Death Do Us Part
109 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsWhat motivates murder? Chewing with her mouth open, leaving his socks on the floor...we are just two sibling-in-laws cracking jokes, discussing marital homicides, and hypothetically plotting the murders of our spouses. What?...it's cathartic!
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Pet Rescue | Episode 97
March 21, 2022 11:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBJut a couple weeks ago Keli conned Laura into rescuing a cat that was being pushed out of its home. Laura of course had to help this cat out, fostered it and found a good shelter in no time! Well with pet rescue on the mind we talk about a woman who used her pet to try and get her out of murder...blaming her dog for shooting her Ex-husband 10 times. We then talk about the horrible nature of animal abuse where two spouses killed their significant other's dog out of anger and jealousy. One suc...
Fresh Cuts | Episode 96
February 28, 2022 12:00 - 39 minutes - 27.9 MBWhy is it so hard to find someone who can cut your hair right? Well we would love to know, and complain about it. We kick off with a recap of Laura's previous complaint when her husband nearly shaved a bald spot in their sons head and Jeremy tells a story about his day drunk stylist who gave him the worst haircut ever. We then share a murder of a barber whose client shot him for giving him "half a haircut." We then discuss the Boozing Barber who force fed his many victims alcohol so they wou...
Olympic Mania | Episode 95
February 14, 2022 12:00 - 48 minutes - 34.4 MBWe aren't dead! It had been a busy 2 month unplanned Hiatus. Holidays turned into illness and kids returning to school but we are back! It is Olympic season and this episode is dedicated to professional athletes. We share with you a murder by a professional soccer player who just can't seem to stay in jail. We also discuss the tragic murder of a record setting world championship runner by her abusive husband. We share our hypothetical murders including concrete shoes set sail to Canada, and ...
Weddings are Still Messy | Episode 94
December 13, 2021 12:00 - 43 minutes - 30.4 MBWe bring the podcast full circle talking once again about weddings. We shared some terrible wedding murders on our very first episode but there are so many we decided to talk about it again! We have also grown a lot since our first episode and have new parent related pet peeves about weddings we share. We get into a murder from 1966 about a woman who shot her fiancé and his surprise girlfriend after being threatened at knife point when she went to pick him up. Another more recent murder was ...
Snip Snap Snip Snap | Episode 93
November 22, 2021 12:00 - 40 minutes - 30.4 MBIt has been awhile. Between kids getting sick, a vasectomy, and one kid getting 7 stitches, we have been busy. But we are back with the topic of getting you junk SNIPPED! That's right, we are talking vasectomies, contraception, and when men get their most favorite appendage cut off. Laura shares a list of stories about men who have had their penises chopped off. You have probably heard of Lorena Bobbitt, but what about the rest? Jeremy then shares a few stories about a couple who used superg...
Creepy Crawlies | Episode 92
October 31, 2021 11:00 - 55 minutes - 34.6 MBOur Halloween episode is fully of creepy crawlies. Discussing why spouses leave doors open that let ALL the flies in, and why is it the man's job to deal with getting rid of venomous insects? We have the answer...they are just more disposable. We get into some haunting murders, including one about the Spider Man Slayer who lived in a couples house for months before he was discovered. We also have a woman who is tired of these Mother F$%^ing snakes in her Mother F$%^ing bed...because her husb...
Nuke-Lear Family Go Boom
October 18, 2021 11:00 - 47 minutes - 38.5 MBThis week is all about gender norms, swapping gender roles, and what happens when people don't respect each other in a mordern society! We talk about the mental load of chores and how women often take that on more than men, how children can drive your career and life decisions, and the difficulty of misaligned expectations in a marriage. We get into a murder suicide by an pre-med olympic athlete who fell short of his goals and took it out on his successful wife and then himself. We also disc...
Shut Up I'm Trying To Watch The Movie | Episode 90
October 04, 2021 11:00 - 38 minutes - 28.8 MBWe talk about bad movie watching habits, like when your spouse is on her ipad or your husband tells you WAY too many facts about the Rock for 2 hours straight. We share some movie theater murders including a man who was shot for not putting his cell phone away and throwing his popcorn at another patron. We also discuss a wife who was killed in the parking lot leaving the theater and her husband staged it to look like an attack. We share our hypothetical murders to include a silenced assassin...
