De La Goal
43 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingNoz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that’s not about the football.
No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It’s not about the game, it’s about everything around it.
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Episodes
#25 Fyre Fest 2
November 24, 2022 09:32 - 1 hour - 101 MBThis week Danny and Noz are ambivalent about the Midseason Warm Weather Distraction™️ but are enjoying the Fyre fest style chaos. Worst sportswashing ever. They also discuss Peter Shilton always being the worst, Gianni Infantino's daft little speech, Richard the Lionheart getting the badge in and Maradona's book.
#24 Know my Ting Cuz
November 16, 2022 09:14 - 1 hour - 148 MBThis week, Danny and Noz are joined on the phone by BarcaJim as they ponder: Did Jadon Sancho really stand up to Ronaldo? Will CryArse7 ever grow up? Is Ray Parlour the best player named after a room in your house? How good was John Barnes? Is there some sort of tournament happening?
#23 Scousers for Sale
November 10, 2022 04:20 - 1 hour - 96 MBThis week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly in the studio and Justin Moorhouse on the phone, as they discuss Liverpool being up for sale, namedropping YouTubers, the scourge of ‘cockwomble’ swears, saddo Ronaldo fanboys and whether Yoann Gourcuff is fit or not
#22 Twink when you’re winning
November 03, 2022 04:20 - 1 hour - 97.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss Ronaldo being a big pathetic baby, Souness dressing like it’s date night, the fallacy of not wanting opposition players to get injured, holy grail football kits and the etymology of the work ‘twink’.
#21 Cancelo She Wrote
October 20, 2022 03:20 - 1 hour - 106 MBThis week Danny and (a belated) Noz are joined by Justin Moorhouse and his son, Barney. Amongst other things they discuss soft play sleuthing, footballer fashion, pizza folding techniques, Danny's wonder goal, Denis Irwin shopping at Next and Justin being more famous than Michael Carrick.
#20 Kevin Keegan’s doppelgänger
October 13, 2022 12:40 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBThis week Danny and Noz are joined by Molly (a.k.a Kevin Keegan’s identical hair twin) as they chat best football films, death pools, Champions League religions, Snoop Dogg selling out and the dangers of being peer-pressured into a hair transplant. ------ https://linktr.ee/delagoal
#19 Getting in Darwin's head
October 05, 2022 19:59 - 1 hour - 106 MBNoz and Danny are back to save your season from xG nerds, youtube gimps and penaldo pessi fanboys to discuss the important topics like: could Roy Keane have saved the Premier League from Erling Haaland by going for his dad's balls, and who was the most successful member of Hear'Say?
Carrom, Cruyff, Inzaghi and the 'ick'
March 11, 2022 08:59 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the meaning of the word 'ick', why a certain pundit gives Noz the ick, Philippe Coutinho revisionism, carrom vs shuffleboard, Danny sticking up for Jordi Cruyff, Noz being a bad friend, and the Inzaghi family dating history. Meanwhile, there's revelations about Edinburgh that cause a rift in the camp - featuring Barca Jim.
#18 Carrom, Cruyff, Inzaghi and the ’ick’
March 11, 2022 08:59 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the meaning of the word 'ick', why a certain pundit gives Noz the ick, Philippe Coutinho revisionism, carrom vs shuffleboard, Danny sticking up for Jordi Cruyff, Noz being a bad friend, and the Inzaghi family dating history. Meanwhile, there's revelations about Edinburgh that cause a rift in the camp - featuring Barca Jim.
Remembering Bielsa: The Rosario Jack Duckworth memorial special
March 04, 2022 08:55 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Leeds fans Rob Mulholland (@robmulholland) and Jack Carroll (@fatjacko) as they devote pretty much the whole episode to Marcelo Bielsa and celebrating his Elland Road legacy. It's a classic good cop/bad cop scenario with Noz trying to empathise with a sad loss and Danny slamming the table and asking how Bielsa is any different to Alan Curbishley or Eddie Howe...
#17 Remembering Bielsa: The Rosario Jack Duckworth memorial special
March 04, 2022 08:55 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Leeds fans Rob Mulholland (@robmulholland) and Jack Carroll (@fatjacko) as they devote pretty much the whole episode to Marcelo Bielsa and celebrating his Elland Road legacy. It's a classic good cop/bad cop scenario with Noz trying to empathise with a sad loss and Danny slamming the table and asking how Bielsa is any different to Alan Curbishley or Eddie Howe...
