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Dating Funnies - Actual stories of dating

124 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★ - 12 ratings

Real life stories, mostly funny things that have happened, while trying to date

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Episodes

Love is Blind #6, Liars, Cheaters, and renting a room in my home disaster

February 19, 2024 21:00 - 28 minutes - 16.5 MB

Happy be-lated Valentines Day! Hope eevryone is doing well. 

Happy New Year - Me Elderly? Am I looking for a Nurse or Purse? my subtle flirts with a client

January 08, 2024 22:00 - 15 minutes - 8.99 MB

Hope everyone had an enjoyable holiday season? Been an interesting last few weeks with people I have chatted with on Bumble, Tinder, Hinge, Zoosk, Match,  Fet, and ALT. Nothing seems to surprise me much any more...HA HA

My thoughts on being home for the holidays, Golden Bachelor, Ethnic dating, Netflix shows

December 11, 2023 21:00 - 29 minutes - 17.9 MB

If you have not watched the following on NetFlix I highy recommend them: Longest 3rd Date (true story), and Love in the Wild.  This is the last time I will be discussing the GB, I promise...LOL

THE "Cheescake Factory date", My Match.com Tacoma 1st and 2nd date, and my thoughts on the Golden Bachelor

November 17, 2023 00:00 - 25 minutes - 15.6 MB

Just rambling a little about the mow infamous Cheescake Factory date and how she treated her date - a 1st date for them, my thoughts and opinions of the Golden Bachelor TV series and some of the contestants on teh show and of course the train wreck of a Match.com date I had this past week.

Love is Blind Season 5,The Golden Bachelor, Tawkify, Bumble, and Please DO NOT date Real estate agents

October 11, 2023 22:00 - 18 minutes - 11.7 MB

Just me rambling  as I am not getting much attention on Match or Zoosk as I must have a face that only a mother can love...LOL. I am being told, again, that I am damged goods because I am not in a relationship, yet if married people only knew how difficult it is today in trying to meet and date someone maybe they would be more empathetc.. married people should work on being "curious" instead of judgemental.  Had a few conversations and situations lately that left me scratching my head

Paying for dates? Building a Sex room? Another BAD Tawkify date and more

August 29, 2023 21:00 - 15 minutes - 9.53 MB

Yes, I thought I would try buying a date, and that failed! Yes, another BAD tawkify date, I swear they do not read my profile as the people they choose are not what I describe in my profile on their site. How about building or have someone design and build you a room specifically for sex? So many options in the land of dating..LOL

Summer Lov'n had me a blast - Not me, but someone I am sure is having a lov'n Summer!

August 17, 2023 21:00 - 18 minutes - 10.8 MB

A liitle bit about my Tawkify Zoom date with a woman in Scottsdale, AZ and my renewed efforts on Match, Bumble, Tinder and Hinge.  Also shared a thought about when you realize that we have 2 lives and the 2nd life starts when you realize you only have 1 life. I do need to start living the 2nd life, as do all of us!!

Hmmmmmmm, so much but so little - and all sooooo confusing!

August 09, 2023 20:00 - 22 minutes - 13.2 MB

"Online dating is just as murky and full of lemons as finding a used car in the classifieds. Once you learn the lingo, it’s easier to spot the models with high mileage and no warranty" - Laurie Perry

Run Forest Run! I was told I am broken, I need to be fixed!!

May 07, 2023 21:00 - 26 minutes - 16.1 MB

Dating will always keep me on my toes, the far reaching expectations of other people just will never end for me. 

The Awaken Man! My guest Riannah Roach shares her thoughts on Masculine and Femine roles

May 05, 2023 19:00 - 48 minutes - 25.8 MB

Riannah is an amazing person that understands the dynamics of masculine and femine roles. Her videos are very informative and insightful.   Find her on TicTok or IG, under her name Some of her topics have been as follows: Look and Learn Ladies Frog Farming Real Men equl "King Energy" An Awaken Man does not need a woman 5 things a Femine womn wants 5 things a Masculine man wants

2nd Date Disaster, a Matchmaker Failed Date, and am told I am a serial dater - WOW!

May 02, 2023 21:00 - 22 minutes - 13.8 MB

Get tired of people saying I am a serial dater just because I am meeting people, for the 1st time, over coffee - Seriously?!  Since when does trying not count for anything? Especially when you first meet someone and you try to impress them with finding things to do that they like? Honesty, in ALL things is HUGE! Actions speak louder than words in ALL things!!

My Zombie came, and went - Again! New dating trends, Alpha Male and Femininity, Double standards in dating

April 11, 2023 00:00 - 26 minutes - 16 MB

This past week I dealt with "My" Zombie - she came and she went, again!  What is with the double standard in dating and in relationships? Women have prefrences and men have something wrong with them - Seriously, this has got to stop!! New dating trends and terms - getting hard to keep up with all of them - so confusing Are you an Alpha Male? A Beta Male? As a woman, can you really relax into your feminine nature with an Alpha Male?