Social Media Meltdown | Episode 89
September 27, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 37 MBWe talk social media pet peeves, like getting into stupid Facebook fights, distant friends tracking you down to ask for shit, and complaining about your second cousin twice removed political views. We also talk about the Gabby Petito case before getting into our own social media murders of the week. We share about a social media influencer and seller who went dark on Black Friday. Then we can't believe the horrific details of a Tibetan vlogger who is lit on fire during a livestream. We wrap ...
Clothes Make The Murder | Episode 88
September 13, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 30.9 MBWe talk about purging clothes from middle school and losing your belt in the hamper...every time you change your pants. Who does that? We then discuss a murder where a man shredded all of his wife's clothes the night before he killed her with the very same craft knife. Then we get into the murder of Maurizio Gucci, which is basically dramatic enough to be a movie. Oh wait...they did make a movie about it. For our hypomurders this week one is inspired by home construction using fiberglass dus...
Mask Up Delta Force | Episode 87
August 30, 2021 11:00 - 47 minutes - 35 MBCOVID has not gonna away, and now we are faced with new variants and a continuation of many problems we have been facing for about 2 years now...or forever, its hard to say. This week we are talking about masks! The benefits, like being anonymous in the grocery store, not having to comb your hair and avoid small talk. As well as the negatives like how it fogs up your glasses and some people can't seem to find their freaking nose...seriously cover that up! We then get into two mask related mu...
Interrupting Cow | Episode 86
August 23, 2021 11:00 - 39 minutes - 26.8 MBThis week we talk about interruptions, inspired by an actual spousal interruptions during one of our recording sessions. Laura complains about how Nick tries to complete her sentences like it is a game of charades while Jeremy owns up to the fact that he interrupts Keli far more than she does him. Conversations are difficult. We then share a murder of a man who killed his elderly parents for interrupting his Anime shows too often because they needed personal care. Our second murder is one th...
Homework | Episode 85
August 09, 2021 11:00 - 54 minutes - 39.8 MBWe have all been through homework, some of us have managed kids doing homework, while others assist their spouses. Doing homework together or a major project is actually a great way to see how compatible you are with someone. But when one spouse is done with school and the other is going back, it can definitely create some complaints! We get into some minor homework complaints, somehow Laura starts sharing her ratings of different kinds of alternative milks, and then of course murder. This w...
Hangry | Episode 84
July 26, 2021 11:00 - 53 minutes - 40 MBHangry? Don't murder, just grab a Snickers! Well this week we complain about how we deal with the hanger of our loved ones before getting into a couple bizarre murders. One is about a Scottish chef who killed his wife for not wanting to eat at his dinner party. The second concerns the possible negligence of a man whose be ridden wife died at only 68 pounds. Our hypothetical murders bring in more bizarre "inspiration" from a town in Hungary where dozens of women used arsenic to poison their h...
I Quit! | Episode 83
July 12, 2021 11:00 - 42 minutes - 30.5 MBLaura quit her job!! So this week we are talking about quitting jobs, the stress of making a job change, and the great resignation caused by the COVID pandemic. We also launched a redbubble store! Visit the link tree in our instagram to check out our new merchandise! Oh and we talk about cat butts naturally before we get into two grisly work related murders. The first is a man who killed his wife who would not quit because he felt emasculated by her job. The second is an abusive woman who wa...
Baby You're A Firework | Episode 82
July 06, 2021 11:00 - 28 minutes - 18.5 MBHappy Fourth of July! We hope you had a happy and safe weekend. Laura and Jeremy come with some very fresh complaints about noisy neighbors, and how the 4th of July gives people free reign to make ungodly noise at ungodly hours of the night. We then share two firework related murders, one a gang related murder of a Brooklyn resident over a firework dispute and the other a firefighter gone rogue in a multiple homicide. We end the night with our noisy neighbor hypothetical murders with an exte...
