61 - You Only Live Twice

The long-awaited return to the James Bond franchise is finally here... and without wanting to sound as arrogant as Bond, himself, it might just be the best episode of the show to date. We give you some in-depth film chat, some particularly high-calibre pitches for sequels to You Only Live Twice, and, because it's a special occasion, a whopping 15 special guest stars!

This week's sequel pitches include Bond getting into the #YOLO mindset from several years ago, Bond becoming a Friday the 13th-esque movie slasher and Blofeld's cat being given centre-stage in a film of its own.

This one should tide you over until we do On Her Majesty's Secret Service very nicely.

If you're new to Diminishing Returns, head to www.dimreturns.com and listen to our previous episodes covering Dr. No, From Russia with Love, Goldfinger and Thunderball (and get involved in the listener vote that Back to the Future's Doc Brown mentioned at the very end, whilst you're at it).