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Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling!

March 07, 2024 08:40 - 50 minutes - 35.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:04  Cloud Busting 14:12:12  Annoying Racist Streaming Meets a Satisfying End 18:48:08  The Man Who Thinks Donald Trump Is “Hot” 21:03:00  Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Confrontation 24:43:03  The Man Being Harassed By Pervert Train Drivers 32:36:18  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:21:06  Thai Lady Boys Vs. Trans Prostitutes 37:35:11  Scorpion Scrot Bite […] The post Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want

March 05, 2024 06:56 - 57 minutes - 40.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:22:07  Test Of Patience: International Rescue Ranger Edition  04:59:22  Thank God That’s Over With! 05:09:21  Just Kidding. Welcome To Hell. 07:31:20  Settle In…We’re Nowhere Close To Being Done 11:23:14  Sorry To Everyone Who Is New To The Show 12:43:13  Let’s Check In With The Vore (Human Swallowing) Fetish 16:31:14  Streamer […] The post High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum

March 01, 2024 06:36 - 56 minutes - 39.2 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:03:03  Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer 08:10:24  Livestreaming Your Firing / Meltdown 13:17:08  The Snapping Grannies Sing About Nut Sacks And Vaginal Bleeding 18:24:08  Scooping Sunflower Seed Shells From A Woman’s Butthole 23:24:22  Sovereign Citizen Arrest 29:46:23  Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV 31:14:01  PO […] The post Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns

February 28, 2024 06:31 - 54 minutes - 38.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:08  Lord Douche And The Neverending Rental Car Saga 04:35:08  Communicating With Galactic Unicorns 16:40:05  Racist Freak Out Over Hot Sauce 20:14:22  Having A Complete Mental Breakdown Because She Took A Photo 31:00:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:32:00  Taylor Swift Is About To Activate Her Global Coven Of Teenage […] The post How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology

February 26, 2024 05:01 - 35 minutes - 25 MB

On Today’s Show: We’re starting the week off with a best of program! This was originally a Sideshow exclusive podcast, so if you’re not yet a member — It’s NEW TO YOU! Tomorrow’s show will be for Sideshow members and I’ll return for a new podcast for everyone on Wednesday. Enjoy! Our New PO Box […] The post Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte

February 22, 2024 05:21 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:21:17  Hello (Whores) 03:28:23  Opening Music 03:48:22  The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche 13:15:05  Meade Is Packing On The Pounds 18:42:09  Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable 21:24:13  A Topsy Turvey Butthole 24:32:04  Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay 31:37:13  New Dirty Pop Dance Music! […] The post Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater!

February 20, 2024 05:10 - 51 minutes - 36.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:20  Donald Trump Sneakers! 08:43:01  New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network 12:21:18  Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat 17:17:06 Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops 22:18:05  Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store 26:06:06  Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It […] The post Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy

February 15, 2024 06:18 - 54 minutes - 37.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:14  Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible!   10:45:22  Caught In A Whale Poonado! 15:48:05  Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting 22:54:05  Trans Activist Loses Her Cool 28:23:01  Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments 33:37:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 34:37:10  Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only […] The post How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations

February 14, 2024 05:01 - 57 minutes - 40.2 MB

On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of DV is being released to everyone, Thanks to AdamEve.Com – Use PROMO Code FREAK for 50% Off, A Valentines Day Lovers Kit, 6 Free Movies, and FREE Shipping! 00:00:00  Promo Code FREAK @ AdamEve.Com 01:19:08  Introduction 04:19:05  Rejecting Dudes With The Pop Of A Balloon 12:02:19  Penis […] The post The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally

February 13, 2024 06:48 - 55 minutes - 38.8 MB

On Today’s Fantastic Show – 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com – 50% For VD 01:19:15  Introduction 03:33:04  Special Snatch / Ear Wax 05:19:22  A Mystical Gift From Beyond Returns!  08:03:10 Distorted View PO Box 36268 Cincinnati, OH 45236 09:38:16  Spit, Snot, And Loogie Fetish 18:21:14 The Man Who Was Born With A 15″ Dong 24:22:15 […] The post Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy

February 08, 2024 07:10 - 50 minutes - 35.6 MB

On Today’s Show- 00:00:00  Introduction 02:36:07  Messages Left On The Antifa Hotline 09:49:03  Tamir Is Very Defensive About His Sexuality 16:14:19  This Youtuber Doesn’t Do Well With Women 20:28:10  Toilet Sniffluencer Loves The Fame And The Cocaine! 24:33:12  Signfeld – Riffing On Store Names 28:01:08  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:27:07  Nearly Licked To Death […] The post Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Please, No Yodeling On A First Date

February 06, 2024 05:43 - 51 minutes - 36.3 MB

On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Valentines Day Promo Code “FREAK” 50% Off And So Much More! 03:31:01  A Not Great Way To Celebrate Black History Month 08:51:03  Meade’s Online Dating Misadventures 20:51:07  Baby Andy Can’t Wipe Properly And Wants To Talk About It 24:23:16  Tornado Freak Out 26:01:00  Poo Fingerpainter Looking For Love 30:38:24  Become […] The post Please, No Yodeling On A First Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism

February 01, 2024 06:14 - 51 minutes - 36.5 MB

On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 50% Off At AdamEve.Com – PROMO CODE: FREAK 01:14:09  Introduction 02:45:24  You’re Coming On A Good One 04:06:18  Deranged Man Cuts Dad’s Head Off – An Indepth Look 11:21:19  America’s Newest Decapitator Is Also A Musician! 18:24:07  Head Butcher Justin Mohn Was Also An Esteemed Author (Self Published) 24:06:21  Proof Baby […] The post Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station

January 30, 2024 05:26 - 59 minutes - 41.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day – Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com 01:43:00  Introduction 03:22:12  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 17:01:13  Inmate Video Personal Ads Have Invaded TikTok 18:34:10  More Grant Macdonald / Ram Ranch Arrest Info 25:58:23  First Amendment Auditor Tries His Luck At An Elementary School 29:43:00  Blind Twins Singing Songs Bitching […] The post Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today!