Swipe Right and Die | Episode 81
June 21, 2021 11:00 - 38 minutes - 28.3 MBWe talk Tinder! While neither of us have much experience we know that online dating can be a difficult and sometimes deadly undertaking. We of course still have complaints about how people misrepresent themselves online, particularly with dating apps. We discuss quite a few Tinder murders, including a catphished football player who killed his date. Another Tinder match led a woman to the home of a couple who killed and dismembered her to gain some kind of supernatural powers. Lastly, we shar...
Don't Be A Pest | Episode 80
June 07, 2021 11:00 - 36 minutes - 26.9 MBAnts invading your home, flies buzzing because your spouse leaves the door open, or even bees coming down the chimney! We have some pest complaints this week and that can surely put any couple on edge. We share a murder where a woman leaves her sliding glass door open to let in two would be assassins, a much worse pest than a fly. We talk about a pesticide murder where a farmer is killed over a dispute over damaged crops. We share our hypomurders about a staged break in by a fake pest contro...
Home Improvement | Episode 79
May 31, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 38 MBWe talk about the stress of fixing things around the house, small and big home improvement projects and the baggage they bring to the table. One of us complains about a lack of focus to get small projects done while the other complains about ordering the wrong parts and materials for any project! We share a murder that took place inside a home that was supposed to be on the TV show "Zombie House Flipping," as well as a Thanksgiving murder over an argument about building a fence in the yard. ...
Pet Names | Episode 78
May 24, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 31.8 MBLaura welcomes Jeremy back after his appendectomy, he is still alive! We talk cute and annoying pet names. Particularly names for kids that confuse them, or they repeat inappropriately. We then get into a murder about a wrestler known as the silent lady who had a side hustle of robbing and murdering old ladies. She got another nickname called La Mataviejita (old lady killer). We discuss Robert Durst and his crazy saga with new coverage of a jailhouse call where he uses his pet's name Igor as...
Happy Mother's Day! ...and Fathers Too | Episode 77
May 10, 2021 11:00 - 46 minutes - 33.7 MBWhether a mother or a father there is reason to celebrate! Moms, grab some wine. Dads, get your beer. We are talking Mother and Father's day murders. We talk about late gifts, spoiling surprises, and not getting to do what YOU want on "your day." Funny how that often happens. We then get into Laura's Smorgasbord of the scariest moms of all time and Jeremy's double homicide fathers day murder by an estranged father. It is never good when the story starts off with estranged... We wrap up with ...
I D.A.R.E You | Episode 76
May 03, 2021 11:00 - 44 minutes - 32.1 MBThis week we talk about drugs. Obviously drugs can tear apart relationships and families. It is often tragic and terrible. While we are fortunate not to have any pet peeves related to drugs we do have some stories to share about drinking! We also share some other unbelievable stories about a girl who's ex-boyfriend used her to lure a drug dealer to his death. We also discuss a pill popping nurse who killed her husband because she thought he was leaving her but it turns out he was just trying...
Work Sucks, I Know | Episode 75
April 19, 2021 11:00 - 44 minutes - 32.5 MBWork sucks...but man can it make marriage even more stressful! This week we talk work stress and how it can put a strain on relationships. From not getting the support when you work a 100 hour workweek (that was not a typo). Or coming home after a long day to the chaos of screaming kids and a mess of toys. We then get into the murder of a man who changed his career to be home with his wife until he fell through a rooftop and needed care in recovery. Yeah that was too much work for his wife s...
April Fools, You're Dead | Episode 74
April 12, 2021 11:00 - 39 minutes - 28.2 MBLook behind you!? April fools, its just us doing a podcast on April fools day pranks that grind our gears. Like fake pregnancy announcements, how about fake death announcements, or even a fake mass shooting call to the police on April 1st of this year? Or how about just all hurtful pranks, just knock it off children. We get into all of these complaints before sharing a wanna be April Fools prank that killed a roommate and led to this college students execution. We also share the story of a d...
Murder In The Herb Garden | Episode 73
March 29, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 38.2 MBSpring is in the air and we are talking about a very normal springtime activity, gardening! What could we have to complain about with gardening? Well how about one of our spouses brining home 1,200 pounds of dirt to fill in ONE planter and having 20 bags leftover. Or the other spouse laying blame for not watering when they are clearly both at fault. We then detail two garden murders, one a vanishing husband who was later found in the garden under the herbs and his wife claimed he committed s...
