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Happy Bday Bachelor w/ DTRA

March 27, 2024 11:36 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

I don't think any of us saw this season and what it would bring coming. But it came for us regardless. The highs, the lows, the twists, the expected, and everything in between. We did it together. And to help celebrate that I was stoked to bookend the season with Shannon from Do The Roses Align. Together we talk about the finale, the edits, the girl power, the gay, the Bachelorette announcement and of course we talk THE PLANETS. Because the show had a birthday and it all means something peop...

Women Hug All w/ Epiphany

March 20, 2024 12:17 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

As is tradition we must gather all the ex's in one room and let the tension rise to the point of tears. But luckily there was some bombshells and soft moments to help ease the strife...barely. And to help me break down the Women Tell All, I am joined by Joey's future bae - Epiphany! Together we talk about how we got to this stage in the season, the main drama (Maria), the rampant racism, and our predicitions for the soft babygirl. Thank you Epiphany again- I LOVE YOU! Follow her @epiphanyx...

Do (it) Or Die Week with Positively Uncensored

March 13, 2024 12:38 - 54 minutes - 42.2 MB

I have to say after an entire season of beating us over the heads with tennis related moments, they really failed during Fantasy Suites to bring us any tennis related sex puns. According to a list of tennis terms I just googled, we could have seen talk of Forehand, Stroke, Ground Stroke, Foot Fault, and being a Receiver. I'm disappointed. But what does not disappoint, is this weeks podcast with guest Leah from Positively Uncensored! Together we talk about the overnight dates and what was sai...

Parental Advisory w/ Kickin It With Rae

March 06, 2024 13:46 - 1 hour - 51.7 MB

When you're here, you're FAMILY. And that's also the theme of this week of The Bachelor, as Joey got to meet his final 4's families. And surprisingly it was entertaining and interesting??? I'm grateful I got to jump on with Renise from Kickin It With Rae Podcast! We get into family dynamics, Joeys responses, where the women shined or fumbled, and some thoughts on how bach nation is reacting. Huge thank you to Renise for having me on and I want you all to check out her page @kickinitwith_rae...

The Rose Noire Crossover

February 28, 2024 20:32 - 1 hour - 136 MB

What a treat this week as I got to join the lovelies over on The Rose Noire podcast to recap week 7 of Joesph's journey to get on bended knee. I truly had so much fun chatting with Claudia, Gena, Jasmine, and Monique and I know you will all love the episode! (Sorry again to them for the boner jokes.) If you're not already subscribed to their podcast, let this serve as a great gateway to that future for you! I believe in you! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-rose-noire-podcast/id171...

(Almost) Paradise with Madeline

February 21, 2024 13:09 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

Welcome back to Bachelor Jojo's journey to find a woman who will accept that he's not a perfect man. A tall order considering women typically never have to settle in life or anything like that. But I digress because I am so excited for my guest this week, a long time listener first time caller by the name of Madeline! She recently when to Playa Escondita aka Paradise and I couldn't wait to hear about the behind the scenes of the resort! Oh we also recap week 6. If you even care. lollol Than...

Vote For Joey with Monique

February 16, 2024 05:15 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Welcome to Bizzaro Bach Nation folks! The male lead is a liberal who stands for equal rights- publicly! The kissing scenes are okay! The drama is not predictable! There are rumors of a gay season! insert spiny eye emoji And to help make sure I am not being totally gaslit this week, Monique of The Rose Noire Podcast joins me on the podcast! We do not hold back at all with our takes on the above as well as the transactional vibes of traumatic stories being displayed this season! Let's Go!!! ...

Pageant Thing w/ Here To Find Love

February 07, 2024 14:53 - 52 minutes - 45.1 MB

Welcome back to week 3 of Joseph's journey to find his Pageant Queen or Doubles Partner or Wife or Stick of butter...I don't honestly know anymore but what I do know is that this week I participated in a really fun collab with the folks at Here To Find Love Show! Julie and Kelly have a really amazing youtube and podcast channel where the cover the Bachelor Franchise from their perspectives as two Asian American relationship coaches!! Together we recap most of episode 3 on my feed and then ju...

