In Front Of Police Station
February 19, 2024 13:13 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBJonathan Whitesides failed 2 breathalyzers and the "how to tie a boat to a trailer" test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Detective And Former "Officer Of The Year" Arrested On Vacation At Disney World
February 13, 2024 12:38 - 1 minute - 1.86 MBOnce recognized for his "ability to de-escalate situations," Det. Duane Danforth of the Brookline, MA Police Dept. is in hot water after an altercation with security at Disney's Epcot Park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"It's Not My Fault The Truck Don't Surf" Says Florida Man Who Drove His Truck Into The Ocean
February 12, 2024 12:43 - 1 minute - 1.71 MB49-year-old Jason Brzuszkiewicz was arrested in New Smyrna Beach, FL after driving his pickup into the ocean. To clarify, he drove around IN the ocean. He frolicked like a little kid visiting the beach for the first time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Burglar Left His Crowbar Behind At The Scene...The One With His Name On It
February 09, 2024 14:37 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBRobert McGee engraves his name on his tools. Great idea unless you leave it at the scene of a crime and police trace it right back to you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Woman Who Stole An Amish Horse & Buggy From Walmart Was Found Hiding Under Pile Of Clothes In Hotel Shower
February 07, 2024 12:56 - 1 minute - 1.69 MB31-year-old Lona Lotaski is the lady behind that impressive headline. Her story really doesn't help clear up any questions you may have. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't Commit A Crime While On Probation, Like Paying Your Probation Fees With A Stolen Credit Card
February 06, 2024 12:48 - 1 minute - 1.46 MB20-year-old Jaylen Cline made things worse for himself when he paid his probation fees with a stolen credit card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Con Man Got A Free Porsche, Got Greedy, & Got Arrested...In That Order
February 05, 2024 12:53 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB42-year-old Casey Kelley is pretty good on a computer. Good enough to convince a dealership the cashier's check he printed out at home was legit. Then he pushed his luck and got caught. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk Disney Guest Arrested For Slapping Teen Hostess Over Restaurant's Dress Codess
February 02, 2024 12:48 - 2 minutes - 2.05 MB64-year-old John Munro doesn't think the rules apply to him, or manners, or decency. Ironically, it sounds like he also lost his job as the VP of Hospitality at a resort in his home state of South Carolina. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Honeymooning Hubby Kicked Off The Plane For Vaping
February 01, 2024 12:39 - 1 minute - 1.68 MB43-year-old Christopher Thomson was a little "tipsy" and a little too free with the swear words when the crew on his honeymoon flight to Santorini told him to put his vape away. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Naked Florida Woman Threatens Convenience Store Workers With Vegetable Peeler
January 31, 2024 12:37 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBQuite the headline. Celia Barrett had built up some "liquid courage" before heading back to a St. Petersburg convenience store she had been kicked out of earlier that same day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Problem With Shooting Yourself In The Leg Is Coming Up With A Good Lie
January 30, 2024 12:41 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBRoberto Dumas showed up at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Florida with a gun shot wound to the leg. Cops were called and quickly figured out what had happened. Roberto was treated, then arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Police Looking To Arrest YouTuber Who Posted Video Of His 70-Miles-In-20-Minutes Trip
January 26, 2024 12:52 - 1 minute - 1.68 MBYouTuber Gixxar Brah is really 32-year-old Rendon Dietzmann from Texas. He likes to post videos of himself travelling at excessive speeds. Or, as Colorado State Patrol calls it, evidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.