DMTF Podcast
64 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsThe Don’t Mention the Fußball Podcast - all about Hertha in English. We dabble. We. Digress. A. Lot.
The aim in the project is to share our love of and sometimes frustration with Hertha BSC. With the spoken word in particular, can prove difficult for foreign nationals to keep up with the existing podcasts in German. We are making these podcasts and corresponding website in English to help keep people who do not speak German well up to date and involved with our club.
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Episodes
DMTF 061 - Lucky Paderborn Can't Shoot
October 31, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBSimon and Patrick return after a long break to talk over Hertha's game against Paderborn in the Bundesliga 2. Due to circumstances beyond our control this has been our first podcast in the 2023/24 season.
WEG000 - Intro
July 21, 2023 00:00 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBHaHoHe, wir sind Inis, Sabine und Saskia und werden euch im Westend Girls Podcast zukünftig alles um und über die Frauenabteilung bei Hertha BSC erzählen. Bei Twitter findet ihr uns unter @westendgirlsbsc und per Mail erreicht ihr uns unter westendgirls (at) axelkrusejugend.com. Wir freuen uns auf euch!
DMTF060 - Ein Schlag in die Fresse
April 18, 2023 06:21 - 29 minutes - 27 MBIn the aftermath of another huge few days at Hertha, Joel, Patrick and Jan (Simon will be back next time, pinkie promise) get together for a short one discussing all things Schwarz and Dardái. We will be back after the next home match against Bremen. Stay frosty! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfp...
DMTF059 - Bodies in the garden
March 31, 2023 00:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBDMTF059 - Bodies in the garden by Jan & Simonir
DMTF058 - Hose Pipe Sessions, Dope Dealers in Crappy Baseball Hats and Snowflake Fascists
March 14, 2023 11:29 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBWith precarious internet connection on the German side, your intrepid podcasters meet up virtually and cover about a bajillion games and all the new developments around our beloved Alte Dame. Get in there! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe!
DMTF057 - A Very Small Welsh Village Somewhere in Snowdonia
January 31, 2023 18:48 - 1 hour - 57 MBThe four intrepid Hertha fans convene in a sort of emergency podcast after Saturday's Derby. We go through all aspects and also offer our insights and predictions for the rest of the season. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe!
DMTF056-WTF was that?
January 27, 2023 12:32 - 1 hour - 69 MBPatrick, Simon and Jan do their best to not talk about the last two games and have a hard time seeing any light in the tunnel. On a positive note, Joel joins us in what will be the first of many episodes, hopefully with better results... If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe!
DMTF 055 - A New Hope
October 04, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBAfter another long break the old gang have finally met up again in Berlin to chew over recent events and spit out totally unrelated facts. We talk about recent club politics including Windhorst but also the new club President Kay Bernstein. We also briefly talk about team comings and goings as well as the game against Hoffenheim on the weekend. To wrap up with discuss Hertha’s “sustainability theme” for this game promoting the idea of a carbon neutral Berlin by 2030. Linked to this we mentio...
Haven't Hertha Fans Suffered Enough?
May 27, 2022 20:01 - 1 hour - 56 MBPatrick, Simon and Markus meet to wonder at the survival of Hertha in the top flight at the end of the 2021/22 season
DMTF053 - We did OK until we conceded two goals
December 31, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 47.7 MBA quick ramble on the day after Christmas about the season so far with the normal distractions
DMTF052 - Sometimes You Lose and Sometimes the Others Win
October 16, 2021 19:01 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBPatrick and Jan discuss the last two losses (boo) and avoid talking about a certain "club" from Leipzig. Patrick just finished the Berlin Marathon (yay) and Jan is lazy as always. Enjoy. And please, more crowd participation for the next one! See our bios on our socials to participate via speakpipe... hahohe!
DMTF051 - The Jurgen Strikes Back
September 24, 2021 09:37 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBWe discuss the last two wins (!) in our first in-person recording since spring 2020.
DMTF050 - Like a Methlab Blowing Up
September 05, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBWe have to talk about the last two losses, a rather botched sadline day and how we think Hertha is gonna fare with the transfers that DID happen.
DMTF049 - Friends in high places
August 14, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBJan returns to join Patrick and Simon to try and make sense of confusing times. Are we hopeful for the future?
DMTF048 - Covid Blues
April 15, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBJan returns to the podcast and we chew the fat about being Hertha fans in a pandemic. We also have guest appearances from Maria and Inis. Maria tells us her Hertha story and how she has been affected by the pandemic. Inis answers some questions about the new stadium project. Minutes after the original publication of this podcast it came to light the Hertha team have been quarantined following Covid infections. Irony abounds.