March Murder Madness | Episode 72
March 22, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 31.7 MBWhile we run our own March Madness contest we figured we may as well talk basketball! We share some basketball thoughts about how if you spend time on the court you better spend time with your wife! Also don't play basketball in the house and break shit...oh too late for one of our spouses. We then share two basketball murders, both with the last name "Wright," but totally separate. One is a murder for hire and the other a murder over money between lifelong friends. We have attempted druggin...
Leprechauns and Murder | Episode 71
March 15, 2021 11:00 - 41 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week we start off with some technical difficulties that leads to us talking about leaving stuff in the cart when you leave the store. Then we get into some Saint Patrick's Day complaints, I mean really what is it with this holiday, the drinking, the craziness. Come on folks. We share a terrible murder cause by a suicidal divorcee who drove the wrong way on the freeway to kill herself after drinking too much on St. Pattie's Day. We also explore a day in the life of a police department de...
Hoarding Kills | Episode 70
March 08, 2021 12:00 - 40 minutes - 29 MBHoarding is a major compulsion to collect lots and lots of things. That habit also seems to cross paths with murder enough to be newsworthy quite often. We get into a hoarding murder where a hoarder's wife left him only to be found almost 30 later dead among the trash heap of a home behind a false wall in the basement and talk about a neighbor dispute over a hoarding habit that spilled out all over the lawn and led to a shovel bashing to the skull. We also go on a tangent about how being buri...
Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Murder | Episode 69
March 01, 2021 12:00 - 39 minutes - 31.5 MBArranged marriages may seem like a thing of the past, but we assure you they are certainly not! We talk about modern day matchmaking and arranged marriages before getting into the family murders involving two couples in Turkey and India who had marriages that were NOT approved by family. One murder ended in the brutal bathtub slaying of the wife and husband while the other ended in the broad daylight assassination of a son-in-law because he was of a lower Caste. The Caste system?! Yes apparen...
Douche Bag In-Law | Episode 68
February 22, 2021 12:00 - 42 minutes - 31.2 MBA common marital problem doesn't even have to be directly between significant others, sometimes it is the in-laws who are at the heart of an issue. This week we talk about common marital problems that arise from in-laws. Merging two families together can be tough, and rarely if ever is everyone happy. This is the case with the murders we share this week where a widow kills her father-in-law and posts it on social media because he drove her husband to suicide. We also share the story of a wif...
Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater | Episode 67
February 15, 2021 12:00 - 33 minutes - 24.3 MBWe hope everyone had a happy Valentine's day. For those who didn't, this week we are talking about cheating spouses!! While we don't have these issues in our married lives, this is a huge problem for many couples. Laura shares two murders for a double feature of marital infidelity. The first murder is about the "Penis Hacker," I mean...really that is what she was called after she killed her husband. A second story about an attempted murder of a husband whose wife found photos of him with ano...
Murder For My Valentine | Episode 66
February 08, 2021 12:00 - 46 minutes - 35.1 MBHappy Romantic Obligation Day! This year, we are phoning it in during the pandemic and doing true romantic things that only married parents of children understand, like giving your spouse an hour of silence. How romantic! We complain about Valentine's Day in general before getting in to two dark Valentine's Murders. Our first is a minister who killed his wife as a Valentine's gift to his mistress. The second is a Paralympic and Olympic athlete who shot his wife on Valentine's day, mistaking...
Let's Get Political, Political | Episode 65
February 01, 2021 12:00 - 48 minutes - 36.5 MBWe talk about one of the most controversial topics of our time...politics! That's right we complain about how one of our spouses refuses to talk politics while the other goes off and has Facebook arguments with strangers. Politicians are crazy and so are we as we devise some crazy hypothetical murders. Things are getting nuts on Death Do Us Part. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUs...
Baked With Love | Episode 64
January 25, 2021 12:00 - 42 minutes - 31.6 MBWe talk baking pet peeves inspired by the fake story of the "real" muffin man. A very intriguing farce of an article that duped us both. Regardless! We are talking baking pet peeves, from pancake mix cement to flour puff kitchens. We detail to of our most disturbing murders yet. One a husband who killed and baked his wife while putting the rest of her in the ceiling, the other a couple who baked together and stayed together....while eating people. It gets a bit graphic as we conclude with a ...