Old Trafford grasses, Graeme Sourpuss and City are Federer
February 18, 2022 11:01 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThis week Noz and Danny explain why: - Pete Davidson is the Big Sam of celebrity dating - Man City are the football Roger Federer - Man United will definitely buy Harry Kane - Snitches get stitches - 50 Cent is too old for this sh*t
#16 Old Trafford grasses, Graeme Sourpuss and City are Federer
February 18, 2022 11:01 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThis week Noz and Danny explain why: - Pete Davidson is the Big Sam of celebrity dating - Man City are the football Roger Federer - Man United will definitely buy Harry Kane - Snitches get stitches - 50 Cent is too old for this sh*t
Zinho's wonder goal, Dele Alli's bootcut and Don't F*** with Cats
February 11, 2022 09:13 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss Zouma's cat kicking shame, Senegal's AFCON win, Dele Alli's on-pitch clobber, the return of bootcut, if liver birds are real, keeping changing rooms clean and whether objectifying lions is okay. They're also joined by Bentlegs (Alex Bentley from the brilliant @WeAreTurnstile) who recalls the great forgotten Brazilian golazzo
#15 Zinho’s wonder goal, Dele Alli’s bootcut and Don’t F*** with Cats
February 11, 2022 00:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss Zouma's cat kicking shame, Senegal's AFCON win, Dele Alli's on-pitch clobber, the return of bootcut, if liver birds are real, keeping changing rooms clean and whether objectifying lions is okay. They're also joined by Bentlegs (Alex Bentley from the brilliant @WeAreTurnstile) who recalls the great forgotten Brazilian golazzo
Sexy Sean Dyche, Irish right backs and Richard Dunne slander
February 04, 2022 11:29 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss Michael Owen's Welshness, Frank Lampard's Toryness, Sean Dyche's sexiness and Eddie Howe's favourite position. There's also disagreement about what 'world-class' means and a heated debate about who'd make the English and Irish all-time XIs. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football...
#14 Sean Dyche, Irish right backs and Richard Dunne slander
February 04, 2022 11:29 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss Michael Owen's Welshness, Frank Lampard's Toryness, Sean Dyche's sexiness and Eddie Howe's favourite position. There's also disagreement about what 'world-class' means and a heated debate about who'd make the English and Irish all-time XIs. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football...
Terry NFTs, Watford duty and we (do) talk about Bruno
January 28, 2022 11:23 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThis week Noz and Danny ponder the questions: What's John Terry playing at? Was Adriano better than Lukaku? Why is the Watford job like jury duty? Who's gonna win the AFCON? Why isn't women's football covered properly? What kind of player is Bruno? What does Ronaldo think about Luke Shaw being #TeamMessi? Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes...
#13 Terry NFTs, Watford duty and we (do) talk about Bruno
January 28, 2022 11:23 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThis week Noz and Danny ponder the questions: What's John Terry playing at? Was Adriano better than Lukaku? Why is the Watford job like jury duty? Who's gonna win the AFCON? Why isn't women's football covered properly? What kind of player is Bruno? What does Ronaldo think about Luke Shaw being #TeamMessi? Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes...
Overrated Gazza, Torquay United and Vegan Sambas
December 16, 2021 12:36 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThis week, @dannymccomedy and @justinmoorhouse ask the pressing questions: - Was Roberto Carlos' freekick a bit lucky? - Is Gazza overrated? - Can anyone beat Ivo Graham for football trivia? There's also the SHOCKING revelation of Charlie Baker's second team Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts...
#12 Overrated Gazza, Torquay United and Vegan Sambas
December 16, 2021 12:36 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThis week, @dannymccomedy and @justinmoorhouse ask the pressing questions: - Was Roberto Carlos' freekick a bit lucky? - Is Gazza overrated? - Can anyone beat Ivo Graham for football trivia? There's also the SHOCKING revelation of Charlie Baker's second team Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts...
Kante love, Brexit Beatles and Benteke's pointless worldie
December 09, 2021 12:04 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Barca Jim as they discuss the difference between between a GOAT and a BOAT, Jim's illegal pirated material, Salah vs Gerrard, father/son footballers, the problematic Beatles, why Jay-Z is the don, football's realest and fakest 'hardmen' and Chesterfield sticking the toe into Paul Scholes. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - jus...
