Gird yourselves friends! Its the final and ultimate episode of our two-episode Reality Housewife saga! Last week you heard the the setup, now get ready for the payoff as Bess, James, Mae, and phillip actually play Elegance & Excess, the Lasers & Feelinggs hack of their own creation.

CW: Vague descriptions of death and violence

If you’re thinking “this time they’re just playing reality housewives, surely there won’t be violence in this one” You’re wrong! We’re sorry!