Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
187 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsJoin this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
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We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 13, 2024 14:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Laughter! Intros are fun! Amy Sedaris night! More WINE! Bye bye, OJ! Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind! We experienced solar eclipse totality! Bloody clouds! Car sickness! Day to night, back to day in minutes! Sharp shadows! The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes! Paul's phantom conversations! Special dogs! Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...! JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music! Kiss sold t...
We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 06, 2024 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's WINE o'clock! French butcher! Gewürztraminer wine! David is a cheap drunk, apparently! Paul is a fantastic chef! Soy sauce problems! We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"! Truman Capote was annoying! Smoking is gross! Vaping is ridiculous! Solar Eclipse of the heart! Totality is where it's at, baby! All the earthquakes! LinkedIn Affairs! Farts are funny! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Ivana Trump's ...
Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
March 16, 2024 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Gross songs! Thanks, Tim! Yeast is still gross! Paula Abdul! Paul's songs and music ADHD! Yes, and?! Madonna is a jackass to her fans! We love sleeping! More BLTs! Dave??!! We miss John Candy! Paul isn't sentimental! Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies! Dave is Paul's daddy! Pornhub pulls out of Texas! Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company! Gleaning with Paul! "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent...
Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
February 25, 2024 17:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The BEE GEES! Dave is a lady boy man! We're a day late, but yer getting an episode! Paul is the animal nanny! Olive the dog! Dave, the BLT master! No basic sandwiches for Dave! Paul is a basic sandwich bitch! Trailer park memories! Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS! Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage! We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"! Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY! Milky goodness! How to cultivate human yea...
We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
February 10, 2024 15:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's congestion! It's Amy Sedaris night! Low energy Friday! Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit! Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much! Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?! "Saltburn" was not shocking to us! Uncut grave humping! "Short Bus" was shocking! Paul at Pine Knob! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable! Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo! Jon Hamm's penis talk! Paul has impeccable dickdar! Drake's big penis! Ricky Spanish! Fire cr...
TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
January 27, 2024 17:00 - 55 minutes - 38 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Spanish flea! Happy 2024! Paul got COVID! Our fun health issues! YAY! We're boiling, globally speaking! SAD = Great acronym! Paul's TV show dreams! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way! "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...! Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows! Blame it on the edit! Let's make money off True Crime! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! No more "Schmigadoon"! Screw you, Netflix! Teslas are G...
Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!
December 16, 2023 17:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer! I'm a power, dom top! Brutalized French, yet again! Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY! Abuse of power finally slapped down! Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad! Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin! Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly! Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER! Loud sneezing! Dave can turn on Paul's Siri! Screw you, Siri! Green Christmases! Super Snow Days! Latch key kids! Song potpourri! ...
Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!
December 09, 2023 15:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster! Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag! Schwetty Jingle Balls! Terry Bitchy! "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies! Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...! Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"! Leonard and his ghosts! Pap Smear Beer! Hi Tim! Business class spoilage! The malaria/tape worm diet! Paul's cramped thumb! Music ADHD! D...
Paul's "Wicked" Musical Memories, Methamphetamine and Lego, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
November 25, 2023 17:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bad Beyoncé! Low energy! Hey Macao! Give us a dingle! Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"! Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN! Hey Kevin! Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane! Full moons! Haaaaay Herbie! Leonard, the attention whore! Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"! Our fun musical journey! Expensive tickets are ridiculous! iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple! Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle! Shoshana "...
Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!
October 21, 2023 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Creamy goodness! More attempted French! Ronnie Vino says hello! More poopy plane fun! Debagging??!! Steamy bathroom floor poo! Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE! Human garbage! STEWARDESS??!! Wow...way to show your age, Dave! Kevin's flight attendant memories! Leonard! Paul's bitchiness! Throat punch with the sewers of hell! Leonard!! THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION! Secret knocks! Stranger underwear! Leonard!!! Kevin is a...
Crime Scene Sex Doll Temptation, More Stupid Baby Names, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
October 14, 2023 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sausages and dryers! October Friday the 13th, baby! Trumped solar eclipses! Dave is a hot dog aficionado! Paul enjoys mouth feel! Alcoholics! Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet! Karen! Ass cancer! Diarrhea plane, part deux! Crime scene sex doll fun! Dave's sex doll fun! Avenue Q! Stupid baby names! SO STUPID! Ice chomping = sexual frustration! Twig! Log! Branch! Bark! It's "Marceau", you peasant! Methamphetamine Rules! Blanche's lett...