Till Drama Do Us Part with Jasmine

January 31, 2024 13:40 - 59 minutes - 44.3 MB

Speak now or forver hold your peace because we are now in week 2 of Joey's journey to find a Bride. And EVERY ONE knows that the only way to do that is by making a group of women wear discount gowns and play musical chairs. And to help officiate this wedding I am joined by one of the lovelies of The Rose Noire Podcast, the hilarious Jasmine! Together we side eye Dr. Abs, try to figure our which M named woman is the oldest, Daisy's edit, and give Lauren her props where deserved. Huge thank ...

Baby Girl Bachelor Era with Epiphany

January 24, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

Ya'll I don't know whats shifted in our world but The Bachelor has entered into it's baby girl-ifed era with our green eyed Joey, colorful suits, and endearing editing. Only time will tell if it lands, but I swear you can taste something in the air. And to help me explore this intriguing energy, I am joined by the president of the Joey Fan Club - Epiphany Espinosa! Together we rave and rant about the wealth of women, the mysterious dramatic card, how the editing has shifted, of course wonder...

All The Single Ladies with DTRA

January 19, 2024 01:19 - 2 hours - 86.5 MB

I hope you enjoyed your short off season (blink and you'd miss it) because the Bachelor waits for no one and Joey Graziadei's journey to find a engagement-situationship is UPON US. But before we start this season officially we must meet the THIRTY TWO single ladies ready for our curly haired soft boy and judge them purely off of a disjointed bio captions, their instagrams, and of course sun signs. Thank you to Shannon from Do The Roses Align for podcasting with me for 2 hours!! We managed to...

Mr. and Mrs. Amazon.com with Connie

January 07, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

I don't know how they managed to do it...but folks they did it! I HAD FUN WATCHING THE GOLDEN WEDDING! There was sweetness, humor, fun alumni, boudoir photos and strippers!! And somehow some way they made me actually believe in love again. For now at least. And to celebrate this rare occasion I am joined by bestie Connie and together we talk about the best dressed, the drama, and naturally we stumble into so next level conspiracies! Congrats to the Golden couple! Lovely big thank you to Con...

Fuck GrandBoy with Natalie Franklin

December 02, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 45 MB

And with that we have arrived at the end of Gerry Turner's journey to find love. And for better or for worse it was quite dramatic!!!!! Perhaps the most dramatic finale ever. And to help me in spiraling about it all I am joined by writer and podcaster Natalie Franklin. Together we wonder how Gerry switched up that fast, break down the break up, appreciate the final couple, and dive in to some really wild rumors floating around. A big thank you to Natalie and make sure you're checking her o...

Knocking Boots with Dr. Diane

November 18, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Get in your pjs and set the thermostat to sixty nine, because we are about to get our pilow talk on! That's right it was seggs weeks on The Golden Bachelor and boy howdy do we have a lot to discuss! And thankfully I am joined by Dr. Diane of @backtolovedoc and together we talk about edits, Jesse Palmer blushing, the stigma of seniors being intimate and what it's like to be a widow looking for love! Thank you Diane and make sure you all are following her! Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twi...

Seniors Tell All with Jess Ambrose

November 11, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

Could this season of the Golden Bachelor get any more endearing?? I didn't think it possible until the Golden Women Tell All and all the emotional moments we got to see RUINED ME! And to hold my hand while having an emotional breakdown I am joined by the one the only Jess Ambrose of Your Mom and Dad Pod and formerly Chatty Broads! We gab, we rant, we go aweeeee and together we wonder what conspiracies are happening on BIP. Thank you Jess so much and make sure you're following her @thebaddmo...

Retired Horse Girls with Limi

November 04, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

Home Sweet Hometowns are upon us and omg what a thing to behold within the Golden Bachelor Universe!! Sweet, emotional, and high stakes presenting. Ever making the harsh transition to BIP to painful and jarring. But thanks to friend of the pod Limi form @takethisrosepod we were able to properly dissect it all and more. Literally cannot stop gushing over how much fun it is to talk old and new bachelor drama with folks that GET IT!!!! Sometimes i wonder where this is all going, but then I am r...

Gerry's Best Day Ever with Bekah Cloud

October 28, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

Welcome back to another week of Gerry's journey to find love and Kat's journey earn the show it's explicit warning. And joining me this week is the ever lovely Bekah Cloud and together we crumble under Gerry's charm and ponder what we could've seen with more time from these spectacular women. We discuss the future of the series and what a senior paradise could be like and....speaking of paradise we also rant and kind of rave about this weeks episode. Because it finally gave us a little bit o...