#11 Kante love, Brexit Beatles and Benteke’s pointless worldie
December 09, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Barca Jim as they discuss the difference between between a GOAT and a BOAT, Jim's illegal pirated material, Salah vs Gerrard, father/son footballers, the problematic Beatles, why Jay-Z is the don, football's realest and fakest 'hardmen' and Chesterfield sticking the toe into Paul Scholes. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - jus...
PES legend Castolo, Pessi vs Penaldo and Skiing with Sven
December 02, 2021 12:47 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the Ballon B'ore, Pessi vs Penaldo, nightmare barge journeys, PES legend Castolo, white-hit wonders, Mick Hucknell and the concept of 'punching', why David Beckham is massively underrated, Danny's ideal 'Golden Generation' XI, piss-drinking rugby banter and why Lampard has no place in the Gerrard-Scholes debate. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and defi...
#10 PES legend Castolo, Pessi vs Penaldo and Skiing with Sven
December 02, 2021 12:47 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the Ballon B'ore, Pessi vs Penaldo, nightmare barge journeys, PES legend Castolo, white-hit wonders, Mick Hucknell and the concept of 'punching', why David Beckham is massively underrated, Danny's ideal 'Golden Generation' XI, drinking rugby banter and why Lampard has no place in the Gerrard-Scholes debate. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitel...
Ole's tears, Di Canio's pasta tips and too much Baileys makes you sick
November 25, 2021 12:05 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Jim (in person) and Ellie (on the phone) as they ponder Vardy's forgotten casino fracas, whether 'Scottish football counts', Paolo Di Canio's pasta tips, Lorenzo Amoruso's Baileys obsession, Ole's teary exit, whether Everton would have Solskjaer over Rafa, Gerrard's favourite music and bad dad Jose's trainer bribes. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysi...
#9 Ole’s tears, Di Canio’s pasta tips and too much Baileys makes you sick
November 18, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBThis week Noz and Danny are joined by Jim (in person) and Ellie (on the phone) as they ponder Vardy's forgotten casino fracas, whether 'Scottish football counts', Paolo Di Canio's pasta tips, Lorenzo Amoruso's Baileys obsession, Ole's teary exit, whether Everton would have Solskjaer over Rafa, Gerrard's favourite music and bad dad Jose's trainer bribes. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysi...
#8 Cringeworthy Klopp, yellow sticker Eddie Howe and Princess Diana’s ghost
November 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThis week Danny and Noz discuss how bad Spitting Image's Jurgen Klopp is, why Eddie Howe is the Pro Evo Steve Bruce, how Danny knows first hand that Pat Nevin is generous and Ian Rush is tight, why Noz is being haunted by Princess Diana's ghost, and the fact that Danny once played with Alan Shearer and didn't think to mention it before. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely ...
Cringeworthy Klopp, yellow sticker Eddie Howe and Princess Diana's ghost
November 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThis week Danny and Noz discuss how bad Spitting Image's Jurgen Klopp is, why Eddie Howe is the Pro Evo Steve Bruce, how Danny knows first hand that Pat Nevin is generous and Ian Rush is tight, why Noz is being haunted by Princess Diana's ghost, and the fact that Danny once played with Alan Shearer and didn't think to mention it before. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely ...
Antonio Conte's hair, Harry Kane's chest and Vincent Kompany's head
November 04, 2021 12:09 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBThis week Noz (a.k.a Editson Cavani) and Danny discuss Conte to Spurs, hair transplants, never having watched Back to the Future, actual feet-eating rats (nothing to do with Scholes), feeling sorry for Nuno, why In Bruges is a Christmas film, and dodged bullets in football. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other footba...
#7 Antonio Conte’s hair, Harry Kane’s chest and Vincent Kompany’s head
November 04, 2021 12:09 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBThis week Noz (a.k.a Editson Cavani) and Danny discuss Conte to Spurs, hair transplants, never having watched Back to the Future, actual feet-eating rats (nothing to do with Scholes), feeling sorry for Nuno, why In Bruges is a Christmas film, and dodged bullets in football. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other footba...