The Tinder Swindler - actual story of disception and manipulation!

April 04, 2023 19:00 - 23 minutes - 13.6 MB

Thought I would share a story I viewed on NetFlix about a man that was deceiving and manipulating women in Europe and sadly this story plays out all the time - The Tinder Swindler. I thought I would share with you my thoughts on this story as well as sharing some of my most recent dating challenges. 

Welcome our guest Christiana - The author of the Unapologetic Spinster

March 13, 2023 21:00 - 52 minutes - 27.8 MB

She has a great and remarkable story on her mission to meet and find her "forever partner".  Her jouney and her story of the challenges in dating You can get all of her information, as well as be able to buy her book at:  www.Unapologetic Spinster.com.  

I am BACK! MY Dinner and Wine event, Non Vanilla dating, Matchmaker and Upsidedown Pineapple

March 01, 2023 21:00 - 21 minutes - 13.1 MB

Not too many dating challenges as it has been a very busy past few months, but I do have a few stories to share on today's Podcast

Happy New Year! - Zero Dating - Reasons why we are single - Rebound Brochure - Too Busy - 5 Red Flags Men do not like

December 31, 2022 00:00 - 16 minutes - 9.31 MB

Let's bring in the new year with new energy, attitudes, expectations, and success in our dating lives. 

Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2022 22:00 - 1 minute - 954 KB

Wishing you a VERY,VERY Merry Christmas!

A conversation about dating in Sweden with my guest Jim

November 29, 2022 22:00 - 26 minutes - 14 MB

Jim has been a long time listener on my Podcast and reached out to me as he wanted to discuss dating in Sweden as well as some of his struggles in finding a partner.

Happy Thanksgiving! Losing a listener (sad), My Bumble and Tawkify dates

November 23, 2022 20:00 - 22 minutes - 13.8 MB

I will share that my instanity is being tested, AGAIN! Yet I still continue to venture out to meet someone.  Let's all be intentional on what we are striving for in dating and QUIT ghosting people Grow Up! For anyone over 50 years old, how many summers do you think you really have? Let's stop the bullshit and go and meet people as you might surprise yourself and find someone you enjoy being with.  Do you like to "dance" outside of the "vanilla" world? If so you should check out FetLife an...

My Little Black Book - New Dating App for tracking your dates- Co-Founder Melissa shares all the details on where to get the App and all the features!

October 20, 2022 00:00 - 38 minutes - 20.8 MB

Great idea on how to track who you met, how the date was, and staying safe and having fun dating.  You can find the App on your Android and online at: https://www.mylittleblkbook.com/

My Little Black Book - New Dating App for tracking your dates- Co-Founder Melissa shares all the details on where to get the App and all the features!

October 20, 2022 00:00 - 38 minutes - 20.8 MB

Great idea on how to track who you met, how the date was, and staying safe and having fun dating.  You can find the App on your Android and online at: https://www.mylittleblkbook.com/

White privileged Man? Bumble connections, The Bachelor, and What kind of sex are you having?

October 03, 2022 22:00 - 27 minutes - 15.8 MB

I am still amazed that a Bumble date told me that I am a "White Privelaged Man", and that seh expects me to pay for ALL of the dates..WOW! The Bachelor is thinking of starting a series called the Senior Bachelor, and I am being consdiered again.

Please Make Me Love ME - A great story about One persons path in "Opening" her relationship! Our Guest Emily Gindlesparger penned her Memoir on her journey of an open relationship with her partner and the things she learned about herself along the way.

September 07, 2022 21:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MB

In Emily's journey she was able to explore her desires and versions of herself she’d previously kept hidden. Her journey of discovery, as she states -  "an undeniable need to let those small, quiet parts of her have a voice. To expose her darkest secrets, no matter how terrifying and, ultimately, to know and love every last part of herself—no matter what it might cost" and in that journey she was able to Love herself, and love who she was, and is today. She became a better partner by agreein...

Match and Tawkify Dates this past week, What is the "Universe" sending me, Leveling Up when meeting and dating

August 29, 2022 22:00 - 18 minutes - 12.7 MB

Been an interesting couple of weeks, seems that the Universe is still playing games with me by sending me the same type of people regardless of the dating site or dating apps that I meet people. How do I "Level Up"? that is the question. Where do we find people that match our energy, our passion, our financial stability, our drive, and our enthusiasm? Where are they? 