Zipping It with Kelly Johns

October 21, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Never have i ever... loved a Bachelor show more than I do the Golden Bachelor!! It is giving old classic seasons in the best way possible and im finding myslef genuinely rooting for our lead!! WHAT A CONCEPT???!!!!! To help me recap week 4 and of Gb and BIP I'm so grateful I to have been joined on the pod by actor, creator, and Bach Nation Day 1 fan - Kelly Johns! We talk about how she makes her parody videos, the drama and how Gerry handles it, and her pick for 1st Golden Bachelorette! I al...

Golden Poop Baby Shower

October 14, 2023 12:46 - 1 hour - 49.1 MB

Congrats!! It's a piece of poop!! And it looks just like it's father aweee. But before we can name the little shit, we gotta talk week 3 of Gerry's journey to find love! And ya'll i'm truly still so obsessed it's embarrassing. The women, the genuine moments, the building drama! Give it to me!! BIP on the other hand?? You could actually give me less thank you very much. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelaja...

Gay For Gerry with Samantha Allen

October 07, 2023 13:05 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

No matter what happens we cannot, under any circumstances STOP BELIEVING. DON'T. I know you want to but it's vital, that you don' stop believing...in this franchises ability to make us feel some sort of way. And with week two that's just what they have done. Joined by writer and almost swiftie Samantha Allen, we illustrate all the ways the Golden Bachelor is thriving and also scaring the shit out of us. BONUS: we spend time at the beginning and at the end discussing Gaylor in a critical and ...

Nepo Moms with Kelli McClure

September 30, 2023 19:18 - 1 hour - 36.4 MB

normally i write a fun caption but i sprained my wrist sry i luv u all thank u kellie for being on the pod Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

Grandma Sponcon w/ DTRA

September 26, 2023 12:58 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

Date Card Pod is back and we've aged like fine wine. That's right THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE! The Golden Bachelor is upon us and we must dig into these hot older broads. I'm joined by the only person i knew who would really get in to these ladies profiles like i would, Shannon from Do The Roses Align! Together we spiral hard...which unfiltered instagram profile is the most telling, the sweetest, most unhinged, or most ready for stardom? Which one will be a villain, a cougar, or too good for ou...

Neil Lane Throwback with Bachelor Rabbit Hole

August 23, 2023 12:20 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Everybody say thank you to Charity Lawson! Because I swear to Neil Lanes plastic surgeon (or necromancer), that this season had IT ALL and then some. Not the least of which was perhaps the most beautiful proposal we've had in years! And to jump in deep, I am joined by the amazing Ria of Bachelor Rabbit Hole!! Together we hold hands through the most jam packed 3 hour finale ever, lose it over the Paradise tease, share our thoughts on Joey's edit, and ugly cry about Charity and Dotun's fairyta...

Men Yell All with Epiphany

August 16, 2023 12:57 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Incompetent old washed up 'presidents' could not keep us from this seasons Men Yell All. And for that I am a proud to be a member of Bachelor NATION...perhaps for the first time ever! I stand for the royalty free jazz anthem and MY president Charity Lawson. And to help me get in to every wild and dramatic moment of last nights tell all, I am joined by the lovely Epiphany Espinosa! We talk about the men (even the ones we forgot existed), Jesse's bad bitch energy, Charity effortlessly eviscera...

Bachelor Attachment Styles with Dr. Diane

August 09, 2023 12:53 - 1 hour - 49.4 MB

This weeks episode was truly one for the books. Between shocking revelations of pasts, mid men talking about their bad relationship habits, fairy tales, and a red eye from San Diego to Fuji...there is no shortage of things to talk about. And to help me 'how does that make you feel?', I am joined by Dr. Diane Strachowski of @backtolovedoc. Together we break down the deep topics at hand, gossip like school girls, and yes...talk about therapist to be Nick Vilal. Thank you so much to Dr. Diane ...

No Place Like Hometowns with Limi

August 02, 2023 12:54 - 1 hour - 39.6 MB

And just like that friends things are getting serious. Meet the parents serious! And while it might seem like a fast season in some ways, it undeniable that Charity has DONE THE DAMN THING WELL. This top 4 brings the heat, the romance, and as previews show the drama as well. And to help me breakdown all we learned about the remaining men, I am joined by friend of the pod, Limi! Together we catch everyone up on how our lead masterfully narrowed down her men, how the families played a roll in ...