Stolen Salad, Delta's Diarrhea Plane, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
October 07, 2023 16:00 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Diarrhea, plop plop! When in doubt, reboot! David's issues! AGAIN! Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail! Depression is fantastic! Hot sex in the masturbatorium! Burps AND farts! Pumpkin spice latte! Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis! Paris bed bug fun! Cole slaw cum! Greek salad! Mozzarella stick math! Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco! Farts are hilarious! Car sex! "Milf Manor"! Horror trivia time! Ecstasy! Episode Links (In Ord...
Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo!
August 12, 2023 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather! Butchered French! We love Amy Sedaris! 1-900-Wank-Me! 250,000 or bust! RIP Johnny Hardwick! Falling snakes! AND Hawks! F You in Particular, Peggy Jones! "Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous! Panties! Ghost divorce! Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe! Dave dislikes Meghan Markle! She was great in "Suits", though! Harry is the redheaded stepchild! Rabid follow...
We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
July 29, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Sinéad O'Connor! Madonna...girl! "Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!! Discomfort at the drive in! Paul's crankiness! Delicious snacks! Paul's "Barbie" score: B-! Dave's "Barbie" score: F! Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them! Paul's birthday is around the corner! Charcuterie goodness! Paul's garlic dip is divine! Dave loves caulk! UFO Whistleblower has an intense face! Non-human biologics! Global warming has ended! We're now in GL...
Colleen Ballinger's Apology Video is Peak Cringe, Hollywood Strikes, and Maury Povich Brand Paternity Tests!
July 22, 2023 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo! Dave loves cringe; Paul does not! "American Idol" cringe! Creepy people aren't always men! Leonard! Jonah Hill is an ass! Aboot! Civil War veteran teachers! Time blindness??!! Late to a plane?!?! NEVER!!! The Nanny union boss! In perpetuity! Shrinkflation! What fun! Paul's delicious pasta! Screw Instagram hashtags! Paul revisits "True Blood"! "True Blood" was a THIRSTY show! "Futurama" comes back from t...
Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
July 08, 2023 16:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul and Dave on each other's tits! Wham! The movies are an expensive outing! We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"! Nazis are the best villains! Paul loves Kelly Clarkson! "Chemistry" tells a story! From weed to cocaine! Lots of likes! Let's play the skin flute! We're stupid bitches! Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule! Dave's weed tolerance! Another ridiculous baby name! Trivia fun! Moist burps! Dave's hot dog cond...
Fun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!
July 01, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The jazz styling of Dave and Paul! Movement disorders are fun! Dave 2-minute update! Meta Paul! Paul 2-minute update! Work sucks! Caulk! Dave's a handyman! 80s Aerobics! The world's on fire! Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic! Stockton Rush is a dipshit! We need toilets! Plural! Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?! Cave divers are insane! Challenger disaster memories! Princess Diana jokes! Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Di...
Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
May 20, 2023 16:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dancing hamsters! Grandpappy issues! Happy 51st Birthday, Dave! Expensive Mentos! The United States snack attacks! Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk! Sand! Getting smokes for yer mom! Coke! Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy! Chris Pratt's nasty toenail! Toe sucking alarm clock! Leonard! Nude man alarm clock! Orgasmic music! George Santos finally arrested! Dave doesn't know legal definitions! Screw you, Cineplex! Constipation cures! D...
We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 29, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mermaids don't have feet! Gay singing! More sickness! Dave loves to move it, move it! Dangerous straws! Sanka?! Delicious?!?! Death has a sense of humour! It's Rube Goldberg, stupid! Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch! Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass! Stupid children names! Abcde Lmnop! Paul's allergies! "Barry" is amazing! STRIKE! To avoid "Picard" Spoilers, please advance to the following time: 24:57! 40 Years is...
Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 15, 2023 16:00 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Brady Bunch! Paul's stress! Long roads, winding turns! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! "The Wizard of Oz"! Munchkin Orgies! The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"! Paul's throat noises! Thank GOD for air conditioning! Leonard! The incident! Angry typing! Paul's frustration can be hilarious! Hilarious kicks! Drama! High Dave and his package! Blanche's letter! Bad parking lots! Post office lines! The foreve...