DMTF047 - Very Punchable Faces
February 26, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBPatrick, Simon and Markus are joined by Nick Gerum from Wisconsin to talk about Hertha's recent tribulations. Also, vandalism terminology, the "joys" of relegation, haute cuisine, and listener questions meant for another podcast (No offense, guys!). Also, yet again, Patrick talks way too much about a team that's not Hertha. 00:00 - 00:01. Hellos 00:01 - 05:48. Depressing Facts, the game against Stuttgart 05:48 - 07:10. Depressing stats 07:10 - 14:05 The game against L€ipzig 14:05 - 18:00. ...
DMTF046 - Our Collective Pain
February 08, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBPatrick, Simon and Markus are joined by ike from New Hampshire to talk about recent events following the return of Pal Dardai. They also answer listeners questions (or try to) and speculate about the future. 00:00;00 Welcome, weather reports and painful stats 00:02:50. - The game against Bayern 00:06:13 - The game against Frankfurt 00:10:08. - The next game plus leadership on the pitch 00:18:33. - Dardai stabilises the defence but . . . 00:21:17 - About Preetz 00:25:23. - Welcome Mik...
DMTF045 - Derbysieger
December 06, 2020 00:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBSimon, Patrick, Markus and Ed talk about the 3-1 win against Union, the flag problem that never was, a nod to Maradona and a little about the Hertha fan action supporting local businesses affected by the Coronavirus lockdowns. 00.00 - 01:20. C 01:20 - 02:40. The Derby game and standout players. 02:40. - 09:02. The red card and subs 09:20. - 11:44. Random psych-ops and flags 11:44. - 16:00. A costly loss to Union 16:00. - 17:33. Up and coming games 17:33. - 20:38. Abuse for Jordan on In...
DMTF044 - Crushed by the Meat Mountain
November 24, 2020 00:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBSimon, Patrick and Markus talk about the brilliant win against Augsburg (which feels like a million years ago) and the devastating loss against Dortmund. Also, some manager talk, international break and future endeavours!" 00:00 - 00:51 - Hellos 00:51 - 05:00 - Away at Augsburg 05:00 - 12:57 - At home against Dortmund 12:57 - 23:52 - Stand out players 23:52 - 28:45. - Something happened at half time 28:45 - 30:17. - Can Haarland drive? 30:17 - 33:54. - International break and the ...
DMTF 043 Wolfsburg - "A Postgame Quickie"
November 02, 2020 20:22 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBIn this brief episode Patrick, Simon, Ed and Bryan talk about the 1:1 draw against Wolfsburg, what could have been, and a quick recap of the season so far. Also some fashion and post-apocalyptic talk!
DMTF042 - Let’s Get Quizzical - Teil 3
October 06, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBEnjoy another international effort as Patrick plays host again, Maria and Ed play return guests, and Selecta plays newcomer! It’s time for Quiz #3! Shirt sponsors, World Cup finals, lucky numbers, fun for everyone!
DMTF041 - Four Nations Quiz
July 25, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBThis episode is hosted by Patrick who has prepared an end of season quiz for your entertainment. Taking part is Jan and Maria from Berlin together with Ed from the US. Simon is there as well but he didn't really do the quiz as he knows nothing! Have a pen and paper ready as you listen and test your footballing knowledge as see what your score will be. At the end we briefly talk about the new Hertha shirts for the 2020/21 season and how the new season may start.
DMTF040 - A 4231 Person In A Fur Coat
July 05, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBSimon, Patrick and Markus sum up the last few games of what even by Hertha standards has been a weird year. We also talk about the clubs finances and new investments. We say goodbye to some players leaving as well as new arrivals and what we think Hertha need in terms of additions. We mention the new association with the women's team Turbine Potsdam with some unusual fashion suggestions for Markus. Pretty random as usual.
DMTF039 - Looking for a new fetish
June 02, 2020 10:25 - 1 hour - 83.6 MBThe Big Bruno Club is here to stay. We discuss the action that has unfolded as the Bruno Train has choo-chooed from great performance to great performance. Fizzy drinks, Bratwürste from Köpenick and Puppenkiste have been served. What a time to be alive. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. ...
DMTF038 - Goolies of the Goalies
May 22, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBSimon, Patrick and Markus meet after the first Ghost game against Hoffenheim but before the ghost derby against Union. Random diversions crop up but that’s nothing new. Simon’s axe makes an appearance which is particularly random in an audio recording. Much discussion about the merits of genital protection also features following Rune Jarstein’s close encounter during the 0:3 victory against Hoffenheim. Enjoy
DMTF037 - Entitled Karens
May 15, 2020 18:18 - 2 hours - 119 MBIn the latest lockdown Covid-19 episode, Patrick and Jan are joined by prolific guest Markus and Maria from Berlin and Bryan from Texas join the Canadian quizmaster for some tough trivia. After the big event, Patrick and Jan talk about football, the *season of the Bundesliga and all other stuff. Thanks to our wonderful guests and thanks for everybody listening and interacting on Twitter and stuff. Stay home, stay safe, wash your fucking hands! No chapter marks for this feature length present...