Attachments Styles - What are they? What is yours? Our Guest, Taryn Newton-Gill has insights into Attachment Styles and how they affect our personal relationships

August 12, 2022 20:00 - 28 minutes - 14.9 MB

How do we show up on dates? In our relationships? Understanding the 5 Love Languages and our Attachment Styles. With a better understanding of who we are, maybe, we become a better date and partner in this mad world called dating.  Time to break old patterns!

Flags, Flags, Flags! Pay Pigs? 1st Date Questions?

July 26, 2022 18:00 - 32 minutes - 18.1 MB

So many Flags to consider - Green, Pink, Yellow, and Red!  A new business opportunity being a FinDomme!  What are good questions to ask on a 1st date?

Flags, Flags, Flags! Pay Pigs? 1st Date Questions?

July 26, 2022 18:00 - 32 minutes - 18.1 MB

So many Flags to consider - Green, Pink, Yellow, and Red!  A new business opportunity being a FinDomme!  What are good questions to ask on a 1st date?

YES, the struggle is real! Dating is NO fun today!

July 14, 2022 21:00 - 21 minutes - 11.9 MB

This week I discuss my continued frustration with dating and feeling like giving up on dating, especially after my last dating partner lying and cheating and I caught her. I have learned so much, sadly again, about Gaslighting, Breadcrumbing, Devaluation, and more. I am PISSED at myself that I allowed myself to be fooled again.  I am SOooooo Tired, actually PISSED that I keep running into liars and cheaters. Dating is NO fun these days, ready to step away from ALL dating sites and Apps.

Being blind sighted by a liar, Dating math, Red Flags, Tinder, Bumble and Match "dates"

May 16, 2022 18:00 - 20 minutes - 12.2 MB

Thanks for dropping in, been a long month with physical challenges, grandkids moving, dating what turned about to be a liar from Tinder, Phone call dates (NOT),  and a reminder of watching and paying attention to the Red Flags. 

Our guest - Robbie Kramer - Men's Dating and Lifestyle Expert - Inner Confidence

April 16, 2022 21:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

Follow Robbie Kramer on his Podcast ....Leverage Podcast, as well as on YouTube, Facebook, and IG. He offers advice but with no quick fixes, no magic pills, and no bullshit! He has been featured in Maxim, Elite Daily, USA Today, and 21 Studios and has been on Playboy Radio, and SirusXM. His website is www.innerconfidence.com

Dating in Brazil, Canada and Seattle - Insights from our guest this week

March 28, 2022 07:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

We also touched on effort in dating by both men and women, being creative for dating, your energetic vibration when dating as well as suggestions of a way to start meeting people

Online dating is Broken! My guest this week is Margaret from DeFrostdating.com

March 23, 2022 00:00 - 39 minutes - 26.9 MB

Aren't we all tied of the swiping right or left for days, then text for weeks only to find out that they are not who they sad they were or you have no "real connection". My guest this week has a new idea on how to break the cycle of online dating as she and her company offer new ways to meet people, have fun and hopefully meet great partners.  Visit her site at www.defrostdating.com and check out their events - who know, I might meet you there.

Valentines Day - No show date, Galentines Day, and my upcoming Tawkify Blind Date

February 17, 2022 19:00 - 15 minutes - 8.78 MB

Just ranting today on dating, as well as sharing stories I have heard about from others and how rude people are when it comes to dating. Find me on Apple Music and Apple Podcast too!

Final Straw moments, Careless Attitudes on Dating, Dating Coach Tips, and me being a Honey Badger

January 26, 2022 21:00 - 23 minutes - 14.5 MB

My Tawify experiences, a Poly relationship dinner date, Happy Hour with bites, and dinner with a failed "date" as her friends hijacked the date, Question of the week - What kind of date am I (You), The Friend Zone. 

Guest speaker Jesse from New York - The dating adventures in New York and more!

January 08, 2022 20:00 - 32 minutes - 17.3 MB

Today we chatted about several things, when dates overshare information, rating our dating style, dating "vibration" to the Universe, and her one encounter with a man that told her on the 1st date that he was bisexual, how would you respond to his disclosure on the 1st date?

Happy New Year - Hobby Lobby, Maine Listener, Getting Laid in 2022, Leveling Up!

January 04, 2022 21:00 - 30 minutes - 18.8 MB

Wish each of you a fantastic 2022, may you find what you are searching for. In my Podcast today I chat about Red Flags, Leveling Up, getting laid in 2022, and a couple of emails from a couple of my listeners. 

A text from my past, Baby its cold outside song, Rebound relationships,2nd chances, being Ugly on the inside. Are you on Santa's Nice or Naughty list?

December 20, 2021 23:00 - 19 minutes - 13.1 MB

Just me rambling this week with many thoughts and questions. 

Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, a NON Vanilla life, Maine lady email, and what is a good lover

December 05, 2021 19:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

I am getting tired of all the liars out there, the people that just broke up and are trying to fill a void as they do not understand the damage they create by lying about their "situation".  I briefly chat about my "NON" Vanilla life and how I look at it. 

Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, a NON Vanilla life, Maine lady email, and what is a good lover

December 05, 2021 19:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

I am getting tired of all the liars out there, the people that just broke up and are trying to fill a void as they do not understand the damage they create by lying about their "situation".  I briefly chat about my "NON" Vanilla life and how I look at it. 

Stories from a listener in Maine, My recent Meetup meeting, Drinks with friends

November 23, 2021 18:00 - 19 minutes - 13.3 MB

Happy Holidays! Not much in my dating life as I have been busy with my "real" job. Saw a move on NetFlix and seen a few dating videos on TikToc that were funny, sad and interesting

FB postings by an "EX", Long distance dating, Tawkify Matchup, FB and IG relationship postings

October 14, 2021 20:00 - 21 minutes - 12.5 MB

PLUS my thoughts on FB and IG relationship postings, a past ex and her emails to her new husband, how a Narrcisstic person likes to Love Bomb, Devalue, Breadcrumb, Devalue and then Discard, Bing the "Fly on the Wall", Dating Around on Netflix and the bad behavior exhibited on the show and lastly, people wanting you to be just like their past and deceased partners (hard to measure up)

OKCupid, Tawkify, Past "Match" connection that turned into a New Bumble connection

September 13, 2021 20:00 - 21 minutes - 13.2 MB

Kind of a dull and slow past few weeks, still licking my wounds of the younger lady I dated for a short period, yet through that interaction, I was reminded of what Narrcisstic behavior looks and feels like (OUCH!) Interesting re-connection with a past connection on Match that showed up on Bumble.

Conversation with Sugar Baby Jackie - Her story on Sugar dating

August 17, 2021 20:00 - 27 minutes - 14.9 MB

Maybe Sugar dating is for you, as a Sugar Baby or a Sugar Daddy, yet just like any relationship it requires an open line of communication and respecting boundaries

Bumble dates (BFF), Past dates coming back, Pizza toppings, rude behavior

August 03, 2021 18:00 - 23 minutes - 13.9 MB

Interesting week, meeting a couple of women from Bumble who turned out to be married,  an es date (a few years ago), coming back to connect with me, and understanding the Pizza topping criteria... 

The Lady's from MeetUp - Great conversation on the challenges of dating

July 25, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 33.6 MB

Fun conversation with 2 great women and their struggles with dating in the Seattle area, most interesting that women share the same struggles as men and how different parts of Washington and other cities in the US have better understandings of the dating process and the roles of people in dating. 

A Conversation with Madame MeetUp - The Rules of Dating

July 18, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

Great conversation on following the rules of dating, stories of dating mishaps with her and her dates, and of course my dating mishaps. So much still to learn for all of us on successful dating

A Conversation with Madame MeetUp - The Rules of Dating

July 18, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

Great conversation on following the rules of dating, stories of dating mishaps with her and her dates, and of course my dating mishaps. So much still to learn for all of us on successful dating

Run Forest Run! Stupid me, Toxic people, Tinder One night stand, Tarot Cards

July 11, 2021 18:00 - 26 minutes - 16.1 MB

Beem an interesting past month and last few weeks dealing with toxic people that chose to lie and be deceitful to me, but stupid me I played the "game". I had to re-visit what Narrcisstic patterns were, how toxic people take all the fun out of dating as well as learning more about Love Bombing and breadcrumbing someone and how people project onto others who they really are, needed to pay attention to the red flags waving in my face, Yes, stupid me!

Ready to Quit dating, New lessons in life with Narcissistic people - Dating Miseries, Met a listener,Next week a Sugar Baby Guest Speaker

June 20, 2021 18:00 - 14 minutes - 8.07 MB

Interesting week, new dating partner, the younger woman decided that it was a good idea to drag me into her work drama to get my thoughts and input, and then she dragged me into her ex drama, of which I did not ask to be part of any of those dramas. She even thought it was a good idea to start calling me names, projecting her vision of the world in her efforts to convince me that I was what she was saying. I don't play the projection game. With any luck I will have next week a Sugar Baby as ...

Ready to Quit dating, New lessons in life with Narcissistic people - Dating Miseries, Met a listener,Next week a Sugar Baby Guest Speaker

June 20, 2021 18:00 - 14 minutes - 8.07 MB

Interesting week, new dating partner, the younger woman decided that it was a good idea to drag me into her work drama to get my thoughts and input, and then she dragged me into her ex drama, of which I did not ask to be part of any of those dramas. She even thought it was a good idea to start calling me names, projecting her vision of the world in her efforts to convince me that I was what she was saying. I don't play the projection game. With any luck I will have next week a Sugar Baby as ...