Beach Cops
454 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsWelcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.
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The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods
April 15, 2024 11:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBO’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a fire walk and Andy explains to him how wires are not fake. Then Aaron and Ryan team up against Andy in their support of the “Truck Pee Monkey” . And Aaron has a hoverboard door to door salesman show up.
The Pork Report 21: Black Attack
April 08, 2024 11:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBhttps://www.factor75.com/ USE CODE: Beachcops50 and get 50% off. Mike Black joins the dudes for a wild ride. They debate everything from dildo length, bigfoot, gay strip clubs, 80's movies, The Duke Boys vs. Magnum P.I. and so much more. We also may have finally solved the mystery of Aaron's 5 AM porkers. It's an explosive episode with far-reaching ramifications.
The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum
April 01, 2024 11:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBI hope you're ready to learn about male lactation cause that's our opener. Even Nate Diaz stops by to discuss it with us. Then we hop right into some Tony Robbins talk. After that, it's more corporate murders. Then Andrew talks about one of the stupidest people that ever lived. After that, Andy's neighbor tries to bang him or does she? You be the judge. Then O'Neill makes up his own demon to pray to for good luck. Also, Aaron sends us an alarming text, so tighten your suspenders cause we're ...
The Pork Report 19: Boeing Boeing Gone
March 25, 2024 11:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MBThis week we're back in the old O'Neill family studio. We open with some DeWitt physical therapy talk and he reveals a shocking revelation. Then we discuss Boeing's new assassination program. After that, it's Goggins' time. Then a shower kills a man. After that, we find out about a shoplifting ring bust right in our own backyard. Then it's time to save the hole. It's fun, it's fresh and it's time to eat. Come get the slop!
The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty
March 18, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBFULL EP@https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy has spinal poverty and needs to go to physical therapy. Aaron comes back from The Big Easy with some wild stories. O’Neill scares Aaron and Andy about jury duty. Andy repitches Mommy Milkers for serious feedback and Aaron thinks it’s actually pretty good. Ryan makes fun of Andy for needing to watch the Hulk episode of Mr Roger’s then he insists that women are dirtier than dudes. Then O’Neill tells ghost stories that infuriate Andy. Then O’N...
The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari
March 11, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBhttps://www.factor75.com/ CODE: BEACHCOPS50 GET 50% OFF On this episode of The Pork Report, Andy’s aunt accidentally posts an AI picture of a vagina in space on her Facebook page believing it to be a telescope photo of a black hole, his porno friend tries to drive him to Mexico to get wiener stem cells and Aaron’s neighbor starts an indoor dog gymnasium. Then Ryan blows the lid off the gay lion story and they write a strongly worded letter to the official who accused gay people of corruptin...
The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden
March 04, 2024 12:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBOn today’s episode of the pork report, Ryan and Andrew discuss New breaking news about P. Diddy. Then they find out that a lot of boomer musicians were real creepers . Andy finds a Scottish AI Wonka themed immersive experience that is truly dog Dookie. Finally Aaron has a softball update that will hit you right in the chest.
The Pork Report 15 Mount Smelleverest
February 26, 2024 07:57 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBO’Neill talks medical strikes in South Korea, Andrew gets advice on how to fix his back finally. Then they talk about the Civil War and O’Neill draws a hard line in the sand. We help Peppertooth with more magical incantations for his Dungeons and Dragons campaign and O’Neill invents several drug based businesses and they use a cellphone stenographer to try and capture some of their amazing ideas.
The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy
February 19, 2024 12:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBHead to https://www.factor75.com/pages/podcast?c=BEACHCOPS50&mealsize=8-1&c_comms=PERCENT&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast50off&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads&discount_comm_id=7267f20b-a39f-4440-9ca2-1404329a2b419&dis_channel=audio and get 50% off with code BEACHCOPS50. FULL EPISODE @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy is the bionic Rite Aid man, more toilet twerking occurs, and we help a listener buy medical equipment on Amazon. There’s some live GERDing, Ryan b...