DMTF036 - Shit Virus And No Toilet Paper
April 17, 2020 00:00 - 2 hours - 124 MBWith countries all in lockdown as a result of the Covid19 virus four Hertha fans from four countries discuss even more difficult times than normal. We have questions from Patrick, advice about toilet paper and a new manager. What could go wrong?
DMTF035 - One Leckie doesn't make a spring
March 11, 2020 15:25 - 1 hour - 79 MBI am too lazy to do chapter marks or even a description for this track. Sorry Folks!
DMTF034 - The things we do for love
February 23, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBWe have another new guest on the 34th episode of DMTF. Saskia joins Markus and Jan in discussing all things Hertha. The game in Paderborn and the embarrassing home loss to Köln. Enjoy! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe! *You can find the shownotes on our blog at www.dmtfpodcast....
DMTF033 - Death of a Klinsmann
February 11, 2020 23:19 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe have a guest on our 33rd episode, Markus joins us at the DMTF Headquarters. We have a lot to talk about. But little did we know that Uncle Jürgen would pull a fast one the next morning. So we were able to get two Hertha experts for a little addendum show on Tuesday night. Enjoy! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other informa...
DMTF032 - In the shitter
January 21, 2020 17:34 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBIn the first episode of 2020, we are racking our brains for any positive talking points after the 0:4 shitshow of a game against Bayern. After traying for ages, we just let it go and hope for better times. As one does as a Hertha fan on MD 18. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe! ...
DMTF031 - I'm back in Jürgen's arms
December 26, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBSimon and Jan sit down to catch up on all the latest about Hertha in person. Some surprise guests join us and we have a little bit of bonus material from the Canadian sensation and a little shout-out that might be of interest to our listeners in the US of A. We cover the games against Augsburg, Dortmund, Frankfurt, Freiburg, Leverkusen and Mönchengladbach. A certain Jürgen named Klinsmann is also briefly mentioned. We discuss all the hoopla and some of your questions. Keep them coming. If y...
Always look on the bright side of life (polishing a turd)
November 17, 2019 09:41 - 1 hourJan returns to the podcast after a break on baby duty to discuss the latest catastrophes from our beloved Old Lady. We try valiantly not to talk about losses to Hoffenheim, Union Berlin and a fizzy drink company together with the narrowest possible win against Dresden in the cup. We do mention the celebrations for the 30th anniversary of the wall coming down and remembering the dreadful night of the Kristalnacht pogrom of 1938. 00:00 - 02:15 Introduction and welcome back Jan 02:15 - 13:...
DMTF030 - Always look on the bright side of life (polishing a turd)
November 17, 2019 09:41 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBJan returns to the podcast after a break on baby duty to discuss the latest catastrophes from our beloved Old Lady. We try valiantly not to talk about losses to Hoffenheim, Union Berlin and a fizzy drink company together with the narrowest possible win against Dresden in the cup. We do mention the celebrations for the 30th anniversary of the wall coming down and remembering the dreadful night of the Kristalnacht pogrom of 1938. 00:00 - 02:15 Introduction and welcome back Jan 02:15 - 13:...
DMTF029 - Pure Football - Pure Stadium
October 10, 2019 15:00 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MBIn this episode we dabble in some actual facts which is a massive departure from our normal waffling and ranting. We start off with Simon talking to himself about the game against Dusseldorf for a while. ( He talks to himself a lot). We then move on the a section recorded earlier in the week about Blau-Weisses Stadion a fan based campaign group working with all parties to help bring about a successful new stadium project for Hertha that will work for us - the fans. Hopefully you will find...
DMTF028 - A streak of good fortune
October 04, 2019 10:29 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBSimon is joined by Team Canada in the form of Patrick and Cynth to represent Hertha North America. We discuss the games against Paderborn and Koln as well as the merits of running around Berlin without any clothes on. (Not us. Even Berlin is not ready for that)
DMTFF027 - Dr Jekyll and Mr Shit
September 07, 2019 18:50 - 50 minutes - 40.7 MBSimon and Patrick are joined by Cynthia in this celebration of defensive prowess. We discuss the home game against Wolfsburg and away in Gelsenkirchen as well as the normal random stuff. We also give few shoutouts to friends out in the real world.