Break The Fast | Episode 63
January 18, 2021 12:00 - 36 minutes - 26.5 MBInspired by a breakfast marital mess up just last week, we talk about breakfast annoyances. From putting the baby in a dangerous place while cooking to just skipping the meal altogether, oh do we have some complaints. We then get into the gritty hash browns of our murder meal to discuss two murders over mis-made or skipped breakfasts, we are talking rampages over the worlds most important meal. We then discuss our hypomurders for the week including the use of poisonous fermented flour (it's ...
2020 A Year in Review | Episode 62
January 11, 2021 12:00 - 52 minutes - 37.1 MBHappy New Year! Well, hopefully 2021 will turn out better than 2020, but its not off to a very good start! We discuss some favorite episode from 2020, share some murders that we feel sum up last year in a nut shell, and conclude with a list of crazy things that happened in 2020 that no one remembers because lets face it 2020 was a dumpster fire. Murder hornets? Government sanctioned videos of UFOs? The killing of millions of minks in Denmark due to COVID?! Only this past year would make thes...
Give the Gift of Murder | Episode 60
December 21, 2020 12:00 - 46 minutes - 36.4 MBThis Holiday season we complain about the BS of gift giving when people try not to hurt your feelings, just return it if you don't like it! We also complain about incomplete recipes and spouses who eat ALL the Christmas cookies too early so you have to hide them in the freezer behind the frozen veggies. We get into two very sad Christmas murders. One a genuinely thoughtful gift that turns into a tragic accident. The other is a Christmas eve cover up where a man stashed his wife's body under ...
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals | Episode 60
December 14, 2020 12:00 - 45 minutes - 35.2 MBMerry?! Not this week as we complain about all things Christmas. Laura complains about Nick's inability to wrap ANY gifts. Jeremy bemoans the Christmas letter writing process and the fact that he has written letters the past two years that were NEVER sent. Laura and Jeremy share some holiday murders and then to get that holiday stress out our hypomurders. Merry Freakin' Christmas, is 2020 over yet?! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagr...
Astronauts and Men in Diapers | Episode 59
December 07, 2020 12:00 - 42 minutes - 32.3 MBHappy Holidays! This week we bring you the entirely unrelated diaper complaints from two families with multiple kids. We then get into the details of a father who killed his son for mocking his diaper wearing and feces eating photos, yes you read that right. This is followed up by the tale of an astronaut's epic journey in which she wore a diaper to drive non-stop to beat her lover's other girlfriend landing at the airport for a half baked murder attempt. We end the episode with a twin hypoth...
We Scream For Ice Cream | Episode 58
November 30, 2020 12:00 - 47 minutes - 30.8 MBWe are back! Laura popped out a baby and Jeremy bought a new house. A lot has happened and we get into some of our big life changes as well as getting back on track to talk about murders, and oh boy have we stacked up some pet peeves. This week we talk about ice cream pet peeves. Laura tells the tale of her husband eating her leftover ice cream while she was PREGNANT! Somehow he survived. Jeremy laments that his wife does not even like ice cream; how is that even possible? They get into two ...
Do You Like Scary Movies? | Episode 57
October 19, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBIn honor of Halloween, Laura and Jeremy chat about scary movie pet peeves. Jeremy's wife won't watch any scary movies, anything where kids die, disaster movies, or suspense. Laura's husband on the other hand is TOO into blood and likes the obscene gory slasher films with just carnage. They share scary movie murders one where the star of an indie horror film turned out to be a real murderer. The other is about a man who wanted to drink his wife's blood after watching An Interview With a Vampir...
Close the Damn Door | Episode 56
October 12, 2020 11:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MBInspired by Jeremy's son barging in on last weeks podcast recording, Laura and Jeremy complain about Doors! Laura complains about Nick's misuse of every door in the house. Jeremy complains that Keli doesn't close the doors with child locks, so what is the point of the child lock? We get into a tragic murder of a woman whose body was hidden in a cupboard for 15 months and the sad story of the Peephole murder where a beloved mom fell victim to gang violence. Our hypomurders wrap it all up with...
