Discount Therapy
58 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -Discount comedy, Discount advice. Comedy Advice, bits, and skits with your hosts, Seth Aguirre, Matthew Schneider, and Myles Tarnutzer. We're in your network, and put the PP in PPO.
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S2-26 - Rev up their sexengine
February 15, 2022 03:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MBCome one, come all. The sexhiest awaits. The internet was made for porn, and the metaverse was made for sweet baby rays. Comedy Advice.
S2-25 - Red Flag, Green Flag
January 25, 2022 02:00 - 37 minutes - 26 MBComedy Advice. How would you like to be broken up with? Double matching on apps, and the perils of gamifying communication. Also our Employee of the year, Sharell, takes some customer support calls! Opening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
S2-24 - Samwise and Baby
January 11, 2022 07:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MBBundle up in your blanket with us.
S2-E23 - Have A Very Covid Christmas
December 25, 2021 05:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBHappy Holidays! Whether you plan on getting trashed with grandma, or finding a way to avoid your racist uncle, the holidays are always an eventful time. So whether you're hiding away, quarantining (again), or enjoying the company of your loved ones, don't forget to listen to Discount Therapy. Because once you stop believing, we wither away and die. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Don't Blow your Bros
December 06, 2021 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBComedy Advice Hello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..? Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
S2-22 - Don't Blow your Bros
December 06, 2021 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBComedy Advice Hello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..? Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
S2-21 - Pubeuku
November 15, 2021 22:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBComedy Advice Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?
S2-21 - Pubeuku
November 15, 2021 22:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBComedy Advice Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?
S2-20 - The Spooktacular
November 03, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBComedy Advice Spooky season may be dead, but so is my will to go on. Enjoy! Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Intro/Outro music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
S2-E19 - Material Girl/Material World
October 05, 2021 01:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBComedy Advice Move to Alaska, shave your legs, and fall in love. Learn how to become more confident, and how to pick up a babe without ever trying. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
S2-E18 - King Dysentry
September 20, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBComedy Advice - Assert Dominance.
S2-E17 - Czar it up!
September 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBComedy Advice Sorry about the delay! Come join us for wedding mishaps, dating your siblings ex, and how to fake your own death! Cover Art: Chen Xia Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear"- Sweet Elle Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
S2-E16 - My Friend's been Kidnapped, what do I do?
August 16, 2021 22:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBComedy Advice. Advice on how to navigate those tricky waters for when your old best friend gets kidnapped, tinder bio's of the week, and the most moral way to end a bugs miserable life. Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle Cover Art" Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
S2-E15 - Looking for Love on Craigslist
August 03, 2021 02:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBComedy Advice. Tips on gaslighting your parents, how to change yourself for someone else, and what to do when your significant other demands money for sex. You know, the normal stuff. Intro/Outro "Honey Sweetheart Dear" - Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
S2-E14 - Billy Tonka and the Sin Factory
July 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBComedy Advice Petty revenge on annoying coworkers? We got you. Dealing with leaked nudes? We got you. Selling another (fake?) product, and visiting the DT factory with Billy Tonka and his Troompa Loompas? We got you! Hosts: Matt Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Intro/Outro: Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
S2-E13 - The FannyPack Revolution
July 05, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBComedy Advice Make friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious. Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Editing & Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Cover art: Chen Shaw Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle
S2-E13 - The FannyPack Revolution
July 05, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBComedy Advice Make friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious. Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Editing & Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Cover art: Chen Shaw Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle
S2-E12 - Children Vomit Torture
June 21, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBComedy Advice. Lets talk about breaking up with your parents, big dick energy, and how to conquer your fear of amusement park rides. oh and ofc vomiting on children. Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matt Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing: Seth Aguirre Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Song - "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Cover Art by Chen Shaw
S2-E11 - Big Kinky Baby
May 31, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBComedy Advice. Who's a big baby boy? A widdle stinky champy wampy? I'll give you a hint, he's on this podcast, and his name is matt. Listen to episode 11 and figure out why your boyfriend is making baby faces at you, how to deal with a sex offending ghost (???) and learn all about THE GOO!
S2-E10 - The Italian Job
May 17, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBCOMEDY ADVICE. To feature your question on the show email [email protected] or DM us at Discounttherapypod on instagram! THIS WEEK; Questions about a case of mistaken sex offender identity, surprising your wife, and dirty rooms. So all of life's frequent happenings
S2-E9 - Shooting Up
May 03, 2021 17:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBComedy Advice - Medical Advice from 3 unqualified friends. Questions about Vaccination, 5g, and weed etiquette. Was this originally supposed to be uploaded around 4/20? Yes. Was it not? Also yes. So listen to us make some late weed jokes!
s2-E8 - A Pure Easter Special
April 12, 2021 21:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MBComedy Advice - Geriatric belief in the easter bunny, quitting your job, and ANOTHER little suprise ;)
S2-E7 - The Charcuterie Cuties
March 29, 2021 20:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBComedy Advice. Immaculate date ideas to give him the right signals, lots of bad (not) Bostonian accents, and more in this episode of Discount Therapy.
