DISTRACTED AND AGGRESSIVE
17 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 59 ratingsAngelique and Sally are actresses, new mothers, and goofballs. Always opinionated, fuzzy on facts, they are simultaneously distracted and aggressive. This is their podcast to air grievances about seemingly harmless things, express their undying love for each other, and laugh at the ridiculous and relatable details of their lives.
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Episodes
Sesame Latte, Dog Boners, the Usual...
May 24, 2019 08:10 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MBRealllly hit a stride this week -- We set out to record an ep about Mother's Day that included interviews with our moms BUT WE NEVER GOT THERE... because we are, categorically, distracted and aggressive. So instead today's topics include: Web MD, dog boners, husbands who are good at Insta (not OUR husbands), zombie almond milk, things not to say on a 1st date, flat warts, Siri, David's stupid clothes, 6th grade sports bras, activated charcoal, and Elmo.
BONUS EP: Farts. (and other important)
May 17, 2019 18:27 - 9 minutes - 8.79 MBA quick hit on some important topics. Namely: farts on planes and self-imposed social media time restrictions
My Sports Bra Had 16 Tags In It
May 15, 2019 17:32 - 22 minutes - 21 MBA mom’s trash is a kid’s art… if your kid is a hoarder, Ang just can’t help being so… sexy?, #tagsinclothes, #Anghatestagsinclothes, #Enoughtotalkaboutitforalmostawholeepisode
Origin Story
May 03, 2019 07:46 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBHow did Sally and Angelique become friends? It's in today's episode... ALSO in today's ep: David brought GREAT snacks for once, Ang is legally blind, Sally has a fear of creepy dolls, and Voodoo is alive and well.
Wanna... "Pull My Vape?"
April 24, 2019 06:58 - 35 minutes - 33.2 MBBack in the swing of things, Ang and Sally go deep on casual weed usage, bird alarm clocks, parenting class judgments, being jealous of bilingual babies, and the pitfalls of social media.
WE'RE BACK!!!!
April 17, 2019 07:27 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBIt's been awhile and so much and also nothing has changed - Sally had a baby, Angelique's baby is ready to potty train, David is still trying to get the microphones set up correctly. After berating David for letting the podcast wane away, Sally and Ang jump into the deep end of Pellegrino vs LaCroix, Ang's cartoon shark bedroom eyes, and wiping kids' butts. Welcome back.
Sarah Shahi Slays Us
July 27, 2018 06:35 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBOur favorite guest that we have EVER HAD on the show! Nevermind that she's our first, Sarah comes on and brings truth, zest, laughter, and (even though it's a podcast) some real hot leather short shorts. Topics include: kids, sometimes not liking your kids, working with your spouse, a shocking revelation about Angelique's SAT score, Sally's berating of Sarah for wearing said leather short shorts, buying your first bra, and Robert Altman.
Well, Clearly
June 15, 2018 06:26 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBI LOVE BEING WRONG, said no one ever. Also, dealing with clutter, dentists, laundry, packing, and people who own Droids. (Producer's note: Droid phones are great); (Sally and Angelique's note: No they're not)
David Constantly Adjusts the Mics
June 11, 2018 17:04 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBC Sections, Strawberries, Chiggers. Also, David adjusts the microphones pretty much the entire show.
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
May 30, 2018 01:23 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MBText etiquette, future plans are made for flaking, signs Sally wants you to leave her house, the romance of messiness, raising a good kid in a buy-everything world, and... diarrhea. Oh, also Angelique doesn’t know her dog's bday.
Passive Aggressive LOL
May 10, 2018 06:50 - 24 minutes - 44.9 MBBoobs out, post-preg clothing woes, Vegas residencies, "oh my God" vs "oh my gosh" vs "oh my gahhh", and a deep dive into the shallow end of #abbreviations, oh and JASON (Ang's husband) accidentally calls in!
A Real Weird PSA
May 02, 2018 05:00 - 23 minutes - 31.6 MBAng dated a Mormon hemophiliac boogey border, Sally’s college boyfriend puked on her so she stole his shirt. Also: was I cool in college? no? are kids exhausting? yeah? Do scientists have more interesting social media feeds? probably.
Does It Feel Like Pee in Here?
April 25, 2018 06:29 - 18 minutes - 25 MBTopics: Bathroom Talk, whole lotta bathroom talk, starting with toddler jacuzzi pee, ending with couples poop-etiquette. Also, when is food too bad to eat? Kimchi on airplanes, spouses who hoard, and of course, snacks.
More Agg than Dist Today
April 04, 2018 19:37 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBTopics: vag lifts, too much insta too little time, Damian Lewis breathes loudly, love/hate for Lumosity, don't F with pregnant ladies, fishing for sponsors, word games, buying rope... returning rope
Raisins are Barbaric
March 28, 2018 15:28 - 23 minutes - 43.3 MBNote: recorded when Ang was still pregnant Topics: Lot to say about dried fruit, hiding garbage from your spouse, exploiting amnesia, possible sponsors, more about dried fruit, gefilte fish, goat cheese, gorilla regurgitation and stalking Alicia Silverstone
Scary Looking Crickets
March 23, 2018 05:38 - 24 minutes - 46.9 MBNow we're cooking. Topics: Problems with Motorcycles, Cuban Baby Cologne, Spider bites, “Pincer” or “Pincher”, Scary Looking Crickets, and maybe a little farting.
What's the Name of This Podcast?
February 09, 2018 19:19 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBAngelique and Sally (with the help of producer/Sally's husband David) stumble headfirst into their first episode. Topics: what should this podcast be called, the importance of snacks, Angelique's need for wet feet, hornets vs bees, snacks.