We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 08, 2023 16:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Happy Jesus day! Heavy-duty reenactments! Zombie Jesus! The light at the end of the tunnel! Déjà vu! Leonard! Donkey kicks and punches! Lifes vs Lives! AI is already destroying humanity! We deserve it! Siloed echo chambers of stupidity! 50K Km closer to the SUN! Not the Earth! Stupid Dave! Dave drinks! Kick-start the old car downstairs! Is Flight Attendant an offensive title?! Kevin - Let us know! Crazy flying stories! Send them in! ...
We've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
April 01, 2023 15:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul the song hopper! Music ADHD isn't fun! Super gay! Transparent, not translucent! Sneeze poops! LILLY and LEONARD! Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy! Dave's mom's hysterectomy! Reddit masturbation! The internet is for porn! Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael! Dave was a very gay child! Shaving Dave! Blumpkins! I lost my foot to sugar diabetes! Paul's discomfort at beardless Dave! Frick! Sensual head shaving! "Friends" is ve...
A Very Special Podcast Aftershow Extravaganza!
March 15, 2023 16:00 - 50 minutes - 35.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows! Episode 72 Aftershow: Reading Rainbow! More Creepy Stories! Ginger Gs! Ghostly Clothes Folding! Wear Your Helmet! Cabin In The Woods! Creepy Old Dead Lady! Creepy Phone Calls! It's Coming From Inside The House! Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK! Low Energy Dave! Yawning! Homeless In A Car Recording A Podcast! Episode Links! Episode 72! Cabin In The Woods! Episode 87 Aftershow: Leonard Ta...
Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
March 11, 2023 17:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jars of rainbows! Age differences can be fun! Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters! Amy Sedaris night! Dave was a funeral director! (WHAT??!!) Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!) Dave knows nothing about cash apps! Generational Karens! "Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass! Weird ice cream flavours! Delicious and disgusting Jelly Belly jelly beans! Beanboozled is gross! Snakes! Free Chicken Big Mac (it was gross)! ...
The Australian "Penis Starfish", Man's Penis Accidentally Removed in Amputation Disaster, and Magical Monthly Male Masturbation Amount to Keep Prostate Cancer Away!
March 08, 2023 17:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday! Ghost pepper sauce is delish! K-Pop! Travis Kelce triggers our thirst! Irish Spring soap! 80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU decide! Subway tuna is still delicious! The Australian porn star "penis starfish"! "Schmigadoon!" season 2 - "Schmicago!" Amputation disasters! Penile workarounds! Doctors make mistakes! Oooops! Decapitated doodles! Magical masturbation number needed to keep prostate cancer away! Jeremy!...
2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo Discovered, Daylight Savings Time Sucks, and Horrible Companies Doing Horrible Things!
March 01, 2023 17:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave! Sixty-Nine-ing! Unknown ABBA lyrics! Typing classes! Suddenly Seymour! Coconut cream pie in a can! Screw diabetes! Dave chooses pie over his foot! Cool Whip is delicious! Leonard LOVES whipped cream! Lilly LOVES candy canes! Hadrian's Wall is in Britain! Ad blockers are fun! Roman wooden dildos! Splinters! Pumping loads! Spring forward SUCKS! Blizzards in Los Angeles! Earthquakes! Our...
"South Park" Absolutely Skewers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
February 25, 2023 17:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Rihanna! Sports! Paul's drinking! Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset! "South Park" is hilarious! Pragmatic Paul! Meghan isn't very sincere! Kylie Jenner farted today! Leonard farted, too! Dave hates weddings, unless there is a show! Wedding horror! So many questions! Flapjacks! Mammary milk mouth! Screw Netflix! "Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar"! More drinking! More "MILF Manor" morbid merriment! Mom sexuality! Trivia time! Yay...
"M3GAN" Freaked Dave Out, What Happened to the White Dog Poo from the 70s, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
February 18, 2023 17:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ohio trains! Another special episode! Fives aren't even, dumbass! MEGA! The aughts! Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much! Big nope for a "Westworld" trip! What ever happened to the white dog poo from the 70s?! Barefoot poop fun! Rolling around in dog poop! Craigslist hook ups! Jacuzzi ass molecules! Nuke fun! Mt. Everest is ridiculous! Children are trash! The new "Night Court" is ridiculous! Paul's fart! Episode Links (In Order): 19...
Stormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother!