Kenough Already!!

July 26, 2023 12:38 - 1 hour - 54 MB

With great honor I present perhaps my favorite ever solo episode ever. insert Stefan from SNL voice IT HAS EVERYTHING: a personalized Eras Tour breakdown, Barbie movie thoughts, Bachelorette week 5 recap, a ghost from our past jumping out at me, promises to throw men smaller than me, and so much more! Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://...

Thank You, Next with DoTheRosesAlign

July 19, 2023 12:21 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Grab your flannels and rain boots babes we're going to The Pacific Northwest in hopes of helping Miss Charity find the love of her life. And don't worry it wont be a Sasquatch (no spoilers please!) To help me forage for store bought pine nuts, I'm joined by Shannon from Do The Roses Align!! Together we talk about Gerry (who's a Leo btw!) and his future MILF contestants, sweet men vs the scarf men, why Charity is attracted to the earth signs in the house, flush out a really good JANON, and wo...

They're All Just Kens

July 12, 2023 12:57 - 58 minutes - 41.5 MB

Hey Barbies and Kens and Skippers everyone in between! Date Card is back with another breakdown of this season of The Bachelorette! Where our very own life size Barbie, Charity lawson, is on a mission much like Margot Robbie....to find the true meaning of life. Or to be truly bothered by a bunch of hairless buff Kens with suspicious fashion and ego issues. And to help me get into all the ways men are just digging the bar even further down than it already was, I am joined by friend of the pod...

Breaking The Longest Kiss On A Podcast Record

July 05, 2023 12:57 - 45 minutes - 38.2 MB

Welcome back friends to week two of Charity's journey to find love! This week the men must prove their love through many silly challenges that involve traumatizing the various gathered live audiences and maybe Yosef's daughter. We also see some romance building while other men fall victim to egos and jealousy. But hey at least if Charity ever loses an earring, Brayden has got her covered. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art...

And Just Like That We Get Petty

July 04, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

And just like that...the gals are back! And boy do they all have some issues to UNPACK. But never fear two of your fave podcast gals (Jenna and Torry from RTBP pod) have also teamed up to help them and in the end learn a little about themselves along the way. Sex and The City has a way of doing that doesn't it?? So grab a fresh cosmo, and hold on to your Birkin friends...because we're about to find out what happens when people stop being polite...and start getting real. Make sure you're su...

Charity Is Clarity with Ash Talks Bach

June 28, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MB

It's the premiere week for our captivating Charity Lawson, and not only is it raining men...it actually rained. In LA. It's all good no climate change worries to see here. But what you will want to check in on is THIS episode of the podcast, where I am joined by Bachelor commentator and dear friend of the podcast and Ash Talks Bach. Together we discuss franchise sanctioned podcast mess, swoon about Charity, dissect some of the mens first impressions, and wonder out loud about some missing fo...

The Hunk Haul

June 23, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Oh baby the BACH IS BACK! And so is everyones favorite (that's probably not true) gay recap podcast is back as well! Did you miss me? How could you honestly, I never shut the fuck up. And I won't start shutting up now because CHARITY IS THE BACHELORETTE and I'm so excited!! Honestly she deserves the world and I can't wait to see how her season unfolds. But first we unfortunately must deal with the men. lol. Yes thats right its cast bio time loves and ooooof there's a lotta bad hair cuts, cri...

The Ultimatum: Hot gossip w/ Tiff Der

June 16, 2023 22:10 - 1 hour - 50.4 MB

In this very magical episode of Date Card pod, I am joined by one of the star of The Ultimatum: Queer Love...the one the only Tiff Der. Together we talk about their feelings about the show, how they got cast, behind the scenes hot goss, and then we discuss their relationship and break up with their ex and their healing journey. We dive into their trail marriage with the lovely Sam, and their friendship with Vanessa, and some other connections or lack thereof with some of the other cast membe...

The Ultimatum: Dyke Shit with Shannon

June 15, 2023 05:28 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

One week after the finale of The Ultimatum: Queer Love AND I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. And let's be honest you're obsessed too. Who could blame you with all of the cast fully doing their post show shit on instagram. Like I mean. Oooof. So I begged Shannon from Do The Roses Align to jump on and break down all that's been happening with the cast. Who am I kidding, Shannon lives to talk gay mess and of course she came prepared to sprinkle in some astrological takes. You love to see it! Sta...

