The stage was set for a good ol'-fashioned Hollywood showdown: Messi, Busquets, Alba, and Martino against Vela, Bouanga, and the chorus of the Black and Gold Faithful. Which set of star power would show up on Apple TV's biggest night since Messi's debut?

It wasn't LAFC. Jordi Alba opened his Inter Miami account, Lionel Messi dished out two assists, and his bodyguard made perhaps the biggest save of the night. A goal by Ryan Hollingshead was simply far too little, far too late. 

Also on this episode, we spotlight all involved with the Kick Childhood Cancer campaign. Which iconic fast food spot does Scarf think of as just meh? Why is Filly so salty? And when can we have that national anthem singer back again? 


See you soon for Episode 274!