January 26, 2024 05:43 - 45 minutes - 31.7 MB

Hey Freaks! We’re doing a best of show right now! This one is from about 10 years ago. I’ll be back later for a new Sideshow-Exclusive episode! Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There!

January 25, 2024 05:47 - 57 minutes - 40.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:44:01  Social Media Meltdown Over The Barbie Movie And The Oscars 07:47:21  Tom Hanks Perv Allegations 12:10:11  Which Terrorist Act Was Really An Offering To Satan? 15:27:09  A GUy On Tiktok Reveals Why He Doesn’t Wipe After Using The Bathroom 19:51:14  Awful As Seen On TV Product – Eat This […] The post Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida

January 23, 2024 05:21 - 54 minutes - 38.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02  Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairies 12:59:17  Racist First Date Ends With A Stalking 17:40:18  Bug Chases, Gift Givers, And The Language Of AIDSy Love 22:16:03  Jerk Junkies Taking Meat Into Their Own Hands 25:33:04  A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame […] The post The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?

January 18, 2024 05:43 - 52 minutes - 37.1 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:07  The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24  Demonic Forces Keeping Meade At The Same Weight 15:14:07  Getting Kitty Litter Bombed On Your Livestream 19:15:10  Daring To Glance Over At Your Dumb, Precious Child 23:16:02  Airplane Freakout 25:45:17  Tamir Is Experimenting Sexually And Learning About His Body […] The post What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee

January 16, 2024 17:08 - 47 minutes - 33.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

January 11, 2024 08:15 - 50 minutes - 35.2 MB

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!

January 09, 2024 05:01 - 51 minutes - 36.4 MB

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex

January 04, 2024 05:11 - 49 minutes - 35 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips

January 02, 2024 05:18 - 53 minutes - 40.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal

December 29, 2023 05:55 - 54 minutes - 38.3 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19  Magical Black People: The Movie 13:04:09  Cancer Fetishes 18:06:15  Livestreamer Finds Worms In Her Poop 21:49:18 A Final Daniel Larson Freakout For 2023 26:26:03  Amazon Delivery Person Vs. Rabid Old Women 29:38:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:40:13  Chinese Chess Player Communicating […] The post Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough

December 27, 2023 05:55 - 50 minutes - 37 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16  The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02  Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10  Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face

December 26, 2023 05:01 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MB

I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips

December 22, 2023 05:05 - 58 minutes - 41.5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers)

December 20, 2023 05:06 - 53 minutes - 37.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

 How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt

December 18, 2023 00:00 - 54 minutes - 38.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […] The post  How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In ...

My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors

December 15, 2023 23:23 - 54 minutes - 38.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24 […] The post My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes

December 15, 2023 05:00 - 39 minutes - 27.6 MB

On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts

December 13, 2023 08:05 - 5 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For […] The post Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag

December 11, 2023 05:43 - 58 minutes - 40.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […] The post Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years

December 08, 2023 05:24 - 51 minutes - 36 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover […] The post A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven

December 06, 2023 06:10 - 54 minutes - 40.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The […] The post A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

 Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer

December 04, 2023 15:43

In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard. Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t […] The post  Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

 Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!

December 04, 2023 05:09 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating […] The post  Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched

December 01, 2023 05:58 - 51 minutes - 35.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:02  Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03  New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10  Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02  The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19  Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00  A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17  Support Distorted View! 28:57:17  Not Without […] The post The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate

November 29, 2023 20:42

Take a look at the chapter artwork and you will see a photograph of a car featuring what can only be described as a glaringly fake license plate. Bay Area cops noticed it immediately. Yes, in the early hours of Friday morning, a driver in Benicia, California, found herself on the wrong side of the […] The post Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts

November 29, 2023 06:15 - 52 minutes - 36.7 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:19  The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02  Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21  Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12  Support DV!  31:51:21  Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […] The post Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift

November 27, 2023 17:50

Washington State woman says she woke up with unwanted breast implants. They may have been unwanted, but believe me, they were needed. Do you think this is something that she’s just telling her family? “I went to the doctor, the next thing I know I had breast implants. I didn’t even want them!” But in […] The post Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift

November 27, 2023 06:07 - 45 minutes - 34 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:42:18  Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06  My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11  Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14  A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14  The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16  A Glitch In The Matrix And […] The post Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Gay Last Names Are Now Banned

November 25, 2023 17:28

Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse […] The post Gay Last Names Are Now Banned first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps

November 24, 2023 06:27 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MB

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations

November 22, 2023 05:47 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparati...

The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth

November 20, 2023 06:17 - 35 minutes - 24.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appea...

Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You

November 17, 2023 22:58 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […] The post Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You first appeared on Distorted ...

Sperming On A Communion Wafer

November 16, 2023 02:17 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store […] The post Sperming On A Communion Wafer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting

November 13, 2023 06:44 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:15:19.10  Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47  Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71  I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75  Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72  Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15  Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02  Sign Up For The […] The post Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting first ap...

The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System

November 10, 2023 07:05 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:12:11.05  It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69  Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30  Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22  Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47  Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79  New Info On Tamir and […] The post The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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