The Ole inquest, Amanda Cinnamon and Scholes sucks toes
October 28, 2021 11:01 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBThis week Noz and Danny talk trainer collections, Solskjaer's future, Brendan Rodgers to Old Trafford, Amanda Staveley's Madchester credentials and debate whether you can reheat chippy chips in the air fryer. And of course, there's the unsavoury Paul Scholes incident. Big up comics Freddy Quinne and Jim Burke for contributing in voice and spirit Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and de...
#6 The Ole inquest, Amanda Cinnamon and Scholes sucks toes
October 28, 2021 11:01 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBThis week Noz and Danny talk trainer collections, Solskjaer's future, Brendan Rodgers to Old Trafford, Amanda Staveley's Madchester credentials and debate whether you can reheat chippy chips in the air fryer. And of course, there's the unsavoury Paul Scholes incident. Big up comics Freddy Quinne and Jim Burke for contributing in voice and spirit Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and de...
Creeping Shearer, coffee with Klopp and Mancini to Man United
October 21, 2021 11:14 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBWahay! Noz is back! This week the boys discuss tea towels at Newcastle, posh coffee with Klopp, meeting Ander Herrera, Alan Sugar retweeting serial killers, Pep Guardiola managing Greggs, celebrity football fans and why Mancini could well be Ole's successor Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts le...
#5 Creeping Shearer, coffee with Klopp and Mancini to Man United
October 21, 2021 11:14 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBWahay! Noz is back! This week the boys discuss tea towels at Newcastle, posh coffee with Klopp, meeting Ander Herrera, Alan Sugar retweeting serial killers, Pep Guardiola managing Greggs, celebrity football fans and why Mancini could well be Ole's successor Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts le...
St Pauli, Pele's viagra and a Phil Neville Christmas
October 07, 2021 11:09 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBThis week Danny is joined by fellow comedian and all-round good guy Justin Moorhouse, as they discuss how the Spanish matchday experience differs from English football, whether Gary Neville is now more relevant than David Beckham, Danny's outrage about players stealing yards for throw-ins and how the lads would revolutionise the World Cup... Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitel...
#4 St Pauli, Pele’s viagra and a Phil Neville Christmas
October 07, 2021 11:09 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBThis week Danny is joined by fellow comedian and all-round good guy Justin Moorhouse, as they discuss how the Spanish matchday experience differs from English football, whether Gary Neville is now more relevant than David Beckham, Danny's outrage about players stealing yards for throw-ins and how the lads would revolutionise the World Cup... Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitel...
Jose's performative shushing, Steve Bruce's 99 pace and Kalvin Phillips fume
September 30, 2021 11:27 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThis week Noz and Danny appreciate Emi Martinez's match-winning sh*thousery, call Mourinho out on his performative shushing, question whether Elijah Wood has a bigger West Ham legacy than JLingz, and argue the case for a throwing section at football matches. Oh, and Kalvin Phillips causes a fight. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the...
#3 Jose’s performative shushing, Steve Bruce’s 99 pace and Kalvin Phillips fume
September 30, 2021 11:27 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThis week Noz and Danny appreciate Emi Martinez's match-winning sh*thousery, call Mourinho out on his performative shushing, question whether Elijah Wood has a bigger West Ham legacy than JLingz, and argue the case for a throwing section at football matches. Oh, and Kalvin Phillips causes a fight. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the...
Pep's bad romance, Le Tissier lampshades, and ban them kids with signs
September 23, 2021 11:21 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the furore over empty seats at the Etihad, why Pep Guardiola is the Catalonian Delia, how modern refs are just clickbait merchants, and why signs asking for player's shirts should result in a lifetime ban. Also, #FreeBritney. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts le...
#2 Pep’s bad romance, Le Tissier lampshades, and ban them kids with signs
September 23, 2021 11:21 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBThis week Noz and Danny discuss the furore over empty seats at the Etihad, why Pep Guardiola is the Catalonian Delia, how modern refs are just clickbait merchants, and why signs asking for player's shirts should result in a lifetime ban. Also, #FreeBritney. Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts le...
Ronaldo the custard stealer, Grealish is banana bread, and Bergkamp didn't mean it
September 16, 2021 09:15 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBNoz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.
#1 Ronaldo the custard stealer, Grealish is banana bread, and Bergkamp didn’t mean it
September 16, 2021 09:15 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBNoz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.