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Episode 24 - The Defenestration of Matt Kooiman

None of you wanted us back. We don't care, because the time was right, THE WORLD NEEDED US. This week Fiscus, Chad, Nick and Kelland discuss things such as Matthew's hatred of the podcast, Chad's engagement, Kelland's rejection of women, and Nick's ER visit. We're back my homeskillets, so let's get this party started. -Zankle

Episode 23 - The Shit on Mattcast

Sometimes good things happen in this world... And one such thing is the podcast when Matthew FINALLY isn't on it. This week we have Kelland, Fiscus, Nick, and finally Josh returns! So this week we mostly talk about how much we hate Matthew, how great it is that Matthew isn't there, and how Matthew should never be on the podcast again. -Zankle Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 22 - My Vaganus Is Bleeding

WHEREFORE ART THOU? Well, we're here, wherever you are, and we're bringing you episode 22. This week we have Kelland, Fiscus, Matthew, and Nick and we discuss politics, economy, and neighbors... Oh no... ADULTHOOD IS REAL. -Kelland "The Reason Why All Bad Things Exist" Severns Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 21 - Chad Davis, World Wide News Expert

Aloha my sweets, it is time for episode 21. I know it has been a while since we came out with an episode, but I hope it was worth the wait. This week we have Fiscus, Matthew, Kelland, Nick, and Chad! -Kelland "Glory Hole Seeker" Severns Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 20 - Wake Me Up Inside

Hey looky, it is the next episode. Yay. This week we have Nick, Kelland, Matthew, and Chad. We talk about Pokemon, Trump, and D&D. ENJOY IT MUTHA FUCKAS -Kelland "Sleepless" Severns Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 19.5 - Sometimes You Just Want To Motorboat the Butt

WELP. It finally happened. Matthew fucked up and destroyed the podcast we had put so much effort into... and in a scramble to make up for it, you get this mess! Huzzah! -Kelland "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" Severns Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 19 - Intoxicated People Are Much More Horny In Person

Aloha, people of the lobes. This week we have Nick, Kelland, Matthew, Fiscus, and Chad. The group discusses cum and sex with a certain blue hedgehog. Sorry, not sorry. -Kelland "Only drinks soda and nasty stuff" Severns Quirky Jerk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. And this is the Artist

Episode 18 - Don't Be a Weeaboo

Welp, we're back. This time we're actually having that promised in-person podcast! On it, we have Kelland, Jordan, Matthew, Shane, and Vivi! We talk about some of our escapades, anime, and get distracted a whole bunch! Oh, by the way, sorry that we're back. I know you were all looking forward to us being gone forever... -Kelland "The Emotionless Pit" Severns

Episode 17- Story Time (Finale)

At long last, the finale has arrived. In this week's podcast, we have Chad, Kelland, Matthew, and Nick! We discuss a variety of things, but mostly about how this is the last podcast. Because this is totally the last podcast and we definitely aren't joking because we all hate repetitive jokes! Also, Matthew placed a bleep over me when I was saying my ethnicity. I guess he's a fucking racist and won't allow me to say Mexican on the podcast! WHAT A BASTARD! -Kelland "Half Mexican" Severns

Episode 16- Porn Is Like a Box of Chocolates

Hello there, fans! Yes, I know there are actually a few of you out there. Weird to me, but you do you! Anyway, this week we have Kelland, Fiscus, Josh, and Matthew. This week we talk about people's stupid opinions over a particular billboard, as well as porn (what a surprise, we NEVER discuss that), and the old podcast. -Kelland "Lord of Vaginas and Time" Severns

Episode 15 - Get Me Pictures of Spider-Man

WHOOOOOA, EPISODE 15 IS ACTUALLY OUT?! NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN! So this week we have Chad, Kelland, Josh, and Matthew and we discuss Kelland's new microphone, talk about Captain America: Civil War, answer a whole bunch of questions, and talk about/get mushy over Deadly Earlobes. -Kelland "Who Is Actually In The Same Room For Once Even Though We've Always Been In The Same House Recording The Podcast Together" Severns

Episode 14 - Programmed to Rape

So here I was looking at the name of the episode, and I thought, "Wow, wouldn't a young and 'innocent' picture of Matthew be paired perfectly with the name?" Clearly, yes. Anyway, this week we have Matthew, Fiscus, Joshua, and Kelland. We talk about weird sex stuff, and how much Jordan sucks. -Kelland "Hates Wordpress" Severns

Episode 13 - VR Porn and Other Technologies

Yep, here's a sad and depressing episode. Look at the title, and you know what we talk about! This week we have Kelland, Matthew, and Vivi. -Darth Kelland

Episode 12 - To Be a Car

Episode 11 - We Tried

Episode 10 - Incest Tho

Episode 9 - Don't Get in Trouble

Episode 8 - Matt_Speak, Dank Memes, & Masturbation

Episode 6 - Josh's Happy Hour

Episode 7 - Mr. Nut

Episode 5 - OH DAAAAYUM

Episode 4 - Granny Num Nums

Episode 3 - Womb Raider

Episode 2 - Da Poo Poo

Episode 1 - John Cena

It's our first podcast! Oh wait, that's a lie. This isn't our first podcast. But it IS the first episode of the new and improved Deadly Earlobes Podcast! Take that, Society! -Kelland, the guy who is totally capable of making posts for the public