The Bird & The Bear - Session 51

“Let’s interpolate our interpretations” - The Dimes discuss their life updates… and CAKE - The boys start off the show breaking down CAKE ’s iconic song “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” - Leaving them with the burning question, why did she trade her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron? - It was Daryl’s birthday recently and he was gifted flying lessons - As Daryl begins to fantasize about the ability to fly himself to his newly acquired cabin, Sammy brings him back down to earth when he reminds Daryl he should probably get a truck up to the cabin before a plane - This leads the boys into a conversation about Daryl’s concerns with the future upkeep of his new cabin

“Sounds like a bad idea, does not sound like a bad cocaine idea” - The Dimes react to Secret Service discovering cocaine in The White House - First thing we can establish is whoever found this bag is the ultimate nark - The difference is how much was found, if it’s crumbs, then it’s a tourist or worker who lost their bag, if it’s rocks, it starts to get a little more iffy - If it was Hunter, they would have been like “We found weight!” - Hunter’s got cocaine weight problems and cocaine weight money - Let’s get to the point that cocaine in The White House is not a problem - Daryl shares a personal anecdote about the time he found a bent spoon at his cabin

“No, that’s what we call Hunter Biden now, Kid Rock” - The Dimes react to Hunter Biden’s plea deal - Conservatives are seething over the results of the Hunter Biden case but they need to ask themselves this question, what’s more American? - Trump sharing secrets or Hunter Biden avoiding taxes and buying guns? - If we compare the seriousness of Trump’s crimes to Hunter’s crimes, you have to acknowledge that Hunter’s crimes concern only himself, while Trump’s crimes concern the country - President Biden allowed the Trump appointed U.S. Attorney to prosecute his son with what seems to be zero interference, but was it because he wanted to do the right thing? or because he wanted to save political face?

“If I were Trump, I would go to jail as fast a possible, so that I could win the election, and run the country from a jail cell like a f**king mixtape” - The Dimes discuss what Trump might face if he loses his classified documents case - Trump will more then likely do everything he can to push the court date out - Trump wouldn’t take a plea deal even if he’s offered it - If Trump does go to jail it will probably be for a reasonable amount of time like 15 to 20 years, not 100s of years - Are they going to “Escobar” Trump and keep him in his own special jail? - The problem with Trump being placed in a federal facility is the same problem that led the U.S. to bury Bin Laden at sea, you don’t wanna create a “Mecca” - Trump will likely lose his fervor if he goes to jail for any amount of time, but it might give fervor to his kids

“Let’s interpolate our interpretations” - The Dimes discuss their life updates… and CAKE - The boys start off the show breaking down CAKE ’s iconic song “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” - Leaving them with the burning question, why did she trade her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron? - It was Daryl’s birthday recently and he was gifted flying lessons - As Daryl begins to fantasize about the ability to fly himself to his newly acquired cabin, Sammy brings him back down to earth when he reminds Daryl he should probably get a truck up to the cabin before a plane - This leads the boys into a conversation about Daryl’s concerns with the future upkeep of his new cabin

“Sounds like a bad idea, does not sound like a bad cocaine idea” - The Dimes react to Secret Service discovering cocaine in The White House - First thing we can establish is whoever found this bag is the ultimate nark - The difference is how much was found, if it’s crumbs, then it’s a tourist or worker who lost their bag, if it’s rocks, it starts to get a little more iffy - If it was Hunter, they would have been like “We found weight!” - Hunter’s got cocaine weight problems and cocaine weight money - Let’s get to the point that cocaine in The White House is not a problem - Daryl shares a personal anecdote about the time he found a bent spoon at his cabin

“No, that’s what we call Hunter Biden now, Kid Rock” - The Dimes react to Hunter Biden’s plea deal - Conservatives are seething over the results of the Hunter Biden case but they need to ask themselves this question, what’s more American? - Trump sharing secrets or Hunter Biden avoiding taxes and buying guns? - If we compare the seriousness of Trump’s crimes to Hunter’s crimes, you have to acknowledge that Hunter’s crimes concern only himself, while Trump’s crimes concern the country - President Biden allowed the Trump appointed U.S. Attorney to prosecute his son with what seems to be zero interference, but was it because he wanted to do the right thing? or because he wanted to save political face?

“If I were Trump, I would go to jail as fast a possible, so that I could win the election, and run the country from a jail cell like a f**king mixtape” - The Dimes discuss what Trump might face if he loses his classified documents case - Trump will more then likely do everything he can to push the court date out - Trump wouldn’t take a plea deal even if he’s offered it - If Trump does go to jail it will probably be for a reasonable amount of time like 15 to 20 years, not 100s of years - Are they going to “Escobar” Trump and keep him in his own special jail? - The problem with Trump being placed in a federal facility is the same problem that led the U.S. to bury Bin Laden at sea, you don’t wanna create a “Mecca” - Trump will likely lose his fervor if he goes to jail for any amount of time, but it might give fervor to his kids