The Ultimatum: Hand Stuff with Natasha Sebastiani

June 08, 2023 00:43 - 1 hour - 39 MB

Let's all hold hands as we sit here together processing the finale and reunion of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and all it gave us and all that it left us wanting for. It truly ran the gambit from shocking engagements, dramatic break ups, and call outs to pretty smooth rocks. And to hold my hand through all of it, I am joined by Tiff's friend Natasha Sebastiani. YES that Natasha! The break out gem of this show for her frank honesty, realistic advice, and charming smile. Together we giggle, get s...

The Ultimatum: Mouth Stuff with Olivia

June 02, 2023 06:31 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Oh gays what are we going to do??!! The Ultimatum: Queer Love is exposing all of our gay secrets and agenda notes!! But if it helps some straights find the light, I'm all here for it. And to help me find my own light in the midst of the 4 most jam packed episodes of TV i have ever consumed, friend of the podcast Olivia hopped on! Together we actually share a really beautiful moment, as two individuals who have never shut up about The Bachelor actually being Polyamorous and Gay... to talk to ...

U-Haul Or Bust - The Ultimatum: Queer Love

May 24, 2023 15:30 - 2 hours - 71.8 MB

Hi Gay! I'm so happy you're here (maybe queer) and I can't wait for you to listen in on my first ever recap of The Ultimatum: Queer Love! Because ya'll it might be the best reality television I have ever watched. LOVE STORIES. DRAMA. TOPS. BOTTOMS. OH MY! I'm so honored to be joined by queer writer, musician, podcaster, and creator of @queerkidsstuff, Lindz Amer and together we talk about how The Bachelor is actually pretty gay, other queer dating shows, and all the juiciest and gayest mome...

S12E13 - Love Is Toxic with Kellie

April 19, 2023 05:40 - 1 hour - 36.4 MB

You hear that? That's wedding bells...and wedding yells. Because yes thats right, season 4 of Love Is Blind has wrapped and I'm back from my Bachelor hibernation to TALK ABOUT IT! Very grateful friend of the pod, Kellie, could hop on and wade through the many messes of this season with me and laugh about the utter shit show the 'live' reunion was. (we hope whatever tech production assistant that was ignored, knows that you're seen and heard. We support you even if your Netflix overlords didn...

S12E12 - For When It Actually Matters with Marilyn Movies

March 29, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MB

I'll just say this...in this OPEN RELATIONSHIP, we discuss parameter changes asap and we discuss the finale of The Zachelor. Because i have the utmost respect for you my loving leftist bachelor polycule. And to help me tackle this 3 hour is returning guest, the delightful Marilyn of @marilyn.movies! Together we celebrate the curse that's been lifted from Bachelor Nation, all of the power moves Ariel, Gabi, and Kaity executed, Chap The Dad, Jesse's can never tell a lie moment, and allllll of ...

S12E11 - Confess to Father Palmer with Samantha Allen

March 22, 2023 13:00 - 53 minutes - 33.3 MB

It may be sex week but its also the dumbass week apparently, because our Zachelor sure did create quite the omg you have got to be kidding me Zach pickle for himself. And to help me wade through the stagnant waters of that final date and recap this week, I am joined again by author of Patricia Wants To Cuddle, the lovely Samantha Allen. Together we defend the Recchia, try to make sense of the motives behind Zach's unnecessary parameters, unpack the religious subtext, and naturally try to get...

S12E10 - Let Anastasia Fuck! with Jenny

March 16, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

Hey besties we got a BOGO! Two episodes recapped for the price of one! What a deal! And here to assist Jenna in this Hometowns Women Yell All crossover event of the century is friend and fellow Roses For Every Body campaign member, Jenny! Together we wax poetically about the days when the leads didn't have to tell on themselves as much, break bread with the families, lace our shoes up because they fit, undergo some needed DEI training, and accidentally stan both episodes more than our bitter...