The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild
February 12, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBFULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio with some more slop! Andy has a lot of female friends who think they can sell feet pics, Ryan pulls a gun on Ranaziz, and Andy remembers the most insane swashbuckling movie of all time, Zorro The Gay Blade. O‘Neill‘s mom gets scammed and makes $20 bucks. Andy gets stoner scammed and loses $40. Then they talk scrap metal and an amazing horror movie premise!
The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel
February 05, 2024 12:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBFULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Big Earl Skakel is finally back and it’s a wiiiiiiiiild ride. O’Neill talks about his documentary project with What Up Pete and Earl himself. Then we talk Vince McMahon doodie accusations, dramatic readings of sleazeball texts and for some reason Earl re-enacts funny scenes from the 1970’s sitcom “The White Shadow”. Then the boys roast his old toilet and it gives Earl a boner then they help him write some new jokes. Wow, it’s a tour de fo...
The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades
January 29, 2024 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBFULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Sooey! It’s the Pork Report and it’s time for your slop! Ryan tests everyone for psychopathy using this one weird trick. Then they talk AI girlfriends, a company that pays for doodies, and OF bikini farm work by O’Neill. Andy talks about the South Carolina Lizard Man and his grandma scaring him with Raw Head Bloody Bones. Then a Satanic cult raises its head in a beautiful neighborhood.
The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety
January 22, 2024 12:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBFULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of the Pork Report we have more of the sloppiest news you can use! 10 foot aliens, Oprah has a body double, and we start multiple amazing screenplay ideas. O’Neill races to finish a seafood tower in a mere hour and half. Then he plans a seafood based crowd work only comedy special. One of Aaron’s family members wins a car. And he never gets to see it. There’s some serious fondue talk. Then the boys do a deep dive on th...
The Pork Report 9: Skate or Die
January 15, 2024 12:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBFULL EPISODES @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The dudes are back and it's guns a blazing! First they talk about fluoride french fries. Then it's airplane disasters. After that they jump into tick bites that result in a pickle of predicament. Then it's softball talk, Tony Hawk and Jesse Ventura joins the show. Come one, come all, it's The Pork Report.
The Pork Report 8: No Alarmo
January 08, 2024 12:00 - 2 hours - 122 MBSPECIAL FREE EPISODE! MORE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops We're back in the old studio while Aaron and ATC close for the holidays. And honestly, it's great to be back! We quickly stumble into chimpanzee nut smugglers. Then we visit the worst person on YouTube. After that, it's a deep dive into the history of truck nuts. Then we reach our magnum opus, an invention that might change the world for the better...it's the ultimate car alarm for the homophobic car thief. S...
The Pork Report 7: Year In Repoo
January 01, 2024 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBFULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops In this episode of the ground breaking journalistic power house of The Pork Report, the boys discuss disposable corn meal beds for hotels and the ensuing rat problem that surely to follow. Then it's super pigs from Canada and the American weaponry that might save us. O’Neill reveals the most dangerous day of the year for wieners and a baked bean factory ends up with rubber balls in the beans! Also, Aa...
The Pork Report 6: They've Got Thumbs!
December 26, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBFULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio and breaking incredible news. First up, O’Neill talks about a new scourge facing humanity, dolphins with thumbs. We talk about the forgotten Christmas movie, Invasion USA, men who don’t buy toilet paper for their girlfriends then Ryan creates another toilet based trampoline idea. Then Andrew reveals medical procedures he has performed. Ryan uses this to volunteer hi...
The Pork Report 5: Cambodia, The Feeling's Forever
December 18, 2023 12:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBFULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The Pork Report is hitting its stride! O’Neill is back from Cambodia where he was all the children’s lucky charm. He also has unbelievable food deals and peanuts that make you take a dump in your pants. DeWitt springs a new theme song on O’Neill as well as a creamy new Christmas video. Then Ryan talks about a drunk Santa fresh from prison that his dad brought over. Andy’s grandpa hands him a col...
