On @DarkSecretPlace, Bryan Suits revels in the Raiders defeat at the hands of the Dolphins. Speaking of Dolphins, that’s apparently the name of a class of Israeli nuclear submarines. They’re hanging out in the Persian Gulf. Wait… there’s an Israeli nuclear sub in the Persian Gulf? That doesn’t sound good at all! Also, on War-aholics, we stay in the Middle East, as Suits reads old patrol reports he wrote while in Iraq, circa 2004-2005.