S12E9 - Bachelor Magic Tricks with Connie

March 08, 2023 14:00 - 57 minutes - 34.7 MB

It's week 7! Lucky number 7! And that means it's pre hometowns week! Ummmm wtf how did this season go by so quickly? I guess the saying is true, time flies when you're having just an okay time. But ya'll you are about to have a great fucking time because bestie of the podcast, Connie, is back to recap, roast, and relate to the struggles of these contestants just trying to not suddenly be disliked by Zach. Together we expose mentalists for †heir trickery, piece together the secondary love sto...

S12E8 - Zack Attack with Olivia Layne

March 01, 2023 14:00 - 52 minutes - 27.2 MB

And just like that we're over the half way mark of this season of The Zachelor and you know who else is OVER something? Zach. And the something he's over? Any woman who is kinda sorta a bummer. Pray for this man her will not survive this season I fear. To break down all of the Kat fighting (get it???) this week, I am joined by hilarious content creator, Olivia Layne! She loves to lovingly snark on The Bachelor, fashion and pop culture and ya'll are going to love her hot takes on Zach the gr...

S12E7 - This could've been an email with Brittany Tilander

February 22, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 38.3 MB

Date Card Pod is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting. Join Zoom Meeting https://us02web.zoom.us/j/666 Meeting ID: 420 1234 6969 In this weeks meeting Jenna is joined by comedian Brittany Tilander, of recent fat Bachelor casting tiktok viral fame, to recap The Zachelor's 5th week of this journey to find a best friend. NOT to be confused with a sales quarter. Don't you fucking dare. Anyways Brittany and I talk fatness in the franchise, gossip about some bachelor nation couples, cheer ...

S12E6 - Praying for Drake with Talk Purity To Me

February 19, 2023 14:04 - 46 minutes - 23.3 MB

This Sunday Sunday Sunday... Jenna is joined by Blair from Talk Purity To Me to have a conversation about evangelical purity culture vis-à-vis Bachelor Nation, and specifically the recent podcast that Madi & Grant Troutt did about their very very new marriage and their threesomes with Satan. CW: discussions about religious trauma, consent culture, and general patriarchal fuckery. Thank you to Blair and make sure you're following her on all the platforms @talkpuritytome Follow us on ins...

S12E5 - Bahama Bachelor with Claudia Thompson

February 15, 2023 14:00 - 55 minutes - 29 MB

Hope your bags were packed well babes because we left that shithole mansion and headed to the Bahamas! There we observed Zach miraculously handle yet another week of drama...well??? To help me make heads or tails of how this excitable guy has managed to surpass many expectations, so far, is one of the members of @the_blk_roses podcast, the lovely Claudia Thompson. We get in to the drama between Kylee and Stasi, discuss Brooklyn's bravery, give our roses and thorns of week 4, and give our op...

S12E4 - Bachelor Bare Minimum with Bekah Cloud

February 08, 2023 13:26 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Touchdown bros! It's week 3 of The Zachelor and let's just say all the tight ends and receivers...were in it to win it winky emoji. And by it I guess I mean a chance to see the leads ballzachs. I don't know dudes shit got weird this week. But whats more important is that Bekah Cloud, a TikToker, Yoga Instructor & Aerialist, joins the pod to talk Bachelor, Grammy’s, Gaylor & Disability Representation. Born with VATER Syndrome, Bekah shares her experiences and journey to accepting and understa...

S12E3 - Bachelor Haze with Sophie Ross

February 01, 2023 13:09 - 1 hour - 31.5 MB

Well wouldn't you know it's week two of Mr. Zachelors journey to find love with a stunning woman (probably a nurse) on tv for our entertainment, and the drama is already starting to heat up in the mansion. And to help me make sense of any of it is writer, podcaster, and pop culture girlie Sophie Ross! We give our roses and thorns of the week, talk about some trending topics, and of course we rant about Nck Vall for a while because Sophie and I are twin flames apparently. Make sure you're f...

S12E2 - Must Love Frozen Pizza

January 24, 2023 22:45 - 56 minutes - 31.7 MB

And just like that we have a 'new' season of The Bachelor! For better or for worse we are now rooting for a deep voiced man who is likes football and has aspirations of being a Wife Guy (oooof that title has been ruined hasn't it?). Despite very little effort on the franchises part to make us feel any sort of connection with this man created from on of Bachelor Clues' AI generators, Date Card Pod is back to recap, theorize, talk shit, and befriend/make enemies with the 30 (now 20) women who ...

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