Dirt is overwhelmed by the technology in his new cell phone, Sprague was juiced from all the great sports action Tuesday night...then an NBA Playoff recap, NFL Zig or Zag, their plan for the Blazers rep at the Draft Lottery...the worst commencement speech ever....Kevin Pelton hops on the Ticker, we play 'Guess the Ducks' Opening Line' and other CFB odds and ends...Stat or Story Stanley Cup style...and could you dominate 7th grade hoops right now?