The Morning Routine | Episode 55
October 05, 2020 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBWe complain about when our spouses make us late for work, or create unnecessary stress during the dreaded morning routine. Despite getting up early with their youngest, Jeremy is still rushing to his desk to make it to work on time each morning. Laura's husband on the other hand goes in when their son wakes up and ends up falling asleep in his toddler bed making them all run late for the morning routine. We share some Mom blog posts about why men take so long in the bathroom and a scary shor...
Birthday Parties | Episode 54
September 28, 2020 11:00 - 48 minutes - 30.3 MBLaura and Jeremy talk birthday parties, especially kids birthday parties and how other people don't watch their kids so you have to watch them all? RIght?! It is always someone else, never you, but that one person whose kids are unholy terrors and they just hurt all the other kids while their parents laugh, ignore them and drink beer. Yeah....we get in deep on party complaints and then dive into a murder at a kids party place called Jump 'n Jam as well as a man who threw his wife a death par...
Recycling | Episode 53
September 21, 2020 11:00 - 43 minutes - 28.2 MBReduce, Reuse, and Recycle! This week we talk recycling and trash pet peeves. Like leaving all of the recyclables on the counter and not taking them out, or not breaking down massive boxes that fill up the entire recycle can. We talk about some trash related murders including the mysterious death of Lara Prychodko who fell down a trash chute and the murder of Ingrid Lyne whose body was found in multiple trash cans. We wrap it all up with hypo-murders involving battery acid and Crystalline Si...
Working From Home | Episode 52
September 14, 2020 11:00 - 46 minutes - 29.1 MBThis week Laura and Jeremy complain about some work from home pet peeves that we are all now feeling in this pandemic. Laura's husband is the "Great Interrupter" asking all sorts of questions in the middle of her workday while Jeremy's wife is the "Stinky Interrupter" as when their son is let in his office to say hi he most assuredly needs a diaper change. Laura shares a murder of a Covid researcher who was killed at home as part of a love triangle, but internet conspiracies believe there is...
Divorce | Episode 51
September 07, 2020 11:00 - 55 minutes - 35.4 MBWhile neither of us have experience with divorce, this is a majorly stressful time for couples ending their relationship. It is often a time of un-reciprocated feeling, people escaping bad situations, or a relationship that has simply come to an end. Laura shares some bizarre reasons some people have decided to get a divorce, including a man who was astonished the first time he saw his wife without makeup, a man who was TOO well endowed...ouch, and a husband who gabbed too much and couldn't ...
Happy Anniversary | Episode 50
August 31, 2020 11:00 - 49 minutes - 32.9 MBIt has been one year of podcasting for Laura and Jeremy and they are enjoying podcasting and sharing their passion for true crime and relationship complaints! We hope everyone has enjoyed our first 50 episodes and we look forward to bringing you 50 more in our second year! In honor of anniversaries, Laura and Jeremy talk anniversary gifts, paper, copper, wool, you name it! We get into two anniversary murders, including the Engelbrecht anniversary argument that led to a family shooting. They ...
Thermocide | Episode 49
August 24, 2020 11:00 - 51 minutes - 34.3 MBSince the weather is unbearably hot out lately Laura and Jeremy discuss air conditioner related pet peeves. Laura coins the phrase "Too young to die but too old for tiktok" (unrelated to the theme but brilliant). We get into some A/C inspired murders including one that comes straight out of a horror movie using the air conditioner to cover up a murder. Two other stories are shared about firearm assaults over a thermostat and an A/C unit. One ends with multiple gunshot wounds, the other is a ...
Road Rage | Episode 48
August 17, 2020 11:00 - 46 minutes - 29.3 MBThis week we talk driving pet peeves, including poor co-pilots and road rage! We cover an Uber murder that is almost as unbelievable to us as it was to the murderer and a poorly placed shot caused by road rage that led to a murdered husband and plenty of conspiracy theories. We conclude with a myth from China called Hit to Kill which we use for a hypo-murder and a road rage conspiracy of our own. If you are listening to this while you drive remember to keep calm and drive safe. Listen, subs...