Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast
89 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -A Desperate Housewives rewatch podcast. Just two queer people sharing our love of the hit ABC soap opera one episode at a time. Hosted by: Ned (@nedjorts) & McKenzie. Stay juicy.
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Episodes
March 2023 Update
March 08, 2023 22:42 - 2 minutes - 2.4 MBWe know that you most likely already knew this, but we wanted to be transparent and give you an official word on our hiatus. We love you, stay juicy.
4.05 Art Isn't Easy
November 29, 2022 02:48 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBIn this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your mom's husband!
4.04 If There's Anything I Can't Stand
November 13, 2022 18:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBIn this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.
4.03 The Game
September 10, 2022 15:18 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBIn this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked 🥬?"
4.02 Smiles Of A Summer Night
September 04, 2022 14:47 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBIn this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.
4.01 Now You Know
August 13, 2022 20:54 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBIn this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.
Season Three Wrap Up
August 07, 2022 13:41 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBIt's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.
Marcia Crossover: Boy Meets World (w/ Carly Strait!)
July 30, 2022 14:51 - 27 minutes - 24.7 MBIn this episode we continue to prolong Season 3 (aka McKenzie is out of town) as Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss Rhiannon Lawrence in our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked.
3.23 Getting Married Today
July 25, 2022 00:04 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBIn this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.
3.22 What Would We Do Without You?
July 16, 2022 15:12 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBIn this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.
3.21 Into The Woods
July 08, 2022 23:32 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBIn this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.
3.20 Gossip
April 22, 2022 14:41 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBIn this episode we discuss the return of our <3 QUEEN JULIE <3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.
3.19 God, That's Good
April 15, 2022 14:17 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBIn this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!
3.18 Liaisons
April 08, 2022 23:11 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.
In Memoriam #6
March 04, 2022 17:17 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBTHIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!
3.17 Dress Big
February 25, 2022 23:34 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBIn this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.
3.16 My Husband the Pig
February 11, 2022 18:57 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBIn this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!
3.15 The Little Things You Do Together
February 06, 2022 20:15 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBIn this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???
3.14 I Remember That
January 22, 2022 00:56 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBIn this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.
3.13 Come Play Wiz Me
January 14, 2022 21:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MBIn this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet. *Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode
3.12 Not While I'm Around
December 31, 2021 16:09 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBIn this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.
3.11 No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
December 03, 2021 18:41 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.
3.10 The Miracle Song
November 11, 2021 23:22 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBIn this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏
3.09 Beautiful Girls
November 05, 2021 22:12 - 54 minutes - 49.4 MBIn this episode we discuss 'soaking'. Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02
3.08 Children and Art
October 27, 2021 17:17 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBSurprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi.
In Memoriam #5
September 22, 2021 13:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBTHIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.07! Continue at your own risk!
3.07 Bang
September 15, 2021 17:14 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBToday we're discussing the first Desperate Housewives "disaster episode" and one of the most iconic episodes of television. More clips, more content - the most epic Wisteria Gays YET. Content warning for discussion of gun violence throughout.
3.06 Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
September 09, 2021 17:33 - 55 minutes - 47.2 MBIn this episode we discuss repetitive storylines, drunk bonding, and a surprising pregnancy.
3.05 Nice She Ain't
September 01, 2021 17:43 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBFUCK! ISSA WEDNESDAY!! In this episode we discuss fake orgasms, impulsive pizza parlor purchases, and Joy Lauren being ashamed of us.
3.04 Like It Was
August 25, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBIn this episode we discuss some sweet Orson moments, the ins and outs of baseball, and PISS.
3.03 A Weekend in the Country
August 18, 2021 15:56 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBIn this episode we discuss sex in the woods, old flames being reignited, and the return of our favorite, our boy - our gay prince.
3.02 It Takes Two
August 11, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBIn this episode we discuss our Queen Julie finally getting her own storyline, the most cringe ship on earth, and murderous wedding accusations.
3.01 Listen to the Rain on the Roof
August 04, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBSEASON THREE PREMIERE BABY!!! In this episode we pick up 6 months after where we last left our housewives and dive into the delicious mystery that surrounds Orson Hodge in this fantastic season premiere.
Season Two Wrap Up
June 30, 2021 16:46 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBIn this special bonus episode we ZOOM and wrap up our thoughts on the wildness of Season 2 of Desperate Housewives. We talk about our favorite moments, predictions for season 3, and of course the highly anticipated… LESBIAN OF THE SEASON!
2.24 Remember - Part 2
June 23, 2021 13:30 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBSEASON FINALE!!! In this episode we discuss the setups for some juicy storylines for season 3, emotional ass-kickings, and being Goth Gays.
2.23 Remember - Part 1
June 16, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBIn this episode we discuss TWO character deaths, the... interesting hair choices of this episode, and the truth of the Applewhite mystery finally being revealed.
2.22 No One Is Alone
June 09, 2021 18:42 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBIn this episode we discuss women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the sheer amount of fuck energy radiating from Mike x Susan, and how it's hating Carlos hours again (:
2.21 I Know Things Now
June 02, 2021 23:24 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBIn this episode we discuss the multitude of hot boy punches in this episode, yet another case of arson, and the Andrew/Bree feud coming to a heartbreaking peak.
2.20 It Wasn't Meant To Happen
May 27, 2021 20:15 - 55 minutes - 46.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Bree's open heart (and titties), donut shop cocaine busts, and GIRL FIGHT!!!
2.19 Don't Look At Me
May 20, 2021 01:29 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBIn this episode we discuss kidnapping babies, Karl's wet abs, and PFLAG Mom Bree van de Kamp.
2.18 Everybody Says Don't
April 21, 2021 14:24 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBIn this episode we discuss Peter's boundaries, respecting women juice, and terrifying lip touching.
2.17 Could I Leave You?
April 15, 2021 00:02 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBIn this episode we discuss the nuances of breastfeeding, our dire need for Mike x Susan to get back together, and our favorite strip club name EVER!
2.16 There Is No Other Way
April 08, 2021 01:16 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBIn this episode we discuss how Bree's character arc is making us sad, the return of Horny Rage Fuel to Wisteria Lane, and MIKE IS LOVE!!
2.15 Thank You So Much
March 31, 2021 13:45 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBIn this episode we discuss the return of all our faves, revoking MILF privileges, and getting absolutely shit-faced.
2.14 Silly People
March 24, 2021 18:38 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBIn this episode we discuss fake marriages, the ENTIRE MYSTERY COMING TO LIGHT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON, and whether or not eating raw bacon can kill you.
2.13 There's Something About A War
March 17, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBIn this episode we discuss MORE blackmail plots (sheesh), fighting with fiery nuns, and licking whipped cream off of Edie.
Desperate Fanfiction #2
March 03, 2021 16:32 - 59 minutes - 49.8 MBTo celebrate 10,000 downloads we read some MORE steamy Desperate Housewives fanfiction.
2.12 We're Gonna Be All Right
February 24, 2021 15:02 - 54 minutes - 45.1 MBIn this episode we discuss moving on from love, crossovers, and building a lesbian.
2.11 One More Kiss
February 17, 2021 14:45 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBIn this episode we discuss the resurrection of Mike x Susan, custom bowling balls, and MILF magnetism.
2.10 Coming Home
February 10, 2021 14:45 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBIn this episode we discuss the return of our favorite gay prodigal prince, incredible graffiti moments, & who your mommy is ;)