DMTF026 - Random is as random does (one too many)
August 23, 2019 00:00 - 29 minutes - 23.7 MBSimónir and Patrick blow away cobwebs and scrape of rust at the start of the 2019/20 season. All planning went out the window - it had been a long day . . . excuses excuses. My bad.
DMTF0025 - While the cat's away
May 20, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBWhile Jan is away at the Hertha's members meeting collecting valuable intel. Simon record with Patrick, Cynthia and Veronica. They ramble on about Hertha vs Augsburg and Leverkusen as well as the end of season fan march in Berlin.
DMTF024 - Ballsy Balls and other Nonsense
May 09, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBIn our latest episode, Patrick and Simon get into some liquor and all kinds of shenanigans in spite of the relatively good results (4 points from the last two games). We also have an exclusive live version of the latest rage, a fan song for Fabian Lustenberger. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodca...
DMTF023 - Dead in the Water
April 23, 2019 07:19 - 2 hours - 126 MBIn our latest episode, we welcome the Canadian Dynamic Duo of Cynthia and Patrick and get into some liquor and all kinds of shenanigans to avoid talking about the games. Some questions are also answered. Enjoy. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe! Chapters: 00:00:00 Hello 00:07:0...
DMTF022 - Shithousery and snuff movies
April 11, 2019 13:19 - 1 hour - 103 MBGames no one wants to talk about really and lots of other shithousery with your hosts and our beloved guest Patrick, who hosted us in his humble abode. If you dig old men rambling on, this podcast is for you. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe! Shownotes: http://fussballverletzu...
DMTF021 - Fika and Kielbasa
March 19, 2019 07:51 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBIn this brand-new episode, we whiz through a ton of games in various detail and give you all the latest shebang about the best club in the entire galaxy. Coming soon to a country run by a white supremacist near you! Also there is a competition! Prizes to be won! Get in there! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information a...
DMTF020 - Tinkle as you score
February 06, 2019 11:54 - 1 hour - 52.3 MBAfter just one rather shitty game, Simon and Jan have a little conversation about the home game against Wolfsburg and then drift off into urinals and other baloney. The end features a short interview with Graham of Roker Rapport fame.
DMTF018 - I fart in your general direction w/ Blaues Gehirn
January 29, 2019 14:16 - 2 hours - 100 MBWith Simon stuck at home and the internet service finally up, we brought in a special friend: Meet Klaus, a Herthaner since 1977 and very talkative - who would have thought? Listen to two hours of babbling - abandon hope all ye who enter here. You can find Klaus on the Twitter @blauesgehirn. Let us know what you think, and don't forget to let him know how he did in his podcast premiere...
DMTF019 - Rückrunde Surprise
January 29, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBIn the first "real" podcast of the new year, Simon and Jan discuss the games in Nürnberg (awesome) and against Gelsenkirchen (kinda cool). We also answer some questions and then ramble on as usual. Little Easter Egg at the end: We have our first testimonial. Check it out! Hertha songs: http://hb98.de/liedgut/
DMTF017 - There is always a "but" with Hertha
December 10, 2018 22:04 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBIn our latest effort, we discuss the away game in Hannover and the home game against Frankfurt and all the stuff happening before and after these games. We give you an update on the injuries afflicting the team and we answer questions from our esteemed listeners. There seems to be more than one after all, who would have thought?!? If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpod...
DMTF016 - From the jaws of defeat
November 27, 2018 22:52 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBAfter yet another international break, we are back with the away game in Düsseldorf and the home game against Hoffenheim. As usual, we digress a whole lot, uncovering fascinating facts like the state of the guest restrooms in Düsseldorf. Apologies to our listeners, we hope you still enjoy our little podcast. If you do, please leave a review on iTunes. Shownotes: https://youtu.be/aiQkZ3rpvH8?t=59 (Hertha TV on OFC Christmas Parties) 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:46 F95 - BSC 00:19:03 BSC - ...
DMTF015 - The Sound of Silence
November 07, 2018 12:31 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBIn our newest episode, we have a look at the away game in Dortmund (neat), the away game in the cup in Darmstadt (also neat), the home game against Raba in an unusually quiet Olympiastadion (not very neat) and we also have to talk about the reactions to the flares and violence in Dortmund (not at all neat), the club's reaction (also not so neat) and the repercussions of the incident, the support boycott and the conflict between the fans and Hertha BSC (nothing neat whatsoever). We try to end ...
DMTF014 - Old or New Hertha?
October 25, 2018 00:00 - 51 minutes - 41.1 MBIn our third episode of the 2018/19 season, we discuss the away game in Mainz and the home game against Freiburg and then get lost in other ramblings.