February 15, 2023 17:00 - 43 minutes - 29.7 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Burt Bacharach! Settling graves! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy colon removal day! Dave's mouth noises! "For the Love of DILFs"! Tony Cannoli! Paul Hollywood! More of Dave's noises! Valentine's Day cockroaches! Paul's aggression! VHRS! Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast! Thanks Taj Easton! Inert vs Inate! Paul loves to be Devil's Advocate! So much bitching! DNA test surprises! Incest is best! Bad mechanics! The unm...
Drew Toynbee Made Us a Fantastic New Podcast Trailer, "MILF Manor" is Cringy ASF, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
February 04, 2023 17:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: American Pie! Belly button lint! Amy Sedaris night on the podcast! Dave's fan girl moments! No cold calling! Pasta salad and herbs! OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURDOCH MYSTERIES SET VISIT! Hard Pecker cheese! Drew Toynbee's amazing new trailer for us! His name is DREW, NOT WILL! We can't wait for Picard Season 3! 4K Videos, please! Leonard has cancer! It's highly treatable! Farts have increased, however! Where in the world is Dave's fancy masturb...
"The Last of Us" Gay Bear Love Story of Bill and Frank, Gross Calendars, and Man Spends $2 Million/Year to be 18 Again!
February 01, 2023 17:00 - 39 minutes - 26.9 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Master and servant! Dave's mesh belly shirt! Boot camp! "The Jerry Springer Show"! Trash TV shows! More NASA bad luck! "For All Mankind" is still incredible! To avoid any "The Last of Us" spoilers, please go to the following time: 13:03! Dave's emotions! Holly Marie Combs is awesome! Fred and Ethel Mertz hated each other! "Reboot" is cancelled! "King of the Hill" has annoying characters! RIP Annie Wersching! RIP Cindy Williams! RIP Li...
Paul's Super High Friday Night Shenanigans, Justin Roiland's "Rick and Morty" Meltdown, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
January 28, 2023 17:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Friday surprises! Blowing loads in one shot! Paul hates the Aughts! Paul's accents! Mead! Paul's grooming! Paul loves his weeds! Palm leaves! Table inserts! Awful NASA anniversaries! Text message fun! 4D Cinema fun! Feel around! Paul is doobietastic! Justin Roiland is a huge bag of douche! Extra tartar sauce! Google creators sucked at naming their platform! Pepé Le Pew was a rapist! Paul's bologna song! Dung beetles! Koala STDs! E...
Leonard's Vet Issues, "The Last of Us" is Amazing, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls Part Deux!
January 25, 2023 17:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Homosexual singing birds! It's been a hot minute! January sucks! Peanut butter jelly time! Leonard's poops! Heathers! Vets cost money! Fashion show hunger games! Our take on "The Last of Us"! Scary prologues! We also love "For All Mankind"! Flat earth stupidity! This fucking guy! Leonard! Beef stew! Deteriorating! Episode Links (In Order): The History of the US can fit in one of Pluto's orbits! Sean Connery on Barbara Walters! Tom S...
Rejected Ontario Licence Plates, Funeral Director Sentenced to 20 Years for Selling Body Parts, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
January 07, 2023 17:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's singing! "King of the Hill" doobie sessions! Age differences! Book store vibrators! Orgasm discounts! Rejected Ontario licence plates! Dave's bum eye! We love "Drop Dead Gorgeous"! "Wednesday" tattoo fail! Tit tattoos! Gay Noah Schnapp! Dead body parts! Necrophilia ain't sexy! "South Park" unintentional hilarity! You stupid bitch! Todd and Julie Chrisley are GOING TO PRISON! Trivia! Vending machine cake! Tapey the tape worm! ...
Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls!
January 04, 2023 17:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pooping your pants! More French numbers! Blizzards! Excess packaging! Side effects! It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"! Daddy! Charcuterie! "Violent Night" was fantastic! We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"! "Welcome to Chippendales" was also amazing! Paul not impressed by Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time! Leonard! Pudding poop! George Santos' HUGE brass balls! Episode Lin...
A Very Special Podcast Crossover Episode with: Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides!
December 21, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBTonight, we have a very special crossover episode with our friends Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides! Join Caitlyn and Cassie as they chat about true crime, the paranormal, and all kinds of spooky shit in the Pacific Northwest. Just two "normal-ish" friends who wanted more local, creepy stories, so they never sleep or leave their houses again. They can be found at the links below! Episode Links (In Order): PNW Haunts & Homicides Podcast! PNW Haunts & Homicides Linktree! M...