The Pork Report Ep 4: Osama Drama
December 04, 2023 13:00 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBListen to the full episode @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops
The Pork Report Ep 3: Dude, We Ate Like Kings
November 27, 2023 13:00 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MBGREEN CHEF get $250 off with code beachcops250 at https://www.greenchef.com/ FULL EPISODE @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On This Pork Report style episode of Beach Cops, Ryan tells Andrew about the joys of life on the road. A heroin junkie invades Great Wolf Lodge and leaves syringes everywhere. The boys discuss billionaire brontosaurus secrets and the forgotten 80...
Beach Cops Episode 221: The Friendly Ghost Conundrum
November 20, 2023 08:37 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops A homeless dude helps "decorate" a giant skeleton in a fancy neighborhood. O’Neill has a ghostly proposition for Andy, but it quickly devolves into a Black Mirror situation. Andy finds a risque Irish woman on Instagram. Ryan has a “broccoli mission” dream that Andy tries to decode. Danish finds out about the urban legend of the Death Cat. A caller leaves a scary message th...
Beach Cops Episode 220: Diet Coke Wishes
November 13, 2023 08:59 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Someone leaves season’s greetings in the toilet at ATC for O’Neill. Then, Danish finds a Diet Coke in the other bathroom, causing them to imagine a situation where a billionaire grants wishes to whoever drinks the toilet soda. Ryan pitches a traveling van of risque circus performers. Andy wears orthopedic flip flops, but no one believes him. Ryan then tries to get Andy to ...
Beach Cops Episode 219: Handsome Little Boy Rum
November 06, 2023 08:03 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, the gang talks Book Fair books, school stores, and Little Caesar’s Pan-Pan. Also, Andrew recounts a story of being jumped in elementary school and using his fat to his advantage. O’Neill intelligently breaks down how the insults of 4th graders wouldn’t hurt as much as an adult. Then, they argue about the size of ships in a bottle. After that, they invent ...
Beach Cops Episode 218: Diaper Neighbors
October 30, 2023 09:09 - 55 minutes - 51 MBGo to GreenChef.com/60beachcops and use code 60beachcops to get 60% off plus free shipping. GreenChef: “The #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well” To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Aaron has an insane divorce story from his neighborhood. We offer him a series of Crunchwrap based gambits and see what he’ll take. Andy’s neighbor washes his clothes with a hose and uses adult diapers for the craziest thing. Aaron’s nei...
Beach Cops Episode 217: Pork Report Edition
October 23, 2023 06:51 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Another fantastic, classy, dignified episode of the Pork Report with Ryan and Andrew. Andy buys a soundboard for a dollar and immediately gets decision fatigue. Andrew and Ryan try to create a game show called “Read O’Neill’s Mind”, but it doesn’t pan out. Then, they talk Cadbury turkeys and nacho cheese turkeys. Andy shows O’Neill Gymkata for the first time, and they brai...
Beach Cops Episode 216: Pork Chops the Movie
October 16, 2023 07:58 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Ryan talks about politicians working way past the retirement point, and Aaron recounts amazing movies. Then, O’Neill and DeWitt create an action movie called Pork Chops about karate police partners who fight children.
Beach Cops Episode 215: Porta-Potty
October 09, 2023 07:29 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The gang discusses a brand new business idea, where Andy dresses as a pig and lays in a trough, while O’Neill acts as a barker for people who are tired of waiting in lines for the porta-potties at music festivals. Then, a firefighter hero sends in an incredible video, and we make the case for higher pay for some of our country’s bravest workers.
Beach Cops Episode 214: The Extra Classy Pork Report Edition
October 02, 2023 07:48 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Jeff is out of town, so to keep it together, DeWitt and O’Neill decide to ditch the cargo shorts and dress up like two true gentlemen. O’Neill asks Andy to plunder-wash his laundry for $1.75. Aaron gets “kind of“ horny. Andy’s friend Burt stays up all night dreaming of $50,000. O’Neill and Andy role play a car dealership where Andy keeps being mistaken for a woman. O’Neill...