S2-E6 - Love and Lies
March 15, 2021 19:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBComedy Advice. Come and join us on a magical love themed episode brought to you by your Horny godmother! Let her magic wand guide you in questions about how to impress your love, how to up your poetry game, and how to navigate romance as a convicted felon. Any mention of Disney, or Disney related characters are coincidental, and most certainly parodies.
S2-E5 - Musical Masturbation
March 01, 2021 22:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MBComedy Advice: Learn how to get revenge on a TP thief roommates, learn the reddest of all flags, and learn how to destroy a gameshow hosts life in this episode of Discount Therapy. Loosely music themed
S2-E4- Nicholas Cage, Finances, and You.
February 16, 2021 02:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBJoin us this week as we conquer Gamestop, interview 2 and 1/2 Nick Cages, and summon a Demon. (Finance theme for this week).
S2-E4- Nicholas Cage, Finances, and You.
February 16, 2021 02:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBJoin us this week as we conquer Gamestop, interview 2 and 1/2 Nick Cages, and summon a Demon. (Finance theme for this week).
S2-E3- Dating Vampires
February 01, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBThis one's all about dating apps and inauguration, baby!
S2-E2 - How to Tame your Wiccan
January 11, 2021 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBCursed friends, dead grandmas, and murderers sexual prowess, oh my! A loose spiritual themed episode. Art by Chen Xia Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguire
S2-E2 - How to Tame your Wiccan
January 11, 2021 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBCursed friends, dead grandmas, and murderers sexual prowess, oh my! A loose spiritual themed episode. Art by Chen Xia Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguire
S2-E1- A Holiday Miracle
December 28, 2020 22:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBDiscount Therapy is back for season 2, and better than ever! Come join in the holiday festivities as we answer holiday themed questions, and drop a special reveal ;). Art by Chen Xia Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre.
ANNOUNCEMENT
December 22, 2020 05:00 - 1 minute - 1.32 MBDiscount Therapy is back and better than ever! New episodes drop December 28th, 2020
S1-E13 - Until We Meet Again
August 02, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MBA wrap for season 1! Discount Therapy must be destroyed. Join us and special guest Drew Battaglia as we answer the questions of the universe.
Discount Therapy 13 - Until We Meet Again
August 02, 2020 07:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBA wrap for season 1! Discount Therapy must be destroyed. Join us and special guest Drew Battaglia as we answer the questions of the universe.
Discount Therapy 12 - Subway Hacks
July 14, 2020 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBLearn how to maximize your subway sitch, the early years of "Straight Shootin' Putin", and the return of JuniperBerry!
S1-E12 - Subway Hacks
July 14, 2020 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBLearn how to maximize your subway sitch, the early years of "Straight Shootin' Putin", and the return of JuniperBerry!
S1-E11 - McDonald's Wiener Wrangler
June 28, 2020 20:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBThey say you can hear his spurs from a mile away. The Wiener Wrangler takes what is his. bath salts, methdarts, and more!
Discount Therapy 11 - McDonald's Wiener Wrangler
June 28, 2020 20:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBThey say you can hear his spurs from a mile away. The Wiener Wrangler takes what is his. bath salts, methdarts, and more!
Discount Therapy 10 - Shuffleboard and Bang
June 13, 2020 21:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBThe podcast was going great, until that foul smelling Carny found us on our date...
S1-E10 - Shuffleboard and Bang
June 13, 2020 21:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBThe podcast was going great, until that foul smelling Carny found us on our date...
Discount Therapy 9 - Bad Dick Day
May 24, 2020 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBTips for that first date, bad dick days, and how to try and pull a fast one on the host that edits the podcast. Yes, I know about your side podcast, you ungrateful assholes.
S1-E9 - Bad Dick Day
May 24, 2020 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBTips for that first date, bad dick days, and how to try and pull a fast one on the host that edits the podcast. Yes, I know about your side podcast, you ungrateful assholes.
S1-E8 - The Adventures of Juniperberry
May 16, 2020 20:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBLittle Timmy's stuck in a well! Will the boys world-weary delivery and disregard for legitimate help save him in time!?
Discount Therapy 8 - The Adventures of Juniperberry
May 16, 2020 20:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MBLittle Timmy's stuck in a well! Will the boys world-weary delivery and disregard for legitimate help save him in time!?
S1-E7 - Cereal Attraction
May 09, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 38.8 MBEvery gotten off to the idea of Captain Crunch? Us too. The most essential children, cutthroat real estate agents, murder bf's, and more!
Discount Therapy 7 - Cereal Attraction
May 09, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBEvery gotten off to the idea of Captain Crunch? Us too. The most essential children, cutthroat real estate agents, murder bf's, and more!
Discount Therapy 6 - Farm Girls
May 01, 2020 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBMatt fucking up, alien jizz, and an ice cold beer with the label facing out.
S1-E6 - Farm Girls
May 01, 2020 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBMatt fucking up, alien jizz, and an ice cold beer with the label facing out.
S1-E5 - The Gift of Child Ownership
April 24, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThe boys become moms!
Discount Therapy 5 - The Gift of Child Ownership
April 24, 2020 07:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThe boys become moms!