Woman Can't Figure Out How to Eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange, Our Christmas Traditions, and Friday Night Christmas Trivia Time!
December 17, 2022 17:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Silent Night! Amy Sedaris night! Lilly and Leonard! Disney mascots! Leonard! Pudding poops! Feline irritable bowel syndrome! Mississauga Animal Hospital! Paul's power moves! Dumpy Trump digital trading cards! Money laundering! Terry's Chocolate Oranges! Paul's pronunciations! Peppermint candy canes! Nay to spearmint! Succulent Chinese meal! Bacon! Nom nom nom! Davey downer! Da-vaad and Paoulll! Dave turns into a Karen at the voting ...
A Very Special Guest Episode with: Stephen Tobolowsky!
December 14, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBTonight, we host our very special guest: Stephen Tobolowsky! Stephen Tobolowsky is one of the leading character actors today. He has appeared in over 200 movies and television shows. He has played everything from Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day to Sandy Ryerson in Glee. He has appeared almost naked as Stu Beggs on Californication and has worn the same suit for seven years as Principal Earl Ball on The Goldbergs. Stephen currently appears as Dr. Leslie Berkowitz in the new generation remake...
Jesus Tells Woman to Open Plane Door Mid-Flight, Hot Gay Reverend Expertly Takes Down Twitter Troll, and Christmas Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
December 10, 2022 17:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Decemberfest! Low energy Friday night! Bisexual VAX received! 5G microchips in our heads! Yay! We love "Welcome to Chippendales"! We don't know, Margo! One episode a week? WTF?! Fargo! Dr. Biff Jackson! Celine married her grandfather! Elderly Florida man swindled by his child bride! Why people get colds in cold weather! Science! Adrenaline boost! Jesus tells woman to open plane door mid-flight! Subway stabbings! Hot Gay Reverend makes ...
"A Christmas Story Christmas" Has a Hilarious Plot Hole, Woman Running Errands in Toronto Jabbed by Needle, and Woman Arrested for Shutting Off Roommate's Ventilator!
December 07, 2022 17:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: IT'S CHRISTMAS! Bong Crisby! No spirit here! So, Christmas! Pilk sounds disgusting! No dairy in my pop, please! Dave's Malt Shop days! Ambrosia salad! "A Christmas Story Christmas"! To avoid "A Christmas Story Christmas" spoilers, skip to the following time: 26:16 Bunny suits and Dave's crush on Peter Billingsley! Darren McGavin died in 2006! Where is the old man's corpse??!! The carollers! What in the actual eff?! The new "Indiana Jon...
"Disenchanted" Has as Much Charm as "Hocus Pocus 2", We LOVE "Wednesday", and Florida Woman Starts A Velveeta Class Action Lawsuit!
November 30, 2022 17:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: ABBA! Wrong lyrics! Lilly and Leonard! Cacophony of malaise! Choices have consequences! LEONARD! Paul loves "The Great British Bake Off"! Dave loves cake! What's a Gluten?! "Disenchanted" was...um...OK...! Paul's "A" in math! No "The Goonies" Sequel! No "The Goonies" Remake! "Disenchanted" = "Coming to America 2", "Hocus Pocus 2", "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull"! 82' 4K TVs are AMAZING! "Criminal Minds Evolution" is pretty cool! V...
Groom Shows Up to Wedding in a Casket, Woman's Rag Doll Husband Cheats On Her, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
November 26, 2022 17:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Happy Black Friday! Paul's back pimple! Lots of contact lenses! Paul loves pimple popping! Dave does not! "Chucky" Season 2 was wild! Happy belated Thanksgiving, our American friends! "The Goonies" House up for sale! Potatoes with a side of white supremacy! Dave hates weddings! Groom shows up in casket! What a straight guy thing to do! What?!?! He's GAY?!?! Negatively viral! A wedding at a funeral! Rag doll cheats on his wife! Think of t...
A Very Special Guest Episode with: John Billingsley!
November 23, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBTonight, we host our very special guest: John Billingsley! John Billingsley has been a prolific character actor working across stage and screen for over three decades. In film, he is perhaps best known for his Lead role in OUT OF TIME (starring opposite Denzell Washington), and in television his breakout role came as a Series Regular in STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. John can next be seen recurring in Apple TV+s limited series MANHUNT, based on James Swanson’s bestselling book. The series will c...