Beach Cops Episode 213: They're on the East Coast
September 25, 2023 07:17 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBGo to GreenChef.com/60beachcops and use the code 60beachcops to get 60% off and free shipping. Green Chef: "The #1 meal kit for eating well"! To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andrew needs to be hypnotized to fall asleep and also can’t keep in touch with his relatives on the East coast. Ryan takes umbrage with the lyrics to ”Bongos” and tries to rewrite them. Danish recaps an emotionally abusive new 90 D...
Beach Cops Episode 212: The Open Letter
September 17, 2023 07:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Listeners come together to write O’Neill an open letter one line at a time to get him to stop his bad boy zone behavior. The letter predictably goes off the rails. After that, the gang explains an idea DeWitt and O'Neill once had to Aaron. Andy’s back goes out again, as Danish shows a beautiful horse, which Ryan thinks is a psyop. Then, they talk about the diarrhea plane.
Beach Cops Episode 211: The Charming Fart Debate
September 11, 2023 05:49 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS and use the code HELIXPARTNER20. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this one, the gang debates if there is ever a “charming” way to blast a big old beefer in front of a potential significant other t...
Beach Cops Episode 210: The Bad Boy Zone
September 04, 2023 06:59 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops This one starts with the gang recovering from the horrific Hurricane Hilary. Aaron gets a controversial text from a famous comedian. Ryan tries to come up with a new Desert Eagle business, and Danish creates a hypothetical cartel art career for Andy. They debate the best ingredients for traditional ancient medicine. Then, Andy makes AI tell O’Neill he’s a very bad boy. AI ...
Beach Cops Episode 209: Desert Eagle
August 28, 2023 08:01 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, O’Neill has some tough but fair relationship advice for a morgue employee. Also, O’Neill talks horror movies. Andrew discusses his intense ballet tr...
Beach Cops Episode 208: Styrofoam Jail
August 21, 2023 02:50 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Aaron tells us about a styrofoam jail from his youth. Ryan grills Andy about a Disney audition that featured adult content. Danish reveals Obama’s secret naughty letters, and the gang has some insane theories. Then, they talk about the underrated TV show, Alien Nation. And, Andrew shows everyone his new DIY washing machine.
Beach Cops Episode 207: Codeine Darkness
August 14, 2023 04:49 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Andy is recovering from Covid, and the Codeine darkness has his soul. Danish has some shocking manatee news, and O’Neill can’t stand a...
Beach Cops Episode 206: Nerf Wars Cold Sores
August 07, 2023 05:39 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy brings in Nerf guns, and it makes the opening of the show extremely chaotic. Then, he gets (fake) cheese lip so bad it gives him a lip pimple. He also has some new surf tales and claims he popped the supposed lip pimple boogie boarding. O’Neill makes fun of Andy’s favorite spice shoppe. After that, there’s more Slingblade and Mrs. Doubtfire improv. Ronald Reagan drops in on...
Beach Cops Episode 205: Margarita Hiking
July 31, 2023 07:31 - 54 minutes - 50 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan goes hiking drunk, Andrew recounts an old story about Taco Bell Gorditas that goes wrong. A dude gets shown racy pictures on a plane by a lady, and Air Marshal Andrew catches them. Danish reads a political article about farts. Then, they find out about one of the funniest police evidence seizures of all time.
Beach Cops Episode 204: Jeff Dunham's Dandies
July 24, 2023 07:47 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops O’Neill has a family incident with fireworks and then launches so many Roman candles he looks like a chimney sweep. Then, the gang imagines Andy’s "pirate" teaming up with Somali pirates. There’s some more black powder talk. After, there’s some AI talk mixed with some Scottish Lords talk that gets derailed by a "special" headstand request from O’Neill. The gang imagines what woul...
Beach Cops Episode 203: Goofin' Through the Door
July 17, 2023 07:18 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andrew “thinks” he saw an extremely tall lady adult film being filmed in an alley. Someone’s wife goofs through the metal security door and then her and Andy do prairie dog noises, while O’Neill is on the toilet. Andy finds out about an AI app that generates erotic stories and goes nuts with it and toys with the idea of using it as a wonderful anniversary gift. Then, they use the...
