Zayn Malik vs. Yolanda Hadid, Queen Elizabeth goes to the hospital, Carole Raziwill's Week Ahead in Astrology, META by Zuckerberg, + Molly's last US Weekly hate mail from Royal's STANS

Greetings Trashings, we may have a best-of episode on our hands! 
Sara checks in with Molly about her chronic cough that is confirmed not-Covid and they realize it’s spirit trying to communicate with her from behind the veil. Also, her new baby puppy is finally allowed outside and is attracting Beatles-level attention, including a gaggle of French women interested in being Molly’s fiancé’s side-chicks, and Molly finally gets the attention from strangers in the streets of London, that she's been missing. Skinny teenagers are littering her TickTock though, and Sara takes a stand.

8:30 Molly left her gig at US weekly as the Royal's Correspondent so that we can trash talk the monarchy properly, starting with... 

10:05 Queen Elizabeth is hospitalized and walking with a cane. Will she live to see the Jubilee in June? Why did Phillip's death get so much fanfare? Is he Cryogenically frozen, and what did he mean by “the WILL is sealed” -- A potential conspiracy theory emerges... 

How did Elizabeth and Philip feel about each other? Madly in love or actually, related? ...Or both?  How about Camilla and Charles —- Will she be Queen if Elizabeth expires? Is Charles on Viagra? Will Lil Bit Diana ever get a picture with her namesake IRL, or will we see their zoom screenshots in the history books forevermore?  Last but not least --  the “rainbow bridge” -- Is this phrase used for the passing of people or… just dogs…?

s/o to Charli & Dixie D'Amilio -- best ring light in the game rn. 

31:17 In more out of season housewives news: Yolanda Hadid and Zayn Malik are beefing hard-core. The girls investigate the charts of these two nemesis only to find that their charts are almost perfect mirrors. Is Yolanda in fact a Dutch slut? Did Gigi just end up marrying her mother? What does the future hold for this Karmic dysfunctional family? Who is Gigi's Kanye?

1:03:31 Carole Raziwill's week ahead in astrology. Her best moments during her housewives tenure and why we STAN!!! She's one of us!! 

1:31:00 Molly reads the final piece of "fan" mail (lol) that she received upon announcing her departure from US Weekly. Also enjoy a of tease next weeks episode where we were deep dive Mark Zuckerberg’s vision for cyber living via Facebook META with Rusty Foster.  Molly stumbles into an extraordinary beauty hack. 

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