Man-sized Emotional Support Teddy Bear, We Need to Talk About Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
November 19, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's been a while! Dave bombs...and melts! Leonard! Dave's disorder is a cheap date! Paul loves insanity! So, it's not a real baby?! Paul's genuine concern! The devil's lettuce! Local youth! Emotional support bear, Loving Bear Puffy! Australian dollars! Yiffing could be a lot of fun! Professional cuddling! Dave's clean ears! Executive scented pooper! Elizabeth Holmes going to jail for 11 Years! Elon Musk is a moron! Tax the rich! We ...
Our Friend Doug is in a Movie, Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion Part Deux, and Air Dropping Nudes on a Plane!
November 09, 2022 17:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul thinks "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" might be racist! Paul isn't really a Canadian, apparently! River Dancing! Yes, Paul...Gordon Lightfoot is still alive! Canadian accents! Paul STILL hates "Human Centipede"! Cats cost a LOT of money! Paul's whiplash! "Alo Glo" is from "Cabinet of Curiosities"! Lilly's joints, and Leonard's coughs! Clean the cat litter, folks! Doug's in a MOVIE!! "Bridge of the Doomed"! Cheeto McOrangeDust! T...
Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion, We Need to Talk about Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
November 05, 2022 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sassy Beginnings! Loud Explosive Farts and Liquid Hot Magma! No Rings of Fire! Maude Flanders' Unflavoured Sitz Baths! Bea Arthur! Dave isn't Anti-Woke btw! He's Just an Asshole! Give People a Proper Raise! Death Taxes! Illegal Strikes! Drug Dealing Politicians! Solidarity Strikes! France Gets Angry! Agriculture Tonight with Dave and Paul! Record Profit Price Gouging! Beaver! AI Is Destroying Humanity! Please Don't Fuck up the Midterms...
It's Dave and Paul's Halloween Argument Episode, Empathy Heals' Terrifying "We've Been Robbed" Story, and Our Final Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
October 29, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: More Bickering! This Time about the Definition of "Zaddy"! Our Best Work Comes out of Strife! 2 Syllables are Better than 1 in an Argument! "Murdoch Mysteries" has an App! Doug Agreed: "Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great! "Halloween" 2018 is Amazing! Empathy Heals' Scary Story was Terrifying! Paul Gets Testy! Paul was Robbed! Porno on the Big Screen! Swingers! More Testy Exchanges! Paul is Going to Toss Dave's Shit when he Dies! "Arachnophobia"...
The New Hit UK TV Show: "My Massive C**k", Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Scumbags, and Our Favourite Halloween TV Shows!
October 26, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 35.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Puttin' on the Ritz! Leonard! Sharp Notes! Massive Cocks! I've Never Done this Before! PhD in Cocksuckology! Grey Sweat Pants! World Average = 4.8 Inches! Yay! Dave is 14-Years-Old, Mentally Speaking! Anilingus Songs! SNL Actors are Really Young Now! Farts! Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Complete Scumbags! Harvey Weinstein, Shockingly, isn't Brad Pitt or George Clooney! Transactional Sex! Crotch Rockets! Defense Attorneys are Comp...
The New Hit UK TV Show: "My Massive C**k", Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Scumbags, and Our Favourite Halloween TV Shows!
October 26, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 35.1 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Puttin' on the Ritz! Leonard! Sharp Notes! Massive Cocks! I've Never Done this Before! PhD in Cocksuckology! Grey Sweat Pants! World Average = 4.8 Inches! Yay! Dave is 14-Years-Old, Mentally Speaking! Anilingus Songs! SNL Actors are Really Young Now! Farts! Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Complete Scumbags! Harvey Weinstein, Shockingly, isn't Brad Pitt or George Clooney! Transactional Sex! Crotch Rockets! Defense Attorneys are Comp...
"Twister" Scared the Hell out of Childhood Paul, More of our Horror Movie Faves, and Another Halloween Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
October 22, 2022 16:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Clam-O-Naise for Days! French Bisexual Confusion! Sorry, Emp! Lotsa Bidets! Picture it: Sicily, 1922! Lack of Energy! Casper the Friendly Boy! Cock Bark! Ernest! "Twister" Scared Young Paul! "Death Becomes Her"! "The Changeling"! "Picard" Season 3 Has Dave Excited in his Pants! Dave Exhibits Klingon Racism! "The Exorcist 3" Scared Dave! Kevin Spacey is Scary! The "Final Destination" Movies are Amazing! It's Hip! To be SQUARE! Jennife...