Beach Cops Episode 202: Prairie Dog Noises
July 10, 2023 08:32 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan reveals that his goofy wife won’t stop doing prairie dog noises, and it’s driving him insane. There‘s some kidney selling talk, and then...
Beach Cops Episode 201: Dolores
July 03, 2023 07:33 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy gets stuck in his own apartment and has to drill his way out. Ryan talks about Breaking Away and Indiana history. Then, the stream goes down again. A butter fire is suggested for burning notebooks. Andy enjoys VR adult content, where he has to outrun male genitalia, which Danish and O’Neill turn into a gym business ideas. Then, Danish does a bio of Corn Hogger, and Andy ins...
Beach Cops Episode 200 Extravaganza
June 26, 2023 08:39 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Come celebrate 200 episodes with a Mad Lib the fans sent in that doesn’t match up with the end result, a trip to the farm that enrages DeWitt , and some touching drunk call...
Beach Cops Episode 199: Drive-thru Mysteries
June 19, 2023 09:13 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, the gang talks about catering movies to 4DX seating, which Andy loves. Then, Ryan makes fun of Yoda’s clothes, which really bothers Andy. Andrew reminds the gang how much his dad loves "Cool Runnings". Danish talks about using a sexy cashier voice to say sensual stuff through the drive thru speakers. This confuses O’Neill, who tries to produce his ...
Beach Cops Episode 198: Ancient Andys
June 12, 2023 06:37 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Andy starts the show, talking about his tragically famous Dutch ancestors, and O’Neill shares his amazing new invention for hard-to-crack pistachio shells. Then the boys do...
Beach Cops Episode 197: Corn Hogger
June 05, 2023 08:20 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, Andrew has a disappointing urination stream due to a soap fiasco. Danish goes to Disneyland, and people walk off a ride in the middle of it. Andy finds body grooming tips on YouTube (guess which body part) that blow his mind. Then, Danish finds a human interest story about a DnD nerd, who uses a “robot“ voice at McDonald’s, and O’Neill and Andy prepare to rage un...
Beach Cops Episode 196: Gone with the Biznass
May 29, 2023 08:18 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, Aaron finally becomes one with Beach Cops as he plays Mad Libs with the boys. O’Neill gets some cool names for possible future kids. They com...
Beach Cops Episode 195: Sippin' on Tuna Water
May 22, 2023 08:20 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Be forewarned: Aaron is on fire with the wordplay this episode, so plan accordingly. Andy comes out of the gates with excitement over having something in common with Mark Normand. What he has in common makes Danish and O’Neill ask Andy how far he’d go for his "special interest". Andy tells a harrowing tale of drinking port wine and passing out from blood sugar issues. The gang gr...
Beach Cops Episode 194: Throwing Stars and the Two Philosophical Questions
May 15, 2023 07:55 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBHelix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops We open with O’Neill being delighted that Chinese throwing stars are legal again in Indiana. O’Neill then tries to take credit for getting Andy off drugs and requests a wi...
Beach Cops Episode 193: Strawberries and Cream
May 08, 2023 07:47 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The show opens with more misremembered historical ramblings from DeWitt, including a guy who ate strawberries and cream until he exploded. O’Neill suggests that Andy’s vision board needs more business goals and less stuff about butts. Then, there’s some Vince McMahon talk. Danish debuts a new quote song that makes us all proud! There's also another song about Andy that melts our ...
Episode 192: Six Nuts
May 01, 2023 07:38 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBTo listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode, Andy opens with a Romeo and Juliet fart parody song based off the 1969 movie, and O’Neill is not impressed. Then, O’Neill has an insane list of demands for the aliens should they ever kidnap him. Danish talks about Israeli cars that run on hummus. Then, he pulls up a viral video of a woman who claims she would please her man at least six times a day, which leads ...