Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
418 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago - ★★★★★ - 126 ratingsListen to the best parts of Dave and Darren’s Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.
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Episodes
Pickleball Power Hour
April 19, 2024 16:34 - 8 minutes - 11.3 MBA new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.
This Gas Station Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
March 28, 2024 16:19 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MBA get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.
Who Wants Hot Dogs?
March 08, 2024 17:32 - 50 minutes - 69.1 MBThis review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
A Chocolate Fantasy Like Never Before
March 01, 2024 16:55 - 47 minutes - 65.9 MBA real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
667:Head Transplant
February 21, 2024 15:58 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBDavid Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.
Sexy Build A Bear
February 16, 2024 16:44 - 46 minutes - 63.4 MBThis episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
When's The Boss?
February 02, 2024 16:47 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MBThis week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.
The Secret Show
January 23, 2024 18:08 - 58 minutes - 81 MBA new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.
Kitchen Treasure Hunter
January 16, 2024 17:29 - 51 minutes - 70.2 MBSome men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.
The Underwater Sneeze
December 20, 2023 19:11 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MBWhy are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!
The Christmas Possum
December 08, 2023 17:26 - 50 minutes - 69 MBThis episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.
Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?
December 01, 2023 17:57 - 43 minutes - 59.4 MBThis episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!
Make Your Own Dentures
November 22, 2023 16:37 - 1 hour - 101 MBOn this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.
Bring Out The Olives!
November 10, 2023 17:36 - 56 minutes - 77.1 MBDo we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?
John Cleese
November 03, 2023 16:38 - 44 minutes - 61 MBThis week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).
Touched By An Alien
October 27, 2023 16:24 - 50 minutes - 69.4 MBThis episode features a dangerous seafood delicacy, fine oil paintings and an Academy Award winner's close encounter of the third kind. Pardon the pun.
What A Doll!
October 20, 2023 18:47 - 42 minutes - 57.9 MBThis episode features stories about bears, Teddy Bears and Gummi Bears. If that sounds enchanting to you, we're guessing this is your first time listening to our Top Five Things Podcast.
What An Interesting Necklace!
October 13, 2023 18:10 - 38 minutes - 52.4 MBThis week's Top 5 Things features the legend of Stoneman Willie, an Iowa woman with a unique fashion sense and a heretofore unknown use for a hair dryer. Please enjoy!
Cowboy Ringo
October 06, 2023 15:40 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBThis week we learn how Darren became a haberdasher to a Beatle and Dave learns about the human computers that used to work at Aldi.
Surrounded By Bears
September 29, 2023 16:07 - 53 minutes - 74.1 MBWhich of these scenarios is more believable: Pauly Shore starring in a Richard Simmons in a biopic OR deer falling from the sky?
What A Jet Crash Really Sounds Like
September 22, 2023 15:10 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBThis episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.
Everybody Was Kangaroo Fighting
September 18, 2023 16:53 - 53 minutes - 72.8 MBThey're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.
A Walk To London
September 08, 2023 16:16 - 49 minutes - 68.4 MBHamster wheel voyages, gender reveal plane crashes and a real life Barbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.
Backyard Volleyball Gambling
September 02, 2023 03:53 - 52 minutes - 72.2 MBThis week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.
Bear Spray And The Electric Gilligan
August 25, 2023 16:00 - 51 minutes - 70.6 MBThis week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity.
Listen Like Cake Thieves
August 18, 2023 17:52 - 51 minutes - 71.4 MBPeople share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.
The Hawk And The Snake
August 11, 2023 17:49 - 45 minutes - 62.6 MBA snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.
Spank Goes To The Fair
August 04, 2023 15:39 - 47 minutes - 64.9 MBSpank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".
Ghost Divorce
July 28, 2023 18:45 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MBThis week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine.
Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day
July 21, 2023 16:50 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MBIt's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).
Malibu Barbie
July 13, 2023 16:02 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MBWe try to wrap our heads around all the Oppenheimer and Barbie hype, explore graduation rituals around the world and celebrate a young man's first ever Mountain Dew can thumb punch.
GET HIM!
June 29, 2023 20:33 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBThis Dave & Darren review features emotional support creepy dolls, renegade swamp sharks and a passionate argument against blue jeans.
The Pikachu Bomber
June 26, 2023 11:57 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBThis episode features two VERY weird Pokémon stories and a frank discussion on the fine art of weaponized incompetence.
I Was Passed Out
June 16, 2023 15:58 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MBYou'd think the sound of a nearby interstate bridge collapsing would wake a guy up but in Philly, they sleep soundly. And by sleep we mean pass out.
Splish Splash
June 09, 2023 14:43 - 42 minutes - 57.9 MBShopping for your friend's birthday can be tricky. Martha Stewart doesn't want to talk to you if you're taking a bath. A Japanese startup is helping people quit their jobs.
Little Prankster
June 07, 2023 21:33 - 50 minutes - 69.7 MBYou might not like it, Baby but PRANKS ARE WHAT I DO!
I Swallowed Stretch Armstrong
May 31, 2023 15:26 - 54 minutes - 74.6 MBMore tales of cruises gone horribly wrong, striking rich by being raised by wolves and a handmade aircraft misadventure!
He Didn’t Start The Fire (Except He Totally Did)
May 25, 2023 12:04 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MBThis episode features an ALL-TIME GREAT meltdown, solid advice and an argument over Hot Pockets that ends with a bullet to the butt.
Project Neptune
May 17, 2023 15:01 - 54 minutes - 74.2 MBPeople will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS!
Family Secrets
May 11, 2023 15:36 - 46 minutes - 63.3 MBThis episode of Top Five Things features odd family secrets, olive oil coffee and another terrific Florida man story.
The Nashville Wake Up Call
May 08, 2023 15:57 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBA man visiting Nashville (ON BUSINESS!!) woke up to the sight of the hotel manager sucking on his toes. A high school prank and an astronaut's funeral go terribly wrong.
The 36 Month Lease
April 28, 2023 15:55 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBMahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."
To The Wet Lab!
January 11, 2023 01:42 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MBMissouri police are looking for volunteer day drinkers. There was no tailgating allowed at the National Championship "Game".
Year End Rear End Review
January 06, 2023 11:58 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MBOur first review for 2023 includes ice beer, a randy walrus and a review of everything Americans got stuck up their butts in 2022.
The Hoodie Bandit
December 21, 2022 21:59 - 48 minutes - 67 MBOur final morning show review for 2022 includes a meet and greet gone wrong, new Christmas traditions to consider and a completely ineffective way to battle holiday depression. Cheers!
Love Boat Bigfoot
December 16, 2022 23:15 - 41 minutes - 56.7 MBLove! Exciting and new. Come aboard, Bigfoot's on the crew!
A Level Nine Turtle
December 14, 2022 17:10 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MBGet ready to meet a level nine turtle who thought he was a level four alligator and an Iowa dog who called the fire department.
Scary Ghost Stories
December 09, 2022 16:32 - 39 minutes - 54 MBYou know that line in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" about scary ghost stories? It turns out telling ghost stories around a fire used to be a big part of how people celebrated Christmas. In other news, tattooing your eyeball might sound like a good idea, but IS it?
A Mistress For Christmas?
December 06, 2022 16:55 - 50 minutes - 69.1 MBIt's the most wonderful time of the year! This episode features timely holiday tips on keeping your Christmas tree hydrated and what to eat when you find yourself stranded in shark infested waters.
Imaginary Ice Fishing
November 29, 2022 21:07 - 54 minutes - 74.7 MBWe've invented a new wintertime activity! It's far less risky than playing Monopoly with your family.